Last night, Billy Beane was burning the midnight oil deep in the bowels of the Coliseum, working the phones to try and acquire more injured players. Rotoworld was tossing around names like "Punch" and "Judy" as potential PTBNLs.
Failing that, Larry Davis may just Tanya Harding the rest of the active roster.
Dan Haren starts for the A's, Casey Fossum for the Rays.
OK, now, everyone at once -- but please, WHISPER so as not to fracture anything: let's go A's ... please?