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DLD 6/5: Injury News (GOOD!) and the Reason for DJ's Struggles?

First off.... 4 FRIKKIN DAYS TO THE WORLD CUP!!!! I can't remember ever being so excited (well, maybe a few A's games). I hope all you guys are ready...

Well, lets start with the injuries:

Joe Kennedy threw off a mound for the first time since May 9th.

Briefly: Joe Kennedy threw 20 pitches off the mound for the first time since May 9, and manager Ken Macha said he was "whipping'' the ball. Kennedy (biceps and shoulder tendinitis) will work out at Sacramento this week and could throw a simulated game Saturday and make a rehab appearance the following week.

YAY!!!! (whoever thought we'd be happy about the return of Joe Kennedy?!).

Big Frank Thomas-Yesterday was just a precaution.

Designated hitter Frank Thomas came out of the game with pain in his left foot after doubling and scoring in his first at-bat. It's the same foot that kept Thomas out most of the past two seasons; he had surgery on his left ankle to repair a fractured navicular bone, which is held together by screws. He ran slowly and gingerly on his double down the left-field line (barely making it without a slide after being deked by Juan Castro) and he moved just as poorly when he came home on Bobby Crosby's single to right-center.

"It's no big deal,'' Thomas said. "It was just sore to start the day, I should have taken the day off. Instead, the worst thing happened -- I hit a double my first at-bat and had to score (two pitches later). I was in and out of the slush bucket, and it feels a lot better.''

Thomas believes he'll be able to play Tuesday. This would be a poor time for the team to lose Thomas for any extended period, because he has rediscovered his hitting stroke in the past few weeks, with a .328 average and 17 walks over his past 20 games.

What the hell is the slush bucket? Is that the bath full of ice?

Milton Bradley, Es-TEH-ban Loaiza, Jay Witasick: (from the same article as the Thomas).

All will be back  for the Indians series.

Outfielder Milton Bradley (knee, oblique muscle) and reliever Jay Witasick (ankle sprain) are expected back Tuesday at Cleveland, and Esteban Loaiza (strained trapezius muscle) will start Thursday against the Indians.

Bradley will play at Triple-A Sacramento tonight and fly first thing Tuesday morning to make it to Cleveland in time for that night's game; the A's made two moves after Sunday's games to clear room for Bradley and Witasick, sending down catcher Jeremy Brown and reliever Matt Roney.

And finally, Rich Harden comes back!! He struggled a bit, but nobody not named Joe Mauer can touch him! Slusser recaps.

Some good mojo pictures:

Danny Boy after his homer!!!

Speaking of Dan Johnson, there may be a reason behind his struggles:

Johnson has had trouble with dry eyes, leading to briefly blurred vision when he blinks because he isn't producing tears. After a trip to an ophthalmologist, Johnson received eye drops, but he is still experiencing difficulty.

....

Johnson emphasized that he does not want to use the condition as an excuse for his struggles, insisting that when he does connect with the ball, the problem doesn't affect him. He acknowledged, however, that sometimes he does blink when the ball is released -- and when that happens and his vision blurs, he has to take the pitch. That is not the optimum way to go about hitting.

Emphasis mine. So could this be at least a partial explanation why Johnson has been severly underperforming? I'll take it. The A's need Johnson to heat up. They simply can't sustain such weak production for a whole year.

Shane Keough update-As some of us know, the A's drafted special assistan to Billy Beane (Matt Keough's) son last year in the 36th round. He was a draft and follow, meaning he spent the year at junior college where he significantly improved his stock. He hit .314 with 18 doubles, 5 triples and 5 homers and 21 SB's (204 at bats).

Here is what BA says in their draft preview:

He does have exciting tools that have invited comparisons to Steve Finley thanks to his lithe, athletic frame. The state's top draft-eligible athlete, Keough is an above-average runner, covering 60 yards in 6.5 seconds, and a switch-hitter with solid-average power, particularly from the right side. His long legs and gliding stride make him a potential plus defender with enough arm for center field. His arm has improved nearly two grades since the fall as he adjusts to a longer arm stroke, making it a fringe-average tool.....and his approach at the plate remains raw as a result. Keough made adjustments as the year went on, cutting down on his strikeouts, but he still swings and misses too much.

And lastly, Monday's suck

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Bradley will be activated WEDNESDAY

Glenn Reeves:

A's manager Ken Macha said they'll let Bradley play one more game with Sacramento before bringing him Wednesday to Cleveland. Catcher Jeremy Brown will be optioned back to the minors.

Bradley will be activated TUESDAY

Joe Roderick:

The A's optioned catcher Jeremy Brown and right-handed reliever Matt Roney to Sacramento on Sunday to clear room for regulars due back this week. Outfielder Milton Bradley and reliever Jay Witasick will be activated from the disabled list before the A's series begins Tuesday in Cleveland.
Susan Slusser:
Bradley will play at Triple-A Sacramento tonight and fly first thing Tuesday morning to make it to Cleveland in time for that night's game; the A's made two moves after Sunday's games to clear room for Bradley and Witasick, sending down catcher Jeremy Brown and reliever Matt Roney.

Joe Kennedy: working out in Sacramento this week

Joe Roderick:

Reliever Joe Kennedy threw a bullpen session for the first time since he was put on the DL with left shoulder tendinitis. Kennedy hasn't pitched since May 9, and will continue his rehabilitation in Sacramento this week. He could pitch a simulated game Saturday.
Susan  Slusser:

Kennedy (biceps and shoulder tendinitis) will work out at Sacramento this week and could throw a simulated game Saturday and make a rehab appearance the following week.

Justin Duchscherer: appearing in Sacramento this week

Monte Poole:

Not long before Thomas shrugged off his aching foot, set-up man Justin Duchscherer left the clubhouse, acknowledging he'd be appearing in Sacramento this week.

Joe Kennedy, the only veteran left-hander in the bullpen? Who knows?

I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 8:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you :)
I don't do Link Dumps very much, so i tried extra hard. Thanks for keeping mine even though your's was first. What a gal!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean ...
... Sharon's not a gal either?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem.
:)
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're so kind
to our nation's youth.  Um, other nation's youth.  No wait, out nation's youth who live abroad.  That's who you're nice to.

Everybody else...

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerk.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicken?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got your number
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

867-5309?
Knucklehead over there is second or third in the league in home runs. - BB

by andeux on Jun 5, 2006 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

976- BABE
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

762-BALL?
GO WHITE SHOES!!!
--
My Blog.

by rungood on Jun 5, 2006 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, that's my number!!
I tried getting it once...phone company told me it was on the "never give to anyone" list...bastards...
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 5, 2006 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenny?
Is that you??
GO WHITE SHOES!!!
--
My Blog.

by rungood on Jun 5, 2006 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think that would be filed under...
"Be careful what you wish for..."
Dorian on Bonds: "Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays."

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 5, 2006 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shave Ice?
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{rolls eyes}
Kinkajou.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loaiza's line from yesterday may be deceiving:
Loaiza was hurt by bloop hits and, according to Witasick, a small strike zone by the plate umpire.

"Loaiza took a beating by that umpire," said Witasick, who had a one-inning relief stint during the game. "He must have thrown 10-to-15 more strikes than were called. That was bad."

Said Loaiza, "That umpire was terrible. The runs and hits should have been punch outs. He didn't call them. What can you do?"

link

Also:

Esteban Loaiza, in his second and likely final rehab appearance for a strained muscle in his upper back, was charged with six hits and three runs in three innings limited by a pitch count. But three of the singles were bloopers, and another didn't make it past the infield and, most importantly, he pronounced himself ready to rejoin Oakland.

"I felt good," Loaiza said.

link
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 8:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just got
that tingly sensation in my gut...

Loaiza... getting better?

:Fart:

"Mommy and Daddy are going to take a nap before the baseball game starts..."

by Devyn on Jun 5, 2006 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to join
the umpire in giving Loaiza a beating.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA
Frank Thomas is big.

by robber23 on Jun 5, 2006 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was the frickin' radar gun broken??
How is it that none of these injury updates have any information on how hard Loaiza was throwing yesterday?  Wasn't his lack of velocity a wee bit of an issue?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still looking for any mention
of the velocity of Loaiza's pitches. As we are all painfully aware of, the poor velocity of his fastball didn't allow Loaiza to properly set up his other pitches...and it was all downhill from there.

by OaklandSi on Jun 5, 2006 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would also like to know, but it's not mentioned
anywhere.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just read on the post-game thread
that someone who went to the Rivercats game only saw one pitch by Loaiza register as 90 mph. for those who think that's awful let's remember that in his last few starts for the A's he only got as high as 84 mph a couple of times.

by OaklandSi on Jun 5, 2006 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eye drops?
couldn't DJ just borrow those from Haren?
death to myspace!

by malikot on Jun 5, 2006 8:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it works on both..
according to Ben Steine
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't believe everything you hear...
...from Ben Stein.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took his money
and he didn't even listen to me!
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2006 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bueller ...
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uncle's girlfriend.....31 flavors......
Voodoo Economics Monkey Boy.
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weren't those both T-Rex songs?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erubiel Durazo is a singer?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, with those short arms ...
... he sure couldn't play guitar.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a soccer person
TENNIS! i love tennis! i play tennis! i don't want to make that played, but my ankle has sent out some warning signs lately...
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 9:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe DJ can get some help with his dry eye...
problem from you. You sure seem to use a lot of "I"'s.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i use 'i's
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, holy crap
You play tennis also! Whoa.... Like in tournaments and stuff? I play in tournaments, but lately thanks to excessive schoolwork i haven't been able to practice much. To top that off, i just came back yesterday after a layoff and like broke my right shoulder. It hurts to even flex a muscle and i have the masters end of the year tournament on Saturday!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are..
"Going to wait to put OHAD on the DL. We are going to continue playing with only 306 posters." Macha said from his office after the game.  
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it'll be OK
just put it in the slush bucket.
death to myspace!

by malikot on Jun 5, 2006 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

soak it in betadine.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sort of
I've got like 6 ice packs around it...
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes i've played at a pretty close to pro level
until i almost broke my ankle and kept playing on it. i had a killer serve. maybe i'll get back into it this summer.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a killer serve
I'll never again eat at the restaurant where Jeffrey Dahmer waited tables.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serve
I'd probably return winner that serve right out of my kitchen :D
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!
i played against boys all the time and beat them!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you've never played against anyone like me!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i've played such better ones
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well
The only way would be to settle it on the court.... But that's not gonna be possible. So i'll just stick with the "I'm better than you".

So i'm like MJ and you're Mia Hamm in that "Anything you can do i can do better" commercial.

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mia hamm is UGLY
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhh
I could say something mean...but that would hurt my chances with you, LOL
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you already have
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

comment
any joke that could have been made would have obviously been undeniably and quite clearly false.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know what that means
but i'll take it as an apology. there is always something to apologize for.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok?
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fine
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you seem a bit peeved.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm okay
really.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe you?
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

explain
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

explanation
I believe you that you are ok, then you dismissed with "whatever" as if i was lying.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe you too!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

took you long enough! :)
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i had to let my laptop rest
it was burning up. sorry :-l
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm in a forgiving mood today
so i'll forgive your laptop's fever.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huzzah!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think i know what that means
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah:
1.Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you are triumphing about my
forgiving your cheapo laptop?
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually "joy" was the word
That should have been applied. And my laptop is not "cheapo". It's a 17 inch screen and costed more than me probably.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

say a lot about how much you cost
don't the good laptops have fans in them to keep them cool? mine does at least. a nice 17" Dell.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<nice back out>
MJ/Hamm very nice touch. No hard feelings. I feel all warm and fuzzy now.

AN sponsored event? The guantlet has been thrown down...

247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you challenge the A's postgame host ...
... do you throw down the buantlet?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.
And if you challenge the Angels' leadoff hitter, you're throwing down the Chonetlet.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And
If you are those stupid Blo Sux players before Lilly pitched in the 2003 ALDS, you are throwing down the Tauntlet.

<censored>

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you challenge Chavvy to a sushi-eating contest
... you are throwing down the taintlet.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't challenge the
Buanator...he does not excepty. He backs down quicker then ohad.
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

back down
i prefer to see it as being a gentleman ;P
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

others don't
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's see i have a bum ankle
he has a bum shoulder. that should even the odds.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a bum bum
Perhaps I'll stick it in the slush bucket.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it will fit
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if any part of Frank Thomas can fit ...
... I think I'm ok.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

proceed at your own risk
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a bit outside...in the bushes...with a camera
Bob Uecker has a stalker.  Really.  http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=431596
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 9:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Uecker.
Hot.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The law says...
she must NOT be in the front row.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Btw, I nominate your subject line for QOTM. lol
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just read the ESPN story
Funny stuff.
In court filings, the 71-year-old former player said Ladd has been bothering him for six or seven years by sending unsolicited gifts, driving around his home in Wisconsin and having contact with him in various cities.

...

She persisted, and he said he asked her to leave him alone. The next night at the stadium, Uecker said members of Major League Baseball security and the Pittsburgh police told her not to contact him. She said she didn't realize there was a problem and would stop.

In April, Uecker said Ladd appeared at his autograph session in Milwaukee. She eventually was led away by Miller Park security, documents said. Several weeks later, she accused Uecker in a letter of having a "sneering dislike towards me."

(Emphasis mine)

You've been following the guy around for six or seven years, and you didn't realize there was a problem? Okay, lady. I liked "Mr. Belvedere," but I didn't realize someone could like it that much.

A "sneering dislike towards me." That's all?

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
"Officer, Officer!  He... he... sneered at me!"  <sob>
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?
Why do you disdainfully meet Poppy with your recurrent coldness?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
She looked at me funny!

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I promise to look at you serious from now on
By the way, the FBI are now on their way over to free all those guys from your basement.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.
"Both in your broadcast position and somewhat ambassador role, you interact publicly with many people, yet disdainfully I am met with your recurrent coldness," the letter said.

"Yet disdainfully I am met with your recurrent coldness."  Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

College World Series update
Advancing to Super Regionals:
College of Charleston
Miami
Alabama
Mississippi
Cal State Fullerton
Oral Roberts
Oregon State
Clemson
North Carolina
Stanford
Georgia Tech

Games to be played today:
Florida State vs. Georgia, 7 p.m.
South Carolina vs. Evansville, 6 p.m.
Rice vs. Baylor, 5 p.m. & 9 p.m., if necessary
Pepperdine vs. Missouri, 6 p.m.
Wichita State vs. Oklahoma, 8 p.m.

Super Regionals start Friday, June 9, noon ET. ESPN will air most of the games.

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 9:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oral Roberts, baseball power?
Who knew?  I suppose they probably have great "fundamentals."
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they say oral hurts your stamina..
..the night before a game.

Actually, the OR powers that be have been putting big bucks into sports to help give them national exposure. Same as Liberty.

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Jun 5, 2006 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at Liberty's first game ...
... will John McCain throw out the first pitch?

(And if he does, will the pitch veer off to the right?)

Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no,
he'd throw a screwball.
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by bigelephant on Jun 5, 2006 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.
He will actually hit one of the opposing team's players with it and start a preemptive beanball war.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoop, i was thinking of howard dean.
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by bigelephant on Jun 5, 2006 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he did...
...he'd throw out the first pitch for both teams, hoping to court as many fans as possible.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Jun 5, 2006 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Softball - All Wildcats matchup
In woman's softball, it's Arizona vs. Northwestern in the best of 3 finals from Monday to Wednesday.

http://tinyurl.com/opbjv

Go Cats! err, Northwestern, that is!

"When it's moving, it's better than when it's not moving." Saarloos, channeling BZ.

by PDXAthleticsfan on Jun 5, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go 'Cats!!
Wow, another NU fan.  Don't see many around here.

by alamedaman on Jun 5, 2006 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stanford beat texas?
In Texas? Nice.

I remember when SJSU made the CWS a few years back. I thought that was cool.

"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Jun 5, 2006 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks ohad, well done.
GO ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by bigelephant on Jun 5, 2006 9:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes!
Lets get more soccer fans!!!!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Match 39, Portugal v. Mexico, Gelsenkirchen.
I will be there.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

son of a....
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yes...
I've got two in Gelsenkirchen

USA v. Chech Republic
Argentina v. Serbia

I absolutely can't wait... even if my conversations about the games tend to go like this:

Someone else: "Where are you watching the games?"
Me: "Gelsenkirchen"
Someone else: "Gesundheit!"
Me: "No, really - its in Gelsenkirchen!"
Someone else: "Gesundheit! Are your allergies acting up?"
Me: "Aaaagh!"

by RickeySteals on Jun 5, 2006 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wish I had the Czech-USA tickets!
This one will still be fun, but I don't have a clear rooting interest.  I should probably root for Mexico, if only to make up for the fact that the last time I attended a World Cup game (1994, it was Mexico-Bulgaria, and they lost 1-0.  

Ever seen 75,000 depressed Mexicans in one place?  I have.

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I lucked into those tix...
When we were trying for tickets, I would've been happy with any game - the atmosphere is going to be amazing regardless of who is playing.

I think I'd have to go with Portugal in your game though... I like their style of play a lot more than Mexico.

Oh, and I can't believe I misspelled Czech!

by RickeySteals on Jun 5, 2006 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would kill to go to that...
As a half-mexican/half-portuguese they are the two teams I'm rooting for, so it would be hard to root for one over the other.  Still, what an awesome experience that would be.  God I love soccer!

by SuperBean on Jun 5, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!
ENG - GER - LAND!

I can't wait, being born and raised in England if there is anything that gets me as excited as A's playoff games...it's the World Cup. It's going to be a good month with the A's finally heating up too.

"ET TU, DAMON?" 4/4

by FireballerHARDEN on Jun 5, 2006 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the world cup
the one big sporting event where i root for team USA.

does anyone know where i can find the odds for each team?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USA: 60-1
From World Sports Exchange (www.wsex.com):

2006 WORLD CUP SOCCER - ODDS TO WIN
Outcome     Odds      
BRAZIL    5-2     
ENGLAND    5-1     
GERMANY    6-1     
ITALY    7-1     
ARGENTINA    15-2     
FRANCE    12-1     
NETHERLANDS    13-1     
SPAIN    14-1     
PORTUGAL    22-1     
CZECH REPUBLIC    27-1     
SWEDEN    35-1     
CROATIA    40-1     
MEXICO    45-1     
USA    60-1     
UKRAINE    65-1     
SERBIA & MONTENEGRO    80-1     
IVORY COAST    80-1     
POLAND    120-1     
SWITZERLAND    130-1     
AUSTRALIA    130-1     
PARAGUAY    150-1     
SOUTH KOREA    150-1     
JAPAN    180-1     
GHANA    200-1     
TUNISIA    300-1     
ECUADOR    350-1     
TOGO    400-1     
IRAN    450-1     
SAUDI ARABIA    600-1     
COSTA RICA    600-1     
ANGOLA    600-1     
TRINIDAD & TOBAGO    750-1   

Better luck is just a standard deviation away.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 5, 2006 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, try this "update odds"
Just scroll down to the "rolling" box,

 http://www.fifa2006.net/odds.shtml

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by bigelephant on Jun 5, 2006 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
Far more bullish on England than I would have suspected.  Are they getting Rooney back?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't Rooney sent back down to Sacto?
Supposedly England expects Rooney back for later round games.

But I agree, those England odds seem short to me.  I suspect it's partly in response to a high volume of bets from Brit partisans, causing oddsmakers to lower the line to balance the books.  Also, England is on the opposite side of the bracket from Brazil and can't meet them until the semifinals...all teams in groups E-H are at risk of a 2nd round or quarters matchup with the heavy fave.

Germany looks undervalued to me at 6-1, playing at home, and those odds could improve before Friday.

Better luck is just a standard deviation away.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 5, 2006 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, those crazy Brits (myself included)
We have a habit of winding ourselves up in a delusion of grandeur - expecting the national team to finally win it again. I would guess recent national success in Rugby and Cricket also has the bettors 'expecting' success more than usual.

It's certainly the best team they have fielded since 1990 in Italy, with or without Rooney. Deep down I already know we are going down in a penalty shoot-out in the quarters or semis; that just how it always seems to happen. Gerrard, Lampard, and Beckham are probably the best midfield in the tourney though.

"ET TU, DAMON?" 4/4

by FireballerHARDEN on Jun 5, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
Vertigo and dry eyes. DJ, you are a master of strange.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 5, 2006 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bite your tongue!
Who knows what he'll come pu with next?
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what he'll pu next.
But Monkeyball will be there to fling it.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

using my kung pu style
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...
if he's hanging around Crosby....

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Syphilis?
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 5, 2006 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Blanton is cupcakes...
Does that make Crosby crabcakes?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow..
that was just neat
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doubly appropriate ...
... since crabcakes are a Baltimore specialty.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scary Indians fans
[hat-tip Deadspin]

One of Grady Sizemore's biggest fans and founder of Grady's Ladies was the victim of a murder-suicide this weekend.  That just SUCKS.  Jealous boyfriends are d.u.m.b dumb.

"He's a Chavez kid, and I'm a Swisher guy..." ~ marklodi

by eamb on Jun 5, 2006 10:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.
That's really sad.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's horrible... :(
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.
Sad, sad story.

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God
That poor girl
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Jun 5, 2006 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very sad.
:(
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so he killed her because he was jealous of
sizemore? that's awful.
"I thought it was cute," Oakland's Nick Swisher said of Kotsay's blast with the petal-colored bat

by larrysgurl on Jun 5, 2006 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you imagine?
What is that smell? Is that pine tar? He has been here....

People amaze me sometimes. Over under on that dude BAL: .18

Sad.

247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a waste
The world would be such a better place if the #@%!ing jerks who commit murder-suicides would just carry out their plans in reverse order.
A's 2006 record when I attend: 4-5

by peanut gallery on Jun 5, 2006 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So.
Is it just me or do Jay Witasick and Future GM have a budding romance going here?
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not just you.
I was thinking the same thing.  "And they call it...puppy love!"
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At what stage does it take on Kitten Love
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2006 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the stage
when one of them gets jealous but doesn't tell the other, instead choosing a time when the other is out to pee on the sheets and tear up the couch, only to find that the other has come home bearing unfortunate, scary "presents" like bloody, dead birds or mice.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that not normal?
All of my girlfriends have done that.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monkeyball,
pickin' machine!
Knucklehead over there is second or third in the league in home runs. - BB

by andeux on Jun 5, 2006 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you like a dead mouse?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you like it here or there?
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you, could you on a train?
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me, or...
...is this the start of a romance between monkeyball and rook?
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ongoing
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, it's "day-to-day"
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But only because we can't post via Treos
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Hatte and Billy.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even more complicated with DJ.
Father, Son, Lover.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team is like a soap opera.
I like the Swisher-Chavy-Crosby love triangle.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But let's not forget...
...Jason Giambi is Chavy's one true love.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but Chavvy <3s Bonds, too
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chavy is a whore.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just for clarity..
Would that make him a man-whore? Ala man-crush?
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is one giant...
whorish love triangle.

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true.
Because Crosby is probably the biggest whore in that group. And Swish has Bradley and Frank.
I don't think Brad's going to be able to sex the Ranger's lineup to death. -- Jennifer

by Sharon on Jun 5, 2006 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swish is easy
like Sunday morning.
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Jun 5, 2006 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's my fun day. My 'I don't have to run' day.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just another panic pun-day
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao!!!!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's sweet...
<yack>
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG LMAO
i was shaking with laughter for so long my brother came over and read that and said 'poor guy, he has NO idea what he would be in for.'
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like...
Chaperoned cyber dating
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

with you as the chaperone?
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is what about 50-60 of us right now..
Probably more just watching...waiting.
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

waiting for what?
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't have asked that question.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just baiting him
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

once again
I have become the AN whipping boy for things written here.

I hope this blows over soon.

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it won't
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh. No?
I think my shoulder just fell off.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if your shoulder just fell off ...
... isn't that a sign that you do need to get into a relationship?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol.
Although for you guys, it could be the hip, too.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget the tail!
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
I just re-read the comment. You sick bastard.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just perverting to my career mean
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meme.
not mean.  (tip 'o the hat to mkt!)
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

N?n?
But are n?n?s frugiverous?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank ewe!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohad now listed
as day-to-day with a dislocated shoulder. Larry Davis says he hopes to locate the shoulder soon.
Knucklehead over there is second or third in the league in home runs. - BB

by andeux on Jun 5, 2006 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome!
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well
THere is an ice pack on it, if that helps.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey...
...as long as "freak dancing" is banned from AN Day...
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, alright, I won't dance!!
Jeez.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hi everyone
I asked my sister, caligirl is her real nickname, if i could post a comment. very nicely she did, she is a girl by the way.

Ohad, a few words of advice, never ever play tennis against her. I tried once and she threw her racket and ball at me, then she won. And don't get in a relationship with her, she will bleed you dry of money, okay that's not true, but close.

And it hurts my Giant's heart, but GO A'S! Until the World Series where they play each other.
                     Cody

I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i only threw the racket and ball at you
because you contested that call. and next time start your own account, you could be californiaguy or something.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You make her sound like a freak.
I guess i'm safe 6000 miles away.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey
i am not a freak!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope not.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna smack him with the jesus pan
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or in my house
The Moses skillet.
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i get to do it first
then you can do a follow up smack!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<snerk>
"follow up smack"
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is bizarre indeed
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

one is never safe from my sister
she is out now, shopping for shoes (as if her closet could fit one more pair).

Sis, for when you see that I'm using your computer without permission, remember I think you are a great cook and that is what a Jesus pan is for.
           Cody

I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry Cody
the car doesn't have enough gas, and you know how Mom is about pumping gas.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was thinking that....
"Not all who wonder are lost." The rest, they say, are history.

by Squeaky on Jun 5, 2006 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a tad bit late to this one
want to be the bridesmaid? just kidding.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hidden IM dialogue
ohad:  california girl, you complete me.
californiagirl:  You ohad me at hello.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i sound a little weird
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rook: show me the monkey!
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

monkeyball:
<bangs on keyboard, composes Hamlet II: Danish Boogaloo>
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monkey: show me your rook...
Oh wait, I took that with queen to c7

He puts the lotion in the basket or he gets the hose again...

247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was the part about the World Cup, wasn't it?
dirty-minded soccer players.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes me feel old.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It made me a little sad, too.
I'd be interested in finding out the memorial information for Michelle Mielecki, if anyone happens to find it. I can't. :(

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so sad
This article in the Toledo Blade:
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060604/NEWS03/606040366&SearchID=7324666 6331178

says:
"Visitation will be tomorrow and Tuesday in Bayliff & Son Funeral Home in Cridersville, Ohio, where her funeral will be Wednesday.

The family suggests tributes to Calvary United Methodist Church in Cridersville or Ronald McDonald House in Cleveland."

Nothing says fun like Premium Meat!

by lurkerD on Jun 5, 2006 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a shower with Crosby.
Then you'll feel REALLY dirty.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<buys nonslip shower mat for Jennifer>
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sound of herpes hitting the ground...
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Jun 5, 2006 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT??!!

by CrosbysGirl510 on Jun 5, 2006 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Dirty in a Good Way!
;)
"Now, I'm not the guy who's in trouble, it's the guy on the mound who's in trouble.'' Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what, no "st"?
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

am i the only one who was
unable to reach this site? i got a 'proxy error'
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.
The rest of us were a-ok the entire time.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except for...
...when the FCC shut the site down for all the hot minor-on-minor-on-simian messaging action.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty soon, when you log on to athleticsnation...
you'll be re-directed to myspace.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or...
Animal Planet...
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the Ad!
LMAO
247 games and 961 at-bats...and then mayhem

by rook on Jun 5, 2006 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got one of those (see profile i you dare).
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i must be the only teen in America
who doesn't have one. i don't think i dare to see yours.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong.
I don't either.
"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Jun 5, 2006 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don't need it!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you misread it
I spilled Krazy Glue on my keyboard, and induced an epoxy error.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giant's Brand Krazy Glue
Bonds on contact.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that's what they call a contect high
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{voids monkeyball's contrect}
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<voids in sal's pants>
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess that's what they call a spelling error
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you mean Melrose Place?
or that dress Tori wore at her wedding?

by eebie on Jun 5, 2006 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or her plastic surgery?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
I don't think I'd mess with Shannen Doherty if I were Tori Spelling.  That fight would last about three seconds.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got a question
about something that was commented on, but nobody really said what happened, so I'm in the dark.  What happened before the game yesterday with Swisher catching the first pitch from a girl who survived cancer?  What was that story?

by sprtsnwyn on Jun 5, 2006 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I said cancer in the game thread
but FSN said she was going through treatment at the Children's Hospital.

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not-Roy (my name for the PA announcer)...
...said something about Children's Hospital endocrinology dept. in his introduction of her, but I didn't catch anything about what specific condition she'd had.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question...
whatever happened to Roy? Somehow I missed that, but I have noticed the unfamiliar voices coming from the PA...

by whiteshoes40 on Jun 5, 2006 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"throat ailment" is all they've said
...since last September...  :(
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you expect, he is a member of the A's
family. Did you think you would really know what's wrong with him.

by theblackpearl on Jun 5, 2006 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But to answer the question....
the little girl was throwing out the first pitch. She sets up. Checks the runners and first and second (no one was there, btw). Swish puts down the sign for a fastball. She shakes him off a few times, then throws a strike. Awesome. Swish is laughing the entire time. He high-fives her when they are done.

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing Kendall wasn't in the box
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And here's a picture...
...of Kendall charging a 10-year-old girl..."
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And here's a picture...
...of the cops charging Kendall."

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and here's a picture ...
... of xbhaskarx calling AN a bunch of pansies for questioning Kendall's manhood in the wake of his attacking a little girl.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And here's a picture...
...of Crabcakes asking the little girl's mother for her phone number."

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kendall goes on angry diatribe
"I get called out by this girl. She calls me out and disrespects me and I'm supposed to sit here and have her yell at me? So basically what Major League Baseball is saying is that any 10-year old out there can yell at somebody and get fined $2,000. That's what the fine was," Kendall said.

"MLB has turned into a badminton league."

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fundraiser idea
heckling booth
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kendall is sentenced...
...to four days of tea parties with stuffed animals in frilly hats.
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he has to shave first
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking for an edge? Trust the monkey
TSN, "Canada's Sports Leader," has four experts picking each postseason series.  The clear leader, with a 9-5 record thus far, is Maggie the Macaque.  Among other things, TSN describes Maggie as "crab-eating."  Hmmm...could Crosby benefit from the services of a crab-eating monkey?

BTW, Maggie has picked Edmonton to take the Stanley Cup.

Better luck is just a standard deviation away.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 5, 2006 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not it!
Maggie looks suspiciously like Chester A. Arthur.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding.
But now I know what the next iteration of my facial hair will look like.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can deal with watching an ad:
King Kaufman over on Salon has an interesting article about a new stat for NL pitchers:

http://www.salon.com/sports/col/kaufman/2006/06/05/monday/

by RickeySteals on Jun 5, 2006 12:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else happy that tomorrow is election day?
I don't think I'm able to stomach these commercials any longer. Angelides, Westly, preschool - ugh.
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Jun 5, 2006 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to amend my statement.
It's not a gripe about politics or issues, only commercials. :)
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Jun 5, 2006 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I voted for your statement ...
... before I voted against it.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sick of them too...
"We should all be offended..."

We are.

"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These commercials are all running together for
me.  I can't seem to remember if Arnold is pregnant, Anna Nichole wants gay marriage, and George Bush is an actor in the made for tv movie Jarhead II, Terror or Propaganda.

by theblackpearl on Jun 5, 2006 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!
QOTM material.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wait a minute Arnold was pregnant
a target="_blank" href="http://photobucket.com">Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

So he has thought he was just acting all this time as our governor, and it has gone over as well as he did in this movie.

by theblackpearl on Jun 5, 2006 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

... and they're all chanting ...
"Pass, pass, pass the Coors Light"
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a bear in the woods
A grizzly bear.  Selling insurance commissioners.
Better luck is just a standard deviation away.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 5, 2006 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when they make the movie ...
... I'm hoping Cruz Bustamante will be played by Jon Polito.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{wonders ambiguously...
...why one developer has spent six million dollars on monkeyball ads}
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is that clown
that looks like Sergeant Joe Friday from the old "Dragnet" series and supposedly lived in abject welfare poverty but grew up and pulled himself up by the bootstraps?  Lame...
I like Mickey Morabito's hair.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2006 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!
I must get 10 - 20 pcs of junk mail every day and have for weeks.  I also get at least 3 calls every day.  I reamed one poor assemblyman for calling during dinner.  I launched into why Congress should have mandatory drug testing and publish the results.  If they can require it of athletes, they should have even stricter standards for the people responsible for holding this country together and making decisions about small things like invading Iraq.  I then went on about having laws regarding crimes against the economy (re: Enron and others) and how these thieves should get far more time than armed robbers.  He could not get off the phone fast enough.  I am sure I am on some "subversive" list now  :-)  Sure felt good to go on a rant!
Baseball is life. . . at least that is what my sweatshirt says.

by 0R0H0E on Jun 5, 2006 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curt Schilling:
Everquest God:
Schilling's character was specifically designed to replicate his real-life persona in every possible way. The video Schilling is armed with sanctimonious speechifying death rays, rapid self-mythologizing arm chop action and, of course, the patented groupie smash
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not recommended if...
your television doesn't have a mute button.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blast from the past
Transaction Analysis from July 31, 2000:
As good as Jim Mecir is--and he's been one of the five best relievers in the majors according to Michael Wolverton's Reliever Evaluation Tools--I have a really bad feeling about this move. Not quite a Larry Andersen/Jeff Bagwell sort of nausea, more of a Dave Parker/Jose Rijo kind of heartburn, where no matter what the old guy does, I know I'm going to hate this deal a lot more two years from now.

Mecir does give the A's a good third reliever, which is critical considering the divide between Jason Isrnghausen and Jeff Tam on the one side, and Doug Jones, T.J. Mathews and Mike Magnante ("I gave up a first-round draft choice and all I got was this lousy lefty."). But as good as Mecir has been, he's always had freaky bad luck with injuries, and are three good relievers enough? While getting something is better than nothing, they're still going to have to count on Jones or Mathews to have a good couple of weeks sometime soon. I end up liking the Mariners' chances more the more I think about it.

That's the good news. The bad news is that as much as I know, and as much as you know, that there's no such thing as a pitching prospect, Jesus Colome might be the owner of one of the ten best fastballs on the planet. It's worse still to see him go to one of baseball's worst-run teams, and to have to wonder if they'll end up screwing him up so badly that few will remember his talent well enough to give Billy Beane a hard time ten years from now. I'll say it now, with regret for what could have been: I hope Colome has one hell of a career as a Devil Ray almost as much as I hope Jim Mecir ends up being a key player for the A's in the playoffs this year.

linky-winky

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer better be careful
Firings over internet usage
Blogs and Instant Messaging are also a concern to many employers. Seven percent reported that an employee was terminated for such a violation while 17 percent reported that an employee has been disciplined.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"disciplined"?
I thought Jennifer liked that sort of thing.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

termination from my job would be a REWARD
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Boss Man
You are waiting until an effiency expert named Brad forces you into a meeting before you use your Lester Burnham speech, aren't you??  He received quite a severance package in American Beauty and was able to buy the good pot that was engineered by the government.  
"If you're surprised by getting the job done, that means you didn't expect it out of yourself." -Huston Street

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 5, 2006 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone is so exited over the World Cup
which honestly is something I don't really care about.

You know what I am exited about?

THE JUNE DRAFT TOMARROW!

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2006 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't that read:
"The bone graft to marrow"?

Anhoo, good luck with that brain transplant.

"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought Zomis was an Amis fan
Y'know, Tom's Arrow.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

world cup = yawn
french open = that is exciting!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is just nuts
That's all i watch all day long (though please refrain from dissing The World Cup).

Clisters-Hingis should be a good match. Hingis just beat an Israeli teenager in the 1/8th final (cheaply, too). They played yesterday and the Israeli dominated the second 6-2 and had the momentum going into the third. Then Hingis complained that it was too dark and got it postponed and basically stole the momentum away.

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is that nuts?
there are only two sports i can't stand, soccer and hockey.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's nuts that you like Tennis too
Such a coincidence!
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i suppose it is
and i play(ed) it too.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<i>way</i> back then
In the good old days, eh?
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes
i was a violent player too. that's how i hurt myself. and yes i did throw stuff at my brother, but i missed.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you have a temper?
uh oh...
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a violent one
but don't worry i can't hold a grudge longer than 24 hours. during those 24 hours watch out!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

World Cup odds
Here are the Israeli ones:

Brazil-3.0
Germany-6.5
Italy-6.5
England-6.5
Argentina-8.0 (suprisingly high)
France-10.0
Holland-12.0
Spain-14.0
Portugal-18.0
Czech Republic-25.0
Ukraine-30.0
Mexico-32.0
Sweden-35.0
Ivory Coast-50.0
Croatia-65.0
Serbia-80
Other-50

They didn't even include US. Haters.

Other things to bet on:

Total goals leader (individual). This is a long ass list. Here's who i'm thinking of taking.

Pauleta (Portugal)-30
Crouch (England)-55
Podolski (Germany)-30
Kuty (Holland)-45
Klose (Germany)-24

I'm thinkin about putting 2 bucks on each of those.

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What can you get for Ballack?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

43
Which is pretty good, but i just don't see him scoring 5+ goals..

More notables (who i think are good value)

Drogba-55
Larson-55

Also what i can do is chose the 2 teams from each group that moves on.... Here's what i want:

Germany and Poland-1.25 Not really worth it.
England and Sweden-1.15 not worth it.
Argentina and Ivory Coast-5.8. Ivory Coast has an amazing D

Portugal and Mexico-1.08 lol!!
Italy and US-3.5
Brazil and Japan-3.3
France and Sout Korea-2.7 (prob won't use this)
Spain and Ukraine-1.10 not worth it.

Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What odds Czech Rep+USA advance?
Italy could seriously tank this one.  I'm not saying it'll happen for sure, but at 12-1 maybe worth a flyer?
Better luck is just a standard deviation away.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jun 5, 2006 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ecuadoran coworker feeling cocky
He's been talkin' schmack to the two Brazilians here about how Team Ecuador is going to crush their team and all others like worthless cock-a-roaches... maybe now's the time to see if he feels like putting some money down on his glorious hometown heroes (at my special Optimistic Ecuadoran Patriot odds, of course).

by AlamedaAphid on Jun 5, 2006 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that happened to me...
They would be investigating the charred remnants of my plane at the crash site and concluding that I must have crash landed on top of a very unlucky snake.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This DLD is crazy
I'm sorry I missed the party. I was shopping with Chavinator.
"Not all who wonder are lost." The rest, they say, are history.

by Squeaky on Jun 5, 2006 3:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DLD prayer
Dear Baby Jebus, hear my prayer: Please let ohad and caligirl find a chatroom, or myspace, or IM, or whatever the heck it is that kids do these days when they want to do whatever the heck they're doing now, so that I can get back to the unusual nonsense that is the DLD.

Spank you very much.

McFood

"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you are here to chaperone us
btw, i can't believe no one has picked up on the fact that both Jay and i have bum ankles.
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You ARE Jay!
And all this time, I was defending you!

I feel so used.

"Not all who wonder are lost." The rest, they say, are history.

by Squeaky on Jun 5, 2006 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!
i swear it was a tennis accident!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmphh....
I'll have to talk to my lawyer about this.

How about this? I'll have my people call your people and we'll do lunch. In the mean time, you pretend you never mentioned the two bum ankles and we'll call it even. ;)

"Not all who wonder are lost." The rest, they say, are history.

by Squeaky on Jun 5, 2006 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's-men
Knucklehead over there is second or third in the league in home runs. - BB

by andeux on Jun 5, 2006 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason
every time I read "caligirl" I misread it as "callgirl."
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WELL
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, it's not my fault!
It's my dry eyes, I swear...
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG
it's Dan Johnson!
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny
I kept misreading it as "Caligula."
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know which is worse
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends whether you like horses ...
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

something tells me not to answer that one
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I'm misreading it
as catherinethegreat
Knucklehead over there is second or third in the league in home runs. - BB

by andeux on Jun 5, 2006 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where did that come from?
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Egypt, I think
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Jun 5, 2006 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DLD
whatever
Larry Davis couldn't treat a cold-Tony My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 5, 2006 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ's eyes should get fixed
According to my wife, who knows about this stuff, this is a rare condition in a young person, but not uncommon in an older person.  The first medical solution is the eye drops that DJ is trying.  But if that doesn't work, they will close the lower tear duct in each eye.  This means the tears, of which he is not producing enough, will stay around longer, leaving his eyes moist.  Not a dangerous procedure at all, and if something is amiss, which is very unlikely, the plugs can be removed.

I imagine since he is seeing an opthamologist that they know this, and are just giving the drops a little time to see if they can work, and DJ can adjust with them.

Of course maybe there is a little more to the story than is covered in this article, and there are other complications--but based on what this says, it should get fixed.

by alamedaman on Jun 5, 2006 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In 50 years he'll be telling his grandkids...
"That's why I couldn't make it in The Show, I had bum tear ducts."
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had bum tear ducts ...
... but then the building inspector insisted I have licensed professionals taking out the conduits ...
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he had a parasite on his posterior ...
... it'd be a bum deer tick.
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't mind my stupid, involuntary spasm...
when I drink.

It's just my dumb beer tic.

Root Beer Float

by Ice Cream on Jun 5, 2006 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't mind my performance shortfall when I drink
... it's just my numb beer __ ...
Do you want to taste the rainbow? @('.')@

by monkeyball on Jun 5, 2006 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

careful...
...that's a good way to get your enos slaughtered.
Root Beer Float

by Ice Cream on Jun 5, 2006 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sal, you slacker.
Defining Moments??? Hello??? Sound familiar?????

by Jennifer on Jun 5, 2006 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sal bring it back
i really liked it
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can't hear you
He made a typo in google and he ended up researching deafening moments. Unfortunately, his earphones were turned up to "11" at the time...
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Jun 5, 2006 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on Jun 5, 2006 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm having trouble with
Defining Moments: TJ Mathews.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 5, 2006 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only A defined by his initials.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Jun 5, 2006 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skankees-Red Sux
will be on three of four days this week. God bless ESPN for giving us such a rare treat! :-/
"I really don't see how it affects me that directly except for doing these interviews." -- Brad Halsey on giving up No. 714

by day-to-day on Jun 5, 2006 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Google video...
...has one of my all-time favorite A's commercials...  :)
Putting the "fun" in "perfunctory"

by Poppy on Jun 5, 2006 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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