Swisher called me Sweetie
So it's been well over a month since I've been on and I really don't have anything too important to say...I went to see the boys at KC last month and it was awesome. Loiza was blowing a game for us (Gee, there's a surprise) and we were down 6-1 in the 2nd and obviously God is an A's fan b/c he rained it out and it didn't count as a game. Thank God!!! But earlier that day.....my life changed.
I was wearing my fashionable "Nick Swisher Rocks" shirt that I hand crafted the night before. I was far out on the left field side watching the pitchers. My mother drooling over Huston Street, and I just happen to look to my right. I see a shaggy hair fellow in a t-shirt and shorts walk out of the dugout. I realized that it was Nick...this was my moment. I took off like a shot knocking down small children and old ladies. No one would stand in my way.
I make it to Swish. There he stood before me. A lady is asking him to go out to get drinks after the game. She's old...bad teeth, black stringy hair and w/2 young boys. I think to myself, "Oh no you didn't bitch" and she thanks Swish for everything he's done for the boys. I'm confused, hyperventilating, shaking and trying to not scream.
He signed my ballcard and then I asked him to sign my shirt too. So now he's touching my arm and signing my shirt. I tell him thank you and he looks me right in the eye and said,"You're welcome, Sweetie" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I walk away totally elated...shaking....freaking out.....and this huge guy with long black hair stops me. He's like a 350 lbs wall of flesh and says to me "So you like Nick Swisher huh?" and I look to my side and I see that lady standing next to him. I panic thinking I'm about to be hurt or something. Come to find out those ppl were Nick Swisher's cousins that live in St Louis. So I'm already in w/the in-laws!!! HE HE HE HE
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You sure you didn't mishear?
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
by Ozzz on May 21, 2006 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<faints>
by californiagirl on May 21, 2006 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You probably stood better w/the in-laws
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 21, 2006 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is an excellent diary
by Reg on May 21, 2006 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. He does that.
by rookieoftheyear on May 21, 2006 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like an Appalachia thing.
by jeepers on May 21, 2006 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's below the Mason-Dixon line,
by Nimvee on May 21, 2006 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless it seceded from the confederates
by Jjjsixsix on May 21, 2006 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Southern!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
West Virginia was created
Virginia- confederate
West V. - union
by robber23 on May 22, 2006 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
by OaktownTribesman on May 22, 2006 4:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thats it...
by gdub171 on May 22, 2006 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwwwwwww!
if Rich Harden had said something similar to me, i would have had a totally stupid response!
by missyoyoyolanda on May 21, 2006 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was standing beside you.
by iowafan33 on May 21, 2006 10:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to AN!
by rungood on May 22, 2006 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was standing beside you.
by iowafan33 on May 21, 2006 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well hey, it's a small world
by athleticsgirl24 on May 22, 2006 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I could tell
by iowafan33 on May 22, 2006 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would make..
by str8tarrow on May 22, 2006 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are such a dork!!!!!
by athleticsgirl24 on May 22, 2006 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 12:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya, what happened?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw Swish last year...
Now he's not with her and hitting a lot of long balls.
Should I feel good, or bad? Need advice quickly!!!
signed- feelinginthemiddle
by attijah on May 22, 2006 4:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not stalking you...
Was the shirt almost lime green with yellow/light letters?
Did you have on a hat or visor?
Were you at any of the games last year?
by Jennifer on May 22, 2006 7:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea I was so damn popular in KC
by athleticsgirl24 on May 22, 2006 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito called me honey once
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 8:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito just glared at me. :-(
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on May 22, 2006 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I was wearing a tube top
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed for like 10 minutes...
by baseballgirl on May 22, 2006 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bought a tube top.
by jeepers on May 22, 2006 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure it does
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<sniff, sniff>
by jeepers on May 22, 2006 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I can't wear mine anymore
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you...
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats disgusting
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i give up
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once a quitter, always quitter.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<throws breakable objects>
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no you didn't!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm a girl <sobs hysterically>
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you throw like a girl! Ohhh!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you Ken Macha?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Jay.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOR THE FINAL DAMN TIME
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay Jay...
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats my name
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
will someone tell this jerk
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
If you were a girl you wouldn't be Jay Witasick? Good to know. Manly man! Macho! I love it.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god why did you make me make that typo?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be the pain medication, Jay.
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must be on some kind of medication
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what gender are you? answer that one you sicko
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a girl!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm calling my lawyer
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few loopholes
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't graduate from college
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay...
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't belive this is happening to me
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow!
by OaklandNative on Sep 30, 2006 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's OK, sweetie.
by jeepers on May 22, 2006 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why did he do that?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Duchscherer glares at me
by Nimvee on May 22, 2006 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats wrong with you?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't wear tube tops enough,
by Nimvee on May 22, 2006 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, well thats not always a bad thing
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe...
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you talking to me?
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope.
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because you're a classy girl
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right on
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
men like class - goes with money
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, men do like class.
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are very lucky that way.
by Nimvee on May 22, 2006 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are much worse things you could have
by Christine on May 22, 2006 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
it was such a mood killer, oh well what are you gonna do...
by rocketgirl on May 22, 2006 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Swisher called me Mam once too.
But it was on the phone, so I let it slide a little. How was he to know who I was???
by Swisherfor05ROY on May 22, 2006 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kotsay winked at me and my friend at Fan Fest!!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 22, 2006 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huston and I made eye contact.
My sister rolls her eyes every time I mention that story.
by AsGirl on May 22, 2006 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rich Harden and i
LOL
Lets go GVSU!
by Alisa on May 22, 2006 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lies. All lies!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rich Harden waved to me
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are perverted
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take it
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah harden...
Lets go GVSU!
by Alisa on May 22, 2006 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at fanfest
.....melts*....
by TrizzleNizzle510 on May 22, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have fainted
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know...
by TrizzleNizzle510 on May 22, 2006 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what exactly is really cool hair anyway?
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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