Welcome to Columbus Day, the one day each year when Americans proudly salute people who have a lousy sense of direction. Asia's over there, Chris, but welcome!
Tonight, it's Rich Arrogance against Whiny Petulance, in a winner-take-all showdown to learn who we are rooting for the White Sox to beat. And no, Rich Arrogance isn't also the starting pitcher's name; the starting pitcher is Mike Mussina, matched up against Bartolo Colon. Looking at both of them, you'd never guess correctly which one goes by "Moose".
So sit back, throw your compass away in honor of CC, and enjoy a nauseating plate of "one of these teams is about to advance to the ALCS"...