Don't hesitate, hyphenate.
Here is your trusty game thread for today's conflagration betwixt the Seattle Mariners and your Oakland A's... join us as the A's attempt regicide against AL Cy Young hardware-holder Felix Hernandez. I think Trevor Cahill is going for the Athletics but of this I am not 100% certain.
I'll be around to post more threads as necessary as the game progresses... and be sure to visit today's Front Page request detailing how you can participate in my upcoming interview with a broadcasting behemoth, the always awesome anchor of the Athletics' airwaves, Ken Korach.
That is you to they
That is where they think you are
Never on the land
But sailing by the North Star