Swisher called me Sweetie
So it's been well over a month since I've been on and I really don't have anything too important to say...I went to see the boys at KC last month and it was awesome. Loiza was blowing a game for us (Gee, there's a surprise) and we were down 6-1 in the 2nd and obviously God is an A's fan b/c he rained it out and it didn't count as a game. Thank God!!! But earlier that day.....my life changed.
I was wearing my fashionable "Nick Swisher Rocks" shirt that I hand crafted the night before. I was far out on the left field side watching the pitchers. My mother drooling over Huston Street, and I just happen to look to my right. I see a shaggy hair fellow in a t-shirt and shorts walk out of the dugout. I realized that it was Nick...this was my moment. I took off like a shot knocking down small children and old ladies. No one would stand in my way.
I make it to Swish. There he stood before me. A lady is asking him to go out to get drinks after the game. She's old...bad teeth, black stringy hair and w/2 young boys. I think to myself, "Oh no you didn't bitch" and she thanks Swish for everything he's done for the boys. I'm confused, hyperventilating, shaking and trying to not scream.
He signed my ballcard and then I asked him to sign my shirt too. So now he's touching my arm and signing my shirt. I tell him thank you and he looks me right in the eye and said,"You're welcome, Sweetie" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I walk away totally elated...shaking....freaking out.....and this huge guy with long black hair stops me. He's like a 350 lbs wall of flesh and says to me "So you like Nick Swisher huh?" and I look to my side and I see that lady standing next to him. I panic thinking I'm about to be hurt or something. Come to find out those ppl were Nick Swisher's cousins that live in St Louis. So I'm already in w/the in-laws!!! HE HE HE HE
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You sure you didn't mishear?
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
by Ozzz on May 21, 2006 9:03 PM PDT 0 recs
You probably stood better w/the in-laws
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 21, 2006 9:15 PM PDT 0 recs
This is an excellent diary
by Reg on May 21, 2006 9:30 PM PDT 0 recs
Yeah. He does that.
by rookieoftheyear on May 21, 2006 9:32 PM PDT 0 recs
More like an Appalachia thing.
by jeepers on
May 21, 2006 9:43 PM PDT
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If it's below the Mason-Dixon line,
by Nimvee on
May 21, 2006 9:52 PM PDT
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unless it seceded from the confederates
by Jjjsixsix on
May 21, 2006 10:14 PM PDT
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It's Southern!
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 12:18 AM PDT
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West Virginia was created
Virginia- confederate
West V. - union
by robber23 on
May 22, 2006 10:10 AM PDT
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Yeah
by OaktownTribesman on
May 22, 2006 4:32 AM PDT
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Oh, thats it...
by gdub171 on
May 22, 2006 2:36 PM PDT
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awwwwwwww!
if Rich Harden had said something similar to me, i would have had a totally stupid response!
by missyoyoyolanda on May 21, 2006 9:58 PM PDT 0 recs
I was standing beside you.
by iowafan33 on May 21, 2006 10:48 PM PDT 0 recs
Welcome to AN!
by rungood on
May 22, 2006 1:56 AM PDT
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I was standing beside you.
by iowafan33 on May 21, 2006 10:59 PM PDT 0 recs
Well hey, it's a small world
by athleticsgirl24 on
May 22, 2006 12:09 AM PDT
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yeah, I could tell
by iowafan33 on
May 22, 2006 12:21 AM PDT
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That would make..
by str8tarrow on
May 22, 2006 9:00 AM PDT
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You are such a dork!!!!!
by athleticsgirl24 on
May 22, 2006 6:49 PM PDT
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Well...
by rookieoftheyear on May 22, 2006 12:17 AM PDT 0 recs
Ya, what happened?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 8:07 AM PDT
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I saw Swish last year...
Now he's not with her and hitting a lot of long balls.
Should I feel good, or bad? Need advice quickly!!!
signed- feelinginthemiddle
by attijah on May 22, 2006 4:07 AM PDT 0 recs
I'm not stalking you...
Was the shirt almost lime green with yellow/light letters?
Did you have on a hat or visor?
Were you at any of the games last year?
by Jennifer on May 22, 2006 7:49 AM PDT 0 recs
I had no idea I was so damn popular in KC
by athleticsgirl24 on
May 22, 2006 6:52 PM PDT
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Barry Zito called me honey once
by californiagirl on May 22, 2006 8:08 AM PDT 0 recs
Zito just glared at me. :-(
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on
May 22, 2006 11:18 AM PDT
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well I was wearing a tube top
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 11:20 AM PDT
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I laughed for like 10 minutes...
by baseballgirl on
May 22, 2006 1:34 PM PDT
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I bought a tube top.
by jeepers on
May 22, 2006 1:42 PM PDT
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<sniff, sniff>
by jeepers on
May 22, 2006 1:56 PM PDT
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well I can't wear mine anymore
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:00 PM PDT
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Are you...
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 2:32 PM PDT
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thats disgusting
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:35 PM PDT
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Oh my god.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 2:38 PM PDT
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Once a quitter, always quitter.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 2:42 PM PDT
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<throws breakable objects>
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:43 PM PDT
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Oh no you didn't!
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 2:45 PM PDT
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i'm a girl <sobs hysterically>
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:47 PM PDT
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Well, you throw like a girl! Ohhh!
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:19 PM PDT
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are you Ken Macha?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:20 PM PDT
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Come on, Jay.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:23 PM PDT
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FOR THE FINAL DAMN TIME
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:25 PM PDT
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Okay Jay...
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:26 PM PDT
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thats my name
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:28 PM PDT
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Sure.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:29 PM PDT
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will someone tell this jerk
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:31 PM PDT
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Uh...
If you were a girl you wouldn't be Jay Witasick? Good to know. Manly man! Macho! I love it.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:34 PM PDT
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god why did you make me make that typo?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:35 PM PDT
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Must be the pain medication, Jay.
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:36 PM PDT
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you must be on some kind of medication
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:38 PM PDT
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Well
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:39 PM PDT
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what gender are you? answer that one you sicko
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:40 PM PDT
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I'm a girl!
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:42 PM PDT
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i'm calling my lawyer
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:43 PM PDT
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A few loopholes
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:48 PM PDT
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i can't graduate from college
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:49 PM PDT
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Jay...
by rookieoftheyear on
May 22, 2006 3:50 PM PDT
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i can't belive this is happening to me
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 3:53 PM PDT
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Oh wow!
by OaklandNative on
Sep 30, 2006 3:50 AM PDT
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That's OK, sweetie.
by jeepers on
May 22, 2006 1:26 PM PDT
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why did he do that?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 1:57 PM PDT
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whats wrong with you?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 1:59 PM PDT
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oh, well thats not always a bad thing
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:08 PM PDT
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maybe...
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:15 PM PDT
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are you talking to me?
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:16 PM PDT
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nope.
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:20 PM PDT
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because you're a classy girl
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:23 PM PDT
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men like class - goes with money
by californiagirl on
May 22, 2006 2:24 PM PDT
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well, men do like class.
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:28 PM PDT
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HA!
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:30 PM PDT
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You are very lucky that way.
by Nimvee on
May 22, 2006 2:33 PM PDT
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there are much worse things you could have
by Christine on
May 22, 2006 2:37 PM PDT
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Wow...
it was such a mood killer, oh well what are you gonna do...
by rocketgirl on May 22, 2006 9:37 AM PDT 0 recs
Swisher called me Mam once too.
But it was on the phone, so I let it slide a little. How was he to know who I was???
by Swisherfor05ROY on
May 22, 2006 3:21 PM PDT
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Kotsay winked at me and my friend at Fan Fest!!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on May 22, 2006 11:35 AM PDT 0 recs
Huston and I made eye contact.
My sister rolls her eyes every time I mention that story.
by AsGirl on May 22, 2006 12:24 PM PDT 0 recs
Rich Harden and i
LOL
Lets go GVSU!
by Alisa on May 22, 2006 1:41 PM PDT 0 recs

