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Link Dump 5/25: At Least My Softball Team Won

That's right, our intramural softball team did something that the A's haven't been able to do for almost a week: win a game.  The victory was the result of mental heavy lifting on the part of my team.  To those that discount the mental aspect of underhand slow-pitch softball played by nerds, I submit the following two events:

  1. I hit a slow roller to the pitcher, who needs only to make a routine throw to first base to record the out.  However, my blazing speed and fleet feet cause him to rush his throw, allowing me to reach first base with ease.
  2. It may be underhand slow pitch softball, but when a cunning pitcher such as myself can hold the opposition to 5 runs in 4 innings while recording a strikeout - in slow pitch softball - was it not my mental edge that allowed me to prevail?
Oakland loses again.  Mark Kotsay thinks it's just bad luck: Mark Kotsay was robbed of a possible homer in the first inning. His fourth at-bat, his drive to left was run down on the warning track. His final time up, he struck out looking to end the game and was displeased with the call.

And so it went for the A's, who didn't play badly but still dropped their season-high fifth game in a row, losing 3-2 to the defending champion White Sox on Wednesday night. Dan Haren pitched well, manager Ken Macha thought the team swung the bat OK, but the hits either didn't come at the right time or weren't hits at all, erased by Chicago's excellent defense.

"That sums up the last two months of the season," Kotsay said. "The first three weeks, we weren't getting any breaks and now it's like we're back in that rut again. The ball is not bouncing our way."

Last year, I never really feared the White Sox as they always seemed to be a good team with the record of a great team.  This year, the White Sox scare me because they look like a great team with the record of a great team.  Blech.

Tonight, the A's turn to Brad Halsey to stop their slide.  A four game set against the Rangers, even in May, is significant when we look up in the standings and see Teixiera and company staring down at us.  Texas sends their big money ace to the mound, Kevin Millwood.  salb918's psychic baseball prediction for the day: a routine fly out to right field turns into an opposite field home run.

The Phillies are interested in a durable young lefty with a declining K-rate and spotty control who will soon to become too expensive for his current team.  That's right, the Phillies are after Dontrelle Willis.  Who did you think I was going to say?

OT: Mick LaSalle reviews the new X-Men movie:

The metaphor here is the clash between special talent (the mutants) and conformity (everybody else). But it's one thing for people to react with hostility toward someone who writes an incendiary novel. It's quite another for people to react in this way toward someone who can set their heads on fire. The first reaction is intolerance. The second is simply the genuine recognition of a threat and the beginning of self-preservation. The vision at the heart of "X-Men" -- of a golden Utopia in which humans live side by side with mutants -- is absurd. It requires that mutants never get mad, ever, and that humans never even have to worry that they might. But hasn't anybody ever heard of road rage?

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It had nothing to do with you
or your fleet feet or mental edge.  What you experienced was simply their team regressing to their career means.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

lol
Probably just a SSS anyway.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's what happened
Sal used his mutant powers to poop in the shortstop's pants.
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get it.
Sal was regressing to his career meme.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM!
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT:
Lay and Skilling found guilty.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

YESSS!
Times like this, I wish stockades were still popular. I want to throw a tomato at Lay.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

or shower him with corn chips
We could Frito Lay.
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop it
you're Skilling me!

;-)

I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen thinks Loaiza's going to Loooze it
And Loaiza's not thinking about his velocity.
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen joked to A's manager Ken Macha before Wednesday's game that Esteban Loaiza shouldn't be sent to Las Vegas on a rehab assignment because ... well, they might never see him again.

So this is bad because...?

I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone know
what is causing his decreased velocity?  I haven't seen any reports discussing it.  As is often the case, the A's are remaining pretty tight-lipped about this.
"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time."

-Catfish Hunter

by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Space-time continuum,
relativity, quantum mechanics.  All very complex, not something us fans would understand.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, if Guillen thinks he'll stay in Vegas ...
... perhaps Loaiza's decreased velocity is being caused by drag ...
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I SO thought that was a link!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there's a national secret
I'd trust it more with the A's front office than the CIA.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Valerie Plame out 6-8 weeks
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

she tried the changeup again, huh?
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheney to Scooter:
"F'in stick that thing out there."
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would our VP
be so mean to a little Venezuelan elf?
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

*magical* Venezuelan elf-candy, if you please
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the "short-hops" section
Macha spoke to GM Billy Beane on Wednesday, but Johnson's name didn't come up, and when asked whether Johnson should be demoted to the minors, Macha said, "I'm an extremely patient gentleman." ... Nick Swisher was nearly pulled for his lackadaisical running in the fourth inning Tuesday night and was called into the manager's office immediately after the game. ... Macha was direct on why he thinks Swisher entered the game in a 7-for-42 slump: "He's trying to hit home runs."

Anybody think we can trick Jim Bowden into confusing his 1B Johnson for our 1B Johnson?

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think "trick" is too strong of a word
"Trick" implies that some sort of cunning would be required to pull it off.  This is Jim Bowden, after all.  
"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time."

-Catfish Hunter

by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out, Swish. Mach's got dogs!
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if we get him drunk
Beane:  Your first baseman seems to have grown his hair out!
Bowden:  Aggaahhh, aggaaaaahhhhh <drools>
Nick Johnson:  I'm in a slump because I'm trying to hit home runs.
Dan Swisher:  So am I.
Macha:  I'm an extremely patient gentleman, but don't go trying to hit home runs, dumbass.
Bowden:  <snore>
Bay Area Baseball Fans:  <snore>
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked THIS part of that section:
the A's were expected to arrive well after midnight

Everyone was healed overnight! YAY!!!

"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They would've arrived in Texas sooner...
but they had to hide the dead hookers in Crosby's hotel room... again.

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a crappy hiding place!
That's the first place they'll look!
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's also the first
place they "hook"ed.

<bows>

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!
Someone get a Vegas plane ticket for that man, stat!

If Loaiza happens in Vegas, he HAS to stay there, right?

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And if you thought AN trade ideas were silly
Some Blue Jay fan is suggesting a Lilly for Zito deal.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

At least the Q&A guy
shot it down immidietly.
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

by Zonis on May 25, 2006 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would make the Lilly-Kielty deal
into Zito-Kielty

or if we threw in Kielty, that would make it into Zito-nothing

by rubin sierra on May 25, 2006 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Help!
I'm looking for a link/quote from 2004, I think. It's about Mark Kotsay's being emotional over his first winning season as a pro. I thought the A's were playing Toronto at the time, but I can't find anything. Any ideas? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I totally remember stuff about that.
But I can't remember where. It was adorable.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Kotsay?
He's still playing for the Padres.  Where have you been?  Anyway, can we get back to discussing whether or not extending Ramon Hernandez for 4 year at 28 MM was a good deal?

Whoo!  T-Long was clutch last night.

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was a terrible deal
I mean, come on, the ability to throw out runners is totally overrated, just look at his horrible plate blocking skills!

And who cares about his HRs? I want my catcher to be able to call a stellar game, dammit!

And I still can't believe they didn't put a clause in his contract to require him to keep the SexyHair.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

T-Long?
He never had sexy hair.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did for ten minutes.
Then Ramon killed him and stole it.

It was really a corpse we were watching play for those years.

Which explains his routes in the outfield.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been looking
but have been unsuccessful so far.

I could have sworn I remembered reading it in the A's notes, but I don't see it in the archive. Win 82 came on Sept. 11 against Cleveland, though, if that helps.

Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on May 25, 2006 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

From McCovey Chronicles:
...which is an awesome blog, period:

Click the motivational poster to see dozens more - they're having a competition!

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on May 25, 2006 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh my!
That was too funny! There are some smart cats over there! I cracked up!
"Now, I'm not the guy who's in trouble, it's the guy on the mound who's in trouble.'' Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

*giggle*
Some of those are really good....
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on May 25, 2006 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT - Dancing Policy?
(no, not Carmen with Eddie)

This was in the "student bulletin" that's emailed from my son's school:

DANCING POLICY FOR THE PROM:  Students, please be advised that "freak dancing" will not be tolerated at this year's prom. Any student caught dancing inappropriately will not receive a warning.  They will be immediately escorted out of the dance and parents will be notified.
Students will also be suspended from school the following school day under Ed Code 48900.2, sexual harassment.  Furthermore, if more than 5% of the students at the dance are asked to leave, the next dance will be canceled.  The administration will also consider revoking a senior's privilege to participate in senior activities and graduation ceremonies.

Is it called "freak dancing" because seems to freak so many people out?

Jebus.  If I don't give a rat's ass about how kids dance as long as they aren't killing each other at the prom, I guess I shouldn't have a teenager.

"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 10:11 AM PDT reply actions  

there are mf'in freaks at the mf'in prom!
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is "freak dancing", anyway?
I've never heard of it.  Does that make me really old?

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like something
I should have tried before getting married.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
I still have time, then.  I'm not getting married until August.

Someone teach me to "freak dance"!

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you might have to ask
Jay Witasick :-)
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

just go nuts
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that's too funny...
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should have said
"engaged."  I'm not getting married for a few weeks yet.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Just go nuts"?
Hhhmmm...is that how you sprained your ankle?

For real, though--what does that mean, "just go nuts"?  I am definitely out of touch!  And why would "just go(ing) nuts" be bad enough to kick kids out of the prom?  Does it involve disrobing or something? Shooting?  Drugs?  Drinking?  I seriously want to know now.

Can you tell I don't want to work today?

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

T o' As...
Here you go.

Warning:  It's about... S-E-X.  Ssssshhh.

"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
Thanks, Poppy!  I guess I am not that out of touch after all.  I know how to dance like this (I'm guessing everyone does, right?  Right???). Does that make me a freak???

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it makes you a freak.
You are now banned from participation in AN school activities, and I'm calling your parents.  On your way out, please stop by the quad so a military recruiter can talk to you.
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

<psssssst, TotA: if they ask, TELL>
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaaahhhhhh!
Not the military recruiter!

Who is coming to AN Day?  Maybe we can have a "freak dance" party.  (Freak takes on a whole new meaning in this case...)

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

the sliderules will really get in the way, though
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's mf'in sliderules in the mf'in freakdancing
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT.
But just wait until I get out my TI-82.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful
of premature exponentiation.
Ooh Ahh, Sabres on the warpath

by andeux on May 25, 2006 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the root of all troubles
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're such a square.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone keeping a log of all this?
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it true what they say ...
... that even the instruments in Texas are larger?
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey
not all of us military recruiters are bad ;)  GO GUARD!!!

by orANgecountyAsfan on May 25, 2006 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out for the UCSC students.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
MY EYES!!!!   THEY BURN FROM THAT FILTH.
"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time."

-Catfish Hunter

by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...
The thing that puzzles me about the policy: in the situation, who is sexually harassing who?

That policy is a damn shame. These kids need an education that'll be applicable in the future -- learning how to properly freak dance in high school saves them the potentially humiliating problems of learning it later in life.

I know my prom freak dancing education came in a hell of a lot more useful so far in life than, say, trig.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if you're like
me, trig and freak dancing go hand in hand.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prom Night at the School of Hard Knocks
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Netflixed that
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had cable, you could have it On Demand
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're in a lot of trouble, young lady
It's "who is sexually harassing whom?"
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap!
You're going to take my degree away, aren't you? :-(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Macha hate Swisher?
Pardon me if this was covered last week.

Yesterday:  "Macha was direct on why he thinks Swisher entered the game in a 7-for-42 slump: 'He's trying to hit home runs.'

Friday 5/19:  "When asked if certain hitters might alter their approaches if they got an unexpected start batting third, Macha replied with a smile, 'Probably Swisher; he'd be trying to hit the ball out to Pleasanton.'"

by rubin sierra on May 25, 2006 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I find it verrrrrrrrry interesting ...
... especially b/c Macha is usually so tightlipped/deadpan (and who knows, some/all of his recent quotes may be his sly, deadpan humor), but there's been a big discrepancy in his comments lately regarding DJ, Blanton, Ellis, and Swish -- DJ's the only one who's really gotten any sort of vote of confidence from Macha.
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Macha's the one who is confused
between Bowden's Johnson and his own...
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

<snerk>
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

It could be that DJ is the sensitive type.
You never hear Macha saying much about Crosby, right? He was handled with kid gloves during his rookie season, and I haven't seen that change even in his third year.

Being disciplined for not running hard is different, though. I can see Macha "talking" to anyone about that. But it's clear to me that certain  players' woes are handled delicately, while guys like Swish and Blanton (who have reputations of being thick-skinned) experience the opposite.

"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but what adds insult to injury
w.r.t. Swish is that I can see him taking every single lineup card for the last month as a slap in the face.  Nick has been the A's best power bat this season, and Macha refuses to bat him 3, 4 or 5.  

by rubin sierra on May 25, 2006 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.
But is Swish the type of person to be so sensitive over things like that? I don't think he is, and I think Macha feels the same way. Billy has said that Swish doesn't get too down on himself, and he feels comfortable letting the guy know when he's done something wrong.
"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alfonzo close to signing
with the Blue Jays.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5639020

Well, "verge of," anyway.

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Silly me (OT)
All this time, I thought salb918's username was in honor of Sal Bando!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

You mean he ISN'T
Sal Bando?

For shame, Sal. For shame.

Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on May 25, 2006 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey...
...just because you're a railroad aficionado...
"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of my own softball exploits
I too pitched for a nerd-filled softball team (the Clemson Mathematical Sciences Department).  We didn't do too well, although I did throw a complete game (7 IP) shutout once.  No strikeouts though.
ducks to avoid flying chair

by JLeverenz on May 25, 2006 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I will not say if we were nerds
but our team was called "The Transfinite Cardinals".

I was Jason Kendall at bat without the DPs, a light-hitting leadoff hitter, and Derek Jeter in the field, a poor fielding defender who somehow built a reputation of excellence on the basis of hustle, some lucky spectacular plays and well-chosen commercial endoresments.

by Apricot on May 25, 2006 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were IFR
Increasing Failure Rate.  One of the stochastics professors was in charge of the team.

My "exploits" at the plate included 5 strikeouts in 7 games, although to be fair 3 of those came on called strikes that I think were really balls.

ducks to avoid flying chair

by JLeverenz on May 25, 2006 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you did the right thing
and charged the mound (very slowly if it was slow-pitch).

by Apricot on May 25, 2006 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the problem
with playing the EE dept: always charging the mound.

<guffaws>

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent!
I hear they're the best team on the circuit.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they do
have a problem at short.

<slaps knees>

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side
Their pitcher has a wicker breaker.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chair was flying on instruments?
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't resist commenting on the X-men
When I was in 8th grade, nothing would have made me happier than an X-men movie (now I only hold out hope for a Terry Gilliam-directed Watchmen movie).   In the landscape of infantile pre-Dark Knight American comics (don't get me wrong... I read all of them), X-men actually tried to address adult storylines. The long Phoenix storyline was about how women's sexuality is powerful and will destroy everyone's lives if left unchecked (hey, I didn't say it was progressive, just adult).  

And the whole "hunting the mutants" storyline was NOT AT ALL, as Mick thinks, about "special talent (the mutants) and conformity (everybody else)".   Completely to the contrary, it's a long riff on the Civil Rights Movement combined with the Jewish Holocaust, where a group is tortured and hunted down for their (supposed) essence. The X-men represent conformity and assimilation as a reaction to the prejudice; Magento represents armed resistance. Their struggle is over whether their movement will look like the non-violent Civil Rights Movement or the more militant Black Panthers and (early) Malcolm X.  I hope the movie does the storyline some justice (but why should it? it wouldn't add to the bottom line).

Just saying.

by Apricot on May 25, 2006 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

parenthetic
I wouldn't hold my breath for Gilliam's Watchmen -- unless he raises the money on his own, it'll be unwatchable (Terry's track record as a director-for-hire is lamentable), and there's no way in hell anyone will give Terry enough cash to do it.
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Magento?
He will turn you pink with the bat of an eyelash.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

or the flip of his wrist?
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the wikipedia entry on gender
there is the provocative, unreferenced comment that until 1900 pink was considered a masculine color.  I would love it if it were true...

by Apricot on May 25, 2006 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer
I looked for that quote from Kotsay. This is all I could find.
"It's great for Jason,'' Kotsay said. "I had the same feelings last year. I vividly remember being in Toronto last year when we won our 81st game and I knew that for the first time in my professional career I'd be on a team that wouldn't finish under .500. I was so happy, I stood up in the clubhouse and announced it.''
I checked out the recaps for that game, but there was nothing. Not even anything about it in Urban's A's Notes.
"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you. <sigh>
lol

This has been driving me crazy.

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was driving
me crazy, until I remembered something about Kendall being happy to play for a winning team. I added him to my search and that was the very first link that came up.
"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you. :)
I had most of the details right... except the year the story ran. Just a small detail. :) I totally forgot about Kendall. That's the story I was looking for. Thanks!

<sob>

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you more. :D
No problem.
"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you both
That bothered me all morning.

Although I guess I should thank you, Sharon, because if you hadn't found it, I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep tonight.

Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on May 25, 2006 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for helping. <hugs>
This has been bothering me for a few months (since 10/30/05) now. I'd look for it a bit, give up, try again. I was going through a "baseball makes me cry" phase this morning and wanted to read it. I heart Mark. Then I went crazy trying to find it and just wanted to SMASH! things.

Now I can get some work done. Okay, who am I kidding?

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said it in the Fanfest interview last year
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

by Zonis on May 25, 2006 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched the
Fanfest interviews <shudder> so I know I didn't hear/see it there. :)

by Jennifer on May 25, 2006 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fanfest interview with Kotsay,
Kendall, Hatte<sobs>, Swish, and Byrnes is hilarious. You have to watch it if you can.
"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I hate you.
I tried the Kendall search thing but totally failed to come up with the article.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you searching for it...
...when I've already posted the link?

lol

"...when Mark Kotsay calls you off, you better get out of the way, because if you don't, he'll run you over." -- Swish

by Sharon on May 25, 2006 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upcoming player appearances
A's INFO & EVENTS

Nick Swisher Appearance ==
Come meet A's switch hitter Nick Swisher after the game on May 31 at Masse's, 2721 North Main Street in Walnut Creek. Nick will sign autographs and hang out with A's fans. Come enjoy Nick and Masse's and you could win tickets to a 2006 A's game!

Buy Wednesday, May 31 Tickets

Joe Blanton Appearance ==
On Saturday, June 3rd, after the A's host the Minnesota Twins at 1:05 p.m., A's fans can meet A's pitcher Joe Blanton at The Stadium Pub in Walnut Creek. Joe will sign autographs and take photos with fans one hour following the game at The Stadium Pub, located at 1420 Lincoln Avenue in Walnut Creek. Don't miss this exciting opportunity with the A's!

Buy Saturday, June 3 Tickets

"Oysters were not considered as potential predators to use on the plane." ~~ Rubin Sierra

by Poppy on May 25, 2006 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

bring 'em vodka bottles to autograph!
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather
get him to sign my bar tab.
Ooh Ahh, Sabres on the warpath

by andeux on May 25, 2006 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see him
sign a Bart ab.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't that be "Bart flab"?
the bears were hungry and the monkey looked a lot like lunch @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 25, 2006 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than a fart blab.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

will Swish
pay my cover charge if I go to Masse's?
death to myspace!

by malikot on May 25, 2006 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masse's
I've never been there.  Is it cool?  What is it--bar, restaurant?  Both?

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sports bar/pool hall
they have live bands there sometimes too.
death to myspace!

by malikot on May 25, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much better than
a place with dead bands (or, for that matter, undead bands).
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!
Maybe we'll head over there after the game on Weds then.  Any ideas on what time "after the game" means, i.e. what time do you think Swish would be getting there?

by Athletica on May 25, 2006 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Art Thoms
Raider Locker Room store in Pleasant Hill had a sign out yesterday saying Bobby Crosby would be signing there June 3rd from 6-7PM.  I'll be working at my job up the street too, but the only thing I'll be signing are comp slips.
death to myspace!

by malikot on May 25, 2006 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walnut Creek?!?!
Why don't they ever do appearances in Fremont! ='( I can't get out to Walnut Creek on the 31st! Blasted WORK!
"Now, I'm not the guy who's in trouble, it's the guy on the mound who's in trouble.'' Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They need to in Santa Cruz.
Haren can come on down. Or sign in Humboldt. But in Santa Cruz, Zito can surf and eat organic granola, and Haren can... partake. And have frozen yogurt afterwards and sign there. With so many sleepy-eyed guys on the team, the team is DESTINED to come down here for an appearance.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on May 25, 2006 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren
Putting the "green" in "green and gold."
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird
A guy who looks almost exactly like Miguel Tejada just walked through the newsroom.
"I really don't see how it affects me that directly except for doing these interviews." -- Brad Halsey on giving up No. 714

by day-to-day on May 25, 2006 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Note:
The list being in alphabetical order is merely coincidental.
A's 2006 record when I attend: 3-4

by peanut gallery on May 25, 2006 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Royals lost 13-8
after being up 6-0 in the first inning.

I hope the Royals can beat the Yankees. I don't want them coming to Oakland on another long losing streak. There has already been to much deja vu this season for my taste.

Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on May 25, 2006 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OT
I just quit my job!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Mine got downsized!
Yay, severance!
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got fired from the only job i've had!
the boys were checking me out to much ;)
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's odd.
Sounds like you should have been promoted :-).
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if they don't buy anything
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What were you selling?
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i waitressed
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they wanted...
wasn't on the menu.
New advertising campaign...A's Brand Baseball: Blink, and You'll Miss It. - Kyli

by McFood on May 25, 2006 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about
the specials?
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what they got wasn't either
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brass...
in Pocket?
New advertising campaign...A's Brand Baseball: Blink, and You'll Miss It. - Kyli

by McFood on May 25, 2006 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ofcourse
I own too many darn shoes!

by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'd trust...
something written by a guy named J. Nevin Shiznit!
New advertising campaign...A's Brand Baseball: Blink, and You'll Miss It. - Kyli

by McFood on May 25, 2006 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matthew LeCroy is channeling
2005 Jason Kendall. The Astros stole seven bases off him today.
"I really don't see how it affects me that directly except for doing these interviews." -- Brad Halsey on giving up No. 714

by day-to-day on May 25, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, LeCroy
is barely a catcher.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Minaya sure aims high.
Is the Kevin Appier trade next?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on May 25, 2006 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's basically how I reacted.
I'm the green smudge behind him in the picture, muttering F*#!:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48895

Ron Washington: Thinking outside of the three-sided box since 1977

by tankerraid on May 25, 2006 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I have not seen...
a big hit by the A's in a long time. I know, they had a huge offensive series against Seattle, but it seems like they are like 0 for the last 145 when I watch with RISP. Unfortunately, I am sure many of you know exactly what I am talking about...Can we just get one RBI double that drives in 3?

by nfadil4 on May 25, 2006 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Here...
Try this on for size and take a deep breath!
"Now, I'm not the guy who's in trouble, it's the guy on the mound who's in trouble.'' Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome :-)
You're doing a great job of fighting the negativity!  Keep fighting the good fight!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on May 25, 2006 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever happened
to moneybutt?
Gabba Gabba A's?

by pbruins92 on May 25, 2006 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

idk
but i wanna play those games again!
Finals are coming, so I need to waste time.
Gabba Gabba A's?

by pbruins92 on May 25, 2006 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, THAT Moneybutt!
It might be still around....!

I just finished school for summer...last 1 and 1/2 days were pointless, but JEEZ...talk about working until the last minute! I turned in a project worth 125 pts on Monday, took a test for 25% of my biology grade and turned a project also worth 25% of that grade on Tuesday! It was ridiculous. I hate finals. Good luck with yours.

by Squeaky on May 25, 2006 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your softball team blow 7 run leads, Sal?
Damn! Street is so imposing, he even causes the earth itself to freeze in fear! - monkeyball

by Jjjsixsix on May 25, 2006 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We blew a four run lead
but we stormed back.
Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on May 25, 2006 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

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