Apparantly, A's GM Baby Nellie had a nice little offseason for his team, signing Fathom Snark and Estonia Ablaze and trading for Notably Milder, who the A's hope will live up to his name. Now, with Utter Hotness closing games and a hopefully healthy Drench Hair this season, the A's needed little to begin with.
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