Next to this game it says "SS" so either it's a split squad game, or else in this particular game every player will be at shortstop. That would actually be incredibly entertaining, far more so than the usual "half the team" routine.
If my calculations are correct, Brett Anderson is due to pitch. And my calculations are never wrong, as you know. Seriously, who are you going to believe on this, me or the stupid IRS?
Sadly, the starting lineups were not yet posted when I wrote this Wednesday night, so one of you may need to provide them as I'm currently busy
corrupting young minds teaching middle school.