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The 2014 Alex Rodriguez Hates Cats Calendar Has Arrived!

Meow. - Paul Thomas

I am pleased to announce the release of this year's "Alex Rodriguez Hates Cats" Calendar, now on shelves.

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It has been well documented that A-Rod is not a good person. Slum Lord...from the Washington Post

"We are in America. We have rights," said Silva, as she pointed to leaky faucets, broken pipes, rusting bathtubs and a window that had fallen on a resident who was taking a shower.

The complexes, which contain about 1,000 apartments, were sold last spring and turned over to a new management company, Newport Property Ventures, owned by New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez.

Residents, who have filed hundreds of complaints with the county alleging serious problems with rodent infestations, mold, crumbling floors and ceilings, say the firm has not responded.

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And a well-documented philanderer, as written about in that bastion of journalistic integrity, People Magazine

After putting up with years of flirtations with other women, Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia finally left the Yankee star over his rumored affair with Madonna and his newfound interest in Kabbalah, according to sources close to the situation.

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And the latest announcement that his steroid suspension has been upheld and he

will miss the entire season...

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It has been speculated that Dallas Braden put in a call to Bud Selig to go even harder

on A-Rod since he traipsed across his mound...

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But little known is A-Rod's hatred for little kittens.

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All proceeds of the Alex Rodriguez Hates Cats Calendars will go to the Humane Society.

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Cat sandwich. Despicable.

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Cat revenge. Pussy.

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