AN Scandal: Closed Door Meeting Follows Writer Calling Out Blogfather

I'd rather not name names here, so it really doesn't matter whether the writer in question was fuentesgirl or fuentes nobody or 67FUENTES. I am the victim here anyway.

Our writers do not have defined roles. Sure, every Tuesday I expect danmerqury to write a post, and if Zonis doesn't have a game thread up on Saturday he'll be duly punished, but there are no defined roles. So when I ordered baseballgirl to write for four days in a row and 23 of the first 49 games, not warning her in advance and ignoring the carpal tunnel syndrome that was developing into full blown repetitive stress injury, all I can say is that I don't like to ask emperor nobody to write more than 200 words except when I do.

Now I'm hearing that the problem stems from a lack of communication. To prove otherwise, I called a closed-door meeting yesterday and came out of it saying "No comment" to everyone who asked. I then told the media exactly who was now writing recaps for the time being, and apparently a reporter mentioned it to them so I guess they know. I think we're good, right?

The series finale between the A's and Angels starts at 12:35pm, Brett Anderson against Joel Piñeiro.

UPDATE: Blez has just described me as "fantastic".