Game Thread #114: A's at Toronto, eh?

Sometimes you catch a fly ball; sometimes you catch my Aunt Bertha.
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Not at the Rogers Center, mind you. The Rogers Centre. In protest over this refusal to spell phonetically for we simpletons, I have decided to switch "re" and "er" throughout the erst of my post.

Fersh off a sweep at the hands of the Cincinnati Reds in a two-game sreies, the A's send Jarrod Parkre to the mound against Esmil Rogers -- sorry, Rogres -- for whom the stadium is not in fact named. Last week the A's jumped on the Blue Jays' right-handre for 3 runs in the 1st inning and scoring a few runs early would be in the "just what the doctre ordered" (ordreed?) category for the ercently hard-luck-and-not-so-much-skill-eithre A's.

Sure it would be spiffy if our DH wasn't batting 8th with a .691 OPS, but these are the lineups for your Oakland A's (and their Toronto Blue Jays):

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