Sssshhhh, the A's offense -- which is truly a credible Major League product, honest -- is trying to get some rest. 3-0 after 6 on HRs by Bautista and an absolute crush-job from E. Encarnacion, just in case you A's fans were wondering what HRs look like.
Oh, yeah, and we're being no-hit again by a mediocre starter.