Monday Morning Mesostic Madness: Sheets and Goggles Edition

YES!! Another pitch thrown and somehow my arm remains attached to my body!!! 

                         Now don’t

                          mIsunderstand

                                                                                           me… I think aNy team

                  that takEs the risk on

                Ben M. Sheets

                              mIght be landing

                                                                                                       themseLves

                                                                                                     the stealLth

                                                                                                            signIng

                  Of the

           wiNter

                 at leaSt in terms

                                                                                                           of tHe

               potEntially

                     trEmendous

                                                                                                       impacT

                                                                                           on that team’S

              roTation

                                                                                                 a full seasOn

                                                                                                   of a healThy

              SHeets

                                                                                                  could havE.

                                                                                  Then I think, hey Wait just a

             mInute,

                                                                                                        a torN elbow flexor??

                                                                                                        that Does

                  sound Bothersome…

                                                                                                 if we signEd him,

              poor BeN’s arm would

                                                                                                           likEly

             fAll off

                wriTing his name

                                                                                                        on tHe

                                                                                                           daMn contract.

                    BY the way,

                  I also Wanted to say

                                                                                           that although I dislike

                                                                                                         orgaNized

                                                                                                           reliGion

                                                                                                        intenSely,

                      I fOund it most

                       reFreshing that

                                                                                                     Grant Desme

                               dEcided to embrace

                                                                   the core philoSophy of      

                   The Dude

                                                                                                  Jesus ChrIst

                        aNd forego the

                                                                                               easy moneY