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11/7/11 Lounge . No Free Slurpees Today

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There are several ways to misinterpret that headline. Well, there's the one.

Blow jobs.  I could be talking about blow jobs.  But I'm not.  I'm talking about the iced beverage you get at the 7-11.  And it's too damn cold for Slurpees anyhow.  The drink, not the other one.  It's never really too cold for that.