Disclaimer: These are intended for fun only. Any harm, injury, or threats thereof are not sanctioned by AthleticsNation, the ANtics, or any similar governing body. Any desire for additional "headshots" can be taken by e-mail.

(Neighbors, girlfriends, and others unaffiliated with the A's organization and its related entities do not qualify)

I did NOT just make these. Somebody make it stop.

Depending on your computer preferences, to download one of these for your own, for printing and darts shenanigans:

PC and Mac: Right Click and select "Save Image As", "Save As", or "Save Image to Desktop", browser depending.

For single-button Macs, click the image and drag to desktop. Happy throwing!

LOVABLE STOMPER

ESTEBAN LOAIZA

TRAINER LARRY DAVIS

HOFER JOE MORGAN

MANAGER KEN MACHA