UPDATE: We're in a rain delay in the top of the fourth. Think wet, WET WET thoughts, do any dances that you think might help. It's 7-0 Rangers, currently. You can believe that Texas will do everything possible to get this game in today.
Gio Gonzalez has melted down in spectacular fashion and has just been removed from the game in the third. Details will be painfully rehashed in the recap, but let's just say he's had had better innings. Purcey has replaced Gio. Our only real hope is a rainout; it's 6-0, two outs in the bottom of the third inning and the bases are still loaded.