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DLD 5/23: Giambi failed amphetamines test

Via the AP:

Jason Giambi failed an amphetamines test within the last year, the Daily News reported Wednesday.

The newspaper reported that after the failed amphetamines test, Giambi is subjected to six additional tests for one year. The newspaper did not cite any sources in its report.

Giambi declined comment to the newspaper before the New York Yankees' 7-3 loss to the Boston Red Sox on Tuesday night.

The Yankees slugger recently said in a USA Today interview that he was "probably tested more than anybody else."

LINK HERE

Star-divide

(Figured I might as well make this the DLD)

Injury list:

Justin Duchscherer - 15-day DL
Huston Street - 15-day DL
Esteban Loaiza - 60-day DL
Rich Harden - 15-day DL
Chris Denorfia - 60-day DL
Bobby Kielty - 60-day DL
Mark Kotsay - 60-day DL
Chris Snelling - 15-day DL
Mike Piazza - 15-day DL
Milton Bradley - 15-day DL

Kotsay does still exist, though

Center fielder Mark Kotsay, who had surgery on his back on March 8 and is on the 60-day DL, started his rehab stint at Sacramento on Monday and went 1-for-3 with an RBI and a run scored while playing five innings on defense.

Kotsay, who spent last week playing in extended Spring Training games in Arizona, passed every test Monday, including the need to sprint on the bases and wiggle his way out of a rundown between third and home.

"This was probably the most activity I've had in a game so far, as far as running the bases, getting in a rundown and getting back on a ball," Kotsay told the Sacramento Bee. "At this point, everything worked, and there was no pain involved. It'll be interesting to see how I feel when I wake up in the morning, with the amount of work I put in and how I respond."

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don't worry, it wasn't greenies

it was good old fashion chrystal meth.  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

DL

My friend Sausage is learning how to become an A's fan this year.  Sausage is totally confused with all the new players in and out of the line up.  In staying true to form with this year's A's team, Sausage was just diagnosed with Strep Throat yesterday and will have to miss a few games.

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure he's sorry
"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 23, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

For whatever it is he did.
Huh. I always thought that baseball's version of a home run is the motherf---ing home run itself. -FJM

by oblique on May 23, 2007 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Title confusing

You must be a programmer, since you have May = 4, not five.

(Programmers start counting at zero.  Except for those wicked Pascal coders.  Shun them!)

by MobiusKlein on May 23, 2007 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Fixed! Thanks
"My conclusion is that sportswriters just fucking love food." - Fire Joe Morgan

by JLaff on May 23, 2007 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make me go all C++ on your ass!
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

{whips out BASIC noodle}
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that

Grey matter or is it actually a operating system?  I'm computer, what's the opposite of savvy?  Unsavvy?

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on May 23, 2007 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring. It. On.

When I'm done, you will be so xor, you won't be able to asm for a month.

by MobiusKlein on May 23, 2007 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh ya?

00100111110101

I'm sorry I said that about your mother, but she deserved it.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you wanna play?

DEL *.* YOU!

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm formatting your hard drive right now

those pictures of Big Bird and the sheep were a bit of a surprise.  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the ones of Joe Kennedy, Joe Blanton,

and Joe Mama?

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm in yur base, killing yur d00dz."
It's almost like winning twice when you beat the Angels." -- Milton Bradley

by Elvez on May 23, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dot org dot asm?
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

delete McFood;
I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same idea, but I was 30 secs late.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

How are you still posting?

I thought I deallocated you.
<files bug report>

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's stuck in virtual memory

just like Jason Kendall's power

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

McFood

is still 30 seconds behind.

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Faulty

satalite feed.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on May 23, 2007 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the Walking Wounded

Travis Buck, who missed the game with a sore right elbow, said, "I don't know when it's going to go away. I'll play through it as long as I can. I won't be 100 percent healthy the rest of the season, so it's about pain-tolerance."

Link.

The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Is the the first known positive speed test?

I don't recall hearing news of any others, which is kinda hard to believe, given that by most accounts speed was (is?) far more widespread in clubhouses than roids.

In this case, since the first positive speed test is supposed to be kept conifdential and result in just a warning and enhanced testing, one has to wonder about the curious timing of the news release.  I sense the maleovolent hand of Selig.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Bonds

also had results of a positive amphetamine test leaked a few months ago.

And yeah, given how many players use speed (and consequently how many positive first tests there almost certainly were) it seems like quite a coincidence that the two players to have their results leaked were two of the most prominent poster boys for steroids.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Somehow, I find these 'leaks' suspect.  If Bonds had tested positive last year, he would have been suspended and retested several times.  I think this whole thing is bunk.  Not that they've not done it before but that they're doing it now.  I'm not a Barry but it seems like they are going after him like he's the holy grail of catches.  He's never, and I mean never, going to say 'yea, I did it'.  It just smells like a set up.  And isn't it curios that Giambi 'tested positive' after he said that everyone should have done something a long time ago but no one put forth the effort and now baseball is paying the piper.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on May 23, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

rosenthal weighs in on this subject

link is here

gotta say i can see rosenthal's point. the leaks are mighty suspicious, considering the 2 players who have been "outed" with speed results. I would imagine that just about any player could be tested positive for speed at one point or another (all except MaEl - can't picture that for some reason).

Reading between the lines in all this, (to mix a metaphor) I definitely smell a rat between MLB lawyers, leaks, Cashman's comments...were Giambi's comments in USA Today really that big of a deal? They'll never void his contract, but everyone seems ready to make a go of it.

I don't feel sorry for Giambi, he knew who's bed he was getting into when he signed that deal. But this whole stinky scandalous business of drugs tests and bad contracts really casts a shadow over baseball that makes me a bit ashamed of being a fan. I feel like I'm reading the gossip pages instead of about the game.

by giambizombie on May 23, 2007 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooops

i just saw andeux's comments...great minds...

by giambizombie on May 23, 2007 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

andeux was too lazy to find a link.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on May 23, 2007 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

Good column from Rosenthal too.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of.

It is a little weird that he bemoans the loss of individual privacy while saying that he would publish the information had he received the tip.  I find it kind of strange.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on May 23, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's a complex man

get used to it

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hypocritical yet sublime?
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hypercritical yet superlime?
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is strange

but I think it's kind of the divide of being a reporter and being a human being.  As a reporter, he kind of has to do his job, but as a human being that doesn't necessarily mean you're doing to feel good about it.  I can understand where he is coming from.

by Tyler Bleszinski on May 23, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What would you know about being human, Mandroid?

Between the cyborgs and the mandroids, I'll take the shebots.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know what it's like

Being a Fembot living as a Femputer in a Manbot/Manputer's World

by Lafayette Scotsman on May 23, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'd prefer

to take a shebot who isn't between a cyborg and a mandroid.

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on May 23, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well according to the NY Daily News article

that broke the story:

when a player tests positive for banned stimulants, only the four members of MLB's Health Policy Advisory Committee (HPAC) and the player himself are informed. The player may then tell whomever he likes. Under the rule, even commissioner Bud Selig and MLB Players Association executive director Don Fehr are not informed.

And according to Wikipedia, the 4 guys are Bob Manfred, Gene Orza, one doctor picked by MLB, one by the union.

On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on May 23, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's interesting information

However, I take MLB's descriptions of the integrity of its testing program with about as many grains of salt as I take George Mitchell's commitment to leave no stone unturned in pursuit of the steroid truth.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

OJ will find the real killer!
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he does...

every time he looks in the mirror.

by calgbear on May 23, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MIRROR KILLED NICOLE!!!
"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LenDiN whips out the cliches

Afterward, Geren said he asked DiNardo to finish the game, and DiNardo met the terms. Geren also said DiNardo is an option to start the next time the A's need a No. 5 starter, perhaps Tuesday.

"Any way I could help the team, as long as I'm in the big leagues," said DiNardo, who made six starts for Boston last year.

Link.

Okay by me.  Until it isn't.

The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I guess it's better than

"It feels out there. I mean, it's a major rush. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there."

-Ebby Calvin LaLoosh

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

warning: non-sequitor type posting, inside!

My fiancee calls him "Lenny DiNardo DiCaprio".

Other names include:

"Shannon Doherty (Stewart)"
"Justin Doosh-er-er"

"He could run for mayor of Oakland! I hope he never wakes up" -Korach on Cust's GW 3 run HR

by popcornjames on May 23, 2007 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just clicked on one of the A's Blogs links

listed in the right margin, BarryZitoForever, out of curiosity, and I got this error:

Google Error
Server Error

Which is the same reason why I don't put current player names/numbers on my A's jerseys.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

oddly

McFood does put current player names/numbers on his A's Tube tops.

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, sir, am no Jay Witasick.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fee Waybill was arrested?
I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, West Covina

Same white punks, different kind of dope.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey A's fans, smile at Boston's suffering

when they got the worst pick they could possibly get in the NBA lottery.  No Oden, no Durant.  

Frown when you realize that the two beasts will be in the Western Conference for years to come.  

by fadedash on May 23, 2007 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I blame Danny Ainge

Dude has a sub-70 IQ

Not sure why it's his fault, but when in doubt, blame mongo

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Elijah Dukes is a vile bastard

I'm a big one for second/third/fourth chances...I have always given Steinbrenner props for his approach to Darryl, for instance...but I'm not sure Elijah Dukes deserves another chance after this:

The wife of Tampa Bay Devil Rays rookie outfielder Elijah Dukes filed for a restraining order against her husband and said she fears for her life, The St. Petersburg Times reported Wednesday.
NiShea Gilbert, a middle-school teacher, said that Dukes allegedly burst into her classroom at lunchtime in April. A frightened Gilbert then ran to the principal and got a deputy, who banished Dukes from the school.
Gilbert told a Florida court that Dukes threatened to kill her and sent her a photo of a handgun to her cell phone.
Gilbert played a voice mail allegedly from Dukes for the newspaper. "You dead, dawg. I ain't even [expletive]. Your kids, too."

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

ill-gotten gains

that 33 seconds in which you bested me can be blamed on the AN server which kept dropping the style sheet.  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quit making excuses and own up to it like a

McFood.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did not exhale
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's because of his tendinitis

It's affected his heart.  He should just keep quiet.

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on May 23, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he ever gets into an onfield fight

he might kill someone with his rage

Catchers everywhere will have to start doing the "run down Dukes before he kills our pitcher drill" every spring training.  Either that or MLB will install a netting device into the catchers gear.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you wouldn't feel that way if ...

... his name was Elijah Tarheels.

(Alternate, less offensive, more highfalutin' joke: "Dukes banished? As you like it.")

You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since one of his baby-mamas is named Porcia

maybe this is more like the Merchant of Vengeance?

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now, THAT's a manly man!

"I'm just going to play ball, that's it," Dukes told the newspaper. "I've got to go. I've got a video game to finish."

The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's part of his therapy

probably playing Fight Night

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has 5 kids at 22

with four different women.  Winner.
 
Full Story

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

How energetic of him.
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a second..

if scumbags like strawberry and Gooden(spousal abuse and numerous drug arrest) can get countless 2nd, 3rd, 4th, ..9th chances, then so could Dukes.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on thier own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on May 23, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

furthermore,

these types of incidents wouldn't be tolerated if we had a commissioner like Goodall. But until then everyone makes mistakes and deserves a 2nd chance.

I think religion is a neurological disorder that prevents people from thinking on thier own.--B. Maher

by sf drift king on May 23, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I draw the line at threatening to kill kids

I know, not very enlightened of me.  I also distinguish between repeated failings of addiction (Strawberry, Steve Howe), for which I think offering the chance for redemption can be admirable, particularly in the knee-jerk lock-em-up climate which has pervaded so much American thinking for the last 20 years.

And while the NFL is clearly awakening to its image problem, I'm not yet ready to heap too much praise on Goddell, who it seems to me was pretty much forced into the need to do something by egregious circumstances.  

All that said, I don't expect Dukes to get much punishment for "mere" threats.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, give me a break!

She's only saying that because she fears for her life.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I am a Colby Lewis guy.

He clearly fits in with the long-term plans.  

by CyZito on May 23, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm a cheddar guy

or barring that, a good Muenster

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about a nice Wensleydale?

Wallace and Gromit love it.

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pro-Villone
You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm anti Moses Zarella
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was good
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gouda.
"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

swede

i mean swisser

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

SMILE

you are on candid gander.

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't that obvious

as a new comment rather than a reply.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on May 23, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lax parenting
"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 23, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

sal's mom and dad got it on at the airport?
You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

that's how Sal got his little brother Jennifer.

Beane's World!! Excellent!!! Rock On, Beane! Rock On, Geren!

by Satchmo22 on May 23, 2007 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can't resist

Cat Power

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

best one

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I like the invisible things, too...

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by Poppy on May 23, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

this one makes me literally LOL

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

img died

Nevermind

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 23, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Invisible img?
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fucking hate cats. Die, cats, die.

I will report any futher posts of cats as a CGV, and consider them a personal attack, since now you all know that cats freak the fuck out of me.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They *freak you out*?

How do cats freak you out?

You know what freaks me out?  Raccoons freak me out.  They're dextrous and not afraid of people, and they wear a disguise.  I'm sure they're up to no good.

The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly: raccoons are cats in disguise.

And they are organizing as I type this.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a raccoon living in my backyard ...

No joke: an immense raccoon (had to be 40 lb) lived in my Nob Hill backyard for about 6 months a couple years ago. He would sit on the ground, not 3 feet from the window, and sit there grooming himself like a cat. That impudence made my cats feel like LAXile.

You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our block is a haven for burb raccoons.

They hang out in this really bushy little palm tree right outside my (2nd story) kitchen window... watching... waiting...  They pry open my downstairs neighbor's magnet-activated cat door, and snoop around her apartment.  I'm worried because she also has a key to our apartment, and I don't want a raccoon to get a hold of it.

The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a raccoon in the house on Monday afternoon

My sister left the back door propped open while she was hanging laundry, and fifteen minutes later found a huge raccoon in the bathroom, nonchalantly chowing down on the cat's food.  She had to whack the sucker with a broom to persuade it to go back outside. The cat, wisely, had retreated to the top shelf of the linen closet.  
Bucolic Albany...

I Want Jack Cust Bobblehead Day!

by Englishmajor on May 23, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were camping a few years ago...

and a raccoon tries to get in our tent. My dad runs outside and starts acting like a dog (on all fours, barking) to run it off. My dad is awesome. :)

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best camping raccoon story

Years ago I was backpacking with my buddy.  Both outdoors savvy, while away from camp on a day hike we suspended our backpacks with our food supplies in them from a tree with a rope.  Upon our return, we discovered that a coon had climbed up the tree, down the rope, and was inside my buddy's pack, feasting on our dinner.  After pelting the coon-in-a-pack with rocks to shoo him away, we lowered the bags.  At which point we discovered that the coon had consumed a package of purple Koolaid, and promptly spewed purple vomit throughout the backpack, saturating all my pal's clothes and all of the remaining food.

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

leading to the question ...

... which is worse: purple Kool-Aid raccoon vomit, or dusty Cheeto-orange unicorn vomit?

You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 24, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rabbits, goats, chickens, mice, squirrels,

snakes, ferrets, hampsters, gerbils, my neighbor's dog that looks like a wildebeest, turkeys, guineas, and pig. All the animals that freak me out.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one pig?

It's not Babe, is it?

The chicken that I unexpectedly saw my uncle slaughter when I was 8 freaked me out.  "Here, go take this pot to your uncle," my grandma said.  "He's behind the barn."

Tra-la-la-la-la...  <<<WHACK!>>>

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by Poppy on May 23, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think cats are cute, if a bit

mentally disturbed: either too needy or too aloof.  That's why it's funny to say I hate cats.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We used to have a bunch of rabbits.

They were cute and furry... until they ended up in the freezer.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Bunnies!
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

new sig, btw
thanks  ;)
"We used to have a bunch of rabbits. They were cute and furry... until they ended up in the freezer." ~ Jennifer

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I changed it...

I don't think this one is much less traumatic, though.

We used to have a bunch of players. They were cute and gritty... until they ended up in the freezer.

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunnyconkers!

I don't think Billy conked the players on the head with a hammer like Dad did. I'm pretty sure the MLBPA has rules against that kind of thing.... but I bet MyUrb would approve.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change 'freezer' to 'DL'.
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference being......?
We used to have a bunch of players. They were cute and gritty... until they ended up in the freezer.

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

say what you will about Raider fans,

but they are committed to their team.

Comer brought a picture of his daughter with him to the death chamber and used his last words to say, "Go, Raiders."

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on May 23, 2007 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Commitment to Exterminance
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just die, baby.
The A's DL: To infinity, and beyond!

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was probably saying, "ghostriders," reffering

to everyone's favorite suburban muppet thugs, Ben and Nate.  Clearly anti-Wolff.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's players are Raiders fans?
You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not I

And I say this knowing that I'm in for a world of hurting but I must say, Go 9ers.

"If I'm an 8 or a 5 on a scale of 1-10, what is Eric Chavez?"-Drunk guy. "A 15" his seat neighbor.

by mlleaimee on May 24, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

virgin birth

males are now obsolete

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Irrelevance is the least of our problems

compared to an out of control proliferation of deadly sharks.

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on May 23, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Candygram.
We used to have a bunch of players. They were cute and gritty... until they ended up in the freezer.

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!

Remember how much fun we all had on Talk Like a Pirate Day?  Well, it's all over now, Baby Blue...

Tomorrow is Talk Like Bob Dylan Day!!!

Watt Funk Staturist

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 23, 2007 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

<mumbles>

<takes drugs><mumbles><is born again><changes mind><mumbles><does some weird Jewish thing><has lyrics improved upon by AN poets>

The game represents... the checkered journey of life. - Milton Bradley

by mikeA on May 23, 2007 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, mama
I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 23, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAXile

Don't look at LookoutLanding.

We used to have a bunch of players. They were cute and gritty... until they ended up in the freezer.

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHH!!!!
"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 23, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH HA HA!

Look at how puny Lookout Landing is compared to Mother AN! Newest poster is only 1145, HAH! LL fit inside AN over 20 times with room for 10 Halo Heavens, HAH!

"AN: We breathe through our noses." -mikeA

by McFood on May 23, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kotsay sighting

Yes, he is alive.  Here he is last night:

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on May 23, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he interrupted while licking himself?
We used to have a bunch of players. They were cute and gritty... until they ended up in the freezer.

by Poppy on May 23, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

I love those River Cats jerseys... and what's in it. :)

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, though the womens in my house

were leaning towards Putnam:

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on May 23, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Windsor.

Way too much.

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kotsay playing baseball.

That guy is amazing. I didn't expect him to play for months.

by IM4Oakgal on May 23, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lalalalalala

I'm not listening!  I'm not listening!

Baseball hates me.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on May 23, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

wash watch

Washington says he's changed his ways
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont...

Ron Washington has taken a step back in his managerial style.

The Rangers manager said Tuesday that he has had to learn to hold his tongue when distributing opinions – or at least to deliver those opinions with more tact.

Washington said he also has changed his style in meetings. Instead of just jumping in and reacting, he will discuss matters with his coaches before the meeting and then allow the coaches to deliver the information that has been agreed upon.

Washington said the change in format has allowed the players to better relate to him. Now, instead of constantly carping or pushing for more, Washington said he is allowing the coaches to get the information through more gently.

"That was my intention from the beginning, but I got carried away," he said.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

there must be more to this story

that hasn't been reported.  either that or the dallas media is out to get wash:

learn to hold his tongue, deliver opinions with more tact, jumping in and reacting, constantly carping or pushing for more...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i think it's the former

based on wash's own quotes.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

discussion here

http://www.lonestarball.com/story/20...

anyone know what "yesterdays rant in the FWST" is all about?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This?

Just a guess:

http://www.star-telegram.com/284/sto...

"Kots went yard. With a pink bat. Stud."

by Jennifer on May 23, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE WASH NOW!!!

LOL:

There's no question about it, Jon Daniels and Ron Washington should be fired immediately

Hahahah!!!

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on May 23, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only people they should fire

is anyone who has ever thrown a pitch as a Ranger in a real baseball game before.

So it goes.

by jeepers on May 23, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that must be it

The same players who felt empowered to lobby for Showalter's firing were apparently rubbed the wrong way by Washington's suggestions.

"I was trying to do it myself, and sometimes when I said some things, it just didn't go over right, and it was like I was trying to make a change in the way they played," Washington said. "That's not what I was trying to do. I was just trying to make them understand how to play winning baseball."

another wash quote:

"It's part of the adjustments I have to make. If I'm wrong, I'll stand up and admit that I'm wrong."

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 23, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, what an idiot

It was Hicks who hired the youngest and rawest general manager in baseball history and didn't insist that he at least add a veteran baseball voice as a sounding board in the front office. Then the owner compounded the problem by signing off on a manager with absolutely zero major league managerial experience.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. John Hart is still on board, taking Hicks' money, as a consultant.

No ellipsis there. One paragraph right after the other.

Like/respect John Hart or not, how exactly does he as a consultant not constitute "a veteran baseball voice as a sounding board in the front office"?

You swing harder, you strike out; you try to throw harder, you hit the mascot. ~ theblackpearl @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 23, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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