A transcript has been secured from tonight's meeting at home plate by both managers and the umpires.
"We never get the ball/strike calls!"
"What? You always get them!"
"No, what you always get are all the close calls at second base--those never go our way!"
"Huh? Um, are you talking in opposites? Because those always go your way!"
Crew Chief: "Um, guys, we really need to start the game, ok?"
It's the White Sox and the Angels, Contreras against Byrd. Showtime!