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We Are One. We Are Moose. 7/6/11 CT Lounge

  Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

  See the løveli lakes

  The wonderful telephøne system

  And mani interesting furry animals

        The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
        Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
        University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
        making of this film.
        The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
        are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
        or history of any person is entirely accidental and
                        Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

  Including the majestic møøse 

  A Møøse once bit my sister ...

  No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse
  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
  her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
  star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst

  We apologise for the fault in the
  subtitles.  Those responsible have been

  Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those
  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
  have been sacked.

  Møøse trained by            TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

  Special Møøse Effects       OLAF PROT
  Møøse Costumes              SIGGI CHURCHILL
  Møøse Choreographed by      HORST PROT III
  Miss Taylor's Møøses by     HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
  Møøse trained to mix
  concrete and sign com-
  plicated insurance
  forms by                    JURGEN WIGG
  Møøses' noses wiped by      BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

  Large møøse on the left
  half side of the screen
  in the third scene from
  the end, given a thorough
  grounding in Latin,
  French and "O" Level
  Geography by                BO BENN

  Suggestive poses for the
  Møøse suggested by          VIC ROTTER
  Antler-care by              LIV THATCHER