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Link Dump 3/8: Bonds, South Africa and Kendall's wife

I'm at my parents' house in Alabama this week. I'm bored. I'll try one of these Daily Link Dump Diaries. What the heck. Oh yes...and Happy Birthday, Sharon!

Star-divide

Yesterday, the lost to the White Sox in spring training action. Personally, spring training games do nothing for me unless I'm actually there. Kind of like minor league games.

As we have since his passing, the A's remembered Kirby Puckett.

Also in that AP notes article, Justin Duchscherer was hit on his throwing shoulder by a line drive from Charles Thomas while pitching a simulated game, but he appears to be a-OK.

Keith Ginter is more relaxed this year. He could also be heading to Miami to take Pokey Reese's spot in the infield.

Other than that, it's been pretty quiet in camp.

Obviously the big story non-A's related is the excerpt printed in this week's Sports Illustrated of the book Game of Shadows, which details Barry Bonds' steroid use.

Ray Ratto says this revelation will change nothing. Mark Purdy says it's time for Bonds to go. And although secret ASian man had an interesting argument with some Bonds apologists, Tim Kawakami says those in Bonds' corner are getting quieter.

Here's a piece on South Africa's WBC team, led by longtime A's scout and new Vancouver Canadians manager Rick Magnante. Guess it isn't surprising they won't be doing that smallball thing.

The United States beat Mexico 2-0. Watching that game, it was cool to see Team USA taking this as seriously as the Latin American fans, even if American fans might not as much.

What if you woke up one day, stepped outside to get the newspaper, and saw Jason Kendall's wife? What would you do?

Come to think of it, what would I do? And how did I do with this Link Dump? <smiles, gives puppy dog eyes>

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What would I do if I saw Kendall's wife?
Stare.  She's pretty hot.
"Put a Milo on him." -Billy Beane

by kaweahkaweah on Mar 8, 2006 7:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

and hope
she has to lean waaaaaay over to pick up the morning paper

by ArakSOT on Mar 8, 2006 8:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would ask her
if Kendall sleeps with his gear on.  I bet he does.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

if I saw Kendall's wife...
...I'd feed her.  I'd feed her a lot.  Then run off with her husband.
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

call David Hasselhoff for help
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 8:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hasslehoff you say?
I'm still waiting for this to show up on TRL...

by booya on Mar 8, 2006 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha
in the related video section to that hasslehoff video, they have one called 7 pound dildo.  how would u like a video of u related to a video called 7 lb. dildo?
Nick's an outstanding defensive first baseman...He's going to want to talk and he'll drive people nuts. They won't want to get to first base if he's there-Beane

by F171615 on Mar 8, 2006 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

she does look like she needs a biscuit or two...
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." ~Rogers Hornsby

by AinOz on Mar 8, 2006 9:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She sits in the box behind us at the Coliseum:
I see her alot!!!

She is a sweetheart. Really.

While taint is everywhere and baseball is certainly no different, it's important that it be treated with open attention-Devo

by saint on Mar 8, 2006 9:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A team with
Matt Stairs, Justin Morneau, and Jason Bay hitting in the middle of the lineup should not play small ball.  Also, Stubby Clapp is my new favorite baseball name.  Just call me Stubby from now on.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 7:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Guess you can't with...
...Willem Kemp, Nicholas Dempsey and Jonathan Phillips, either.

Change your user name to stubby918?

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Mar 8, 2006 7:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How about Stumpy?
It's a beautiful day for baseball.

by As Man on Mar 8, 2006 11:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Birthday
Somebody wants to give you a birthday greeting:

Look!  He's waving!

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 7:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody else wants to say happy birthday

Scientists find furry lobsters.

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have the Pompadour Thermador, thanks.
New tourism campaign for South Dakota.

by Ozzz on Mar 8, 2006 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wow Oz...wow
that was pretty funny.  And a little sad.
Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay.

by carp on Mar 8, 2006 8:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Very very sad.
But hey, you vote a monkey into power, you get a lot of bananas.

by Ozzz on Mar 9, 2006 12:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, heck...
...if I had known that, I would've led off with it. ;)

Happy Birthday, Sharon!

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Mar 8, 2006 7:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

(you can EDIT, you know...)
sheesh!

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sharon!  :-D  )

I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 8:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<blushes>
Oh, yeah...
"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Mar 8, 2006 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Awwww...
Thank you!

I'm going to have a party. You all are invited, but you have to be naked. We're playing Butt Clix. And hopefully, someone will bring mini-Hatte.

"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

British television rawks!
Did anyone see the live-action re-enactment of The Simpson's intro?

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2706209

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 8:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Got this by email
yesterday.  As good as the live version of Mike Tyson's punch out.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great Link Dump FHS!
Happy Birthday Sharon! You're like the 6th sister I never had, in the fact that I've never seen you and you're way less annoying then my 5 real sisters.
"Keep the juices going by jangling around gently as you move." - Satchel Paige

by McFood on Mar 8, 2006 8:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

"Way less annoying
than my other 5 sisters."

Your other five sisters must be really annoying.

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you need
to see Snowzilla, cranky-butt.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She does not have a "cranky-butt".
Swisher thinks she has a very nice outfield.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, McFood.
ugh...why try.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did anybody watch
Sons & Daughters last night?  It was like throwing a wrench in a closet.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I missed it.
What time was it on?

How was it?

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 8:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not quite up to
AD standards, but a worthy successor.  Highlights:
  • One of the kids looks like the long-lost lovechild of Jon Lovitz
  • Carrie, the 13-year-old girl, is an absolute riot.
  • There aren't many quotables, since the show has a lot of improvisation.  But that's a good thing.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I watched the first episode.
Then fell asleep. Not because of the show...I was very tired.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The birthday party
with <ample>, pOrN!, Band Camp, and Dad playing naked twister probably wore you out pretty good, huh?
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not "pOrN!".
It's "PORN!". You know...it has to be as loud and obnoxious as possible.

And yes.

"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot it was on. :(
I heard the wrench joke on one of the commercials. I wanted to see it. I went to bed really early last night... or I'm guessing I went to bed. I don't really remember anything past 6:00.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 8:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez.
Am I the only one on AN dedicated to sitting on my ass and watching television?
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 8:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No.
During the offseason I became addicted to television. Television on DVD is evil.

Yesterday was a horrible day. <throws horse pill> I am shocked I made it to six. Today isn't looking any better. I hit TWO squirrels and sideswiped a bird on the way to work. I hope I don't injure anyone at Sharon's party tonight.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 8:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No injuries tonight.
Mini-Hatte will be safe. I have plenty of whipped cream.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap...
Is Missouri known for kamikaze wildlife? :(
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 8:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You'd think.
I hit the second squirrel trying to miss the bird. :(

<sob>

Cat
Deer
Squirrel
Squirrel

All the animals I've accidentally killed.

<sob>

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 8:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Deer Slayer
When I was at University I had a car called the Deer Slayer.  It had two kills before I got it and I added one more.  I could probably track it down for you.
Barry and the "Intangibles"

by Duke of left field on Mar 8, 2006 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<sob>
I didn't hit the cat with my car.

<sob>

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So, just out of curiosity..
...

never mind.

I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It was a kitten...
and I sat on it.

Don't laugh.

<sob>

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Christopher!
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your sig...
I'm trying to think of what could be more scary than Miguel Batista writing poetry. Miguel Batista dancing in a ballet, maybe.
"Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things." -Robert Frost

by whiteshoes40 on Mar 8, 2006 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's apparently written a murder-mystery ...
... set in Phoenix, that, as they say, exposes the seedy underbelly of the sleepy town ...

And I'm too lazy to find a link right now. I got the quote from BP's recent quotes of the week.

No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Robin!
ooh, look out!!
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sopranos
Season ... 4? Christopher, stoned out of his gourd, comes home, plops down on the couch -- and inadvertently smothers Adriana's little dog.
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. I don't watch The Sopranos...
It was very similar, though. I went outside on our deck, noticed a cushion from one of the chairs sitting on the deck, plopped down, and splat. It looked just like that. The kitten was even white. <sob>

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I saved a litter of puppies today...
<pre-heats oven to 350>
"Keep the juices going by jangling around gently as you move." - Satchel Paige

by McFood on Mar 8, 2006 10:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<dies laughing>
<comes back as puppy>
<ponders cruel injustice of the world>
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

350 is too hot
Anyway, kaweahkaweah told me they're better poached.
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 10:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

poached?
The best way is definitely "Puppies Benedict". You gotta eat em before they turn bad.
Gets ahead of hitters early and then doesn't fuck around with the corners, just Shull-shocks them by burning right through their wheelhouse-Oz on Jimmy Shull.

by ohad on Mar 8, 2006 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or develop Austrian accents
and run for Governor.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, there's nothing scarier...
...than Puppies Gone Bad...

I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh, look!
A... um... ex-squirrel!

by ArakSOT on Mar 8, 2006 8:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Squirrels
A couple of weeks ago I hit a squirrel with a PLANE.

I felt awful, but what could I do?  I'd just landed, I'm going 60MPH, steering with my feet, on 3 wheels...

I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 10:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Was it in...
..plane sight?

by Ozzz on Mar 8, 2006 2:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, McFood.
I think.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.
<throws anything in sight>
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL
I'd {eat anything in sight}, but the furry lobster looks kinda scary...
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 8:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It scared you, too?
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 8:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Scrubs was on:
While taint is everywhere and baseball is certainly no different, it's important that it be treated with open attention-Devo

by saint on Mar 8, 2006 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...lookie here...
I really can tpye and chew gum at the same time.
"Put a Milo on him." -Billy Beane

by kaweahkaweah on Mar 8, 2006 11:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure?
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

alright
i'm really exited. I just saw Lost episode 15, and now i HAVE to talk about it. In the past threads, i've just skippped everything Lost related because i've been about a week behind.

but now..... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who is "he"? "He", i think, is the same guy that Desomnd asked about when Locke came in to the bunker. "Are you him?"

Him might be Degroot, but i also read somewhere of the idea of Henry Gale being him being Degroot.

ARRGH MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLODE, AND IT'S NOT BACK FOR ANOTHER TWO FRIKKIN WEEEKS!!!!!!!!

Gets ahead of hitters early and then doesn't fuck around with the corners, just Shull-shocks them by burning right through their wheelhouse-Oz on Jimmy Shull.

by ohad on Mar 8, 2006 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

"He"
My guess is Alvar Hanso.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yep...
I don't notice much, but I noticed that... go, me!  ;)
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes
i did read a little bit of Dharma secrets as well. In fact, the second you saw planes in the room, the first thing that came to mind was oceanic airlines. That just was obvious.

What it means...?

It could support the Hanso theory, if Hanso owns Oceanic and set this up somehow.

Gets ahead of hitters early and then doesn't fuck around with the corners, just Shull-shocks them by burning right through their wheelhouse-Oz on Jimmy Shull.

by ohad on Mar 8, 2006 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope
Of course not. <slaps forehead>

by ArakSOT on Mar 8, 2006 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy birthday, Sharon!!!
:)
"Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up." -Sharon Olds

by AsGirl on Mar 8, 2006 11:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

WBC
I must say, I was a bit blase about the WBC, but started getting interested when the games started in Japan. I think this will be a fun tournament to follow as long as no one gets injured.

by peanut gallery on Mar 8, 2006 11:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

happy birthday Sharon.
Gets ahead of hitters early and then doesn't fuck around with the corners, just Shull-shocks them by burning right through their wheelhouse-Oz on Jimmy Shull.

by ohad on Mar 8, 2006 11:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Feliz Cumpleanos, Mi Amiga!!!
Perhaps my birthday wish for you on this day is that you will actually ATTEND AN Day this year ;-)

by Tyler Bleszinski on Mar 8, 2006 11:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

shouldn'ta let the charity momentum die down...
We could have added a "Bring a NRAF to AN Day" drive...

btw, my husband was looking at our credit card statement where PayPal transactions show up, and he goes, "WHAT the hell did you buy from ERIC CHAVEZ?!"

I said, "WHAT the hell are you talking about?! What would Eric Chavez have been selling me?"

So he shows me the statement... which says "Erika Chavez" on it...  He thought it was something from "Erik A. Chavez"...  LOL

I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We should've purchased...
Sharon a plane ticket for her birthday instead of sending her a chocolate-covered Mark Kotsay.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 11:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

uh, yeah, about that choco-Kotsay...
I'm sorry... I got "sidetracked" on my way to the post office with him...
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 11:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<bangs head on desk>
Now we'll have to send her a chocolate-covered Rincon! Way to go!

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there that much chocolate in the world?
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wha?!?!
Is he naked underneath that chocolate?! Because if he is...<barf> what if it melts before he gets here?!

What's wrong with chocolate-covered Crosby? Why can't I have him?

<sob>

"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

chocolate-covered Crosby
Someone bit his ears off.
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he said his butt hurts...
(okay, we're entering Nonsequiturville if you haven't seen that joke...)
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"The Chocolate Jennifers"
Now that's a band name.
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No Chocolate Jennifers
until you finish your chicken Jennifer.
T could mean anything. G could mean anything. And pee could probably mean anything - Barry Bonds

by andeux on Mar 8, 2006 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the the dumbass that tried to eat him?
He's covered in chocolate. He's not solid chocolate!

You're supposed to LICK him.

"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol
How many lick does it take to get to the center of a ChoCoBoCro?

One... Two... Three... <crunch> OW!

Three.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 12:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You broke his rib!
Maybe you should bubble wrap him too.
"Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things." -Robert Frost

by whiteshoes40 on Mar 8, 2006 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
That third lick was pretty powerful.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 12:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So all this time...
...we've been lied to.
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's sensitive about it.
The A's had to start the <AMPLE> rumors so Bobby would stop crying and come out from under his bed.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If ChoCoBoCro married ...
... a certain legendary, goat-sucking Mexican beast, would the couple be known as ChuCaChoCoBoCro?
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 12:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and their hockey-playing offspring...
CheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If CheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
married Han's sidekick, would they be know as ChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro?

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and their offspring, who will marry Joanie...
ChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 12:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and whose offspring marries the scion of ...
... a member of the Iraqi government-in-exile of the '90s: PachachiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and their offspring will marry
a descendant of a certain governor...

PatakiPachachiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

who will marry Julia Sweeney's fictional character
It'sPatakiPachachiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They'll serve frozen treats at the reception...
It's-ItPatakiPachachiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

catered by the Addams Family
CousinItt's-ItPatakiPachachiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 1:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

With Pokemon and Monkeyball invited
CousinItt's-ItPatakiPachachiPikachuMonchichiChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro

by Rickeyfan on Mar 8, 2006 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and a Senior Golfer
CousinItt's-ItPatakiPachachiPikachuMonChichiRodriguezChachiChewCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 9, 2006 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

jebus, all these weddings...
{sends a set of utensils as a gift}
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wow ...
... look what happens when I leave for the weekend ...
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

To Poppy, monkeyball, et al,
Absolutely the BEST LAUGH I've had all day! I love these things (whatever they're called)...
Butter Brickle

by Ice Cream on Mar 8, 2006 10:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure there's...
...an official psychiatric term for whatever they're called...
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 9, 2006 7:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my boss calls it ...
... "You're fired!"
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 9, 2006 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

who marries the spawn of a certain utility player
BocachicaCheeChooChuCaChoCoBoCro
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Choco-Crosby
Bobby is still quarantined. If he's not 100% by Friday, Anna Benson will shoot him.

by Jennifer on Mar 8, 2006 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ChoBoCro?
And if we replace the real Bobby under the chocolate with a mechanical Cropsby, he'd be RoboChoBoCro.
No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Pie covered in Chocolate:
"Any shots that I'll be callin' will be to the bartender!" -- Band Camp

by Sharon on Mar 8, 2006 12:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we're busy disguising him...
...so BCG won't be able to tell who's under the chocolate...
I've seen the error of my ways... MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Mar 8, 2006 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Too Late!
<licks lips>
"Same as he always throws -- hard and nasty," Melhuse on Rich Harden - 2/27/06

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Mar 8, 2006 12:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Grant Speaks
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/

As always, Grant has an excellent take on things.

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 1:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

<bows down to Grant>
"snorting lines of radium bad"

I demand that the Nobel Foundation posthumously revoke Marie Curie's prize! Her grotesquely swollen cerebellum represented an unfair advantage over other fin de siecle scientists! Plus, she spat on the flag-bedecked coffin of a U.S. veteran and insulted a small child!

No poetry any more. I've moved on to more scary things. -- Miguel Batista @('.')@

by monkeyball on Mar 8, 2006 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

5-0 Canada
Adam Stern 2 run single, 1st + 3rd, not sure how many outs.
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 2:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm stupid
Wrong thread :-)
I can't remember what I was going to say, but I assure you, it was brilliant!

by oblique on Mar 8, 2006 2:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Trade News
Alex Cintron to White Sox, Bajernu to Arizona.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Mar 8, 2006 2:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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