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ANtics - Episode VIII: Ken Macha, Kung Fu Master!

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It may be the first official week of the NFL, but not all the big hitting can be seen on the gridiron. Ken Macha, predominantly seen as a calm fellow, was captured on ESPN television this week delivering a martial art kick to a clubhouse door, freeing pitcher Joe Blanton, who somehow had managed to become stuck inside. "It was either that or call 911 and have the fire department come across center field," Macha reportedly said.

Macha's fearsome nature and martial art mastery, though a mystery to us, has gained him quite the reputation, both on the A's, and around the league - some of which can be seen in this week's ANtics!


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Poll

What Other Hidden Talents Does Ken Macha Have?

This poll is closed

  • 30%
    He can walk and chew gum at the same time.
    (12 votes)
  • 20%
    He can fill out a lineup completely with Crayolas.
    (8 votes)
  • 25%
    He communicates telepathically with his coaching staff.
    (10 votes)
  • 25%
    He can program in C, LISP, PHP, XML, and FORTRAN.
    (10 votes)
40 votes total Vote Now