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DLD 4/13/07 Winning Creates Dumpistry

The A's need to start winning for happier thoughts to win the day. This weekend features Haren vs. Igawa, Blanton vs. Pavano, and Harden vs. Pettite. I like those odds, especially if you just think about the pitchers, and not the hitters they'll be throwing to.

Sad news: McFood is out of tickets. The wackiness that was his diary yesterday will soon fade in our imaginations.

How about a link: Johnson is healing faster than expected:

Dan Johnson's accelerated return from torn hip cartilage zipped forward even faster Thursday when the first baseman had an at-bat in an extended spring game.

Johnson wasn't allowed to swing, mind you, but he walked on five pitches, anyway. Today, he'll get a couple more at-bats, and he'll be OKd to swing -- but he probably won't be cleared to run out of the batter's box yet, though Wednesday he did his first sprint work since being injured.

Star-divide

I hope if DJ comes back, we'll see less Shannon Stewart, who I think we should call The Leprechaun.

Men will soon be obsolete. I would recommend the excellent film Roger Dodger wherein that issue is discussed.

I hate Kobe; what a choker.

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mccovey chronicles discussion

greatest first song on a band's first album:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/sto...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

In honor of CTM

I'll go with Astronomy Domine by Pink Floyd.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm

Interesting topic. A couple that they already thought of:
Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
Purple Haze - Hendrix

and some they didn't:
Cult of Personality - Living Colour
Windfall - Son Volt
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - CSN

I'll go with Cult of Personality (which is also my choice for best song that gets played over the PA at A's games).

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

suite: judy blue eyes

is a good choice. I love CSN and I love Y too.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

'Ol 55 a great choice

If Tom Waits were a more driven self-promoter he coulda been a latter-day Dylan (after Dylan himself gave up said job).

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is good one

i don't know about greatest but i'll throw patti smith's "gloria" out there...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

How I wish White Blood Cells was their 1st

because I don't think there's a better opening track on any album than "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground."

Playing by the rules, how about "Everything Zen," by Bush?

Or "Liquid Swords," by GZA.

Or "You are a Runner," by Wolf Parade.

A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, "You know I can't knit, motherf'er." That is one foul mouthed kitten. - Mitch Hedberg

by RayRay59 on Apr 13, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

How'd I forget

"Don't Panic," by Coldplay.  Say what you will about Coldplay, but that is a great opening track.

A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, "You know I can't knit, motherf'er." That is one foul mouthed kitten. - Mitch Hedberg

by RayRay59 on Apr 13, 2007 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Running With The Devil

Van Halen I

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Devil?!?!

I always thought it was Running With A Shovel.

"Okay, now I know who drank the rest of my six-pack of Bitchy McSnarky's Snarkalicious Snarkade..." -Poppy

by McFood on Apr 13, 2007 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Ants Are My Friends

They're Blowing In The Wind...

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great discussion. Meanwhile, on Halos Heaven...

We at AN are apparently racists for wanting their Mr Anderson to honor Jackie Robinson.

In a diary devoted to mocking one on AN about the controversy, here's what they had to say:

RevNutbar: He won't paly (sic) Steepin Fetchit and sing the Po' Me Blues for the Berkeley Politically Correct Tribunal

RevNutbar again: not playing the sympathetic darkie upsets Bay Area white liberals. Ima gine (sic) if guilt were your sole identity, you'd be furious at an independent voice among African Americans too.

jjackflash says: I respect GA, and believe he does a lot more to honor Robinson by not simply doing whatever massa says he should do.

Is this the kind of discussion that Sports Blog Nation wants in their name? Isn't there something in the agreement each blogmaster signs before they come aboard that outlaws bloggers from engaging in such talk? Isn't calling an SBN blog racist (or inferring it is) against that agreement?

And if it isn't, what do we say to this comment on the same diary?

Caseys kiss of death: Garret Anderson is just another nappy-headed ho.  Who cares what he does?

I know we all understand that HH is where cavemen go to blog, but that's just beyond the pale.

Anyone?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

What's SWISHER's stance on wearing #42?
Will he wear it?  Or can he even count that high?

'86 never happened!

by downingrules

AND

choakland=al sharpton
too much ado about nothing

".. and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball."

by ladybug

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Apr 13, 2007 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

as much as i dislike the guy

"Isn't calling an SBN blog racist (or inferring it is) against that agreement?"

he may be bashing you (as the diary writer), a's fans, or the bay area, but i don't see where the rev is calling AN racist.

i didn't voice my opinion in the diary because it's such a non-issue, but to weigh in: i have no problem with garret anderson refusing to wear 42 or his reasons for doing so.  and i think it's far more ridiculous that torii hunter pretty much said on PTI yesterday that non-blacks shouldn't wear 42.  fortunately wilbon called him on it and he backed away from that a bit.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilbon's awesome

and him and Tony make a GREAT show.

Have you heard Tony's Radio show through iTunes. it's like 1.5hrs long, but he talkas about sports, Amer. Idol, random sh**    

good times!

and yes i'm a girl who watches PTI...EVERYDAY!!

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Apr 13, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

but...

as far as whether that's the kind of discussion SBN should want, i'd say no, but then i'd say that about almost every HH discussion.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree

but then I'd say the same thing about the Rev. Oz's diary calling Anderson a douchebag that started the whole thing.

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oaktoon's BFF!
Are you still here?
"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect you also love the following:

Teletubbies
Elmo
Pokemon
Happy Meals
Skipping rope

...but hey, who am I to judge?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooo.

If I were to out you, I'd use your Halos Heaven name.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch
"robots with way too much intelligence, this chick, a healthy Eric Gagne..." ~cutthemullet

by LAXile on Apr 14, 2007 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

and what do you mean

"We at AN"?
did we take a vote and reach a consensus on this issue?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

but then...

as CTM states, the rev pretty much does the same thing.  
of course, with the rev overgeneralizations are pretty much to be expected when it comes to the a's.

http://www.athleticsnation.com/comme...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, we didn't.

I'm not saying 'we at AN' believe anything, I'm saying that's what Rev is saying.

That we 'white bay area liberals' over here want 'darkie' Garret Anderson to do what 'massa' says to.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, my mistake on that point

it could be interpreted either way, but i see what you're saying.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll concede that.

There's plenty there to hang the Rev on, no need for me to fight the fine points.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll concede what?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it could be interpreted either way.
"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fight fight fight!!
See the latest dumbass thing I've done -- camUra

by hunter on Apr 13, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you watching YouTube again?

I was agreeing with him.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making fun of some people's desire

to fight with each other, even when there is no longer anything to fight over. You'll not that this happens with surprising regularity on the internets.

viz: this thing

See the latest dumbass thing I've done -- camUra

by hunter on Apr 14, 2007 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Once again...

Rev. Halofan proves effective at laying bait.  Otherwise, the quoted comments possess the number of syllables, deftness of spelling, and level of insight I've come to expect from HH.  Don't see anything particularly offensive about them other than casey's comments--but I've only read the quoted, not the diary itself.

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a self imposed

HH visit rate of once, every other day at most....bait or no bait, i have used mine up yesterday...so if i choose, will visit tomorrow.

AN dharma, where suffering is optional.

by ak_A on Apr 13, 2007 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollywood, are you sure that you aren't just

pissed off at them for calling you out.  Some of those comments are truly dispicable, but the majority of the comments call YOU out including this one:

"that Oz dude
has never lost an argument - just ask him.

He is like a marathon runner or an astronaut - he wears diapers when he gets on Athletics Nation so he does not have to get up from his computer to take a shit while defending his garden-variety "bright observations" about the world that he posts in between talking about all the screenplays he is never going to write. - the Rev"

link:

http://halosheaven.com/story/2007/4/...

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly an ouch.

Whenever I've engaged RevNutbar in a debate on his turf, he bans me as soon as I've wiped the floor with him. He's also deleted specific comments that prove him wrong on a point, so that the evidence is gone.

At the same time, when I've debated him here, where he can't ban me, he turns tail and runs off to his own site, knowing if I reply he'll be able to ban me again.

It's a weak act.

Oh, and the folks here who have read my screenplays can discuss the stupidity of his final point. I've worked in the film industry for a decade, so I don't feel like I need validation from the likes of Angry McCurseALot.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know anything about the specific details

all i meant by "ouch" was "that's a pretty harsh personal attack."

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Well, yeah.

But when you consider the source, it's kind of like being growled at by a puppy.

The intent is evil, but the result is just SO adorable!

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yawn,

although I must say he does have a point that you have a propensity to not let things go, nothwithstanding the credibility of his other arguments.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just say 'notwithstanding'?

Look who has gone all fancy pants all of a sudden!

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, dude....

... I know you really want to throw punches at me whenever I stick my head up, and that's fine - I'm confident of being able to smoke you with logic every time.

But reposting his dumbass crap here disguised as a question is really beyond the pale.

If I was pissed at his calling me out, I would have replied on his site. I don't need you to CC his garbage here in an effort to put further shit on me, nor do we need to furnish links to that motard's site.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oz...

I'm done with this 'argument.'  I was not trying to take a sucker punch.  You need to relax man, but in typical blogmaster fasion you have nothing better to do.  Good luck with your succesful film career.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And good luck over at Halos Heaven.

"I'm not trying to take a sucker punch... good luck with your successful film career."

This guy is a walking definition of 'duh'.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would expect better from the head of a SBN blog

than to write about a SBN member " he wears diapers when he gets on Athletics Nation so he does not have to get up from his computer to take a shit while defending his garden-variety "bright observations" about the world that he posts in between talking about all the screenplays he is never going to write."

However, if you find HH obnoxious, I think the best thing to do is to not visit the site.  Don't give them the hits, the ad revenue, or most importantly your time and energy getting worked up over this garbage.

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on Apr 13, 2007 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention drawing others' attention to them,

which is exactly what they want.  If a Rev spews in a vacuum and no one is there to read it, does it make a sound?  Or something.

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it sucks to need a new vacuum cleaner.
"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's all well and good...

..until you get to his most recent comment.

A.N. Stands up to the Bigot
To the credit of Athletics Nation, a plurality of the posters there pointed out that Hollywood Oz is one of those guys with no black friends but all the right opinions of where black people should stand and how they should vote and why they should never even think about datng his sister.

Come on, now, what the hell is that?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's him baiting you again.
"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a thick skin and all..

..but calling me a bigot, by name, that doesn't cross a line with you?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's awful

but Jeepers' right, you're getting baited.  Don't bite that hook.  

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on Apr 13, 2007 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were going to bite the hook..

..I'd be over there arguing the point with him.

We've had a ton of conversations over the past year about what he does, and whether it's a blight on SBN - I just see this as him going a further step into the realm of 'come on now, someone really needs to pull his head in' land.

I mean, calling someone a douchebag is one thing, but calling them a bigot (even if it's laughable, seeing as I'm defending a means of honoring Jackie Robinson) goes into legally icky territory, you know?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Brady ain't so bad.

Technically, superpatriot is a synonym for bigot.  And who's the biggest superpatriot you know?  Tom Brady.  So basically the Rev called you Tom Brady.  Ouch, good one Rev.

"I'd like to reference a brilliant post from Left Coast Lumber today" - notsellingjeans

by methodrampage on Apr 13, 2007 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're probably right.

There are, after all, less letters in 'bigot'.

Anything over five letters and he starts adding spaces and letters and poetry and it all goes to hell.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider the source.

If someone I respected called me a bigot, it might bother me.  When it's the Rev, I wouldn't even be sure he got the word his was looking for in the thesaurus.

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The solution is simple...

Rev is talking his shit over in his own little sactum so you can't even throw the CGV flag. So take it to the next level:

CC the comment to Blez and calmly ask him if he appreciates it when his employees call his customers "bigot".

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on Apr 13, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already done.

I figured that was the tactic he's taking. Talk shit about a guy on his blog where I can only reply if I'm willing to be banned for doing so, and refuse to do so here where he'd be called on his crap.

Tired act.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, just ignore him
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy to say, XB.

Harder to do when you're being slandered.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry to burst your bubble Hollywood Esq., but

you'd have a case for libel if you had any case at all, which of course you don't.  Slander, my friend is for spoken word.  This is for written work.

Let's take a look at what you'd need for your claim:

  1. Defamatory language or, in other words, an

  alleged statement of FACT that adversely affects
  your reputation.  NOPE, no statement of fact  
  here, but merely an opinion.  An adverse affect
  on your reputation?  NOPE.  You'd have to first
  have a reputation that anyone really cared about.
  But let's proceed anyway for the sake of argument.

  1. of or concerning, you the plaintiff.  Seems like

  this requirement is met until you realize that a  
  reasonable listener/reader would have to know who
  it was about.  The reasonable reader has no idea
  who you are outside of some name 'Hollywood OZ'
  out in the Blogosphere.  Struck out again.

  1. Publication.  This clearly has been published
  1. Damages are presumed in any sort of libel, but

  seriously how were you damaged again?

In sum, who really gives a #$&* what the Rev said about you.  Unless, of course you are some self absorbed blogger with an over-valued self worth.  Seriously, dude - move on!

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fancy pants!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly now...

..for a guy that claimed people were using big words when they said ad nauseum yesterday, I have to ask - who is typing for you?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, went down to my local lawyer

and asked him to figure out your slander issue for you.  I hold AN dear to my heart!

Come on Boss, I know you have a better come back than that in you.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dude, I could rip you so many new ones.

But really, it's like kicking a retarded kid with stell-toed boots.

It doesn't prove anything, and you just end up with messy boots.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you could

why don't you?  It hasn't stopped you from wasting your time arguing with me the last two days.

Ad hominem attacks, gotta love 'em!

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's boring.

And because I'm old enough to know that blog wars waste not just the time of the participants, but everyone else who is forced to leaf through it.

So, in the interests of maintaining some semblance of maturity here, I'm not taking your bait.

Feel free to demonstrate that you don't have any of the above mentioned maturity by continuing.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to make sure

Hollywood Esq. didn't stray from his expertise and carry on about the slander BS!

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know Oaktoon's IP Address?

I'm starting to get suspicious...

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When in doubt

throw the Oaktoon card.  I love it.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe.

With shrimp.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

snap!  A HollywoodOz post with 3 words.  Mission slowly being accomplished.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you're just junk-posting.

Honestly, if you want to tweak me by replying to every single post I leave, do it in email.

Don't waste everyone else's time with it.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before, but this time I mean it

I'm done wasting my time.  As far as junk-posting, you've gone through this thread and the other 'GA is a douche' thread and responded to almost every comment dissagreeing with you.

I'm Out!

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm using my one monthly comment...

to completely agree with what you said: "In sum, who really gives a #$&* what the Rev said about you."  Exactly.

I'm not sober.

by white rob on Apr 13, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, ignore him

Just about everyone here agrees the Rev. is a garbage generator.  Few give his comments any sort of weight or believe that kind of nonsense except for his small congregation...and it's just not worth getting worked up over what they think.  You're giving him much more attention than he deserves.  

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on Apr 13, 2007 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

his small congregation...
the rev fred phelps?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avenger says

Chill Out everyone!

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well heck.

If the Avenger says to chill, what choice do I have?

<ice cold>

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew

this pic would come in handy some day!  This kid had friend with him (may have been his brother) and his jersey said "BECAUSE" on the back.  Priceless!

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The avenger, doesn't wash his hands?

Yet another strike against homeschooling.  I've talked with Jake (the avenger) and his parents before.  Nice family, but how old until he is embarrassed to be seen in the Avenger outfit?

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Age 13, and then at 19 he'll
stop giving a crap what other people think and he'll put the costume back on.  Then at 27 he'll meet a girl and stop for a while, but once they get married they'll don the costume together, at which point he'll mortify his children by wearing it well into his fities.  After double bypass surgery at 54, he takes a break from the costume, but returns to the Coli next year at wears it until 75, at which point his grandkids have long since taken over the tradition.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first part

sounds like someone speaking from experience.

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

salb and Crazy George

Never seen 'em together in the same place and time.  Hmmmm....

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure.

Like I'm the only one.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been looking for one of those outfits;

but unfortunately they only make them in children's sizes, so I have not been able to wear such an outfit.  So I guess I could still see salb wearing the outfit though, but maybe that's the reason the A's have been struggling lately - salb should be going pantless in order to help the A's win!

"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Apr 13, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

{removes pants}
{draws stares of horror, shock from coworkers}
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

An A's win tonight is guaranteed

now I'm picturing you wearing the Avenger outfit without pants!

"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Apr 13, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

Pity you.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you getting ready

for batting practice?

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real question--
at what point does he being therapy?
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Apr 13, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, what?

Are you replying to the wrong message, or are you stating that I'm a bigot?

Clarification, please.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

But then, as I have mentioned about 8 billion times, I don't  go to HH because they raise my blood pressure. Really, that blog sucks, and Rev and crew are total preschoolers.

On the bright side, once the HH crap starts flying around AN, I know it's really baseball season! Yay!

"Folding chair. Right to the base of the HR guy's spine. Incapacitates a man in seconds. Next question." --Catfish Stew

by tankerraid on Apr 13, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow

Gotta give credit where credit is due on this one..
thats gonna leava mark

by NYC on Apr 13, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are kidding, right?
"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good thread

Lots of good stuff there... and this contribution cracked me up...

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is where those Brits are hamstrung by

their own damn sense of circumspection.  These words came from the all-female conception geneticist...can you imagine them being uttered by Dick Cheney?

"We are in the process of applying for ethical approval."

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Regarding DJ and Stewart ..

.. (keeping fingers crossed concerning A's injuries but} this might work out for the best because with Stew getting regular playing time in LF, he is getting the ABs he needs to get up to speed.  Remember he missed much of last two seasons due to the foot injuries {plantar fasciitis); it reminds me of Frank Thomas last year who was very slow to get going with the bat, needed 150 to 200 ABs to get going, - for the same reason - he had missed most of the two previous seasons due to the ankle injuries ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on Apr 13, 2007 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

What you said is probably really poignant

..but my head exploded when parentheses and brackets got crossed.

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on Apr 13, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

{these are not the droids you are looking for]

mismatched parenthesis are like Jedi mind tricks

"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Apr 13, 2007 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost (never} make (mistakes] like that!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on Apr 13, 2007 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Roy Steele piece in Trib today

"I really didn't have any idea that people felt this way," (Steele) says. "Not to this extent."
He does now. Steele was back in his familiar seat — in the scoreboard control center — for most of opening night on Monday. Health willing, he should be there for the rest of the season. The few moments he wasn't there on Monday were spent on the diamond, where he delivered the ceremonial first pitch — a symbol of his return to the home his voice has helped to shape.
To say it was trumpeted wouldn't be overstating it. Welcome back signs greeted Steele in the outfield. A huge roar greeted his introduction. Even the players took note.

Full Trib article here, including:

  • Medical/physical details like three weeks of hiccups in acid relux-like condition, down to 105 lbs. from previous 195, still can't eat solid food.
  • Franchise appreciation details, like Vucinich's quote: "I think a credit to Roy is that guys from other teams recognize his voice, know his voice and talked about how much they missed him last year.  We heard that a lot."
  • A sappy but still wonderful line by the author:  "But any attraction becomes more appealing when it has the familiar feeling of home. Especially when an old friend invites you through the door."
"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

*sniff*

it's so great to have him back!!

by gotgreen on Apr 13, 2007 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on Apr 13, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am truly grateful to have Roy back.

Being an A’s fan, I have become very used to seeing our own, particularly players, move on.  If there is one thing that is constant for an A’s fan, it is that we will see change when our own leave.  Roy Steele is not only terrific at his job, but he is one of the constants that give me comfort when attending A’s games throughout my lifetime.  I wish we could have the iceplant back, along with the Haas ownership, and many lost players; but I am very thankful that we still have the "Voice of God" here in Oakland.

"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Apr 13, 2007 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Steele

sounds kind of Porn-esque!?

or is that just me?!

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Apr 13, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

trashiest fanbases

Rivalfish has a top 5 list.  Angels fans didn't make the list but the White Sox fans did, as well as the crazies from my birthplace at OSU.  And the "God kills a kitten" pic is hilarious.

death to myspace!

by malikot on Apr 13, 2007 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Friday the 13th

not just another day, but also one of crappiest NES games ever.

death to myspace!

by malikot on Apr 13, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

That's your copy right?!

Sweetness!

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Apr 13, 2007 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could someone explain to me

why one would take an at-bat without swings as part of their rehab?  Or are the A's the only team in baseball that thinks introducing the possibility of injury without any activity is a great rehab strategy?

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps DJ's planning a reverse Ankiel

and he'll soon be joining Zito in the SF starting rotation.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

No swings, but DJ says...
"I'm pretty much ready to roll," Johnson said by phone from Phoenix. "I feel completely normal already."

Ummm...'K.  I'll take your word for it.

Second place in gigglingone's NCAA Tournament bracket contest!

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Apr 13, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CompuBeav

Computer in a beaver case mod.

http://yourpsychogirlfriend.com/beav/

Flatten Your Thirds.

by LawDaddy on Apr 13, 2007 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Just received email from the A's

with the following subject line:

A's Fleece Blanket, $2 Tickets and $1 Hot Dogs Coming Up

Uh... love the fleece blanket, indifferent to the $2 tickets, and I'd really rather not have that last thing happen, thanks.

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, great.

So at the Fremont park, they're going to charge me to puke, too?  Or will the chip in my stomach alert the ballpark to send a bucket down to my seat?

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The chip in your stomach...

will also send a "stimulate" command to the chips in your seat-neighbors' adrenal glands, causing them to take flight from your vicinity in the nick of time (or to kick your ass if they were too slow/close).

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting

for the Nacho Runs promotion.

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a sliding scale.
"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the new

high tech ballpark, will we be streaming nacho runs?

by sslinger on Apr 13, 2007 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So not only are they gouging Ice Cream's family

with the heightened family pack expenses, but now they're gonna fleece the warmth giving bedding fans carry in as well?  Is there no end to the steely-eyed gaze of the profit mongerer?

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I'm really worried about...

is that they've already threatened to rally towels.

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're not just gouging ice cream's family

it's more of a blanket fleecing.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer, my friend...

That's the sweet brotherly love post intro.  Alternatively, to use a fave of my Philly-hardened Dad:

Go Fly a Kite!

Boingboing piece summarizes some neat ideas from a recent Economist article about new ways to generate wind energy.  I particularly like the second one, with kites generating power as they rise, while not using much power to descend.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Biased source.

That site is a front for the spring industry.

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so... how about them A's?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is already being mocked by Angel's fans

by ArakSOT on Apr 13, 2007 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

they suck
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, shut up.
"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I care what you think.
"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That really hurts.

Really.  I'm actually crying a little right now.

"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 13, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pippi = Rove
"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can it, homey.

Meta-only in this DLD.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triskaideka-fashionobia

The always enjoyable Uniform Watch column today takes the opportunity to discuss the superstitious aspects of sports uniform choices.  Some fun tidbits:

• The Met’s David Wright sported the high socks look one day last year, went hitless and made three errors, and vowed to never wear high socks again.
• Joe Montana wore the same jersey in Super Bowl XXIV that he wore in SB XVI, though it slightly mismatched his teammates’ shirts that day.
• Carl Yastrzemski says he wore the same pair of stirrups from 1967 to 1973
• Mark McGwire wore the same protective cup from high school until it was stolen late in his career (ick!)

And this story, which deserves its own blockquote:

The most extreme uni-related example of the Interventive Mojo was the maneuver pulled off by Mike Redmond on May 25, 2003, when he was with the Marlins. With the team struggling and manager Jeff Torborg having just been fired, Redmond ambled off to the indoor batting cage wearing nothing but shoes, socks, and batting gloves. The team won that day, and Redmond got two hits, so he continued his naked batting practice during the course of what became a six-game winning, uh, streak (a classic case of the Interventive Mojo morphing into the Retroactive Mojo). He dusted off the routine in August, leading the Fish to a 20-8 finish and a World Series title. Full details -- but no photos, thankfully -- are available here.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bizarre inning in Cubs/Reds game

Zambrano, pitching a shut-out through the first four, starts the 5th with:

single, single, walk, single, single, double, hbp

is relieved by by Ohman with the bases loaded, who walks the two batters he faces, and is in turn relieved by Wuertz, still with the bases loaded, who strikes out the side.

6 runs on 5 hits (4 singles), 3 walks, 1 hbp & 3 Ks !

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

No love for T-Long?

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of T-Long

is he completely out of baseball now?  I can't find him on any MLB roster.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first i saw

HATE = your Fav ex

which was interesting, then i looked again and saw that it was Hatte....still a little interesting!

But i'll go ahead and say Hate= my ex (bf that is)

If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on Apr 13, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the oregonian god of walks!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

An easy walk

since of the 9 pitches Ohman threw to his 2 batters only 1 was a strike (and it wasn't to Hatte) !

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just read this great story via kottke.org

My First Day with the Yankees

I think I would have had a heart attack.

"The future's like, who cares?" ~Eric Chavez

by rebus on Apr 13, 2007 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

tags

lol, mikeA, did you add the "well it was a nice dump for 42 minutes" tag?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Swisher, Oz, hate to break up a lively discussion

but we don't do this kind of thing in the link dump.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least

HHers can come over to our DLD and see what a truly classy blog is like...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're never going to make it

to the bottom of the page to read that. And heavens, if my "No Garret Anderson" tag didn't work, we're out to sea!

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

See above...

...deepest apologies.  Got carried away.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worse yet

they'll make it to the bottom of the page and start it up again down here too.

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to get the little nuisance to stop.

About 18 times.

I probably should have stopped at 15.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude,

knock it off already with the name calling and patronizing behavior.  You said it yourself, you are too old/mature for it.  Now prove it.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I added the first one

the 42 minutes one sounds like Poppy to me.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

42 minutes was

the Tag O' the Diary in my opinion.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i vote for

"Great discussion. Meanwhile, on Halos Heaven..." in the middle of a subthread about music as the awkward transition o' the diary.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, technically...

...the idea was to point out that, on one side of SBN you've got great discussion and ideas going on.

On the other... you know.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i know
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes two Oz, I don's see how you can adopt

a holier than thou stance on this issue.  We both got carried away.  Yes, you did too.

by SwisherSweet33 on Apr 13, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he means mccovey chronicles and halos heaven

both of you need to just relax for a bit.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously...
...I've not been anything but.

You'll struggle to find a post where I let fly, as I find the personal attacks more baffling than worrying.

Except that whole bigot thing. That's messed up.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on dude

you did your part as well.  
are you really saying the personal attacks were all ss33?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difference therein:

When someone replies to me and I reply to them, that's a conversation.

When someone else drops into that conversation with nothing more than sniping intended to start a war, that's just crappy.

Look up and down the page and you'll find instance after instance where this high-UID dude did the latter.

Did I mock him? Sure, but only in response to his mocking me, which was usually in response to me discussing something (personal attack-free) with someone else.

I'm not above petty sniping, but I didn't bring the topic to the DLD to commence with that stuff. I brought it here because, IMO, an SBN blog spouting racism, and accusing others of being bigoted, is something that needs discussing, and I figured the DLD was the place to do that.

That it degenerated... well, others can read it for themselves and see how/where that happened. I don't need to draw a map.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guilty.
"It's not like I'm tearing the cover off the ball yet." (Kendall) ..."YET"???

by Poppy on Apr 14, 2007 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I think AN needs {shun} {unshun} {reshun} capabilities.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

[unshun]

I agree completely.

[reshun]

by whiteshoes40 on Apr 13, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FreeSeatUpgrade

So, about that meta alarm button...

"I'd like to reference a brilliant post from Left Coast Lumber today" - notsellingjeans

by methodrampage on Apr 13, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Buncha whining

What kind of third-deck-lovin, Lew-Wolff-hatin, Blogfather-bashin swine could possibly wonder if the quality of community discourse was in trouble?  Not me, that's for sure.  

Now where's my see no/hear no/speak no evil monkey collection?  Or at least my Eric Chavez nesting dolls?

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

evil monkey collection?

well there's monkeyball when he gets a little too snarky, those sanctuary chimps that ripped off that dude's foot and genitals...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the parents of young kids

and the young at heart, there's MoJo JoJo of the PowerPuff Girls.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got an extra ticket to tonight's game

For Free! to someone who wants it.  My buddy is unable to use his ticket and said to give it away. Section 226 row 12 seat 20.  

If you want it, you'll have to meet me at the end of the BART bridge at 6:45.  

Post a reply to this comment and it's yours.

by Brian in 317 on Apr 13, 2007 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

scouting breakthrough

Proof: There IS a gene that makes you fat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...

this should help the a's draft the next jeremy brown / landon powell...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A shotgun wedding, with cous cous and mint jelly

or whatever.  Usually I have my goat in birria burrito form.  This guy, um, had his goat a little differently.  And so it's off to the wedding chapel!

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that link is over a year old!

<shun>

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to do the follow-up story

to see how the first year of married life has been at Casa Tombe, and if the in-laws ever come visiting.

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBC news is apparently using

the same inscrutable system AN uses for diary recommendations.  As I do most days, I browsed over to the BBC site to look if anything on their "most popular stories" list was DLD-worthy.  And Goat Bride was #2.  Odd.  So I blame the BBC for my DLD faux pas.  Oh, and oaktoon too.

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

you owned up to it. That earns you an <unshun>

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't forget ty van burkleo
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Dan Johnson

if only there were a youtube video...

Is that joke played yet?

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

There once was a man from Wisconsin

Who disliked his old park with its cons in
So its top decks he tarped
On its bad points he harped
AN's almost as good as Algonquin

"Nothing says romance like a pile of rocks."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 13, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nya-nya
<points at FSU>

You're still providing good content.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type any senseless comment

To 200 we must fly
Good content is prohibited
You must not even try

So close your eyes and type now
Don't you know it's all the style?
Togther we will dance with glee
In Apricot's killfile

"WTF is wrong with you people TASTELESS COMMENTS. I'm disgusted. Mocking a 10 year old's horrible painful death." --eshock

by rubin sierra on Apr 13, 2007 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rhymes are so damn clever

They must be making people smile
At least they might if not shut tight
In Apricot's killfile

Well I sure beat that one to death
God, now it's out of style
So now I get it, no more rhymes
about Apricot's killfile

About AAAAA - pri - COT'S - kill - FIIIIIIIILE

Sorry, everyone. That was lame.  I apologize.

"WTF is wrong with you people TASTELESS COMMENTS. I'm disgusted. Mocking a 10 year old's horrible painful death." --eshock

by rubin sierra on Apr 13, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew the A's offense was bad.

I didn't realize how bad, though.  .632 team OPS and two home runs in 10 games?  Wow.

On the plus side, the A's have a 2.93 ERA, 1.09 WHIP, and .219 BAA.  That's dominating.

"That's a bunch of who shot John!"--Judge Judith Sheindlin

by jeepers on Apr 13, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's the

comparative data.

Atlanta's 4th best ERA but 7th worst WHIP looks like an anomoly.

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there are

a lot of teams off to putrid starts offensively:
Seattle and SF are even worse than Oakland, and Washington, Colorado, St. Louis, and the Dodgers aren't much better (though at least they have the excuse that their pitchers have to hit).

SEVENTEEN of the 30 teams have a team OPS below .700, or as I call it, the Jason Kendall line. Last year, Pittsburgh had the lowest team OPS, at .727. It's still early in the season, and cold weather has probably been part of it, but that's still a pretty huge difference.

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

you're pretty bullish on Kendall.

by mikeA on Apr 13, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kendall line

is where the grass starts at the outer edge of the infield.  
if kendall hits the ball beyond the line: home run kendall!!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A snip at $399K

California's shiny new death chamber costs $1 less than the amount that requires legislative approval !

by green star oakland on Apr 13, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

those with mlb.tv

check out the detroit toronto game.  1-1 in the 10th, halladay has gone all 10, let's see if bonderman comes back out...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

guy's a monster...

10 inning CG victory, is now 2-0.

He hasn't accomplished the 0-2, ERA<1 thing yet, though.</p>

"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Apr 13, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Roy Halladay still pitching.  His line for the night: 10 IP, 107 pitches, 6 hits, 1 R, 2 SO, 0 BB.

Halladay is an animal.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonderman/Halladay

Through 9 their lines were almost identical: each gave up 6 hits, no walks, 1 solo homer, and both were under 100 pitches at the end of the 9th.

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay wins!

and my fantasy team celebrates

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Apr 13, 2007 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the MLB disbanded and another league took over

Halladay would be the first guy I'd choose as a pitcher.

Santana and Felix are great and all, but there isn't a pitcher around who is as consistently brutal on batters as Halladay, IMO.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh....

halladay, although very dominant, is 30 this year.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And?
Dude could be dominant for another decade, while Santana could blow out a shoulder tomorrow.

Do we seriously think Santana is going to get better than he is? I can't even imagine that's possible - whereas it's very possible that hitters will figure him out, a la Zito.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Apr 13, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

five seconds
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Five seconds...

...which prove my awesomeness.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Apr 13, 2007 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? i beat you.

five seconds which prove your slowness.  

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

even the tags agree
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

russ ortiz left in to go for the complete game
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

gives up a three run jack
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 13, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

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