Filed under: Athletics Nation Lounge Chris Townsend Thread 5/9 (I think the topic today will be Chris Carter.) By dan_bot May 9, 2010, 3:44pm PDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Chris Townsend Thread 5/9 (I think the topic today will be Chris Carter.) Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email I would do unholy, unspeakable things to Dallas Braden. All he has to do is ask. More From Athletics Nation Oakland A’s 2023 Community Prospect List No. 5 A’s land at No. 19 in Kiley McDaniel’s farm system rankings at ESPN Elephant Rumblings: Sizing up the 2023 bullpen Oakland A’s come in at No. 27 in Keith Law’s Farm System rankings Elephant Rumblings: A’s Owner and Kaval visit LV Oakland A’s 2023 Community Prospect List No. 4