Honestly, the A's should win these last two games because if ever there was a .500 team it's the 2010 Oakland A's, a team with too much pitching to be bad, too little hitting to be good, and too many stays at .500 not to pitch a tent and call it home.
However, instead of pitching a tent the A's will pitch Brett Anderson, who is arguably easier to assemble but about as clumsy. The Mariners have arrived at the ballpark with something called a David Pauley, who probably wants a cracker.
Having tried a migraine headache today, my official verdict is that I'm against them. Having started three consecutive paragraphs with the letter "H" today, I have decided to just go for it and start a 4th one the same way.
Has anyone seen Josh Donaldson?