First of all, whenever you're down and things just aren't going your way, just remember to be thankful that you're not either of the following two people:
- The guy in this article:
- The person who came up with a slogan for a radio station that sounds like, "KYCY: Open Sores Radio!"
You may be wondering whether or not Halsey has an out-pitch to get Barry Bonds. The answer is: they have actually never faced each other. However, we do have some data on Pedro Feliz, and it is not happy-data: Feliz comes in 5/9 (with one HR) against the Ballsy one.
Today's "fun fact": Did you know that Brad Halsey's birthday is on Valentine's Day? Every year, too.
The starting lineups: