Let's say you were a big league baseball player. You're coming off of a few years with your club and you aren't especially expensive for signing purposes. By an amazing coincidence every single team offers you the same amount of money, leaving it up to you to decide which ball-club you would like to join. Therefore you decide to make a list with both a top five and a bottom five.
Let's assume we would all choose the A's (What free agent wouldn't?), and so won't count them as part of this exercise.
My Top 5:
3) Tampa Bay
5) St. Louis
My Bottom 5:
1) New York (Yankees)
2) San Francisco
4) Texas (Rangers)
5) Anaheim/Orange County/ Los Angeles/ Southern California/ Disneyland
My list is based off of fans, current players/record, cities and other things.
List your top 5 and bottom 5 in the comments, this should be pretty interesting.