Nightmare on 66th Avenue
Ken Macha is Glenn Close waiting to jump out of the bathtub. You thought the concept of Macha as the A's manager was dead. You'd already moved on.
And then like JR being shot on Dallas, it was all a dream.
I was never a huge Macha hater like many around here, but I'd also gotten in the mindset of accepting a change. I'd even started to look forward to seeing another person making the decisions. Perhaps Ron Washington was finally going to get his chance. Maybe lifelong friend Bob Geren was going to get a shot. Maybe even A's killer Orel Hershiser was about to join.
But Macha? I'd put that memory to rest like moving on from an ex-wife. Guess what? The ex-wife is back and we're married to her for another three years.
They were discussing it on KNBR and many think that it was Billy Beane who relented and realized he made a mistake letting Macha go. I personally think that Macha suddenly realized that his only option was the A's or unemployment. So, I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Macha: "Hi Betty, is Billy in?"
Betty: "Who is this?"
Macha: "It's Ken. Ken Macha."
Betty: "Geren, stop playing around."
Macha: "No, really, it's Ken. Can I just talk to him please?"
Betty: "OK, please hold."
Hold music plays New Edition's Home Again.
Billy picks up.
Beane: "Is this really Macha?"
Macha: "Yeah, Billy it's me."
Beane: "Ken, I've got interviews with DeFrancesco and Hershiser coming up. I don't really have time to chat."
Macha: "Billy, you remember the time when I brought Rincon in to face Todd Walker in the Boston series the second time and he hit another home run?"
Beane: "Ken, the whole world remembers that."
Macha: "Well, I think I made a big mistake again. I really never wanted to leave Oakland, except that Pittsburgh job was so appealing. I interviewed and they realized they wanted Jim Tracy instead."
Beane: "Hoofah, how bad is it when Pittsburgh doesn't want you? What's your point, Ken?"
Macha: "I want a chance to finish what I started and I'll accept your original offer."
Beane: "Ken, this is going to look bad for everyone involved. We publicly claimed it was over. We're going to start to look like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee."
Macha: "I'm OK with that. I just want my job back."
Beane: "All right, I guess. Man, Washington and Geren are going to be pissed."
Macha: "Don't worry, my calm demeanor will help rub off on them."
Beane: "That's what I'm afraid of."
Yes, folks, Mild-Mannered Macha and his gum chewing are officially back. We had all moved on to new possibilities. New opportunities.
But the dream is over and we've got Macha back. Dream on.
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How do the Fans Feel?
by Zonis on Oct 14, 2005 12:15 PM PDT 0 recs
Holy Toledo!
The Kung Fu Master is back in the clubhouse!
by louismg on Oct 14, 2005 12:16 PM PDT 0 recs
E-gad
by billyball1981 on Oct 14, 2005 12:17 PM PDT 0 recs
tell me this is a bad dream/nightmare
by china bob on
Oct 14, 2005 4:08 PM PDT
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I, personally, find it hard to believe ...
by monkeyball on
Oct 14, 2005 4:32 PM PDT
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Why does it all of a sudden feel
Macha is that excuse?
by Zonis on Oct 14, 2005 12:19 PM PDT 0 recs
Except...
Of course, it could go like this...
Lifesize cardboard cutout of Lew Wolff in front of the team before a game.
Ken Macha: Every time we win, we pull of a piece.
The A's: WE FORFEIT!!!
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on
Oct 14, 2005 2:52 PM PDT
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Unbelievable...
by OaktownPower on Oct 14, 2005 12:20 PM PDT 0 recs
Remember when Billy
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 12:21 PM PDT
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Oh.
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 12:27 PM PDT
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Whether Macha is here or not
by ArakSOT on
Oct 14, 2005 12:30 PM PDT
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<barf>
Billy is a drama queen.
:)
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:23 PM PDT
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That's part of what makes him so loveable.
by Kyli on
Oct 14, 2005 2:43 PM PDT
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WooHoo!
Or I just like his familar face.
I don't think we need much change. And Ken is a steady hand on the ship.
by pbruins92 on Oct 14, 2005 12:21 PM PDT 0 recs
I'm happy...
by Rickey35 on Oct 14, 2005 12:22 PM PDT 0 recs
agreed
The grass always seems greener on the other side, but it often turns out to be brown or (if Orel had been hired) blue.
by david32 on
Oct 14, 2005 12:28 PM PDT
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What the hell?
by gojohn10 on Oct 14, 2005 12:22 PM PDT 0 recs
I cant believe 66% have voted yes so far
by OaktownPower on Oct 14, 2005 12:23 PM PDT 0 recs
Why?
I would hardly be shocked to find that most people welcome having Macha back.
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:25 PM PDT
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Just shocking to me.....
by OaktownPower on
Oct 14, 2005 12:26 PM PDT
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If it makes you feel better
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 12:28 PM PDT
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I didn't either.
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:30 PM PDT
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um...
In fact, I still don't.
{blink}
by Poppy on
Oct 14, 2005 12:49 PM PDT
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Me neither...
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on
Oct 14, 2005 2:54 PM PDT
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Meanwhile...
by billyball1981 on Oct 14, 2005 12:23 PM PDT 0 recs
I feel bad for that guy.
by Kyli on
Oct 14, 2005 2:44 PM PDT
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I mean....
by OaktownPower on Oct 14, 2005 12:24 PM PDT 0 recs
Not surprised
by eebie on Oct 14, 2005 12:28 PM PDT 0 recs
Qualified would be up for debate...
by OaktownPower on
Oct 14, 2005 12:30 PM PDT
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I'm just not
by eebie on
Oct 14, 2005 12:35 PM PDT
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You are wiser than I.....
by OaktownPower on
Oct 14, 2005 12:37 PM PDT
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I suspect R-Wash
by atomopawn on
Oct 14, 2005 12:43 PM PDT
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Sounds about right
by swanwilliam on
Oct 14, 2005 1:14 PM PDT
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REHIRED MACHA NOW!
by pbruins92 on Oct 14, 2005 12:29 PM PDT 0 recs
Diplomacy = 0 in Beane's book
I guess Billy really doesn't care what it looks like to reverse yourself:
- Takes the Boston GM job then returns
- Gives the Mets a short window at Howe, then gives them another one when the first one fails.
- Rehires Macha after first effectively firing him.
by athletics02115 on Oct 14, 2005 12:29 PM PDT 0 recs
Claims he would never break up the big three.
by portlandoaks on
Oct 15, 2005 12:13 AM PDT
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It was Bobby's death that was a dream....
...or maybe it'll be Bud Selig that takes off HIS mask. We'll find out he's really Suzanne Pleshette(if you remember the last "Newhart" episode....another dream sequence)
by Rob on Oct 14, 2005 12:30 PM PDT 0 recs
Ah, I never watched Dallas any way
by Blez on
Oct 14, 2005 12:32 PM PDT
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Bobby dies,
by Checkswing HR on
Oct 14, 2005 1:08 PM PDT
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The main thing that bothers me about Macha
I usually think he handles the pitching staff fairly well and the bullpen. Remember, he coaxed 88 wins out of a team that had been ravaged by injuries and inconsistent offense.
by Blez on Oct 14, 2005 12:31 PM PDT 0 recs
That indifference and stubbornness
by OaktownPower on
Oct 14, 2005 12:33 PM PDT
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If only
by skigurl on
Oct 14, 2005 4:15 PM PDT
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Nick speaks....
by OaktownPower on Oct 14, 2005 12:32 PM PDT 0 recs
Jesus...
by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 14, 2005 12:32 PM PDT 0 recs
Jesus?!?
by monkeyball on
Oct 14, 2005 12:41 PM PDT
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When Swisher turns the other cheek
by atomopawn on
Oct 14, 2005 12:45 PM PDT
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Yes!
by Poppy on
Oct 14, 2005 1:23 PM PDT
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no, JESUS!
by Poppy on
Oct 14, 2005 1:33 PM PDT
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Hiring Sandwich would be awesome...
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 1:39 PM PDT
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Pastafarian....
P.S. If you don't know about the F.S.M. you are really missing out, I'll find a link and post it later.
by PosterNutbag44 on
Oct 14, 2005 3:03 PM PDT
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Too funny
by ArakSOT on
Oct 14, 2005 8:10 PM PDT
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What is that?
by Checkswing HR on
Oct 14, 2005 1:24 PM PDT
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That's an image of the Virgin Mary
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 1:30 PM PDT
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Cognitive dissonance
by andeux on Oct 14, 2005 12:33 PM PDT 0 recs
ha!
Blez, your mock phone conversation between those two was hilarious. I just read it to my mom. I doubt she's ever laughed so hard at work. Good stuff, man.
by rocksolidrichharden on Oct 14, 2005 12:35 PM PDT 0 recs
so strange
by pbruins92 on Oct 14, 2005 12:37 PM PDT 0 recs
I guess at this point
by Shippee33 on Oct 14, 2005 12:39 PM PDT 0 recs
It's official
by jeepers on Oct 14, 2005 12:40 PM PDT 0 recs
Saint and BBG
by eebie on Oct 14, 2005 12:42 PM PDT 0 recs
and china bob?
by Checkswing HR on
Oct 14, 2005 1:14 PM PDT
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I guess that means no
<throws chair>
(we really need a shirt that says that)
by Jennifer on Oct 14, 2005 12:42 PM PDT 0 recs
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:47 PM PDT
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I think I'm going to just make a shirt.
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:53 PM PDT
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you'd think *someone* would get the hint!
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 12:55 PM PDT
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Maybe we're the only ones who want one.
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 12:58 PM PDT
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I breaking out the iron tonight
<throws chair>
by Jennifer on
Oct 14, 2005 1:00 PM PDT
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Awesome.
by Sharon on
Oct 14, 2005 1:01 PM PDT
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I'd buy 10!
by jeepers on
Oct 15, 2005 9:14 AM PDT
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
There DOES need to be a shirt that says that. Blez should totally have them. I'd buy one in an instant.
Damn. If there's any time for a <throws chair>, this is it. Stupid Macha.
by Kyli on
Oct 14, 2005 2:47 PM PDT
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