Well, the last anyone heard from Nick Swisher, he was threatening to bite King Arthur's legs off.
Chavvy Baseball, though, is <ahem> back in the lineup.
And we finally get to see the dreaded Cust-Piazza tandem.
Dan Haren looks to recover his form from his last string of shaky starts.
Baltimore turns to Mesozoic Steve Trachsel, the guy who should be left-handed, given his age and franchise-hopping history.
Tick ... tick ... tick ...