DLD 6/6/07 - Happy Birthday MaEl!
I figure, I haven't done a birthday diary in months, so I might as well do the DLD on the day of our Favorite Unicorn's Birthday!
So TODAY is Mark Ellis's Birthday!

Chavey is trying to drum up some more votes for the All Star Game. So Get out there and VOTE!!


And just cause it is Ellis's Birthday, and I think it is funny... HERE!!
Happy Birthday Ellis!!
Dump Away!
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And tonight at the Coliseum ...
Danville's Evan O'Dorney, the 13-year-old who won the Scripps National Spelling Bee last week, will throw out today's first pitch.
He will then promptly surrender his lunch money to the bat boys.
that kid was soooooo nerdy and ackward
poor kid, he probably gets beat up by kindergartners
Bet he could spell 'awkward' though.
:P
He could even spell it 'drawkcab.'
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
dang!
I was too focused on the kindergartners! Took my eye off the ball coach. Will do better next time.
You mean "kindergarteners?"
by senork on Jun 6, 2007 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
nope, kindergartners
google results:
kindergartners - 1,090,000
kindergarteners - 490,000
I believe in the power of free markets and if a million sources say kindergartners, I'm going with them.
Dictionary.com lists both as acceptable
by senork on Jun 9, 2007 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see him give
"Mientkiewicz" a shot.
Over/Under
on the distance that the ball bounces before the plate?
by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinkin' ten feet, but it's tough to measure
Howsabout number of bounces?
And do you suppose he can spell: Eephus?
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Over/Under No. of Bounces
How does 3 sound? If it fails to reach the plate the number of bounces will be considered to be infinity.
by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
with those ears
he can cast magic spells on the ball and make it defy gravity

Either you were teased as a child, or
you weren't teased enough. Be nice to the poor kid.
Okay, how's this?

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i do feel bad for him
with the obvious asberger and all..
I feel more sorry
That he is home schooled by his mother.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
at least home schooled kids
don't get filled up with BS public school brainwashing. They get filled up with their parents' BS brainwashing.
Anyway, don't disrespect the youngster. He may be our general manager someday.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That kid had to eat ass burgers for lunch?
As bad as school cafeteria food is, I guess home scooling ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Is that the Angus burger Jack in the Box...
has been making fun of?
Comon now
I'm sure if one of us was picked to enunciate the first world of the spelling bee all the kids on the spelling bee blogs would be ripping on which ever one of us it was about how we're not home schooled, "good looking", and how we had to take our lunch to school in a paper bag while theirs gets made fresh everyday.
by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
First, I doubt that's true.
Even if it is, it doesn't make it right.
While getting teased is part of the essential childhood experience, I think taking shots at a kid who worked pretty hard to acheive something is pretty lame.
Okay, I choose salb for my softball team.
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll fight you for him.
Uh... you're still on crutches, right?
Nope! Fully bi-pedal, except for that pesky ...
... knuckle-dragging.
I DO, however, have five months left on my shortbus parking permit. Wanna be my friend NOW?
/resticks out tongue at Poppy
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, I'll be your friend!
Can I have $10?
Sure, Gordon.
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Cripple fight!

Yuo are now officailly in truoble w/ salb.
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice wrath.
< /Principal Skinner >
You shoulda seen me yesterday.
Infield single, advanced to second on error, thrown out at third on fielder's choice. Also, a ground out.
did your grounder move the runner over?
it did...
Attaboy, Kendall... I mean Salb...
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
just don't choose him for your spelling team
i before e except after c, sal.
It IS after c!
Okay, there's an h in between... but it's after c! ;)
(I lost a 3rd grade spelling bee on "mischievous" -- which the teacher actually pronounced as "mischeevious", but that didn't trip me up, the order of i and e did... boooo...)
The only thing worse than saying "mischeevious"
is saying that you could care less. Or irregardless.
Here's a whole nother thing that's worse.
It might could be bad
you should look in the meer
hey...
can I axe you a queshin?
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
'long as it has nothing to do with pellows
Wow!
My wife and I have a long-standing argument. I say people who say "pellow" and "melk" are batshit insane; she says "pellow" and "melk." My spelling bee friend (referenced earlier in this thread) also says "pellow" and "melk." Can you back me up that both my wife and best friend are batshit insane?
she ain't as batshit insane as Mrs Monkeyball
... that is, unless Mrs salb918 "is a Sox fan" too.
Not batshit insane, just a regional accent
"el" for "il" is a fairly common pattern in some American/English accents. It's most strongly associated with the upper Ohio Valley (eg, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati) and western New York state. In England it's a West Midlands trait. I'm sure there's some sort of demographic logic to the distribution, but those things often get muddled. I think there are pockets of "melk" speakers in the upper Midwest (eg, Wisconsin) as well.
I used to know a wonderful website that mapped the incidence of scores of pronunciation issues, but years ago I lost the URL and I'm not sure it's even still up anymore. :-(
By the way, "ax" for "ask" has a long long heritage. You can find it in Chaucer. "Ax" is probably the older variant, closer to the original Saxon word.
Dialect survey
I don't know if this is the site you mean, but it's got some pretty fascinating results about regional variations in pronunciation, usage, vocab. It's interesting how much has survived even after a couple generations of homogenization caused by radio, tv, and generally increased mobility.
FWIW, I grew up in the region you mention (western NY state), and "melk" is pretty close to how I pronounced "milk," but I don't remember ever hearing "pellow" for "pillow."
new york state
and the award
for most disturbing survey question goes to:
http://cfprod01.imt.uwm.edu/Dept/FLL...
My personal favorite
- realtor (a real estate agent)
a. 2 syllables ("reel-ter") (44.21%)
b. 3 syllables (real[]tor, in other words "reel-uh-ter") (32.21%)
c. 3 syllables (ree-l-ter) (19.70%)
d. I don't use this word; I use "estate agent" (1.09%)
e. other (2.79%)
Yes, that's it!
Cool, thanks!
No "melk" in the survey though....
I'm from the Central Valley
And there is something called a Tulare Twang where there are a lot of e i reversals. Tularians may be batshit insane because of the chemicals.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
What's she do with clothes, when they're dirty?
Does she...

...warsh 'em?
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a Bay Area one, right...
My grandmother from Morgan Hill and aunt from Oakland used "warsh..."
They also called almonds "ahminds"
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
At my middle school,
I came in second place to the same girl three years in a row in the spelling bee. (We're actually best buddies, but she'll still tease me about that damn spelling bee.)
QOTM, inappropriate but funny division
QOTM
"While getting teased is part of the essential childhood experience, I think taking shots at a kid who worked pretty hard to acheive something is pretty lame."
I know QOTM is reserved for funnies, but that was awesome.
by Eric in Atlanta on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
We're only teasing him now because it'll be ...
... harder to do when we all work for him.
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
< new AN steps on Sal's toes >
I told y'all
the kid woud be the GM someday.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He still won't
be able to get the ball to home on a fly.
by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not taking shots at his spelling abilities
just his first pitch throwing abilities.
by braek462 on Jun 6, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I forgot!
You beat me fourth/fifth grade, didn't you! I remember the word I lost on: it was "engineer." Oh man, I had totally forgotten about that.
Hey that kid looks like
The Giants new wunderkind, Lincicum. And Jay Marshall looks like Lincicum's slightly older brother.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and their teeth are less shiny
and they've looked less closely
into the way 5A Rent-A-Space does business.
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Speller's first pitch alert:
Just saw the replay on the Channel 2 news: the kid's throw just short-hopped Swisher the catcher, almost made it on the fly. Swish didn't even have to get out of his crouch. His form wasn't so hot, but the results were good.
Said Swish: "He's 13 years old and he's probably twice as smart as me already."
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
As my friend remarked to me at the game:
He definitely didn't play Little League.
He threw from the grass in front of the mound, and bounced the ball in front of home plate.
by senork on Jun 6, 2007 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have taken it, too ...
... but then I saw the kid juggle four balls behind home plate. I do think if he'd have been on the mound, then three would have been the right number. Who wins then?
Oh, and salb, you'll be relieved and gratified to know that he got a great ovation from the crowd.
He also showed considerably more emotional maturity under pressure than did big papi. CWanA!
by The Dogfather on Jun 7, 2007 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
how perfect!
there was a great article about MaEl today in the contra costa times!
"If you like baseball, if you know baseball, how can you not be crazy about Elly?" Red Sox manager Terry Francona said Tuesday. "I wanted to hit him over the forehead with a bat (Monday), but no really, Elly is everything that's right about this game."
"Here's the best way to describe Elly," A's general manager Billy Beane said. "As a GM, you go through the ups and downs through a season, and it's a constant roller coaster. But he's probably one of about three or four guys I've ever had who has never disappointed."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLY!!! =D
Aaaaaaww!!!
"All I really cared about doing was getting home so I could stare at the baby."
Oooh,
Sara should set up the cradle just behind home plate when he comes up to bat.
that's what Mrs Byrnes & Tejada should have done
Uhhh,
Byrnesie Jr. would be dead now.
I like baseball, I know baseball, I've played...
baseball, and you, Mark Ellis, are no baseball.
So I was at the game with my dad...
and some guy sang the national anthem, at which point my dad opined that it was the "worst he'd ever heard" ( I thought it was fine). Skip ahead a few innings, and the anthem-singer came to the front of our section and started pointing and gesturing in our direction. Then, an 8-year-old girl sitting directly behind us shouted "You were great, daddy!"
Like Yoda speak you
didn't realize he only got to since because
it was the kid's dying wish? bet you feel bad now...
I've decided to just be really nice to everyone
from now on.
Screw you.
Being nice will get you no points.
...and the ho-o-o-me...of theee...A's!!
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Along those same lines, sorta...
I have been to 2 games recently where the people sitting next to me did not stand during the anthem. I thought is was odd at first, but then I realized they have their right to quietly protest something like the anthem.
Then about a week later, same seats, different people, did the same thing!! Is there a new trend going on that I am not aware of?
And honestly, I find it a little rude, personally. But I guess as long as they are quiet and not making a scene about it, then they can do what they want... I just think it is a little strange.
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 6, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe there's glue in those seats?
That's not because you're laughing out loud.
<removes colendar duct taped to head>
They're still looking.
That's where Chavy's family sits.
They are un-American.... That's where Chavy gets it.
no, no, no
Chavvy's family refuses to stand for the Mexican anthem.
I sometimes don't stand during the anthem.
the people around me will give me dirty looks and I say "I'm Canadian!" and they're like "oh, okay" haha. so really, don't think they're rude! I know when I don't, I'm not doing it to be rude, I promise. :)
I would only find them truly rude if
They were talking or being annoying and disrespectful. As long as you are quiet, I can't fault you for not wanting to stand.
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 6, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Should non-American rise?
Would you rise for the Canadian Anthem @ Toronto?
I would out of respect, but I would not judge someone badly if they did not.
Who could sit for the Canadian anthem?
its awesome!
by OAKobsession on Jun 6, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Canada...
is the greatest nation this world has ever known...
...except for Quebec.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
interpret that however you want...
'cause I have a love/hate relationship with Quebec.
She didn't return my calls after our second date, but then she showed up at my house a month later and jumped my bones in the front hallway, then punched me in the teeth and ate all my pop tarts.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I not only rise but I sing along loudly and badly
I love Canada's national anthem so much I almost know the words. I've never been outsung by a Canadian within earshot(professional anthem singer excepted), they're too nice to sing it like I do.
I plan to move to Canada for the anthem.
Give Vancouver a kick in the crotch for me...
when you get there.
So do you sing
"True patriot love in all thy sons command", or the more-inclusive revision "True patriot love in all of us command"?
That's a part I just hum over,
but when it gets to the "glorious and free, OH! Canada, we stand on guard for thee" I'm belting it out like a speeding piano full of cats having a head-on collision with a big rig loaded with atomic bombs!
the only reason i know the Canadian anthem
is from going to so many A's games as a kid....see, baseball is highly educational....
I sing the Canadian anthem more often than the american anthem...
I don't have a problem with people sitting
it's their choice to be disrespectful. How would it look for everyone to be standing during our national anthem and then sit when the Canadian anthem is played when the Blue Jays are in town? It's a respect thing.
Now the one thing I do have a problem with is when everyone inside the West Side Club stopped what they were doing when the anthem was played. First, it started with a few, and then everyone followed. People, we are not on a military installation where that is done.
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
the concession stands too
All of the employees of the concession stands have been told to stop selling during the national anthem. Now, I understand if you are sitting in your seats and can hear the music, but dude, when I'm buying my beer, and can't even tell that the song is playing or where the flag is, give me my beer!! (On the plus side, it allows the foam to go down while they wait, and then they pour more beer....) :)
true patriots
will vote for Beer in the 2008 election.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Olney hearts Haren
It was evident that he was embracing the challenge of replacing what Zito had meant to the Oakland staff.
He has more than met the challenge, so far, leading the AL in ERA (1.70), ranking third in the majors in innings (90), and is tied for first in the majors with Jake Peavy in quality start percentage (0.92). Opponents are hitting .178 against him.
Also mentions Harden could be the closer on his path back.
Olney is such a girl.
He makes ArakSOT look like Arnold Schwartzenwhatcamefisrtthechickenerortheegger.
Story #2:
I saw two (2) cute girls wearing AN hoodies consorting with apparent Sox fans. It was an appalling spectacle that I will not soon forget.
embarassing/appalling corollary
Mrs Monkeyball is a ... Sox fan.
Geahhh!

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
That's one of your wacky puns, right?
No, it's gotta be a euphemism.
Mrs. Monkeyball "is a Sox fan."
< adds to AN euphemism dictionary >
"Erecting seats above the Green Monster"
Reading between the lines between the lines...
Mrs. Monkeyball is (a puppet constructed from a pair of old) SOX (and a paper mache) fan.
who you gonna believe ...
... me, or your lye in eyes?
Yeah, well not to incite Nico but word is ...
... you're on the lam(b): Rare Monkey Stolen From Zoo in Brazil
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Workers arriving at the zoo Tuesday morning noticed the male pied tamarin was missing, and found a wrench and a coat left behind in its cage.
Just as i suspected: monkeywrenching!
Englishmajor apparently likes tamarin sauce
Oh that's just atrocious
(wish I'd thought of it).
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They say she's a regular Sox machine!

by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I only wish that it were
true, quasi-redemptive anecdote
Mrs Monkeyball at least has the good grace to concede that Curt Schilling is a grade-A Angus burger. She's also not a huge baseball fan, per se, and occasionally blanks on individual player names.
So, the other night, she turns to me and inquires, "What's the name of that asshole on the Red Sox?"
My (smirking) response: "Which one?"
For my pains, I got a steely glare in return. There was no erecting of seats on the Green Monster that night ...
Is that the same Green Monster
that doth mock the meat it feeds on?
Today's pregame party spread...

dude...
don't we have an outfielder named Snarf on the disabled list...
or am I thinking of an obscure cartoon show where the characters exhortation is "Snelling..."?
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
can't be any worse than transformers
we've really run out of movie ideas
I know what let's do
let's re-make a bunch of old ones
We could always do a sequel of an existing movie
Armageddon 2: Armageddon
WHAT??!?!
SWEET!!
I'm a little skeptical about Ed Norton playing the Hulk.....just can't picture it yet.
I'm buying that
i've started my collection of Starwars Potato heads...awaiting the arrival of Artoo Potatoo (R2D2)
debating on Spiderman potato head....but an Optimus Prime one... SWEET JESUS!!
how is Thundercats different
from Cats - the musical? more swords?

yeah...
"less orgies" is never good.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Is ArakSOT in it?
hey that reminds me
Blundercats
the animation is changed, but the bloopers are real.
Only one question...
Who plays Cheetara?
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 6, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yikes
I can't imagine it would close to as good as the books. Save Ender!!
by Bubba on Jun 6, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Not just Amateurs ...
Amatethletics!
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
that Ortiz
always with the double play ball
aren't like 1/2 the people at the tute
from NoCal anyways?
btw - i'm moving back in July - should get together for the september series
Definitely.
Meet me on the labor floor at the hospital. (salb918 jr will either be on the verge of arriving, in the process of arriving, or teaching me about poop during the September series.)
bwaha!
Shut out
GODDAMN IT! This is ridiculous. The freakin' A's?
New team nickname: The Freakin' A's
Freakin' A!
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure somebody here said the same thing ..
when we lost how many to KC? 3 of 4, at home?
It is pretty funny tho - shutting out Boston while giving up 7 walks. Would not have predicted that.
where's Freakin'SeatUpgrade?
I'm in discussions with Wolffish
for a licensing deal between them and my Upgrade Enterprises LLC for the seat enhancement idea they tried to steal from me. Of course, mine didn't involve official permission, fees, and smart kiosks and cellphones, but still.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Freakin' A's
This could be our new commercial:
Just a reminder, when I click on youtube links...
from work, I get a BIG, RED "STOP" sign, and a message that says: "You cannot access the following Web address: yaddayadda@blingbling.com", so screw all y'all.
Check it out when you get home
Pretty funny
Your job sucks.
I know their team sucks
but how can you not get along with Ron Washington?
Washington acknowledges "conflict" with first baseman Mark Teixeira. He admits to a rocky start to his relationship with catcher Gerald Laird. He speaks matter-of-factly about where the team stands, where he wants it to go and how he wants it to get there.
It may be one-and-done in Texas for our wash.
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6...
that whole organization has problems
throughout the minor league system, the major league club, and the administration. Wash also inherited practicaly the entire coaching staff.
Complaints about Wash that I've found range from his positiveness to his changing up the lineup and also playing the bench players. Funny, Geren is getting complimented for doing those things.
Seems to me that if they want to blame the new manager for their lousy start it wouldnt' be the first time.
positiveness??
what are you basing this stuff on? any actual facts?
fairly or unfairly, he has NOT been criticized for his "positiveness" in texas, quite the opposite:
The Rangers manager said Tuesday that he has had to learn to hold his tongue when distributing opinions – or at least to deliver those opinions with more tact.
Washington said the change in format has allowed the players to better relate to him. Now, instead of constantly carping or pushing for more, Washington said he is allowing the coaches to get the information through more gently.
"That was my intention from the beginning, but I got carried away," he said.
from the rosenthal article:
With the Rangers, he has been particularly hard on Laird, who is in his first season as a regular. The team's ace, right-hander Kevin Millwood, interceded during one especially tense moment, according to a source, telling Washington, "Gerald's trying. It's the pitchers' fault, too."
he has also been criticized for his game management.
is geren being complemented for fighting with his players? making bad game decisions? yeah, that is funny.
It all went sour
once spring training and the so-called honeymoon period ended. They were all high on him then, but now..
This all makes me wonder would these things be happening here if Wash were the manager instead of Geren?
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
things never go sour in spring training
how many managers get in trouble in the spring? just larussa because of the DUI.
the cubs, orioles, rockies, yankees, etc. were all relatively happy with their managers back in march.
the situations are different
Wash is new to the Rangers organization. Both he and Geren were in the A's organization for years.
There was also some coaching turnover for the A's, and Geren got some input on those hiring decisions. for Wash there was very little turnover.
The organizations, from the owner and GM to the major and minor league clubs, are very different. I would argue that the Texas organization has some serious problems that are really showing up this year in the MLB club.
I suspect that Wash would be doing better as the A's manager than he is presently in Texas, and that Geren would be doing worse as the Rangers' manager, than he is presently in Oakland.
I agree
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
that's true of every manager
managers aren't as important as players, it would be almost impossible to find a manager who would screw things up so badly that the a's would be worse than the rangers.
hmmm ...
... Wash has been really hard on his underperforming catcher?
Boy, could that have been entertaining had Beane promoted him.
not so fast
He wants Laird to take charge of the pitching staff the way veteran catcher Jason Kendall does in Oakland.
maybe wash can convince the rangers to trade laird for kendall?
for wash being a non-moneyball guy, i find it interesting that the big problem he's having is with the lack of patience:
Washington wants his hitters to adopt a more patient, grinding approach, especially when trailing late in games.
In Washington's view, Teixeira and the Rangers' other hitters need to demonstrate more patience at critical junctures. The Rangers rank fifth in the AL in pitches per plate appearance, but Washington laments their "swing-swing-swing" mentality.
We could always trade Melhuse
to the Rangers and promote Susuki.
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOO!
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed!
Suzuki needs more time in AAA and I don't even want to see him up here until August at the earliest.
Laird is an atrocious pitch caller and can't take charge and be the alpha male of a staff.
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday Mark!
Yesterday, I was driving home and decided to take Telegraph instead of Shattuck home (that and I wanted a Coke at Jack in the Crack) and drove past a resturant called Unicorn. I knew we would win at that moment. I just have to go by tonight now too!
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
It's a good restaurant too
Thumbs up on the crab in tamarind sauce.
I'll have to try it out.
Anything named Unicorn can't be too bad.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
How's the unicorn steak in dragon sauce?
w/veggies & baby unicorn?
Tastes like bald eagle and puppies...
but more gamey.
If I order the A's magazine now, will I get
all the issues that have been sent out this year, or will I only get the remaining ones?
by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
Not for sure.
You can order online now, btw.
https://secure.mlb.com/oak/fan_forum...
I used to have a phone number.... let me look for it.
Thank you! I will try those numbers.
by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
tomorrow's player appearances!
right after the day game vs. the bosox - Milton Bradley will sign autographs at Otaez Mexican Restaurant, located at 1619 Webster Street in Alameda.
6-7pm: Nick Swisher and Huston Street will sign autographs at Macy's in the Stoneridge Mall in Pleasanton.
GAH!
Why do the players with arm/wrist/elbow issues always the ones with appearances? First Travis Buck, now Huston. Get Huston a body double or something!
Well, that was interesting.
I have about 400 Post-It notes on my board... none of them are labeled.
Address:
Athletics Magazine Subscription
P.O Box 2220
Oakland, CA 94621
Phone numbers:
(510)638-4900
(510)563-2209
(Don't really know where those go.)
You can also contact the editorial department at kkelly at oaklandathletics.com
cool
thanks. I want to meet Milton Bradley. Anyone else going?
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Doh
Heading up to Norcal this weekend for the interleague series in SF. And I am staying in Pleasanton (cheap). Damn, missed them by a couple days.
Well, since it's his birthday
Here again is the picture from space of the barn on Mark Ellis' South Dakota farm:

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
OT: Crazy Love
Linda and Burt Pugach, just another bickering couple from Queens. Except for these unavoidable facts: Nearly 50 years ago, after Linda spurned him and became engaged to another man, a jury convicted Burt, a lawyer, of hiring a thug to throw lye in her face.
The attack blinded her and sent him to jail. When he got out 14 years later, Burt proposed again. Linda accepted.
Ahh - true love
Wow.
"We're just like anyone else," Burt replies, taking his wife's hand and leading her to the limo.
"Is it a stretch?" Linda asks. She smiles again when her husband assures her that it is.
The limo ain't the only stretch...
she was probably afraid of what he would do
if she rejected him again.
by larrysgurl on Jun 6, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
you and me both, brother
Fratello! That's Italian for brother--
I have no idea how I know that; I took four years of Spanish in high school!
Boras vs. MLB on the draft
Coonelly provided to SI a list of 18 Boras-only clients who received bonuses between $1 million and $3 million from 1998 to 2003, above the "slot" figure that MLB strongly recommends to teams, and haven't yet returned much on the investment. "There isn't a correlation between overpaying and productivity," Coonelly says. "There is a fairly long track record of clients Scott represented who signed 'above slot' who haven't panned out."
oops
from that article:
Weaver got $4 million from Anaheim, which picked after Texas, then won his first nine starts in 2006 and helped Anaheim win the division.
Nothing wrong with Weaver (Jered, of course), but I don't think Anaheim won the division last year.
yeah they did...
and then they beat the Twins and the Tigers and the Cardinals and won the world series.
Then they dissipated into flashes of light and impregnated all the trees in the rainforest to drop acorns of light all over Brazil.
Anyone got any more mushrooms? These visuals are killer!
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone know
why my diary wasn't accepted? I kept getting in big red letters, "You must enter an Intro for your Diary Entry between 300 and 1150 characters long.".
I had well over the 300 character minimum.
and I noticed
zonis posted a DLD the other day with no intro and just pics and his was accepted.
by sf drift king on Jun 6, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Annoyingly
The character limit in the "Intro" field--300 minimum, 1150 maximum--counts the characters involved in any HTML coding you insert. So if I want to insert a simple picture, and write <$IMG$SRC$="www.picturesaboutcatswhicharefunnierthantheyoughtobe.com/LOLcats/poppysfavekittylaughs.jpg"$> it counts it as 105 characters rather than one simple photo.
This caused me a lot of fruitless frustration in my Blue Moon DLD, since coding the bluemoon picture itself consumed so many characters that I had to move some of my intro text down into the diary body.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 6, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to put some of it
in the lower field. It was probably over 1150 characters in the first field.
Did you send Nico his goat?
'Cuz that usually works for me.
by The Dogfather on Jun 6, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He certainly gets my goat
Hardware issue...
You need to replace the nut in front of the keyboard.
Twins take the lead
5-4 in the 5th, after being 0-4 down and 0/9 at the plate after 3.
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Legal requirement...
Mr. Punto, when referred to in writing using both his first and last name, must ALWAYS be referred to as "Little Nicky Punto". Violation of this law is punishable by a sentence of up to 3 years in Boston.
LNP is the love child of
Adam Sandler and Darin Erstad (when he was "experimenting" in college).
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
well...
if Darin Erstad "experimented" in college, that means we can say that Darin Erstad sucks!
by The Pilots Dared Me To Die on Jun 6, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That ear-splitting screeching sound you heard...
was AN coming to grinding halt for the 2nd time in 2 days.
Let's not do that again, shall we?
I agree
Nick Punto is super hot. ME -OWWw
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin Slowey gets out of 1st and third, 1 out...
the kid is showing some gutsy. Just get it to Nathan dammit! Still 6-4 Twins.
Kendrick homers...
damn that offense is good...
Oh shite. I can't acess that email from work
I'll respond tonight that yes, I do want it.
Your job sucks.
You've established that.
You're becoming a bit of a stuck record.
Poppy, tired act.
Anyone see the new A's commercial yesterday?
It showed a bunch of the walk offs.... awesome.
by iloveoakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you Garret Anderson :-)
Down by 1 with 2 outs in the 7th, a new pitcher has just walked his first batter on 5 pitches, so GA swings at the first offering (a 75mph breaking ball) and ends the inning.
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Sit down napoli!
What a drama queen...
Alrite...
still 6-5 Min. Just 3 more non-Guerrero outs by Nathan and things are looking good for tonite...
Bartlett makes it 7-5 with his first HR!!`
Peachy!
And the O's have put up a 5-spot
(so far) against the Mariners, taking a 5-4 lead and knocking out Washburn with 3 doubles and 3 singles in the top of the 5th.
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BPro mock drafts
Baseball Prospectus has a couple of different mock drafts up. Kevin Goldstein has us taking a college pitcher from across the bay:
The Athletics are eying a local player, University of San Francisco pitcher Aaron Poreda. While he’s somewhat raw for a college arm, six-foot-five lefties with mid-90s fastballs don’t exactly grow on trees. Poreda comes with some risk, but his ceiling looks higher than that of many pitchers taken ahead of him.
while Bryan Smith guesses it will be another college pitcher from further south:
The A’s are probably hoping Kyle Russell falls, given their long-standing association with Augie Garrido. If not, I think they stay in the college ranks and go with a pitcher, probably James Simmons or Brett Cecil. Simmons’ California pedigree and better second half makes the pick easy.
And Jeff Passan has
Madison Bumgarner being a Dodger, which makes sense really.
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Haren is going to be on KNBR any minute now
sometime between 3:30-3:45 pm Pacific time.
they just had Eric Byrnes on...the guy is a scream!
"Also, could you put your head in this guillotine
real quick to check if it's working right?"
Bud Selig asks Jason Giambi to help George Mitchell's investigation, while simultaneously deferring any decision to discipline Giambi for his "steroids" comments until later.
So, crafty detective Selig tells Giambi to shut up (vis PEDs and the press), then tells him to talk to Mitchell, then decides to wait to hear what Giambi tells Mitchell before meting out any discipline for past offenses JG might confess too. Very clever, Inspector Clous...Selig.
Could Giambi be stupid enough to fall for this Roadrunner trap? One hopes that no one's that stupid.
I think that's a different kind of "help"
... i.e., the Elia Kazan kind of "helping the investigation."
... that Selig's asking for, that is
Deeply confused
In the 9th inning of the Twins/Angels game how did Jason Bartlett hit a 1-run homer when he was the 4th batter in the inning - Redmond, Kubel & Punto preceeding him ? Either there were 3 outs by the time he came to the plate, or there was a runner on (or someone had already scored in the inning, but that tends to get noticed).
The online play-by-play simply misses out Kubel, but I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that ;-)
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
Confusion over
Cuddyer's 8th inning "flied out to center" has been changed to a double !
by green star oakland on Jun 6, 2007 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
gmail is broken
their algorithm thinks I might be interested in "Toby Keith Goes Acoustic on Second Holiday CD."
For mlleaimee re teachers' computers
Here's a link to the case I mentioned last week about the grotesque prosecution of a substitute teacher in Connecticut. She's been granted a new trial, thank heavens, but was originally found guilty of felony "injury to a minor" charges because the computer in her class (used by many others, obviously, because she's a sub) spewed out pornographic images due to spyware which kids saw. The spyware infection almost surely took root due to some other adult's doing, not the sub's. While the school's internet filtering software was intentionally disabled by the school district.
Horrible Kafka-esque case; lots more info at boingboing.net.
We need a cat photo for this caption:
Yeah
But watching Chuckie movies is okay.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate your sentiment
but it wasn't run-of-the-mill porn these kids saw, it was Nico's website.
Thanks
In my district, there is only 3 people working for the computer department. They basically told us that they don't have the time to check our computers, which may be a bunch of malarkey but whatever. They just blocked out You Tube about a month ago. And its a BIG district. But knowledge is good.
by mlleaimee on Jun 6, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Preview for draftniks
Billy Owens of the A's front office, talking with Marty Lurie, just said they're looking at college guys for their top picks, and looking more at the "high school high ceiling types" in the later rounds.
Of course this is probably just the disinformation Beane told him to spread.
M. El. is soooo hot!
I'll give him a great present....with or without wifey around!!
wink wink
You're not in Toronto, are you?
by The Dogfather on Jun 7, 2007 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah...no Toronto for me
We should get this to 300
in honor of Crosby's rbi single last night.
Probably not.
great
now LAXile is going to have to add a summary of today's DLD to his diary
pfffff. LAXile.
KITTEH CAN HAS A'S FANTUDE, TOO...

Ah -- you're a knitter!
and a critter knitter at that. I've heard told that only a finely knit magic cloak of green and gold can strip the feline flibbertigibbets of their ghastly powers. Keep up the good work.
Alas, I knit not.
And that's not my cat. And I didn't take that picture, I just grabbed it off CuteOverload.com. And that website is aptly named, because my work computer mini-crashed while trying to load up the 500 or so images there.
I smell a vicious cycle.
(And now we are back to MaEl and his whale.)
Ever wish you were Maori?
Did you say pony?
Link!
Warning: Vile. Disgusting. Don't look at while eating.
http://www.popthatzit.com/file/88-ho...
you are pure evil
fortunately, I stopped watching about a third of the way in
What part of
"Vile. Disgusting. Don't look at while eating." did you not understand?
That entire website is death. I got nauseous and light headed.

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