or start eating a shit ton of gorditas. This is the only sure fire way to ruin verlander's life. oh wait, he still gets to go home and round the bases with Kate Upton? And he's buddies with Conan now? And he's actually likeable on television? And he get paid the combined A's roster's salaries? Give us SOMETHING.
...we can just throw tomatoes at him.
LET'S GO OAKLAND.