At Cisco Field, Don't Expect Flying Cars
When I'm not playing the role of A's baseball fan and occasional comic author, I spend the better part of 10-12 hours a day promoting technology. At any time, from the office parking lot, I could probably hurl a rock (or better yet, a baseball), and nail a Cisco building. At lunch, its not uncommon to see a gaggle of Cisco engineers wearing their Cisco badges and discussing the latest changes to the code, or who's winning today's internal politics battle. I have the utmost respect for Cisco as a company and as a technology pioneer.
With all that said, when one dissects what the networking giant aims to offer the A's and their fans in the new park, it largely amounts to new ways for us fans to spend more money, not necessarily new ways for fans to see an improved product on the field. And when it really comes down to it, the game, no matter where you play it, is the same. The bases are 90 feet apart, the pitching mound is 60 feet, 6 inches away from home, and the batter still is called on to execute the near-impossible, take a round bat, a round ball, and try to hit it square. (Quote tip: Willie Stargell)
Back in November, when Cisco and the A's announced their partnership, they announced that:
- The A's would purchase Cisco technology for data, voice and wireless. (Benefit to fans: negligible)
- Cisco would create a customer solutions care center in the ballpark. (Basically a big Cisco ad)
- Digital signs could ensure "smart traffic" flow.
(Benefit to fans: Knowing which restroom or Saag's vendor has a shorter line?) - Merchandise or concessions could be purchased from fans' seats.
(Benefit to fans: New ways to spend money and not get off your butt.) - Luxury suites would include amenities for premium video content. (Note the word premium. That means extra cost.)
There's no doubt that in the years between now and when the park debuts, we will learn more about the facility, and just how the new stadium's amenities will truly impact the fan experience and the game experience. For now, aside from hoping that the new stadium's additional revenues will enable a higher payroll and more competitive squad on the field, we're full of questions around just how the giant networking company intends to help Lew Wolff, Billy Beane and the A's franchise continue in their quest for a championship.
Much like the generations before us expected flying cars or teleportation by the year 2000, we can't get too far ahead of ourselves and expect that by tying the A's one of the biggest names in technology, that hits off the bat of Chavez, Crosby and Dan Johnson will suddenly defy the laws of physics, or that advanced networking technology is going to reduce the time Rich Harden spends on the Disabled List. While a great number of us, including myself, love to obsess on statistics and work the Moneyball magic, when the umpire yells play ball, the advanced algorithms take a back seat, as we still need to rely on good old fashioned brawn and split-second muscle memory to win ballgames.
If you had all of Cisco's engineers at your disposal to help make this new ballpark, what would you ask them to do?
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A few constructive suggestions
- Cisco OCR: decodes signs and relays them to A's batters and baserunners.
- Cisco Firewall: A huge LCD screen in Centerfield that makes the batter see multiple pitches coming his way. Switched off when the A's bat.
- Cisco Wireless Multicast System: opposing team is furnished with wireless phones tapped by the A's.
- Cisco Wireless Transmitter: Flood opposing dugout with subliminal mind-control rays which say directly the subconscious: "Choke, baby, choke."
- Cisco Video on Demand: Humongous screen for showing blown calls along with ads for local optometrists and analyses of ump's bank records highlighting recent payments from gambling interests.
by BubbaDude on Jan 22, 2007 3:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
How about...
by Poppy on Jan 22, 2007 8:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
exactly my wish...
Baseball needs Cisco (< by the way, Oakland fans, the name comes from the dissection of the name "San Fran-cisco") like fishing needs vast pumps to empty lakes, so that fisherman can just walk out and pick up the fish, and do away with all the nasty fishing gear, boats, anchors, going to the wrong spot....
There is nothing that Cisco could bring to the ballpark that would enhance a person's experience. If a person is capable of wirelessly doing anything, he is annoying other fans who are there to take in the game. That is the long and short of it. I put up with vendors, and passing money, etc., but thankfully those moments are brief. Cisco proposes to create more human traffic (and interruptions), by having trinkets and food being rushed to patrons.
What, so they can "fondle a felt pennant" while watching the remainder of the game? Has anyone really thought this through? The game is only played for about three hours. Cannot someone wait for almost anything for three hours "later"??
...?? Okay, I got it! People pee into a plastic bag while seated, and then wirelessly signal
Cisco employees to rush down and pick up the bag (you just need a simple signal, no VOIP or anything sophisticated) which said employees now rush to an autonomous urine collection vehicle, mounted on tracks and statistically programmed to move into position nearest the highest proximity of beer and drink sales, which are being tabulated in real time.
Now -that- would help the fan experience!
by One won lost won on Jan 22, 2007 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
one question
by monkeyball on Jan 22, 2007 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get right on that.
by Ice Cream on Jan 22, 2007 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
must always throw a bone
To know is to be prepared.
by One won lost won on Jan 22, 2007 12:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How about being able to text message
-Dotel and his "I'll play for free."
-lowballing Zito who doesn't pitch like an ace.
-Jason Kendall
that would be pretty fun.
by carp on Jan 22, 2007 8:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
How about fan voting on close plays?
by AlamedaAphid on Jan 22, 2007 9:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Possible uses for engineers.
by alox on Jan 22, 2007 10:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Kendall's modification
by Poppy on Jan 22, 2007 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, in that case,
by alox on Jan 22, 2007 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WiFi at the ballpark
It could also mean more day games - again, it will be easier for people to go to the ballpark during the day if they can stay in touch with the office. What could make a baseball purist happier than more day games?
by matthias on Jan 22, 2007 11:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm all for that ...
by devo on Jan 22, 2007 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No need for tricks to help more people show up
by Loon from Left on Jan 22, 2007 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget to leave the kids!
...like so many vacation properties the other 11 months.
by A s Eh on Jan 22, 2007 7:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would give us all carte blanch to watch
by LAXile on Jan 22, 2007 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In Soviet Union, flying cars expect YOU
by monkeyball on Jan 22, 2007 11:20 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Soviet Union
by Salvatore on Jan 22, 2007 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Turn your watch, turn your watch back,
A hundred thousand years.
I'll meet you by the third pyramid
I'll meet you by the third pyramid
Ah come on, that's what I want, we'll meet
in Mesopotamia. oh oh oh
(We're goin' down to meet) I ain't no student,
(Feel those vibrations) of ancient culture
(I know a neat excavation) Before I talk
I should read a book.
But there's one thing I do know,
There's a lot of ruins in Mesopotamia.
Six or eight thousand years ago
They laid down the law. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa
Six or eight thousand years ago
They laid down the law. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa
by McFood on Jan 22, 2007 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay,
by Salvatore on Jan 22, 2007 8:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no flying cars
by malikot on Jan 22, 2007 11:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
On Texas Rangers Day...
by A s Eh on Jan 22, 2007 7:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about more simple things?
What about bases that show the time the runner touched it to the thousandth of a second, as well as networked gloves with sensors to show if a batter is safe or out?
by louismg on Jan 22, 2007 1:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
How about if ...
by GrewUpAtTheColiseum on Jan 22, 2007 1:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Willie Brown can get us land in
by A s Eh on Jan 22, 2007 7:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about
Fan voting on umpire calls and manager second guessing would be cool.
by niallmack on Jan 22, 2007 3:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We've already seen the A's improve
bionics!
by grover on Jan 22, 2007 3:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The FrankenA's of Fremont!
by A s Eh on Jan 22, 2007 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Real-time seat pricing.
by salb918 on Jan 22, 2007 3:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
from what I understand ...
by monkeyball on Jan 22, 2007 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Nico was already
by grover on Jan 22, 2007 4:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Butt width baloney?
by McFood on Jan 23, 2007 8:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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