This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to win if you don't have the money
Oakland Athletics 
We win when we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the Yankees, who suck.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just earn the draft picks from the players they take
And the baseball gets done
And the ballgames get won
And the franchise will be still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke our hearts and beat us
And tore us to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
When we lost, it hurt but then
Fuentes got DFA'd

Now the chalk on dirt makes a beautiful line
And tarp is off, first pitch will be on time
So I'm glad we got burned
Never pitch Tyson, we learned
And the franchise will be still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay at home
In a stadium that's built for football
And then we will walk off
And dance the Bernie right on the field
Anyway, this team is great
Our GM's smarter than you

Look at me still talking while there's sabermetrics to run
We can talk later after the series has been won
I have matchups to review
There's more research still to do
And the franchise will be still alive
And believe me we are still alive
I hate the Giants and we're still alive
CJ sucks and we are still alive
We don't have money but we're still alive
And when you lose we will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive

Link to original song