bob dylan Stories - Athletics Nation
One of the best ideas I've ever had: Wigwam Wins
JBox and I complain about the music at the ballpark all the time. Sure, there are inspired moments musically. Hell's Bells comes to mind. Overall though, the music is lacking. For example, after a win, we're subjected to Rock and Roll Part 2 by the genuinely, seriously disgusting Gary Glitter....
2009 Poetic Interlude #1: Bowen on the Bench
Or, a series of koans illustrating the mystery of the backup backstop ... [Original lyrics here.] Bowen on the Bench How many Rhodes must a GM live down Before you call yourself a fan? Yes, 'n' how many Grieves must in white cleats fail Before we sign Garret And'? Yes, 'n' how many...
2008 Poetic Interlude #7: It Takes a Parking Lot With a Mayor To Laugh, It Takes a Trade To Cry
It Takes a Parking Lot With a Mayor To Laugh, It Takes a Trade To Cry Well, I ride on a BART train, baby,Make at least three mill. Well, I've been up all night, baby,Warmin' up on the bullpen hill. Well, if high fliesAre hit off of my pill And if I don't save it, You know that Ziggy...
2008 Poetic Interlude #1: From a Buck 6
(Original lyrics here.) From a Buck 6 I got this ballyard boy-man, you know he’s just a kid In my outfield this summer, you know he’ll go deep, get hits He was an AZ Sun Devil and he still don’t make much bread Well, if I keep on tradin’, you know he’s bound to spend the season out in...













