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Link Dump 2/17: Mulder's Contract Year

Mark Mulder's contract expires following the 2006 season, but he's not sweating it.

"I remember Huddy saying last year that if it wasn't done by camp, that's it. And they got it done before spring," Mulder said. "That's the only example I know about. But that's not me. I don't think I'll approach it that way."

Cool as a cucumber.

Here's something to think about: Mark Mulder makes $7.75 MM next year.  PECOTA projects him at 4.4 WARP, with a 90th percentile WARP of 6.9.  Esteban Loaiza makes $6 MM next year.  PECOTA projects Loaiza at 4.6 WARP, with a 90th percentile WARP of 7.6.

Translation: Loaiza and Mulder are projected to have roughly similar seasons, with a higher upside to Loaiza - the older, more right-handed of the two.  Think about what this means for 2006:

Decent Pitcher + 2 draft picks or Decent Pitcher + Stud Young Pitcher + Setup Guy with Wicked Slider and Creaky Elbow + Excellent Hitting Prospect + $1 MM.  The Mulder deal is looking better and better by the day.

It could be worse.  You could be the Yankees, who are paying Mike Mussina $17 MM this year.  Mussina said that he would like to return to the Yankees next year.  Problem is, he'll be 38 years old.  I think the Giants might come a-knockin'.

David Gassko retools DIPS by using batted-ball types and averaging via the probability that each batted-ball type turns into single, double, etc.  At first blush, it appears to use a lot of the same methodology of PrOPS, except all discombobulated to look at a pitcher's line.  Dubbed DIPS 3.0, Gassko's example shows that Washburn had a DIPS RA of 5.19 last year.  Mariners beware.

Statheads with some time to kill will love Studes' new Batter's Batted Ball Tables.  What percentage of balls in play were line drives for the A's last year?  What about Mark Ellis?  Come to think of it, there's a lot of good information here even more the non-statistically inclined.  Some of the simpler numbers help you look at if a player has made a pronounced change in his swing.  

OK, this dump isn't done.  But the boss is calling and I gotta get outta here.  Take it from here, kids.

Update [2006-2-17 11:17:8 by salb918]: I don't mean to be a jerk, but I saw some comments about how the date on this DLD is wrong. All I can say is: You have no idea what you're talking about.

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Albert Belle
is in trouble again, charged with stalking his ex-girlfriend

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/sports/AP-BBO-Belle-Arrested.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

"Put a Milo on him." -Billy Beane

by kaweahkaweah on Feb 17, 2006 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

Hey...
this being the link dump, could you wonderful ANers help me out? I'm looking for links (preferably from newspapers/magazines) about the Cuban National team. Or any links from the controversy over Cuba participating or not in the WBC would help. Thanks!
I'm an Aztec warrior!

by JLaff on Feb 17, 2006 7:19 AM PST reply actions  

linkles
This is an AP release on ESPN's site... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2259278 ... and there are several related links on the right side of the page there...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!
It went quick... I started an hour and a half ago, and I'm already almost done with page 3. Big papers about baseball are good things :-)
I'm an Aztec warrior!

by JLaff on Feb 17, 2006 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball papers
I got to write a 20 pager in college about going to A's games.

It was for a class titled "ecological memoirs".  Obviously I stretched the definition of ecological a little.  there's plenty of fresh air and grass in the coliseum for me.

by booya on Feb 17, 2006 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

depending on when the paper was written...
...you could have included a couple of paragraphs about the decimation of iceplant...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha... yeah...
We had to pick a controversial topic (our prof gave us like a list of a 100 having to do with abortion, racism, death penalty, cloning, etc.)... naturally... the first thing I thought was "how can I write this paper about sports?" So I thought about the whole US/Cuba thing, and how it all started when Castro took control in Cuba, and the US placed an embargo on the country.

I found out some interesting things while doing the research. During the WS, Castro banned the mention of Jose Contreras and White Sox games were illegal on Cuban TV.

Also, in 2003, the USC baseball team played an exhibition game against the Cuban nationals... I just can't find any results.

I'm an Aztec warrior!

by JLaff on Feb 17, 2006 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

also...
This one... http://www.pww.org/article/articleview/8392/1/303/ ... from a Socialist publication is unfortunately really, really dry.  I was hoping to find an editorial there, but no luck.
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Link Dump 2/10?
Crap...time is moving backwards...opening day will never come!

by marjoey on Feb 17, 2006 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Hey
Wouldn't it be cool if the same DLD was posted over and over again?
I'm an Aztec warrior!

by JLaff on Feb 17, 2006 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

your cruet
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this is a sign...
that I should spend less time on AN.

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, no... MORE time
The three of us were 00:00:04 seconds apart. There is room for improvement.

by ArakSOT on Feb 17, 2006 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

you two really need to step up
I was locating an image and typing an HTML tag, and you were still 00:00:04 behind.

No heart, I tell ya, no heart.

Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

"no heart"
We should be playing for the A's.

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't make the cut
I'm considering playing for the Mexican team

by ArakSOT on Feb 17, 2006 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I've seen your shoes.
They are not Mexican.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

good call
here's your new blog...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

tRayTER!
i nEW U, MACHO, N cHAvI H8teD mERIcA!

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

*snerk*
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

btw...
don't search Google images for "cruella" while at work...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

As if
I wasn't going to immediately go and do just that

by ArakSOT on Feb 17, 2006 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

hey, don't blame ME for your lack of self-control!
You probably click on Zonis' links even after reading 12 comments that say "That scared the crap out of me!" too, don't you?
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Just like Sharon.
I say, "Don't google '.50 caliber'...ever". She comes back with "<barf>". I warned her.

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be about as cool as
being an Aztec Warrior...

by marjoey on Feb 17, 2006 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You're Zool.
Nobody steps on a church in my town.

by Ozzz on Feb 17, 2006 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

damn!
u made my boss ask me what the hell i was doing.  all b/c i had to laugh out loud reading your comment.  good way to go into the weekend.
Nick's an outstanding defensive first baseman...He's going to want to talk and he'll drive people nuts. They won't want to get to first base if he's there-Beane

by F171615 on Feb 17, 2006 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

geez
MUSSINA is getting $17M/ year?!?!?
"you know it's way cooler to be an A's fan" - billy beane to larry krueger

by gotgreen on Feb 17, 2006 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Practice post
Wow, I can't believe it, another HR by Thomas driving in Chevy after his triple.
the great playoff miss of 2004 followed by the good try of 2005 with no more hex in 2006.

by ak_A on Feb 17, 2006 8:35 AM PST reply actions  

Thomas is such a nice guy
Giving a ride in his Chevy to whoever it was that was on 3rd! What a pal!
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

chuckle chuckle, sniff
the great playoff miss of 2004 followed by the good try of 2005 with no more hex in 2006.

by ak_A on Feb 17, 2006 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

better keep practicing
"I've watched Marco win a couple ballgames for us when I was on deck.'' ~Mark Kotsay

by scutaroknowstheway on Feb 17, 2006 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sal... nothing but love for ya guy
But BFD that PECOTA gives the "edge" to Loaiza over Mulder. I loved the Mulder trade from Day 1. I loved it more after last season. But PECOTA isn't omnipotent and they can't say for certain... because no one can... how anyone will pitch next year. If they were willing to sacrifice their 1st born children if they mess up a projection THEN their data should be given more importance.

All I'm saying is a preseason projection shouldn't have the power to sway opinion on deals from the previous years. Their 2006 performances should be the measuring stick for any such judgement.

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

I love you, Dr. Grover
No real "edge" to Loaiza, just a higher reward in an unlikely situation.  PECOTA pegs them to be roughly similar in value in next year.  That was essence of my point.  As for your disdain for PECOTA: flawed system though it may be, it is one way of projecting player performance.  Your comment about its omnipotence boils down to, "Let's never try to do anything because we might be wrong."

There is continuing value in looking at the Mulder deal when you consider that Beane didn't just give up one year of Mulder, he gave up two.  After this year would be a good time to look at the deal, too, because Mulder might well win the Cy Young.  As would be 2013, when Daric Barton walks as a free agent.  It's always worthwhile to evaluate deals at the time and down the line.  Otherwise, we wouldn't be still be talking about John Smoltz for Doyle Alexander.

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a fine line I walk...
I actually have no problem with PECOTA and it's projection system, everyone tries to guess how players are going to do next year and they do it better than most.

BUT

Ultimately their numbers are make believe, only because they are predicting a complex event that hasn't happened.

I agree that the Mulder trade needs to be constantly re-evaluated to determine the true value of the deal... I disagree that 2006 projections are a valid way of making such an evaluation.

Speaking of Barton... I don't like him that much anymore. I know he's young but his lack of power is bothersome, and pigeon-holing him as a DH takes away any secondary value he may have offered to make up for the lack of pop. If his power numbers come around this year I'll be all happy again, but if they don't I hope Beane thinks long and hard about trading Daric.

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Worst case scenario,
Barton turns into Kevin Youkilis or Dave Magadan.  Is that so terrible?
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

As a starting DH?
Yeah.
Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

no, not really.
But time will probably call him the 'throw-in' on the Mulder deal, whereas the day of the trade, he was the star of the group with Haren and Calero.

And yes, as he's getting locked into DH, it doesn't look good if he's only good for 14HR.  Or 23HR for that matter.

With 21 bombs in his rookie year, look for 42 jacks in '06, and 105 round trippers by 2009. - Baseball-Reference.Com

by NicksDreamy on Feb 17, 2006 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Boy oh boy
You're not just a ray, you are a fucking BEAM of sunshine.

You don't like Barton that much anymore? Where does this come from? He's just 20, and dominating AA. His K zone judgement will carry over into the bigs, this is almost certain. The power is the question, and the fact that you've soured on him already shows pessimism through and through. He has plenty of time to add loft into his swing, and the better his strike zone judgement the better chance he has at hitting pitches out since he recognizes them easier. All he needs to do is become MORE pull conscious. And he'll easily be hitting 20 bombs a year.

Look at it this way: Worst case he is John Olerud lite (tons of doubles, some homer, high average, great plate discipline, though Barton doesn't K much). Without the defense, even though his D is yet to be determined.

Best case: He's Jason Giambi (without roids).

And even if he doesn't develop power this year... "Beane should think long and hard about trading Daric"??!!! He'd still be a 21 year old with impeccable plate discipline and potential for more power.. His OPS would be above average STILL as a first baseman. You don't just trade a bat like that. There's no reason why (unless obvious things like getting Pujols or something)

RIP Bill King "By the Beard of Zeus!" "I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand"

by ohad on Feb 17, 2006 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

speaking of pujols

how 'bout a comparison:

A-ball:
Pujols, Age 20, OPS: .954
Barton, Age 19, OPS: .956
(granted, Barton had 82 fewer ABs)

What I'm saying is, he's a young player and while his .491 SLG at AA doesn't make him seem like the second coming of Ruth, he was 20 years old.  Has his body even filled out yet?  Have some patience.

by Eric in Atlanta on Feb 17, 2006 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Try this comparison
Pujols: 6'3" 225 lbs

Barton: 6'0" 205 lbs

Which guy has the better natural stregnth and leverage in his swing?

The Pujols comparisons are crap. Barton has not shown the same talent that has made Pujols the best RH hitter in baseball, and possibly the best hitter overall. Barton looks good, he may even be great, but Pujols is looking like one of the best ever.

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Being Barton
Barton's numbers from the catcher spot = GREATNESS

Barton's numbers from 1B = Olerud lite (translation... Eh)

Barton's numbers from the DH spot = Looking for an upgrade

When Barton 1st came over I thought he was one of the best prospects in baseball, I don't think that way anymore. I'd like to see Oakland put him back behind the plate but that seems unlikely to happen. Like I said earlier, if his power doesn't come around this year than I think his potential is a lot less than what everyone was hoping. The A's have a couple prospects (Putnam and Buck off the top of my head) who should be able to match Barton's current projected production at the big league level. The difference between Barton and those guys is age, Daric's younger so he has more "potential" than the other two.

So if Beane can get the exact same production at the big league level why shouldn't he trade the player with more "potential" from someone else he wants?

Put another way, would to swap Barton for Conor Jackson right now?

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Barton
The way he controls the K-Zone, in my mind what you are saying is crazy.

If Barton is OPSing 900 because of his OBP and average capabilities, so what?!?! He's still OPSing 900, which would put him among the top hitters in the game. WHY WOULD YOU TRADE A 900 OPS hitter???? Especially when he's dirt cheap.

Putnam and Buck do not have the ability to match Barton's current projected potential.

Barton: 316/410/491 in AA.
Putnam: .307/.388/.479    In A+
Buck: .341/.427/.472  In A-

Not only is Barton better than them, he's also at higher levels. Potential aside, there is no way any projection system based solely on numbers would have Barto equal to these two. It's just logic.

Not positive about trading him for Jackson. They are similar hitters, but Jackson is 23 and is unlikely to develop home power (or at least not as likely as Barton). I think Barton's a good bet to hit 300/400/Something at least in the Majors.

RIP Bill King "By the Beard of Zeus!" "I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand"

by ohad on Feb 18, 2006 3:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I may be crazy, but at least I'm thinking clearly
Barton hit 36 Doubles, 3 Triples and 13 HRs with a 97/79 BB/K rate in 504 AB between A+ and AA.

Jackson hit 41 Doubles, 2 Triples and 10 HRs with a 81/43 BB/K rate in 418 AB between AAA and ML.

Shit yeah you trade Barton for Jackson because Jackson has shown more power production and an even better eye. Take off the green tinted glasses when you look at Barton.

Barton's going to be considered a top prospect at the end of 2006 regardless of how his power develops. Even if he gets hurt and misses most of the year his prospect status will remain upper echelon. Barring an incredible ST he'll will start the year in AA. Putnam will start the year in AA. Buck is probably in A+. Point is none of these guys should be in Oakland's plans until the 2nd half of 06 at the earliest. Now lets talk hype. Barton has a ton surrounding him, Putnam not so much. Using your numbers Barton is a 900 OPS hitter and Putnam is a 870 OPS bat. We're not talking a lot of difference there.

Right now both hitters project to hit 15 HR with good doubles power and very good (Putnam) to excellent (Barton) on-base skills. These guys are the same type of hitter yet Barton is considerate (legitimately) an elite prospect. If you only need one of these bats and you can get similiar production from both, why wouldn't you trade the guy with greater hype to strengthen the organization elsewhere?

But I've strayed from my primary point. I think the A's need more power in their major league line-up, both now and in the future. I'm worried about Chavez's shoulder, but in theory the A's can expect above-average power production from 3B, SS, 1B, and RF (Swisher) for the next few years. At this time Barton DOES NOT project to hit for power in the Show, certainly not enough for a full time 1B or DH.

The A's can get away with sub-average power from the DH (Barton) if they can add power elsewhere. Powell, Herrera and Robnett are too far down the pipeline to count on. Is Melillo really a 25 HR bat? Maybe Bradley can finally maximize his talent. That's it.

Barton will be a good hitter in the bigs. But will he be a power hitter? If he's going to be a full time DH than he needs to hit for more power. I think there is a chance he can develope that power this year, in which case this whole discussion is a waste of cyberspace. But if he doesn't show the power development this year there is a good chance he never will. Barton is not a good athlete, so there isn't some hidden reserve of power waiting to be tapped (like is often mentioned when discussing a player like Lastings Milledge.)

If he doesn't show more power in 2006 than you need to think about trading him. You don't give a bat like Barton's away, you still have to work out a good deal, but he's no longer an untouchable.

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 18, 2006 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Barton is a good athlete
I don't have the #'s, but he was clocked among the fastest elite infield prospects on cal-leaguers.com...

by Alon on Feb 20, 2006 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

make believe?
It's a little silly to say any prediction with variability amounts to make believe. Everything we call science has developed from our attempts to predict complex systems, which is why we sometimes get variable results. That doesn't make our efforts at prediction a failure, or useless.

by MrIncognito on Feb 17, 2006 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Pffsssh! "Science"! NERD!
"History, we don't know. We'll all be dead."

Heuristic prediction and empirical analysis are worthless in this day and age.

Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I say PECOTA is useless?
Actually, I do.

But only when you try to use their 2006 predictions as a basis to judge the merits of the Mulder trade. A more accurate way to judge the deal would be to use the 2005 performances of the involved players.

Having a reliable projection system to help determine future contract moves is invaluable. Using a projection format instead of actual historical data to judge a trade seems foolish.

I don't think my criticism of PECOTA is silly so much as harsh. But the truth is this: They don't know what any player is going to do next year. They are making up the numbers. I'm not accusing them of pulling stuff out of thin air, I'm just calling it what it is... guesswork.

Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Garret Anderson
That guy didn't age well, I guess thats why you don't have guys with low walk rates on the team.
"If you throw at someone's head, it's very dangerous, because in the head is the brain." -- Pudge Rodriguez

by niallmack on Feb 17, 2006 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

I say that
after looking at the batted balls table
"If you throw at someone's head, it's very dangerous, because in the head is the brain." -- Pudge Rodriguez

by niallmack on Feb 17, 2006 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought they didn't walk
because of Mickey "SWING AT EVERYTHING" Hatcher!
Knowledge is Power, Ignorance is Bliss. But I have Blissful Power, because I have a lot of knowledge, I just forgot it all!

by Zonis on Feb 17, 2006 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Buster Olney report Card
I like what he has to say

Click Here For espn

look at espn motion

by Freefall on Feb 17, 2006 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

Pretty solid
Olney predicts 100 wins.

Can't wait to start actually playing the games.

by booya on Feb 17, 2006 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

FATWALLET!
Sorry, I just wanted to say (write? whatever) that again.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

No, no, no ...
It's like Marco! ... Scutaro!

Frick! ... Fatwallet!

Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes?
Oh, sorry... I thought you were paging me...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

<throws fatwallet>
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

{eats fatwallet}
that was probably dangerous...
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

For the last time!
Oh, wait...
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What the <censored> is Fatwallet?
Is it like doing the pound? Everyone just acts like they know what it is so they don't feel stupid.

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

But
you do know what "doing the pound" means...right?

I don't what a fatwallet is.

"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

lol
Sorry, I got confused. Not our doing the pound. The real "doing the pound".

I'm guessing "Fatwallet" is a code name, like Deep Throat (not the porno).

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I still think
that it's a baby fatwa.
Everybody needs a hunting pal - JF

by andeux on Feb 17, 2006 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that, from a certain perspective ...
... what Nancy Keenan and Kate Michelman are on?
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

awesome
The Codename Generator!

My codename: Queen Crackers

I hope I'm a saltless saltine.

by Jennifer on Feb 17, 2006 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Either we have the same name
or the codename generator isn't too original.

I got Kidd Zero, too!

by booya on Feb 17, 2006 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun in the sun

My Code Name is Little Diablo.

by eamb on Feb 17, 2006 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I got that too...
I have a feeling the database here is pretty small..
Knowledge is Power, Ignorance is Bliss. But I have Blissful Power, because I have a lot of knowledge, I just forgot it all!

by Zonis on Feb 17, 2006 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, come on
I'm Queen Quackers.

Maybe I'm the same as Jennifer, but with a speech impediment.

Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

wow
I'm Omega Diablo. Which is better than my Ron Mexico name of Håkan Cameroon, I think.

by Ryan Armbrust on Feb 17, 2006 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow...
That brings back memories...

Hmmm...time for an update:

Acquisitions since my diary:

Jay Witasick: Guy Mali
Joe Kennedy: Holmes Equatorial Guinea
Milton Bradley: Alfred Swaziland
Esteban Loaiza: Danny Slovenia
Frank Thomas: Jose Maria Guyana
Antonio Perez: Holmes Barbados

"Guy Mali" and "Holmes Barbados" are pretty good, but they still can't beat Huston Street's "Lex Sweden."  My gosh, I kept seeing the phrase "Sexy Lexy" on AN up until October.

"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 17, 2006 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My new name is...
Chaos Bird. I suppose that works, with the Nutbag and all. Too bad I am named after a cat, and my codename is Bird.
"I have nothing against the bunt - in it's place. But most of the time that place is in the bottom of a long-forgotten closet." - Earl Weaver

by PosterNutbag44 on Feb 17, 2006 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm She-Mecha
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

SHE-MACHA?
WHY DON U GO CHOO SUM GUM?
As a tribute to Jimi Hendrix, I'm going to light my tapir on fire and choke on my own vomit. - monkeyball

by andeux on Feb 17, 2006 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

please consult your Rantipole's Handbook
The proper spelling is "Y DOAN YOO GOE CHOO SUMM GUMM"

The silent E in "GOE" may be omitted, as may one (but not both) of the double-Ms.

"She-Macha" <shudder>

Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually wrote She-Macha
by mistake before I changed it.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Omega Supreme

My Code Name is Omega Supreme.
Take The Codename Generator today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.</small>

A Beane in the hand is worth $60M in payroll

by jeepers on Feb 17, 2006 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Props to the Rev
Well. Rev Halofan is an X fan.
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

the rev
has good taste in music.  and that's the last time i will say anything nice about the rev.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Feb 17, 2006 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Gee...
Who knew Orange Country trailer trash could be so...hip?

He almost had me fooled until he misspelled the name of the fancy imported water he was drinking....

by Mission1929 on Feb 17, 2006 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

chavez might be in the WBC for USA after all
from si.com
Chipper Jones might withdraw from the upcoming World Baseball Classic. His 18-month-old son, Shea, had a serious intestinal virus and was in and out of an Atlanta hospital for a month. The toddler's condition has improved and stabilized, but Jones wants to make sure Shea is OK before deciding whether to go to Phoenix March 2 for the start of the United States' team training camp.

-- Atlanta Journal-Constitution

"you know it's way cooler to be an A's fan" - billy beane to larry krueger

by gotgreen on Feb 17, 2006 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Darren Daulton
is insane. Totally batshit crazy.
Everybody needs a hunting pal - JF

by andeux on Feb 17, 2006 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

I read that yesterday.
You're just not enlightened enough to understand the Dalai Dalton.

(Does anyone remember what Woody Allen said about metaphysics?)

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope he's not my cab driver when this happens
Earth, Daulton believes, is entering a quadrant of space in which the "vibrational energy" will increase dramatically. "The Mayan calendar stops at Dec. 21, 2012 -- the date the Mayans believed the world would end," he says. "On that day, at 11:11 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, those who are ready to ascend will vanish from this plane of existence, like the crew of the Enterprise in Star Trek."
"Beane would suck TJ's face off a nickel, crap out pennies and collect `em to sweeten the next deal." --Stomper

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 17, 2006 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The big unanswered question
is whether being nicknamed "Dutch" makes him eligible to play for the Netherlands in the WBC.
Everybody needs a hunting pal - JF

by andeux on Feb 17, 2006 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

does that mean we'd be ...
"canceled"?
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course...
Didn't everyone in Latin America 2,500 years agi know the Prime Meridian went through Greenwich, England?
"(Insert favorite AN quote here.)" -- Some ANer
AN Census

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Feb 17, 2006 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I really, REALLY want ...
... Daulton to marry Crazy Anna Benson.
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

"He believes the Mayan temples...
...were built not by the Mayans, who were merely caretakers, but by a lost civilization. Possibly the Atlanteans..."

Not the Asslanteans?

Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that ...
... the Mayan temples were built by the Bleszinkians.
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Edzna
At the entrance to the Edzna site in Campeche, there's actually a note on the sign stating that the temples were not built by extraterrestrial aliens.  Like they know!

by sslinger on Feb 17, 2006 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes
I hear someone say, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp.

by sslinger on Feb 17, 2006 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I think Dutch really has been
studying repo man.  I looke up the rest of the collective unconscious monologue:

"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle,  UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no  difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."

"People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year  in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think  for a minute, realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people  come from? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: the past. How did they get there? Flying  saucers, which are really, yeah, you got it: time machines."

by sslinger on Feb 17, 2006 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

does that mean ...
... that runners LOB have actually just been sent back in time?
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No
they are stranded on those bases for eternity.

by sslinger on Feb 17, 2006 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what an odd cosmology ...
... to punish the souls of the successful-yet-stranded for the sins of the batters behind them ...
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Neutron Bomb
Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.

by peanut gallery on Feb 17, 2006 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously
you haven't been paying attention to the directions this thread is going if you're shocked that no one posted that link.
Why yes. I am a ray of Fucking sunshine.

by grover on Feb 17, 2006 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

really
Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OT
I'll remember next time to preface any link I put in the link dump with OT.  I don't want to distract anyone from the Cruella/fatwallet threads.  lol

by crosis @ Athletics Nation on Feb 17, 2006 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Stylesheet
Can anyone point me to the stylesheet used for this site?  From what I can figure out it's:
<LINK rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/main">

I can't figure out the file name if the link above is correct, anyone point me to it?  Amongst other things, I would like to know what other div class's are defined in the SS.

Thx-

by eamb on Feb 17, 2006 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

link correct
go to athleticsnation.com/css/main and you'll see the css file appear as text.

You layout hacker!

by Apricot on Feb 17, 2006 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

John Donovan's AL West Preview
John Donovan's AL West Preview

As much as every underdog-loving baseball fan can't help but pull for the underfunded A's, the unvarnished truth of the matter has been hard to swallow lately. Simply put, the A's haven't been good enough. They haven't made it into the postseason in the past two years. They haven't won a playoff series since 1990.

So what's a forward-thinking general manager like the A's Billy Beane to do? Spend more money and make some moves. Beane stunned onlookers this winter when with one hand he signed pitcher Esteban Loaiza to a $21 million deal and, with the other, didn't automatically cut someone else loose. Then Beane went out to find a couple of bats to protect Eric Chavez and add some pop to a light-hitting lineup. Now the A's are poised to be plenty good enough to win the American League West in 2006.

by Bambi on Feb 17, 2006 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

<sob>
I heart Hatte.
Hatteberg, 36, spent the entire offseason working out at his home in Washington State not knowing if he'd land a job for 2006.

"It was getting harder and harder as the day got closer to keep it up," said Hatteberg, who batted .256 with seven home runs and 59 RBIs in 134 games last season with Oakland. "It came together. That's what I kept telling myself -- 'Just be ready. It can happen.' And it did."

"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

Hatte > betadine
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

it's very tempting ...
... to rip his quotes from the second graf out of context ...
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about.
Nope. Not at all.
"How much room do I have to cover out here?" -- Kotsay

by Sharon on Feb 17, 2006 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

sure you don't
Hey, what do they call it when movie posters use a bunch of "..." in their reviewers' quotes, so that they're not exactly misquoting but they're building a quote that may not have been as intended?

Like if I excerpted from that article:
Hatteberg is behind Adam Dunn... Hatteberg: "I want to be able to get in there. They sound like they wanted me to get in there. I know [Dunn] plays... so maybe it's a matchup... I'll be ready."

Just because ArakSOT insists: MaElLuvR

by Poppy on Feb 17, 2006 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ellipsis
Like this.
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

s...l...i...[c]k
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Feb 17, 2006 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

[sic]
... [transit gloria monkey]
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Question:
How many people on AN still like Mulder? I'm still gaga about him, but am I alone in these sentiments?
I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

by Squeaky on Feb 17, 2006 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

I always liked Scully better
Are you suggesting that Joan Baez and I share a basement apartment in Milwaukee? - Poppy @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 17, 2006 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

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