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Open Thread: Game 146 - A's at Seattle

If he keeps going out there, one of these days Dallas Braden is going to win another game. Maybe. Braden hasn’t won since his major league debut on April 24th, and is now winless in 73 consecutive starts, but who’s counting? (Obviously not me—ok fine, it’s 10.)

It didn’t take Daric Barton long to get moved up to the #2 hole! I have a feeling he’ll be there for a while. After a debut that featured two walks followed by three line drives, Barton showed why he is considered one of the minor league’s finest young hitters. Jack Cust, who lately has made less contact than Michael Jackson at a boys camp sleepover, gets a much-needed night off.

Look out Jarrod Washburn, because I have the A’s down for three grand slams tonight. Come to think of it, looking at poor Braden’s 6.63 ERA…we might need it! Here’s the lineup the two lefties will face:

Stewart – LF
Barton – 1B
Swisher – RF
Piazza – DH
Ellis – 2B
Scutaro – 3B
Murphy – SS
Suzuki – C
Thompson – CF

Ichiro! – CF
Beltre – 3B
Ibañez – DH
Guillen – RF
Johjima – C
Vidro – 1B
Jones – LF
Lopez – 2B
Betancourt – SS

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Barton's first day

Mariners radio interviewed Barton as part of the pre-game show.  They asked him to give himself a grade for his first day, and Daric said, "B".  

2/3 with two walks is a B??  Sheesh, tough grader!

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You forgot Rule 1:

You can't be an A until you've gotten injured.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 11, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no respect for a newbie until

he hits into a DP.  That is the true measurement of an A.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

listening to Barton being interviewed now

I'm glad I had the chance to watch the last two Rivercats games against Salt Lake on Milb.com. Among other things I got to see pitchers like Ziggy and Blevins for the first time -- and finally got to see Barton as well.

I'm wondering what combination of pitches Braden will throw tonight. He did not look like a major league pitcher the last time I saw him (against Detroit, the famous "come from behind seven runs" game).

by OaklandSi on Sep 11, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cats just took the lead in the top of the 7th...
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon y'all

Lookout Landing already has 4 times as many comments! We can't get smoked like last night.

by MobiusKlein on Sep 11, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

speak for yourself!!!
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LL always comes alive

when their team is slumping.

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN = Frontrunner's website

If we were winning it would be mayhem 'round here.  Did you see Barton's debut last night or were you sleeping?

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to bed before 7...

forgot to set my alarm (I figured I'd be up sometime), and didn't get up until 7 this AM. I have to leave the house by seven to make it to work on time.

by Jennifer on Sep 11, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Traffic sucks. It used to take me 15 minutes
to get to work when I came in late.  Now that I'm on time, it's taking twice as long :-(  
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody cares when I get there b/c I'm on salary

but it makes me feel better when I am there at 8:00.  Maybe I need to adjust MY thought process.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

A syllogism

AN = sucks
Traffic = sucks
ergo, AN = Traffic
ergo, AN must have more comments than LL.

Q.
E.
D.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WoW
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the cats called up richie robnett

its 4-2 sac right now

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds on Braden having a quality start tonight???

i think hes due...i mean come on he cant get any worse right?

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

err... no not really
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

We're only 12 out in the WC race! We can do this! WOOO!

by Jennifer on Sep 11, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats more like it, it aint over till its over!!!

LETS GO OAKLAND!!!!

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dislike Washburn and see him as LAA.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cats have the bases loaded one out
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Now i know the Cats and the baby A's

Bases loaded one out and they cant bring home the runner

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE...
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I bought an HDTV and Superfan so that

I can wait for the A's HD game to start due to Boston just finishing up the 6th inning.  Can't they create an alternate channel?  Those MLB bastards!

FYI- Every MLB EI game is going to be available in HD in 2008... in case anyone is considering an HDTV purchase next year.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm always considering...

just can't seem to make the jump.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I rarely watch any non-HD programs

unless it's the A's.  It is probably my favorite invention slightly trumping wireless Internet.

Discovery showed this crazy bastard who was hypnotizing or putting sharks into a state of "tonic" where they turned into a limp state.  I can't imagine watching it any other way but I still wonder how one decides how/why to learn this technique??  

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to watch that....

on the off chance the fish ain't buying his act.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He almost lost his hand early in the process

because he slaps them upside their head as a "playful" gesture to get them to swim in a circle and return to him for more.  Weird stuff.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Murphy wearing sunglasses?

And is he therefore Corey Hart?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure why I'm admitting this but I once

saw a concert with Corey Hart opening up for Rick Springfield.  If you couldn't pick up a woman that night... then you probably aren't interested in women at all.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

That pretty much sums up Corey Hart's career:  "opening up for Rick Springfield."

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That also pretty much sums up my chances

at getting women.  The crowd has to be 80/20 for me to muster up the effort.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

80/20? What if they're wearing glasses?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My buddy was wearing pink Chuck Taylor's

and had his sunglasses on at night.  He was much more successful than I was because I was not a pink-wearer.

With women wearing sunglasses... the percentages tilted even more in my favor.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DLD? The AL's best team gets to

choose their format allowing them to possibly benefit by setting up their rotation.  It would be kind of funny if the Yankees actually had to play day games like the A's have had to over the years.  I'm sure ESPN and Fox would still figure out a way to get them on in prime-time.  

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

very nice (warm for us) late

summer evening up here....sliding glass door open to the wafting breeze...HD FSNW tv coverage....spinach salad dinner with ice tea...

The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh...here it's in the nineties,

house is hermetically sealed, air conditioner chugging away, doing it's part to contribute to global warming, dead animal flesh for dinner.  

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here it's 2007 n/t
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PST?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISO 9001
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

64 on my deck.

golden sunlight up on the deep evergreen mountainside...late summer snowfields shimmering on the far peaks...

The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

briny haze obscuring the mountain range...

sort of purpilish.  Atmospheric poison can be quite beautiful actually.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the purple mountains majestic?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably....I can't see them.

Sort of a fuzzy outline.  

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a fruited plain?

Evidently that's pretty common with the purple mountains.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don't you ever post pics of your setting?

You used to do so once in a while.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used to, when I once knew how.
The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edith Bunker says "THOWSE WAHR THE DAZE!"
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton doesn't look quite

as bad as advertised on defense.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

he credited working with Ron Washington

for three years for helping him begin to be a decent first baseman (in the pregame interview).

by OaklandSi on Sep 11, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo

Bartons replacement makes it 5-3 to the cats in the top of the 9th

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ziggy in for the save!!!!!
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Chokin' Bastards
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cats win Game 1
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

1st and 3rd....no outs.

And no score!  There are our beloved A's!  I was wondering what happened to them.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on, you can't have forgotten so quickly!

It's only been one game!

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a daily effort.

Everyday I try to forget who these guys are.  It's one of the reasons I'm no longer surprised by the endless string of minor leaguers passing through. It's not like I know them anyway.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay,

I went to NYC/KC game in KC on Sunday. My friend wanted to see Derek Jeter (she swoons) so I took her for her birthday. Well, he didn't play, but we stuck around anyway. You mentioned the runner at third. Well, during the game she starts laughing hysterically. What?

"Look at the runner on third! He's standing over in the grass!"

Me: "Where else is he supposed to stand?"

"On third."

"ON?"

by Jennifer on Sep 11, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must have played FP softball.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason...

she has an unusual knack for spotting Jaba Chamberlain.

by Jennifer on Sep 11, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Joba? That guy has been

pretty awesome so far.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is.

I smooooshed together Jabba and Joba.

by Jennifer on Sep 11, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's pronounced "Jah-buh"
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were the folks in KC

just too nice to give her shit about it?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was there to see Jeter

She got what she deserved.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

MaEl error.....

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the GG. Shit!
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Polanco could muff one, too

and then voters might actually look at who was really better this year.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping he gets to 20 HR's since it's

known to be somewhat of an offensive award.  In that regard he has some distance to close with Polanco.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was sure offensive when Palmeiro won it n/t
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reporting in to Pam

I'm here but not for long.  Stayed up to watch that football game last night and damn near fell asleep driving home on a 2 lane road.  Not good.  So I'm heading to bed shortly.

Let's get some runs before I turn in!  Go A's!

Oh found out today my son has a field trip to see the Rangers play the Angels on the 26th.  I'm definitely chaperoning that one!

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the nine year old with the band?

Has he decided on his first tat yet?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big "star" with "America's team" underneath.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not really a good idea...

especially if there's a significant chance of doing some jail time. lol

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I asked him who was playing which instruments and he actually had an answer.  This is way too scary.

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

You've earned reprieve tonight, missy. Get some sleep!

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are NO excuses. Play like a champion.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'M here (I was late though)

but playing like a champion is a little late for this season, no?

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in the blog sense.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aflac trivia question

"Can you name the only Mariner teammates to hit grand slams in the same game?"

No, I can't.

I got it right!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope, you got it wrong

Actually, you can name them.

You can name one of them Bob and the other one Bill.  You don't need to know who they are to do that.

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really need to lighten up now that you are

living in the MW.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kev!
Thought shall be harder, heart the keener, mood shall be more, as our might lessens.

by Englishmajor on Sep 11, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice catch

why is his arm wrapped up? does he have an injury?

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes? That is my real name.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever! you're ohtobe now whether you like

it or not

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Dumbest. Styx. Lyric. Ever.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're schizophrenic too?

That makes four of us.

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will all of you just shut up?

I can't hear the voices in my head!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me think of "The Man With Two Brains"

and Steve Martin trying to walk while only having control of one side of his body.  Hilarious.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was "All of Me"

"The Man With Two Brains" is the one with Kathleen Turner and Dr. Hnurrrffhhhrrrr or whatever.

At least, that's what my cat just told me.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you are telling me to kill the Queen?
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohtobe21likehuston

is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I have ever known in all my life.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was George Clinton-ish.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

EFFF Beltre
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Murphy blows as a SS
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2 errors already?
Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Now we're screwed.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Deja Vu
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Eeeep!
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay.
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what we need to complete the moment?

Keith Ginter.  He would be just perfect here.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer that other guy with the mole on the side

of his face.  What was his name?

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't VanLandingham
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remembered- Antonio Perez
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blurgh.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the A's have the bases loaded

and nobody out, how many runs won't they score?

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

6
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and is a total potty-mouth.
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

props to the FSN sound crew.

by mikeA on Sep 11, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So much for the seven-second delay on TV...we all just heard plenty of naughty words.  

Thought shall be harder, heart the keener, mood shall be more, as our might lessens.

by Englishmajor on Sep 11, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was more Fucks

than I've ever heard on a sports broadcast ever.

<email bombs FCC>

The smart money lies

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Sep 11, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delightful wasn't it?

Hey, got your email today.  I'll let you know this weekend, but it sounds really good.  

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

why?
Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see the look on the ump's face?

I think it meant, "Your guy just walked Scutaro and then threw a borderline 3-2 pitch to Donny Murphy.

Go yell at him."

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It's so nice to see...

someone more frustrated than us!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Except the M's manager

probably doesn't do that every day.

The smart money lies

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Sep 11, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad...but true.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add panhandling

and you'll hit the trifecta.

The smart money lies

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Sep 11, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

check my comment above?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where you offer Jennifer a quarter?

yeah, look forward to your reply.

The smart money lies

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Sep 11, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

After midnight

Out in the moonlight
Just like we used to do.

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oakland a's baseball

i love it

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Sep 11, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Buddy just cos the Ms manger said it doesnt

mean you can!!!

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Can't we even score on a Sac fly when it's a sac fly?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, on the replay

I think the manager said "But I don't f*cking WANT to marry you!" and that's when the ump slapped him across the face.  

Thought shall be harder, heart the keener, mood shall be more, as our might lessens.

by Englishmajor on Sep 11, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a nickname for Daric Barton

I suggest "Jesus"

"Fremont is basically a parking lot with a mayor"

by BruceBochte on Sep 11, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

you jinxed him
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Sep 11, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now hes a true A!!!!
Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton with the rite of passage. A DP.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton different hitter tonight
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

i got off from my comfortable
recline on the floor, just to see if you were gonna post this.  now my evening is complete.
The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching on Slingbox

my feeds like 10 seconds or so behind anyways.

by Zonis on Sep 11, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should call it a night now....good dinner, nice

evening, team doing well, and now Barton's True Athletic martriculation on AN.

The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see that DJ

.. has figured out how to use his Barton DP voodoo doll.  :(

by AsWin on Sep 11, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much for his HOF annointing
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Earth to FSN

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIANTS...

And.. um.. I hvn't been paying attention to them, but when did the Giants get back into 'going for the division title' and not "trying not to finish last"?

by Zonis on Sep 11, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That was new
In search of a new signature. Say something funny and you may see your comment here!

by DMOAS on Sep 11, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Thompson played for the Yankees

He's not used to a RF who can move more than 10 feet or so.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm leaving this blog in the able hands of

the rest of you.  Don't let Braden blow the lead while I sleep.

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

See ya, loser.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not because I just showed up, is it?
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it's not you... we'll I'm outta here.
"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely!

Just kidding.  I'm pooped and I'll be happy to be a loser as long as the A's aren't.

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Sep 11, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stayed up for the game last night too and am

running on empty.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have a banana!
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you right now. Bananas are going to be

the death of me.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death by banana.

Better or worse than "Death by vacuum cleaner" ?

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death by banana


Endorsement: Go listen to the MP3s! This guy can sing!

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by louismg on Sep 11, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm throwing that SOB away tomorrow. It's been

nothing but a nuisance but I do need it for my one area rug.

"He thinks the lady doth protest too much." -Larry David (or Shakespeare)

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget "Widepath"
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

An ordinary Hoover ain't nothin'.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not nearly as terrifying in a Blair Witch

Project sorta way.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

Someday I will let this vacuum thing go.  Prolly around the time you get sick of it and kill me.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was "Ozzfest" BTW?
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakin' AWESOME!!!

Thanks for asking... I had the best time ever =)

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work for Braden that inning
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT Mark Ellis looks familiar.
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Bill James have any data available

on that one?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inexperienced pitchers?

A's play lots of games in Seattle in April and September.  The Duke balk to which I believe you refer occurred in Duke's 11th major league game.  Braden's was clearly a balk; he did not step toward first base as he threw there.

by Soaker on Sep 11, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you bother to read the comments above?
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, too much trouble

I stake claim to the title of Laziest Human Ever.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think ozzman99 said something about it...
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK.

John MacLaren said it. So can I.

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

You were the morality police earlier and now THIS
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh? Morality police?

Who what?

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

potty-mouth
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah-

amusement, not morality! :)

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But she's typing.

So... potty-fingers?

"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

EW.

Plus, I wasn't talking about ME! I was talking about John MacLaren.

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Braden can't even qualify for the win

but still could get tagged with another loss.  He needs a lot of improvement if he is going to be a viable option for an '08 starting role.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Loss?

With Lugo on the mound?  Gee, you really think the M's might score some more?

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't HAVE to pay taxes but a meth dealer

would have an easier time staying out of jail if you didn't.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. I'm beginning to seriously question

whether Braden will ever catch Greg Maddux.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 11, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Maddux doesn't look that fast to me n/t
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to seriously question

whether Braden will ever catch Greg Cadaret.

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by louismg on Sep 11, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the joke doesn't make sense, when the

pitcher is Anthony Young, not Wright, I think he was the pitcher who lost like 22 straight decisions.

by theblackpearl on Sep 11, 2007 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Wright was one of about five QB's

that the Dallas Cowboys used in two seasons.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out maddux's stats during

his first couple of years.  Braden is worse, sure, but there's still hope.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another example- look at Zito
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. That looks like it hurt.

Murphy vs. Johjima. Murphy wins.

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by louismg on Sep 11, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Murph just killed Johjima.
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

serves johjima right.

Next time let the fielder complete the double play instead of sticking your fucking hand in the way.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Then he got what he asked for.

"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johjima looked like he was riding a roller

coaster when he flung his arms into the air.  WTF was he doing?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah.

Wheeeeeeeeeee! OW!

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's one case...

Where a butt pat on the way to the dugout makes more sense than a high five or a fist bump.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shouldn't that be automatic DP?
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Lugo gives up the lead..

In other equally shocking news, water is in fact wet...

by AsWin on Sep 11, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

His actaully done a pretty decent job
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a DP, though

And then he got the K.  Not really his fault.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He came in with 1st and 3rd with one out, and got

the ground ball, if Johjima didn't commit catching suicide, they have a dp, and out of the inning.

by theblackpearl on Sep 11, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden should be done...let Meyer start
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Sep 11, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

let's go SWISHHHHHH
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

swing that bat...

And actually HIT THE BLOODY BALL!!!

Swisher on Ellis - "every day he does something that makes me say, 'Well, I'll be damned, look at that!'"

by Mantecan As Fan on Sep 11, 2007 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

...or not.
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am happy that I'm not a Mariners' fan right now

Can you imagine how brutal it would be to watch your team tank this badly when they were looking like a playoff team 3 weeks ago?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm happy I'm not a Mariners fan

every time I talk to one of my annoying, self-centered Mariner fan relatives from Seattle.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

Prepare your pizza/delivery jokes, on the off-chance that an A's player gets a hit with RISP.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Harden "penciled in" to start

on September 23rd against Cleveland.

That gives him, what, 11 days to hurt himself again and miss the start?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I really am trying not to pay attention to any
news regarding Harden.  It's pointless to get excited about him anymore.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointless sounds good to me

He's less likely to accidentally stab himself with the pencil that way.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pizza man delivers!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Sep 11, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a reply to ozzman
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Sep 11, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured

I know you're not that corny.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT! Ellie 4-4!
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah... but he made an error after 100+ games ;-(
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA!
"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right. He's a loser.
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND don't forget how fragile he is.

He's only started about 140 games this season. Wuss.

"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA Barton too

0-3 tonight.  Obviously not major league material.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's only batting .333.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked much more "quiet" at the plate

yesterday so hopefully he will find that again.  I'm really excited about his long-term potential.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who and why

would give Braden so many chances.

by Huskerland A s Fan on Sep 11, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Happened to DiNardo earlier too

And the Tigers in the World Series last year.  Pitchers 'D' matters, as we well know.

by MobiusKlein on Sep 11, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many?

The guy's only pitched around 60 MLB innings.  He has pitched extremely well at AAA, so you either give him a chance in the majors and let him struggle as he learns, or you decide on the basis of a dozen starts that he's a AAAA player.  It's way too soon to give up on  him.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's in HD!!! OMG!!!

Wow! When did this happen! I've had my HD tv for a month and I haven't seen one A's game broadcast in HD yet! It's been all giants games. Wow. This is amazing. Now I can truly appreciate the greasiness of Piazza's wop dago greaseball hair!

Cust is the new Jaha.

by johnjahafanclub on Sep 11, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel ya. It's nice to watch but the game wasn't
on until the 3rd inning b/c Boston was on the same channel on EI.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Side note, a little late

I so want my A's cowboy hat on Sunday. Guess I'll have to find someone to drag out to the game. Too bad it won't be televised though becauase Kuip and Fosse said they were going to wear theirs!!

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

B-E-C-A-U-S-E. Because.
"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because. Beee-cause.

Wizard of Oz?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhh lame spelling bee joke?

because i mis-spelled because in my original post.

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just say no to Britney but not Annette.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanahanahanahan time?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 11, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez just tried to kill Barton!

Get him!

"I'd rather see a good ass-slap anyday." ~ pam5981

by Poppy on Sep 11, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I ran into Raul Ibanez at Best Buy before a

A's vs. Royals game and he was buying some AD-DC for the clubhouse.  His music tonight was Werewolves of London so he has pretty good taste.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They play that because the "ah-oooo" part
sounds like "Ra-uuuul".

Seriously.  The crowd all sings "Ra-uuuul!!"

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of cool. I love that song especially

in The Color of Money before Cruise got all scientological on me.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ra-uuuuul"?

That's just retarded.

Sounds like the villain in the first ghostbusters

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Sep 11, 2007 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, Dr. David Banner.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't like him when he's angry

He turns red and spittle flies everywhere.  It's no fun.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just rip my shirt

And get all embarrassed like th Notorious COB...

Green Hulk Fists

by oaklandSMASH on Sep 11, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Ozzie Guillen gets a five year extension from the ChiSox.  Sports columnists breathe a huge sigh of relief.

The smart money lies

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Sep 11, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Jay Mariotti rejoices and looks forward to being

called a homosexual for years to come.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same as years past.

I can't stand that guy.  

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariotti should be happy

five more years of job security

"Has Kotsay tried using a bat?" - ozzman99

by doctorK on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Brown is down?

When he first was in, he was doing great.
Somewhat less now - just reverting to the mean?

by MobiusKlein on Sep 11, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Chubawamba!
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Chumbawamba!!
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My personal favorite.

My wife hates when I pervert Suess nursery rhymes.  She reads them to our son and I give her the condensed version.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

His bb:k rate is good, as is his h:ip.  Maybe a little bad luck?  Maybe a little fatigue?  Seems like he'd had a lesser load, and be used in less stressful situations, if Duke was healthy, Calero was effective, and they had one more useful pitcher in place of Marshall.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

the game has just become interesting again.

"I apologize for the negativity. I'm almost out of vodka." -ArakSOT

by pam5981 on Sep 11, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

well, i was hoping this would be easier

and after a healthy dinner, i had too much ice cream...and with bases loaded a gasseous stupour has ensued.

The long sobs of autumn's violins wound my heart with monotonous languor.

by ak_A on Sep 11, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, now we learn

the real cause of global warming.  And the hole in the ozone.  And possibly male pattern baldness.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

Nice wriggling out of trouble, Andrew.

by danmerqury on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That's more like it
"Has Kotsay tried using a bat?" - ozzman99

by doctorK on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

ugghhh...

I've been booking a room in anaheim.  I've got to go pay homage to the other rat in OC this Sunday.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 11, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOB again

What is it about this team? .... oh wait, that was the other guys!

"Ten times thy self were better than ten Hattebergs" -- Monkeyball, channeling Shakespeare

by iglew on Sep 11, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Sep 11, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

no thanks

I just got comfortable here.

by ozzman99 on Sep 11, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

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