The A's are having a September 2012 redux. 86 HRs since the All star break, 184 on the year. 6-2 A's on a couple o jacks and some good ole fashioned soft bullpen underbelly, 7th inning stretch. The upstairs neighbors had a party I didn't know about and now I'm a few drinks in so whatevs we can't beat good pitchers or something. We're #2 !!! (if everything plays out the way it should).
Mariners Management - 12 straight non playoff seasons:
I'm sure the incredibly loyal fans appreciate you ruining the infield dirt. Makes up for 12 years of suck, totally.