Headline Pun Watch
- "Ten-gallon splat: Giants knock Texas off a Cliff" — MLB.com (D+: Way, way too overambitious.)
- "Juan Giant Stride" — ESPN.com (B+: Short, right to the point, and descriptive.)
- "Giants Strike First" — SI.com (No pun, but minus points for "Jose Uribe". Wrong SF World Series shortstop.)
- "San Francisco treat" — CBSSports.com (A: This is how it's done. Masterful.)
- "Frisco Inferno" — FOXSports.com (F: Frisco? No. No no no no no.)
