This is a butt thread of a different kind. I made sure to take LOTS of pictures at yesterday's A's/Giants wives softball game. And no, Kevin, none of you. Sorry. You just can't compete with Marines Scutaro.

Without further ado...
6/24 - A's Wives (and girlfriends) vs. Giants Wives (and girlfriends)

Random gathering of wives and significant others

BCG, do you promise not to hurt me for posting these?

Here, I'll make it up to you:

Mrs. Thomas pitching

Cutie Alex Chavez

Duke with baby Duke

Mrs. and Mr. Flores

Flores with the kids

Jamie Kotsay can turn first base into the hot corner

Kristen Saarloos

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Kielty's wife throwing

Michelle Duchscherererererererererer reaches first on an error...

...and keeps on going

Mrs. Kendall

Mrs. Flores

Mr. and Mrs. Calero

I want Swish's shirt

Brandon Buckley

Wash throwing by the bullpen

Fosse grilling Swish

Mr. Marines Scutaro and Crosby

MaEl still alive and kickin

Oh yeah, there was a baseball game too.

I loved the view from my seat:

6/23 - 80's Night... or if you're a Giants fan, 1980-1988 Night
I had to chuckle at this.

They showed a bunch of 80s Giants commercials and highlights and such. Funny, they seemed to have left out any clips from 1989. Can you imagine why?

Even though I may not love the Giants, I was pretty impressed by AT&T Park (AKA the Phone Booth). You can watch from behind the right field wall, outside the stadium. And then you turn around and have a nice view of the Bay. I thought this was very cool. I haven't really been to the park much to notice this, but I really like it.

Fosse interviewing a NEWLY HEALTHY Justin Duchschererererererer

Que pasa, Kiko?

Much to BCG's delight, Kotsay came out to fielding practice rocking the old-school high socks! This is the first time he's worn high socks since like, ever. However, he and later Swish pulled them down later in the game. We won, I can't complain.

The lady looks ticked. What a glamorous job to have.

In case you haven't already heard... 8 of the starting 9 came out in high socks. Including...
Kotsay

Kendall

DJ

Chavy

And Swish

Jay Payton was the one miscreant to start the game.

Left field bleachers, represent! These guys were freaking hardcore. Standing room tickets, all 3 games. Much love.

Barry Bonds' head. Life-size.

Jay Payton respectfully disagrees

Blanton pitching...

...and swinging

Also, in keeping with the 80s theme, Giants player introductions were photoshopped. I don't want to take up MORE of the screen, but you have to see these:
Randy Winn
Jason Schmidt
Steve Finley
Pedro Feliz
Ray Durham
Eliezer Alfonzo
Felipe Alou
Barry Bonds
Thanks, enjoy!