(I Don't Like) Mondays: "Riddance to Rubbish" Pictorial Edition

                                                                                             Maybe it’s just me, but

                                                            when I find myself hAving bad

                                                                                  thoughTs

                                                                     about the direcTion this franchise is headed,

              for instance mayBe the team will

         have to mOve to

                                          BumBlefuck, Iowa, or that

                  Billy Beane’s

                                          bodY has somehow been

 

                                                          hiJacked by the pod people from

                                                   InvAsion of the Body Snatchers,

               or that me and eIght reasonably fit

friends could pRobably

      outhit Our

                 linEup

         (with our Dicks),

sanity emerGes

                                    And I begin to

                 undeRstand

 

                    that howEver bad it seems,

                                  at the veRy least we are spared the

                                          indIgnity of having to look at

  these assClowns.