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Link Dump 02/02: Groundhog's Day

In honor of the wackiness that is Groundhog's Day, I present to you the Link Dump.

Sox Bring Manny Friends To Camp

The Red Sox haven't been able to grant his trade request, but Manny Ramirez should feel comfortable if he's still with the team in spring training later this month.
After signing one old teammate from Ramirez's days in Cleveland (reliever Julian Tavarez), the team has invited infielder Enrique Wilson to spring training as a non-roster player. Wilson, another former teammate in Cleveland, is a close friend of Ramirez's.

How cool would it be if your boss allowed to invite your buddies to work just to keep you happy?  Instead having to make friends with the other Dana from Accounting, you can hang out with your pal Jose, who once threw a TV out of a third-story window "just to see what would happen."  Sweet.

Josh Fogg?  Josh FOGG?
Seriously, Josh Fogg?

The Arizona Diamondbacks have joined the Josh Fogg sweepstakes. That means that three teams - the Rockies, Giants and Diamondbacks - are pursuing the free-agent pitcher.

The fact there is even a sweepstakes for this guy is just sad.  That nominal contenders are pursuing him is pathetic.  Of course, all three teams are in the NL West, where the Fogg of War can tip the balance.

Will Carroll looks at the effect of amphetamines in baseball
(subscription required)

Even so, baseball players are likely to move away from Dexedrine and other "street" amphetamines and towards the more advanced pharmaceuticals that have been developed for ADHD and similar conditions. Drugs such as Ritalin, Adderal and Strattera are already being abused inside the game. A policy for gaining a "therapeutic use waiver" had to be put in place by teams to insure that players didn't just go to their family doctor, wave the wallet and walk out with a prescription. Instead, players are required to follow team-level policies, some of which are far more strict than others. MLB has offered little in the way of a league-wide policy or even offered much guidance on how to administer the policy.

It will be interesting to see whether we see ballplayers tire down the stretch.  Presumably, this would affect position players more than pitchers, so one might expect to see a downgrade in September offense and defense - but maybe not pitching.

The primates over at BTF weigh in on the A's stadium plans

They think it's a good idea.

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Hmmm....
Someone should post the exact same Link Dump for the next three weeks.

Just for fun.

Damn! Street is so imposing, he even causes the earth itself to freeze in fear! - monkeyball

by Jjjsixsix on Feb 3, 2006 12:19 AM PST reply actions  

Hmm....
Someone should post the exact same Link dump for the next three weeks.

Just for fun.

Damn! Street is so imposing, he even causes the earth itself to freeze in fear! - monkeyball

by Ozzz on Feb 3, 2006 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You're cruel.
Knowledge is Power, Ignorance is Bliss. But I have Blissful Power, because I have a lot of knowledge, I just forgot it all!

by Zonis on Feb 3, 2006 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

<sigh>
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

LCJ just destroyed
the best time I've ever had.  <double sigh>
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean...
...the best time you never had?
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

What did I do?
Because I don't have a clue as to what you're talking about, Willis.  This is all just poppy-cock that you're drudging up.
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, no.
And we don't have to worry about the plumbing. <sob>
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They talked about ponies last night.
And "Lost". But you don't know about "Lost". :(

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I know. :(
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I just had the *weirdest* dream...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

and there were nuns...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

So did I!
You were in my dream... but you were naked.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

and you & Sharon about to start, uh...
...violating the Community Guidelines...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Really?
That's in the Community Guidelines?
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn't everyone naked in your dreams?
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

No
Everyone is naked in my basement.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh.
Maybe that's just my dreams.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

<blushes>
<strategically rearranges electrodes>
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

would you look at that
I didn't know they could make electrodes so small

by ArakSOT on Feb 3, 2006 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

alright, bub ...
... you asked for it ...
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Denied!
Access Denied.
Access control configuration prevents your request from being allowed at this time. Please contact your service provider if you feel this is incorrect.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I see
that you're still dreaming

by ArakSOT on Feb 3, 2006 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm....
....."Scooter" Libby.......electrodes....

...where is this heading?

by Mission1929 on Feb 3, 2006 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Who turned on the lights?
And where are the nuns?

by Mission1929 on Feb 3, 2006 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

what's more important ...
... who turned on the nuns?
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll never tell.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Really.....
...I wasn't dreaming.

There were flying chairs and flying nuns and people lying around on the floor in the fetal position and pretty flowers...and..and..

...am I back in Kansas?

by Mission1929 on Feb 3, 2006 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

{blush}
aw, thanks... I've always been so self-conscious of how I look in that photo...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It's an opium reaction
I'm allergic to myself.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Was that really a rash?
Or were you just happy to be photographed?
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you for that
I love happy and random.  All your base animation make smile.
death to myspace!

by malikot on Feb 3, 2006 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a question....
Was AN totally blank for anyone else this morning? Like, all the diaries said they couldn't be found and the front page was just... nothing. Did I discover a momentary glitch in time, or were the servers just being fussy?
"Every time (Curt Schilling) fails, somewhere a sick puppy gets just a little bit better." - Nico

by JLaff on Feb 3, 2006 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

What are you talking about?
Oh, and happy Groundhog's Day!
Knowledge is Power, Ignorance is Bliss. But I have Blissful Power, because I have a lot of knowledge, I just forgot it all!

by Zonis on Feb 3, 2006 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There was an issue?
Hmm, that's news!  I didn't notice anything different.
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

we were all hanging out...
...on the other side of the Quad.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

... taking Quaaludes ...
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Discussing preludes.
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

'ludes, lewds, all the same to me...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

all that's left is a lonely little "by"
...almost like it's bidding us farewell...

{sniffle}

"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe you all deleted the evidence.
I wanted to relive my short time of secret-agent-ing (and yes, that is now a word). So very depressed.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I encountered the same issue
But it's working fine for me now.
Victory without pants is just embarrassing.

by JLeverenz on Feb 3, 2006 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

a link that came to me in a dream
Dwight Schrute's blog ;)
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

a Link Muse visited me...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

... the Sausage Fairy?
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Brokebrat Mountain
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

scored by Edvard Grieg ...
"In the Hall of the Sausage King"
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Abe Frohman?
the Sausage King of Chicago?
death to myspace!

by malikot on Feb 3, 2006 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

TFF!
Rooney, I want to talk to you!
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

art direction...
...by Edvard Munch
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Brokebat Mountain
Starring Mike Piazza and Roger Clemens.
username

by spal on Feb 3, 2006 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Bonobo Mountain
Starring ArakSOT and Monkeyball.
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Geeez, you guys, get a room
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

<rub rub>
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you looking to start a conflict?
Because, you know, we'd be only too happy to resolve it.

by ArakSOT on Feb 3, 2006 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

3/3 spring training
will anyone else be in AZ from 3/3-3/7?
"What I'm trying to do is set our pitching up for five years," said Beane

by Satchmo22 on Feb 3, 2006 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

OMG...Totally groudhoggged...
Thanks Zonis!!!
While taint is everywhere and baseball is certainly no different, it's important that it be treated with open attention-Devo

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Feb 3, 2006 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Congratulations to Eric Byrnes!!!!
He managed to make the list of the 5 worst players based on VORP, according to Baseball Prospectus, for 2 different positions: left field and right field.

That there is talent, folks.

"Put a Milo on him." -Billy Beane

by kaweahkaweah on Feb 3, 2006 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Well done that
I've been stuck on youtube since you posted this, watching hockey fights; personally going to hell in 3... 2...

by eamb on Feb 3, 2006 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Check out
Running Scared.  And check the balls & strikes graphic, Japanese style.

by eamb on Feb 3, 2006 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

A couple of links
No, not two Saags sausages; a couple of articles, both about some of the modern attempts to quantify defense, which has been a topic of discussion around here recently.

Jon Weisman of Dodger Thoughts fame writes a somewhat gentle introduction of the subject for Sports Illustrated.

And David Gassko lists the strengths and weaknesses of each system for the more stat-oriented crowd at The Hardball Times, and also links to more detailed information at his blog.

Bright moments!

by andeux on Feb 3, 2006 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

wait...
So the tarps are hiding giant guns? Or a cache of plutonium?
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No, no, no ...
Mt. Davis will shield us from the bullets raining down over the Oakland hills.
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Could The President find Mt. Davis. It is now
known as the WAD, Weapon of A's Destruction, in the East Bay/

by theblackpearl on Feb 3, 2006 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Osama's under there, too
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Anna Benson Insanity Watch
Hm. Perhaps this is why Livermore Labs is installing the Gatling guns, in preparation for the weekend of September 1-3.

(Note: Monkeyball is not criticizing the underlying 2nd Amendment position, merely Crazy Anna's expression thereof.)

"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't believe in the Carl Everett award.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

In Soviet Union ...
... Carl Everett Award doesn't believe in you!
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you know...
...I'm visualizing tripwires rigged around the bed, stuff like that...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm visualizing ...
... Anna as Modesty Blaise -- or as a fembot extra in Casino Royale ...
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she wrestling Naomi Watts & Ziyi Zhang?
In jello?  If so, call Apricot.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

what? what?!
Oh, don't tease my little brain that way.

by Apricot on Feb 3, 2006 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Anna dressed like Rambo...
the kids in ghillie suits and body armor.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

poor kids
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

bedtime at the Benson house:
"Once upon a time--" <child coughs> "Who said that? Who the <censored> said that? Who's the slimy little communist <censored>, twinkle-toed <censored> down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy <censored> godmother said it. Out-<censored>-standing. I will PT you all until you <censored> die. I'll PT you until your <censored> are sucking buttermilk!"

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait till daddy gets home
He won't be in a good mood after another 5 IP 7 H 5 R 3 BB start.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

cruzin in style
Don't know where to put this but juan cruz is pitching for dominican right now and you can watch it on MLB tv if you buy the Caribean Series Package for 9.95

by panchopunch on Feb 3, 2006 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

Caribbean Gameday Thread?
I'm not going to pay $9.95 to watch Juan Cruz, but you can tell us how he's doing...  ;)
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess the BA top 10 for the A's
Monday BA is posting the A's top 10 prospect, with all the elavation, and Ethier moving on, and Meyer's struggles, can you guess the order for the top 10.
  1. Daric Barton
  2. Javier Hererra
  3. Cliff Pennington
  4. Dan Meyer
  5. Jairo Garcia
  6. Kevin Melillo
  7. Kurt Suzuki
  8. Richie Robnett
  9. Travis Buck
  10. Thomas Italiano

by theblackpearl on Feb 3, 2006 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Huston Street to Be in SuperBowl Ad
The boy is marketing gold.

http://irl.racing-live.com/indy/en/

Why am I on an IRL racing Web site?

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Feb 3, 2006 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

that link didn't go anywhere... :(
But I think you were on an IRL racing site because you were just looking for info on whether Huston Street would be in a SuperBowl ad. Perfectly logical. That's where I would have checked, too.  ;)
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to scroll down...
titled "Wheldon to appear in Super Bowl ad"

The 2005 IRL IndyCar Series champion Dan Wheldon is among the athletes who will appear in a Super Bowl commercial to promote ESPN's new mobile phone service.

Wheldon, the first driver to capture the IndyCar Series and Indianapolis 500 championships in the same season, is the only race car driver featured in ad. The 60-second ad promotes ESPN Mobile, which will offer a variety of sports programming and analysis to subscribers' cell phones. The service launches on February 5.

The ad, which showcases a fantasy world populated by athletes and sporting events, will appear during the second quarter of Super Bowl XL on February 5. Also featured in the ad are several IndyCar Series cars.

Among the other athletes to appear in the ad are baseball players Jim Edmonds, Torii Hunter, Juan Pierre, Huston Street and David Wells, basketball players Baron Davis Stephon Marbury, Lisa Leslie, Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi, football player Antonio Gates, golfer Mike Weir, tennis player Robbie Ginepri and Olympic gold medal- winning gymnast Carly Patterson.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

"a fantasy world populated by athletes"
they shot a commercial in your basement???
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
If the FCC had a problem with Janet Jackson's boob flying out a few years ago, they are going to serious issues with that commercial airing.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Because
THERE'S NO BASEBALL NEWS!!!

But I'm willing to scour the ends of the earth to find a morsel.

Sorry abou the link not working, but you guys found it.

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Feb 3, 2006 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what would be weird?
If someone posts the exact same link dump for the next three weeks.

Just for fun.

"I like Band Camp. He hits things." ~ Kyli (9/24/05)

by AsGirl on Feb 3, 2006 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

You're cruel.
But you know what would be crueler?  A HIDDEN Link Dump.  Secret agent style.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that's a weird idea.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You're cruel, too.
Oooh, oooh, can I wear my cyber-dark glasses and trenchcoat again? Pretty pretty please??
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't knock it 'till
you've tried it.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

or at least dreamt it
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hidden link dump
Yes, excellent excellent idea.

<puts down work on giant death ray at center of earth>
<rubs chin thoughtfully>

by Apricot on Feb 3, 2006 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd hate to burst your bubble, but...
The Mythbusters tried to make a death ray...it didn't work.

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But did they try doing it ...
... AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH? Hmmmm?
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah
I scratched the laser approach and now am building more of a "gerbil babies in crossbows" kind of thing.

by Apricot on Feb 3, 2006 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't give up on the
death ray.  Although it doesn't work yet, you may still get funding.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

deja vu!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/comments/2006/1/30/20471/3044/15#15
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa!
How'd you do that?
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmm...
Wormholes... they're not just for breakfast any more...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL... and well la-de-freakin-DA!
you and your fancy accent marks!
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been figuring you all wrong.
I never knew you had a chin.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

no seriously
What happened with AN earlier?

And also i saw two diaries from LowCountryJoe. That was wierd. One said "Search COMMENTS for 'wierd' and post under that" or something like that. Can someone explain?

RIP Bill King "By the Beard of Zeus!" "I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand"

by ohad on Feb 3, 2006 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

{hustles ohad into unmarked black van}
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Look! Up in the sky!
It's the monkeysignal!
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a prehensile tail in your beacon...
or are you just happy to beckon me?
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

my tail is ...
... posthensile, baby!
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

<gets out memory wipe>
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just try...
...hitting him over the head with a chair....or a nun.

by Mission1929 on Feb 3, 2006 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You saw nothing.
Nada, zilch, zippo. Figment of your imagination. A very real dream.

(Ah, where's my little Men-in-Black clicky memory-wipe thing when I need it??)

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Found it.
Here it is
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a lifesaver.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I am inordinately *disturbed* by that.
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a lifesaver too.

(I just wanted an excuse to post this picture again.)

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You're cruel.
I'm the only lifesaver around here.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then...
This is the happenin' place for you...
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I posted the photo...
but that does not look like a neuralyzer.

baNnEd!

<kRaZeE wAnD aCtIOn>

by Jennifer on Feb 3, 2006 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

is it a prototype Whizzinator?
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It sure as hell...
...ain't a fountain pen.

Kids, you run off to another diary.

by Mission1929 on Feb 3, 2006 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If THAT's your "banning wand" ...
... sign me up for some of that <kRaZeE wAnD aCtIOn>!

BBBBZZZZZTT!!!

"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to ask the same thing...
But was scared that if I said something I... hey, where you taking me!
"Every time (Curt Schilling) fails, somewhere a sick puppy gets just a little bit better." - Nico

by JLaff on Feb 3, 2006 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but...
I'm afraid if I told they'd kill me. I stumbled onto AN this morning before class and maybe saw some things I wasn't supposed to see. They said they'd go after me, my family, and Huston if I told anyone what happened... I think I've said too much. Excuse me while I go find my way into the Witness Protection Program.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What if we...
had a secret way of communicating? Hmm? Then could I know?
"Every time (Curt Schilling) fails, somewhere a sick puppy gets just a little bit better." - Nico

by JLaff on Feb 3, 2006 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Really...
That was so last October.
"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

how'd you get the chair
out of your skull?
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I performed surgery.
I can't believe that was last October already. Seems like only a few days ago... I think the offseason is distorting my sense of time.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Offseason?
Going quickly? are you CRAZY? I've resorted to checking - SHOCK - OTHER BLOGS (wink wink) for my baseball entertainment....not that they give me anything exciting. Did you know that people only talk about stats on other blogs? It's really weird.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that it's going quickly, per se,
but everything's just kind of blending together into a mush of non-baseball activity. What can I say, my brain works in strange ways.

And yeah, those stats people are crazy. I find myself skipping over the posts on AN even that just have numbers... I mean, I could figure them out if I wanted, but that's just too much work. I like to read Batgirl (it's pretty dang funny) and McCovey Chronicles for some baseball-but-not-necessarily-stats-related conversation. Good times.

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

5
0111001010001010100001011111010101
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What?
Did somebody say something?
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We should talk in
binary code. This is Huston's code: 0000000000000000
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the noise made by women
when they see him...oooooo
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a little longer than :P.
I prefer shorthand, but hey, binary code could work too.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, well
It IS a bit long. :P works fine. How about just emoctions?

:'( ---> ST+:P=:D

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

62
I was thinking that the A's chances this year really depend on 783 -9384- 93!0.  I know that monkeyball has been an advocate of 930 < 399, which would make sense if 232.  But, as andeux and Apricot have already pointed out, 3982-=0 983 90112.  So it seems likely that 9493.9801, and I think the rest speaks for itself.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You're wrong.
It's all in 47829.2766661889930 + 8822001 - 37.28989 = 666. Obviously. Every monkey can figure that out. What have you been smoking? </rhetorical question>
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, isn't "40" a number?
so you have to skip your own diaries & comments, too?
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sing this with me;
this is 40.
Once I ran to you. Now I run from you.

by LowcountryJoe on Feb 3, 2006 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wait... I post things here?
Huh, never knew.

Guess that's what I get for saying "numbers" instead of "complicated statistical analyses." I bring it on myself.

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

the other blogs don't talk about ...
seams?
"Yay for drug adventures!" -- HollywoodOz @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 3, 2006 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They don't really talk about anything
NO SEAMS! NO POO THROWING! NO OO-OO HEADS! I almost feel sorry for them.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What chair?
Oh, that chair. I forgot. I better remove it before I forget ag--

Did you just ask me something?

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear
::yanks:: Better go fix your memory....did you say something?

I think you have "Attention Disorder...Oh, shiny!"

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks...
Know what'd be funny? Posting...something...like three days in a row...or something. Don't know why. Seems kind of cruel.

Anyway...thank you Drs. cirquewhite and shoesgirl4014...

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

but Sharon would still think it was a great idea
"You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut." ~ Stephen Colbert

by Poppy on Feb 3, 2006 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cruel..
but funny. You're welcome. Take a good dose of AN a day and STAY AWAY from bad influences in your weakened state.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that rather contradictory?
Ba-dum-bah! ;)
"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

<frowny face emoction>
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

the funny thing is
i got the most replies i've ever had to a post (probably), and none of them were half serious. lol.
RIP Bill King "By the Beard of Zeus!" "I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand"

by ohad on Feb 3, 2006 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

If you haven't seen
Huston's interview on the A's official site yet, GO WATCH IT!!! He's ADORABLE.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

Good interview.
Adorable? Eh.
"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I thought so
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It was adorable.
I almost drooled on my keyboard, after the <heart melting> happened.
Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

by whiteshoes40 on Feb 3, 2006 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm....
Someone should post the exact same Link Dump for the next three--OW!

<removes chair from skull>

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 3, 2006 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

I've got the GREATEST idea
Oh-kay, it goes like this, right? So, like, we should totally post the EXACT SAME link dump for the next.....

....

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are crazy.
And Jennifer's neuralyzer is awesome.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

Why does this show up when I
google neuralyzer?

"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don't
start a new profession by combining the practice of an analyst with a therapist.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 3, 2006 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol
I only know of one analrapist.

I'm going to hell, and it's all your fault!

"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 3, 2006 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

POLL:
Should I go to another blog (prob. McCovey Chronicles cuz I somehow have an account there...unsure how) and introduce an open thread, just to see what happens?
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

no
::shudders:: Just to see if they CAN talk about something besides Bonds.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Casino Royale
Knowledge is Power, Ignorance is Bliss. But I have Blissful Power, because I have a lot of knowledge, I just forgot it all!

by Zonis on Feb 3, 2006 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

MARCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out scoots line on mlb.com.
Barry and the "Intangibles"

by Duke of left field on Feb 3, 2006 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Pimpin' the 1.667 OPS
Venezuela is on a tear.
Barry and the "Intangibles"

by Duke of left field on Feb 3, 2006 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

SCUTARO!!!
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Funniest parody -
www.wordupthome.com - The MLB 'chatroom'. It's HILARIOUS. I advise you to check it out.
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 3, 2006 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Hmm
Fogg... somehow fitting in San Francisco

... in more ways than one

by rickeytime on Feb 3, 2006 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

mmm high socks
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but since the DLD has basically become an open thread it seemed like an OK place.

I just really wanted to say that I love baseball, and college baseball officially started at Long Beach State tonight and I went to the game and it was amazing because we beat USC 4-2 (thanks mostly to the fog that rolled in around the 6th inning) AND our entire starting lineup, except for the catcher, wore high socks.

I'm in love. :)

I'm SO EXCITED baseball is starting!! I really suggest going to college games if you never have, cuz it is super fun and happening already. (of course you have to get used to the ping of the bat, but thats part of what makes it fun).

OK I think this comment should stop before it gets too long.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Feb 3, 2006 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

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