FanPost

DLD 4/6/10 The Final Countdown!

Gob_medium

Man, I can't wait for the opener tonight! I get so excited this time of year, anticipating the regular season, everything coming together! The roar of the crowd, I can picture the scene! (yes, that is Foreigner playing in your mind)

[phone rings]

Hold on...

Hello? Oh, hi Don!

What? Really? LAST night, you say? Damn.

Well, what happened? Seriously? Four errors? Four DPs? We almost won?! Wow.

What? Stomper was wearing what? Why the hell would they dress an elephant up in a suit?

1270584133_medium

What's that? You say they must've had a new guy in the Stomper outfit, because this Stomper got schooled? Well, that never would've happened before, huh? Or before. What's that? You ate him at the end of the 2008 season?

Donwstomper_medium

Well, that can't be good for your cholesterol levels...what? Calories don't count when you're ED? Wow, I need to get me one of those split personalities...

Well, how'd Kouzmanoff look? Really? Ooof.

What did Susan say about it? Cliffy took the blame? What'd he say?

"I needed to shut it down," he said. "That probably cost us the ballgame."

Huh. What's that? She also updated Buan's status? What'd she say?

Robert Buan confirms that his contract was terminated with 860AM; no postgame reporting from Buan, which is a shame given his length of service with the team and his excellent relationships with A’s players past and present. He remains an A’s employee and he is still helping with the game broadcasts.

That Susan...she's dreamy...what? Ratto checked in, too? What'd he say? He was kinder than most years? Huh.


Well, I should go, Don. I got boxes to pack, if I'm ognna make it to CA by summer. Trust me, you don't wanna be here for summer. What's that? Okay, I will. I promise. Here.

Bridget_medium