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Jersey Dilemma




I've always been a huge fan of the jerseys and the Jersey T-shirts, however there appears to be a problem: nearly every time I get one something seems to happen to the player. I will give you a history of my apparel:

Barry Zito Jersey 2006 - FA signed with gnats

Daric Barton Jersey 2007 - hit .357 in September call up, has since gone off the deep (shallow) end

Mark Ellis Shirt 2008 - Only one that seemed to have some continuity

Ryan Sweeney Shirt 2010 - Traded to the Sux

Stephen Curry Shirt 2010 - Ankels imploded

Monta Ellis Shirt 2011 - Traded to the Bucks

Nnamdi Asomugha Jersey 2011 Christmas - Literally 2 weeks later had his contract voided because of a random clause

Jemile Weeks Shirt 2012 - Should've gotten a Sacramento one

The question now becomes, should I buy a new one? I really want a Reddick or Cespedes shirt, but I don't want something shitty to happen if I do. I'm pretty damn sure I'm cursed, and I'm asking your permission to buy a new shirt for this season.