The A's and King Richard Harden with a 2-0 record and a 0.44 ERA against the White Sox and Mark "I've got a date so let's do this quickly" Buerhle with a 3-1 and a 2.61 ERA.
The A's offense is missing like the kid with the giant head from "So I Married an Axe Murderer."
The lineup looks like this:
Obviously, Macha has stacked the lineup with guys who've pounded left-handed pitching in the past.
The White Sox counter with this group:
Here's hoping we at least score a run. LET'S GO OAKLAND!!!!!!!