Filed under: Athletics Nation Lounge Chris Townsend Thread 5/9 (I think the topic today will be Chris Carter.) By dan_bot May 9, 2010, 3:44pm PDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Chris Townsend Thread 5/9 (I think the topic today will be Chris Carter.) Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email I would do unholy, unspeakable things to Dallas Braden. All he has to do is ask. More From Athletics Nation A’s secure worst record in Oakland history A’s vs. Twins game thread Athletics activate JJ Bleday, option Kevin Smith to Las Vegas Athletics begin final road trip in Minnesota Oakland Athletics 2023 mid-season community prospect list: No. 23 Elephant Rumblings: A’s begin final road trip of season