Link Dump 5/25: At Least My Softball Team Won
That's right, our intramural softball team did something that the A's haven't been able to do for almost a week: win a game. The victory was the result of mental heavy lifting on the part of my team. To those that discount the mental aspect of underhand slow-pitch softball played by nerds, I submit the following two events:
- I hit a slow roller to the pitcher, who needs only to make a routine throw to first base to record the out. However, my blazing speed and fleet feet cause him to rush his throw, allowing me to reach first base with ease.
- It may be underhand slow pitch softball, but when a cunning pitcher such as myself can hold the opposition to 5 runs in 4 innings while recording a strikeout - in slow pitch softball - was it not my mental edge that allowed me to prevail?
And so it went for the A's, who didn't play badly but still dropped their season-high fifth game in a row, losing 3-2 to the defending champion White Sox on Wednesday night. Dan Haren pitched well, manager Ken Macha thought the team swung the bat OK, but the hits either didn't come at the right time or weren't hits at all, erased by Chicago's excellent defense.
"That sums up the last two months of the season," Kotsay said. "The first three weeks, we weren't getting any breaks and now it's like we're back in that rut again. The ball is not bouncing our way."
Last year, I never really feared the White Sox as they always seemed to be a good team with the record of a great team. This year, the White Sox scare me because they look like a great team with the record of a great team. Blech.
Tonight, the A's turn to Brad Halsey to stop their slide. A four game set against the Rangers, even in May, is significant when we look up in the standings and see Teixiera and company staring down at us. Texas sends their big money ace to the mound, Kevin Millwood. salb918's psychic baseball prediction for the day: a routine fly out to right field turns into an opposite field home run.
The Phillies are interested in a durable young lefty with a declining K-rate and spotty control who will soon to become too expensive for his current team. That's right, the Phillies are after Dontrelle Willis. Who did you think I was going to say?
The metaphor here is the clash between special talent (the mutants) and conformity (everybody else). But it's one thing for people to react with hostility toward someone who writes an incendiary novel. It's quite another for people to react in this way toward someone who can set their heads on fire. The first reaction is intolerance. The second is simply the genuine recognition of a threat and the beginning of self-preservation. The vision at the heart of "X-Men" -- of a golden Utopia in which humans live side by side with mutants -- is absurd. It requires that mutants never get mad, ever, and that humans never even have to worry that they might. But hasn't anybody ever heard of road rage?
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It had nothing to do with you
I don't think that's what happened
I'm sure theres a small sample size involved
YESSS!
"No. It's Oakland."
or shower him with corn chips
Guillen thinks Loaiza's going to Loooze it
So this is bad because...?
Does anyone know
-Catfish Hunter
by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Space-time continuum,
well, if Guillen thinks he'll stay in Vegas ...
I SO thought that was a link!
If there's a national secret
"No. It's Oakland."
she tried the changeup again, huh?
Cheney to Scooter:
Why would our VP
*magical* Venezuelan elf-candy, if you please
I liked the "short-hops" section
Anybody think we can trick Jim Bowden into confusing his 1B Johnson for our 1B Johnson?
I think "trick" is too strong of a word
-Catfish Hunter
by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe if we get him drunk
Bowden: Aggaahhh, aggaaaaahhhhh <drools>
Nick Johnson: I'm in a slump because I'm trying to hit home runs.
Dan Swisher: So am I.
Macha: I'm an extremely patient gentleman, but don't go trying to hit home runs, dumbass.
Bowden: <snore>
Bay Area Baseball Fans: <snore>
I liked THIS part of that section:
Everyone was healed overnight! YAY!!!
They would've arrived in Texas sooner...
What a crappy hiding place!
And if you thought AN trade ideas were silly
that would make the Lilly-Kielty deal
or if we threw in Kielty, that would make it into Zito-nothing
by rubin sierra on May 25, 2006 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Help!
I totally remember stuff about that.
"No. It's Oakland."
Mark Kotsay?
Whoo! T-Long was clutch last night.
It was a terrible deal
And who cares about his HRs? I want my catcher to be able to call a stellar game, dammit!
And I still can't believe they didn't put a clause in his contract to require him to keep the SexyHair.
"No. It's Oakland."
He did for ten minutes.
It was really a corpse we were watching play for those years.
Which explains his routes in the outfield.
"No. It's Oakland."
I've been looking
I could have sworn I remembered reading it in the A's notes, but I don't see it in the archive. Win 82 came on Sept. 11 against Cleveland, though, if that helps.
From McCovey Chronicles:
Click the motivational poster to see dozens more - they're having a competition!
Oh my!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
*giggle*
by gigglingone on May 25, 2006 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
OT - Dancing Policy?
This was in the "student bulletin" that's emailed from my son's school:
Students will also be suspended from school the following school day under Ed Code 48900.2, sexual harassment. Furthermore, if more than 5% of the students at the dance are asked to leave, the next dance will be canceled. The administration will also consider revoking a senior's privilege to participate in senior activities and graduation ceremonies.
Is it called "freak dancing" because seems to freak so many people out?
Jebus. If I don't give a rat's ass about how kids dance as long as they aren't killing each other at the prom, I guess I shouldn't have a teenager.
there are mf'in freaks at the mf'in prom!
It sounds like something
LOL
Someone teach me to "freak dance"!
I think you might have to ask
just go nuts
by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, that's too funny...
I guess I should have said
"Just go nuts"?
For real, though--what does that mean, "just go nuts"? I am definitely out of touch! And why would "just go(ing) nuts" be bad enough to kick kids out of the prom? Does it involve disrobing or something? Shooting? Drugs? Drinking? I seriously want to know now.
Can you tell I don't want to work today?
T o' As...
Warning: It's about... S-E-X. Ssssshhh.
LOL
Yes, it makes you a freak.
<psssssst, TotA: if they ask, TELL>
Aaaahhhhhh!
Who is coming to AN Day? Maybe we can have a "freak dance" party. (Freak takes on a whole new meaning in this case...)
the sliderules will really get in the way, though
there's mf'in sliderules in the mf'in freakdancing
that's the root of all troubles
Anyone keeping a log of all this?
is it true what they say ...
hey
by orANgecountyAsfan on May 25, 2006 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
-Catfish Hunter
by kaweahkaweah on May 25, 2006 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
So...
That policy is a damn shame. These kids need an education that'll be applicable in the future -- learning how to properly freak dance in high school saves them the potentially humiliating problems of learning it later in life.
I know my prom freak dancing education came in a hell of a lot more useful so far in life than, say, trig.
"No. It's Oakland."
And if you're like
Prom Night at the School of Hard Knocks
If you had cable, you could have it On Demand
you're in a lot of trouble, young lady
Why does Macha hate Swisher?
Yesterday: "Macha was direct on why he thinks Swisher entered the game in a 7-for-42 slump: 'He's trying to hit home runs.'
Friday 5/19: "When asked if certain hitters might alter their approaches if they got an unexpected start batting third, Macha replied with a smile, 'Probably Swisher; he'd be trying to hit the ball out to Pleasanton.'"
I find it verrrrrrrrry interesting ...
Maybe Macha's the one who is confused
It could be that DJ is the sensitive type.
Being disciplined for not running hard is different, though. I can see Macha "talking" to anyone about that. But it's clear to me that certain players' woes are handled delicately, while guys like Swish and Blanton (who have reputations of being thick-skinned) experience the opposite.
but what adds insult to injury
by rubin sierra on May 25, 2006 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe.
Alfonzo close to signing
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5639020
Well, "verge of," anyway.
Silly me (OT)
You mean he ISN'T
For shame, Sal. For shame.
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.
Reminds me of my own softball exploits
I will not say if we were nerds
I was Jason Kendall at bat without the DPs, a light-hitting leadoff hitter, and Derek Jeter in the field, a poor fielding defender who somehow built a reputation of excellence on the basis of hustle, some lucky spectacular plays and well-chosen commercial endoresments.
We were IFR
My "exploits" at the plate included 5 strikeouts in 7 games, although to be fair 3 of those came on called strikes that I think were really balls.
That's the problem
<guffaws>
Excellent!
Yes, but they do
<slaps knees>
On the plus side
The chair was flying on instruments?
I can't resist commenting on the X-men
And the whole "hunting the mutants" storyline was NOT AT ALL, as Mick thinks, about "special talent (the mutants) and conformity (everybody else)". Completely to the contrary, it's a long riff on the Civil Rights Movement combined with the Jewish Holocaust, where a group is tortured and hunted down for their (supposed) essence. The X-men represent conformity and assimilation as a reaction to the prejudice; Magento represents armed resistance. Their struggle is over whether their movement will look like the non-violent Civil Rights Movement or the more militant Black Panthers and (early) Malcolm X. I hope the movie does the storyline some justice (but why should it? it wouldn't add to the bottom line).
Just saying.
parenthetic
Magento?
in the wikipedia entry on gender
Jennifer
It was driving
I hate you. :)
<sob>
I hate you more. :D
I hate you both
Although I guess I should thank you, Sharon, because if you hadn't found it, I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep tonight.
Thanks for helping. <hugs>
Now I can get some work done. Okay, who am I kidding?
The Fanfest interview with Kotsay,
Now I hate you.
"No. It's Oakland."
Why are you searching for it...
lol
Upcoming player appearances
Nick Swisher Appearance ==
Come meet A's switch hitter Nick Swisher after the game on May 31 at Masse's, 2721 North Main Street in Walnut Creek. Nick will sign autographs and hang out with A's fans. Come enjoy Nick and Masse's and you could win tickets to a 2006 A's game!
Joe Blanton Appearance ==
On Saturday, June 3rd, after the A's host the Minnesota Twins at 1:05 p.m., A's fans can meet A's pitcher Joe Blanton at The Stadium Pub in Walnut Creek. Joe will sign autographs and take photos with fans one hour following the game at The Stadium Pub, located at 1420 Lincoln Avenue in Walnut Creek. Don't miss this exciting opportunity with the A's!
bring 'em vodka bottles to autograph!
Much better than
the Art Thoms
Walnut Creek?!?!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
They need to in Santa Cruz.
"No. It's Oakland."
Weird
A look at MLB team injuries
Note:
by peanut gallery on May 25, 2006 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Royals lost 13-8
I hope the Royals can beat the Yankees. I don't want them coming to Oakland on another long losing streak. There has already been to much deja vu this season for my taste.
OT
Mine got downsized!
i got fired from the only job i've had!
by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That's odd.
not if they don't buy anything
by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What were you selling?
i waitressed
by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What they wanted...
What about
what they got wasn't either
by californiagirl on May 25, 2006 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I'd trust...
Matthew LeCroy is channeling
Minaya gets his lefty
That Minaya sure aims high.
That's basically how I reacted.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48895
I have not seen...
by nfadil4 on May 25, 2006 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Here...
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 25, 2006 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome :-)
idk
Finals are coming, so I need to waste time.
Oh, THAT Moneybutt!
I just finished school for summer...last 1 and 1/2 days were pointless, but JEEZ...talk about working until the last minute! I turned in a project worth 125 pts on Monday, took a test for 25% of my biology grade and turned a project also worth 25% of that grade on Tuesday! It was ridiculous. I hate finals. Good luck with yours.


























