Good afternoon and welcome to another beautiful day of A's baseball. Today, the victim...oh excuse me...'opponent' of the Oakland Athletics will be the Boston Red Sox.
<looks at lineup>
Well, they tell me these are the Red Sox, anyway.
Youkilis
Cora
Loretta
Lowell
Kapler
Mirabelli
Hinske
Pedroia
Pena
And...your 2006 Oakland Athletics!!
Kendall
Swisher
Kotsay
Thomas
Chavez
Payton
Kielty
Scutaro
Ellis
Bradley is sitting this one out; hope he's okay after that nasty foul ball he took of his foot. Hoping he's just resting.
This is THE pitching duel we've been waiting for, so expect another score like last night's. Or a blowout. Either way. Everyone ready?
LET'S GO OAK-LAND!
