1/8/12 Lounge: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
So based on that last thread, there seem to be some people confused with the point of AN. Let me remind you:
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Yes, this is a baseball blog.
Oh, who am I kidding, it's the playoffs, and that was an exciting game. Here's a fresh lounge for y'all to trash.....
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I'm actually optimistic about the 49ers chances next week.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't usually ask for anything nor celebrate my birthday
but a Saints and Patriots win would be super cool
I'm on the 10th.
Of April, though. Just something to keep in mind.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
well, I didn't tell y'all the day of the month, so it's a little tougher than y'all thought....
There's no crying in baseball!
I believe in celebrating my birthday year.
It begins at midnight on April 10, and ends the following year at 1159pm on April 9.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
There is a distinct lack of curling in that poll.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
If all is going according to plan, my parents are currently sitting in IAD, awkwardly not talking while awaiting a flight to Dubai.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Watching this truffle thing on 60 Minutes is making me hungry.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
exhausting, really.
It was easier in my 30s…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 8, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
doing well
I get tired easily though and I still have a little headache, so naps are required. Of course, when I’m all healed, I’ll still insist that naps are required….
There's no crying in baseball!
Geez, it must be time for primaries.
A Mittens commercial, followed by She Turned Me Into A Newt, and finally an ad for The Crazy Texan.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
that guy from Texas is actually still spending money? Seems...irresponsible.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 8, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
It's campaign money. He can't really do anything else with it, can he?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
So this is the first time that I've really seen Tebow play for a while
He throws really funny. I can’t quite put my finger on it, and it’s not just because he’s a lefty, but it looks odd.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yeah
He seems like every throw, he was putting out twice the effort that Roethlisberger was.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
effort should not make up for lack of skill, but it seems to with him.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 8, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
His bread and butter and running around crazily in the backfield
as his WRs break downfield. You can’t really game plan that as on OC and as a DC you just hope your DBs don’t lose their coverage
It works, though
I did like seeing the option come back to the NFL though.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
It works but it is such a gamble you can't go into a game saying this is our plan.
It comes from a lack of reading coverage and not throwing before the WR breaks. So he does create things out of nothing in a sense that he saw nothing, then does crazy shit behind the line and viola deep pass completion when he is accurate.
I gotta give him credit, he made a couple of pretty throws.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I thought this was kind of an odd entry
On an “Eat this, not that,” post… 20 habits that make you fat:
No. 16: Having overweight friends. Harsh but true.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
(No. 16a : avoid going to AN parties hungry)
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 8, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
pretty sure that's something you can eat
and not worry about gaining weight
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
"Tebow? Oh, he was a good boy....always stood still while I hemmed his pants..."
“Do you think he shot Buckwheat?”
“Oh, sure! That’s all he ever talked about!”
Hello friends!
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 8, 2012 8:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Buenas Tardes Amigos
Hola, my good friends
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
why is target so dangerous?!?!!?
I need to learn to leave my credit card at home
There's no crying in baseball!
true.
I did get the three items I went to purchase…..and just a wee bit more….
There's no crying in baseball!
I walk in to buy some toothpaste and walk out with 3 bags of shit, 100 bucks poorer.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I hope you at least remember the toothpaste
I hate when I forget to buy the one thing I went there to get….
There's no crying in baseball!
My policy now is to start by getting the things I came for.
Then I wander the store and find the stuff I never knew I couldn’t live without.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I nearly had two crashes today: a fawn and a cyclist.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Huh....
I just found out, the A’s signed Fabio.
Athletics signed LHP Fabio Castro to a minor league contract.
There's no crying in baseball!
everybody wish elcroata a Happy B'day if he shows up :)
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
hopefully the most interesting man in the world is doing something worthy of the title
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
but you're a...um...you're a...um...ahem. yes, we all wanna be elcroata.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
lol my friend's description on his Super Bowl party invite
I’ve been throwing Superbowl Parties for a long time. I know how to do this shit.
I wondered why I was so hot on the dance floor tonight
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 10, 2012 2:07 AM PST up reply actions
I'm great!
…because I’m on vacation all week. Of course, I haven’t started any of the projects around the house I need to finish yet….but I’m working up to it.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
sitting here with blais, watching the pats beat the jets on nov. 13th. and braising chickie's thighs.
Lady Jesa
sounds good, on all accounts
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I think I need to win the lottery
Or sell my dignity to a reality TV show. That’s how people get rich now, right?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
You could spin your blog off into a book and get it optioned by Hollywood
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
awful...no more field goals please. lsu forgot to show up
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
lsu finally crossed the 50 yard line for the first time...in the fourth quarter. dang.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Oh puke
The heartbreak of the torrnado is being redeemed by this Alabama victory (according to the announcer).
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
I can imagine people saying
“I don’t like football and I didn’t go to Alabama, can I have my house back?”
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
my plans to be productive tonight have had a wrench thrown in them.....
anyone seen my wrench? can’t get this nut off the tire without it….
There's no crying in baseball!
Just, like, an 8" crescent wrench?
Sure, I can deliver.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
do you know where I live?
I can thank you with cookies. or string cheese. or wine.
that’s about all I have.
There's no crying in baseball!
I don't. D:
Text me your address and I shall stop by.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
awesome, just sent you a text.
not sure where you are coming from, so you can mapquest it.
There's no crying in baseball!
hold on...i'll be there too...with a video camera...in the corner...don't mind me
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Wenches for everyone!☺
And BEER!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Wenches for those of you who fancy them
and nuts for the rest of us?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
Ok!
But BEER FOR EVERYONE!!!!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
6 hours of teaching the kiddies. :(
….and another 3 hours of math homework with Thomas. He can’t do figures at all today. Poor kid.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Adding, subtracting, and multiplying fractions, and mixed numbers.
He understood it on Friday, but its all gone today. “Momma said there’d be days like this…”
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
oh soo confusing....so many processes. Need any teaching advice?
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
Not really, but thanks Berry Jo.♥
I just need to remember that he can’t help his problem. The physical development of his brain makes memory difficult. The sad part, is that he did so well last week. Two steps forward, and one back. Our goal is to help him lead an independent life, were he can do the basic things, like balance his checkbook, etc. The neat part is that he always has a HUGE smile on his face!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Thanks, stm. That means a lot to me.
I just get so discouraged with the setbacks. Sometimes he just gets a blank look and there is no way to get through. I have to just let him go play.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
He'll be thirteen in March.
The Math tutor is preparing all the kids for the State’s 6th grade tests. It’s just too much for him.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
It's requirements are just stupid.
I didn’t learn fractions until 8th grade. This crap that we are soo far behind the rest of the world, forgets that there are those who don’t NEED to know it, and those who CAN’T know it.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
this stuff can be so abstract that its hard for kids to understand in the best of circumstances. just remember the victories and hopefully it makes the tougher times a bit easier for the both of you.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
yeah....abstract stuff is very difficult to remember. AND teaching some of the fractions stuff with manipulatives is difficult as well!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
i help my niece every now. world needs more people like tutu
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
fractions are very confusing....look the same - act different
h
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
One of the fortunes of war in construction, is that, believe it or not,
I never dealt with fractions, I always converted fractions to 100ths of a foot. Works great with a calculator, and you can do it in your head.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
yup...there are great calculators that do the hard calculations. When I was a spec ed teacher I was always debating about
teaching the processes or teaching the calculator…..tried to hit a happy medium
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
His problem isn't doing the calculations.
His problem is that he can’t understand the word problems, and doesn’t know HOW to solve a problem. His counselor said it has to do with his brain not seeing words as a movie picture, like most of us do. Words are just sounds to him.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Yeah, Its tough to teach problem solving to someone who doesn't see a problem.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I used to spend a lot of time helping kids recognize the words that are necessary to setting up problems from words
we’d cross out stuff and replace it until all that was left is the problrm
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
We are working on that concept.
Thomas can understand directions, but doesn’t decipher questions. I don’t know if that can be taught.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Goodnight, buddy!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Goodnight, everyone!
Sleep well.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Hola
I’ve decided the android fb app sucks
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 9:54 PM PST via mobile reply actions
What kind?
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Nice
I had a 2006 reserve cab from ferrari carano earlier tonight for a birthday celebration
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 10:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
dunno if you saw or not but I am attending my friends SB party
but will probably bail once it ends and head back up if you guys are going late
I'm using it to chat D:
So many people only talk on fb chat D:
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 10:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
dude, this is harder than I thought
why didn’t I just go buy new tires? or a new bike? that might have been easiest….
There's no crying in baseball!
oh, and I don't know for a fact that it's the tubes that are flat
it might also/instead be a hole in the tires themselves
There's no crying in baseball!
Hi
This sounds like complication
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
everything is possible with the springy hat
oooooh, just got the second tire off….now I have a frame with no tires. I couldn’t ride it before with two flat tires, but now I really can’t ride it…..
There's no crying in baseball!
well, since I'm still having problems getting the tires off the rims, i might not ever get them back onto the bike.....
roller blades, I should just stick with those….
There's no crying in baseball!
that's it, I'm replacing my bike with this bad boy

Okay, sure, I might be three feet too tall for it, but I don’t care, it’s still gotta be easier than what I’m trying to do here….
There's no crying in baseball!
It's hard to improve on that
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
okay, now I've got a pile of bike parts in the middle of my floor
but the Kyli wrench is on top of it all, so take THAT you silly bike!
I’ll try again tomorrow. it’s bedtime for me.
There's no crying in baseball!
Why not?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
Is anyone running out to buy the Moneyball DVD at 12:01?
I’m not…..though I will buy it tomorrow.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
Might as woooooooo
Maybe not
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Hola
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Gigs! pam!
I’m Watching Hartsfield’s Landing and thinking of the two of you.
“Politics in New Hampshire is what?”
“Retail.”
Also, do NOT mess with Charlie.
And, most importantly, “see the whole board.” So. Cool.
Happy New Year, the rest of you. Here’s hoping you’ve been resolute with your resolutions so far. If not, don’t fret. If you truly cared about doing something, you wouldn’t have waited for a new year to start. And first prize to those of you who never made any resolutions because you correctly figured out that you’re perfect just the way you are.
Cheers.
♥
I’ve been rewatching some of the election episodes now that we’re into election season in real life….oh West Wing, how I miss you so….
There's no crying in baseball!
I got drunk, I got to dance and I got to dance with Amanda
I am a happy Chicken this evening
Good night
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
Got in my car this morning to go to the gym, the Rise Guys were talking about how there's no way Hue Jackson would be fired and what their first conversation would be.
Worked out for an hour.
Got in the car, and Hue Jackson was fired.
Life changes quickly.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I have a hard time understanding why anyone thought he would be safe
virtually every GM wants his own guy and not the leftovers forced upon him.
The NHRA winter Nationals are Feb 9-12.:)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
nope. just waiting for auto racing seasons to begin.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Momma did buy me some BEER, though. :)
I guess I’m set for the night.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
day lounging?
I’m not sure that’s legal.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 10, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Wait a minute!
You are trying to use “ethical” and “legal” in reference to the same subject? How does that work? Besides, we are talking about BEER! :)
Oh. Retirement is great! ( I wasn’t sure if I told you that before.)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
retirement sounds a lot like unemployment to me.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 10, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, but with retirement, you can still pay the bills.
Well, kind of….
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I think he sends food to his creditors.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
How did your water problem work out?
Did the owners get it checked out?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
cool. You certainly didn't need that stress put on you
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Soup & warm bread
I swear I am subconsciously eating better for no good reason, gonna have to wash this down with donuts and chocolate milk
dammit cope!
cover up when you are doing that!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 10, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
its the lounge
not the bathroom
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
A bit of advice....
If you’re going to be the head coach of the Oakland Raiders….rent but don’t buy.
But seriously, folks....
That non real org won a lot of games
All I see is a rookie owner, a rookie GM and now a most likely rookie head coach. So great now the Raiders will be like every other team….most of which fail……WooHoo!
But seriously, folks....
8 is not a lot
This way they can burn it down with no residual Al leftovers with the exception of Trask.
So we're only counting last season then......I'm talking about the last 50 years.
I don’t want to burn everything down….that’s my point.
But seriously, folks....
No I don't
some of the moves worked some of them didn’t but I have no desire to become the Oakland Packers.
The Raiders are unique but so far McKenzie seems pretty ordinary to me.
But seriously, folks....
He's one of my all time favorite actors
and Cool Hand Luke is one of my 10 favorite movies.
But seriously, folks....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is one of my all time favorite westerns.
But seriously, folks....
I also like "Hombre"
“If he tries to leave, shoot him once; if he tries to take the money, shoot him twice; if he tries to take the water, empty the gun.”
So Cope.....what did you think of your boys on Sunday?
I only watched the last 20 minutes but man that was a heck of a game.
But seriously, folks....
Well, we all enjoy our teams in different ways.
I have to say I can’t wait for the game on Saturday night. On paper the Pats should roll but there is a magic to this Broncos team that can’t be denied.
But seriously, folks....
I'm just rooting for a good game.
But it’s not in me to ever and I mean ever root for the Broncos to win anything.
But seriously, folks....
Just finished the Raiders press conference
Mark Davis has quite the bowl cut…..he looks like a low rent John Gruden…..both Davis and McKenzie could use some work on giving a speech.
But seriously, folks....
If Al Golden wasn't so busy burning up the recruitment trail he'd be happy to help.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It won't happen but....
if I could pick the next Raiders coach I’d go Brian Billick……I’d like to see someone with some experience in there and I like offensive minded head coaches.
I guess it’ll be Winston Moss or some other Packers assistant though.
But seriously, folks....
So my Jayhawks, Raiders, A's and Kings have fired their coaches in the last few months.
so far I’m not a fan of any of the guys who were hired as the replacement.
But seriously, folks....
I don't dislike Melvin.....I just have no opinion of him.
Weiss I think will be a disaster at KU but most people are a disaster at KU.
But seriously, folks....
This.
He’s adorable and spunky and nice and doesn’t incite me to violence.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Fair enough
I just hope the don’t hold next season’s record against him….no one could win with that team.
But seriously, folks....
Top 10 Paul Newman Movies
1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
3. The Verdict
4. The Hustler
5. Harper
6. The Color of Money
7. The Sting
8. Slap Shot
9. Nobody’s Fool
10 Hud
But seriously, folks....
Absence of Malice
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
UPS has my Moneyball. WHY IS IT NOT HERE.
Anyone know if the special features in the bluray/dvd combo pack are all on the bluray, or if any are on the dvd?
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I've played about 2 hours of Skyrim.....they've really changed the mechanics of the game quite a bit.
I went Imperial and I joined the Thieves Guild because I like to sneak around.
But seriously, folks....
Haven't been there yet.....I've just been to Whiterun and Riften.
I’m going to put the main story line off for a while and focus on making money and building my character up…..smithing looks like the way to add points easily.
But seriously, folks....
All you are gonna do is have all these perk points you can't use yet
better off leveling by exploring using all your abilities
I'm just going to bank the perks
and use them once I’ve built up sneak, light armor, one hand and lock picking.
But seriously, folks....
Mike Mularkey as new Jaguars coach
He’s had some success as an OC in Pittsburgh and Atlanta but his 1 1/2 year run as Buffalo’s head coach wasn’t much.
But seriously, folks....
Well, you have maybe two good receivers, an old RB and a FB playing QB so it's hard to judge.
But seriously, folks....
I'm no Tebow fan, but he actually made some nice throws against Pittsburgh.
I wouldn’t want him as the 49ers QB, but he throws the deep ball better than Alex Smith.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
He does throw a nice deep ball.....his 10-15 yard passes might be the worst I've ever seen though.
But hey they’re 8-4 with him under center so what the hell.
But seriously, folks....
Hell, ride him as far as he'll take you.
Who knows, maybe he’ll have some trade value this offseason.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If they traded Tebow there would be a riot in Denver
he’s the Broncos QB next year for sure with the win over the Steelers even though Elway and Fox hate him.
But seriously, folks....
That's probably true.
But if and when he falters, he’ll lose all his value.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm not sure he has any value outside of one of the Florida teams wanting him to sell tickets.
I still don’t think he’s a long term viable QB but who knows?
But seriously, folks....
I agree, I think defenses will figure him out.
I don’t think anyone will give up a 1st round pick for him. But a 3rd or 4th rounder? Maybe. And before this year, I doubt he would’ve netted even that.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd take him as a FB and a wildcard type player
put him in there and let him make a few football plays….the kid has talent and drive.
But seriously, folks....
I think a smart coach could find a way to use him 7-8 times a game
that would help you win.
But seriously, folks....
As an opposing coach...
And using 49ers players as examples, since I know them better, I’d probably assign Patrick WIllis to shadow Tebow, while letting Aldon Smith go after him on every sack. I’d drop my safeties back and let Bowman and the DL worry about the run.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd stack the box
and play press defense on the receivers and make Tebow throw into a small window.
But seriously, folks....
Good move by Dallas bringing in Bill Callahan as an offensive coach.
He’s good at building a running game.
But seriously, folks....
After tonight I've decided the best omelette is one with sharp cheddar, tomato and avocado.
But seriously, folks....
There used to be a place here that did one with Italian sausage and sauteed onions and red and green peppers.
Amazing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Bill Mueller got 4 Hall of Fame votes?
Brad Radke got 2?…..seriously the “writers” who did this should lose their vote.
But seriously, folks....
No but he is someone who wants you to say Miller and spells his name Mueller.
But seriously, folks....
No one is.:)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Kouz has no rings☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm still holding out for this.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Well, you can't root for Kouz to get ring AND root for him to play for the A's.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yes I can.
He will be on the rebound, and sign with the A’s when we win it all in 2015. WOOHOO!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm going to go out on a limb and say President Obama will win the New Hampshire Democratic Primary tonight.
But seriously, folks....
Wow. Even my mom won't vote for me.
Hell, I’m not sure I’d vote for me.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
To be fair I did once think it was a good idea to vote for Bill Bradley and John Edwards.
But seriously, folks....
I worked for the Bradley campaign....what a f'ing mess that thing was.
and it turns out John Edwards was kind of a fraud in pretty much every way.
But seriously, folks....
I've never worked for any campaigns.
My cousin’s kid ran a campaign office in Penn. for Obama in ’08.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Politics was my life before I decided I wanted a life and got into teaching.
It was fun and crazy and awful and amazing but you sure didn’t make much money.
But seriously, folks....
My Business Practices instructor warned us not to work for campaigns.
Or, more correctly, he said not to do work for a campaign unless you believed in the cause and were willing to give your work away for free. He said campaigns always put off paying photogs and graphic artists, and almost never ended up paying them at all.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I got stiffed more than once....mostly on local campaigns
and for years I worked for free which is not in my DNA but it was what you had to do to get your foot in the door.
I was about to start a business with some friends that helped do the fundraising part of the gig but I got out instead.
But seriously, folks....
I have some friends who manage campaigns here in SC.
They typically win 70-75% of their elections. That’s amazing, considering that they manage Democrats in South Carolina. They always have juicy gossip on politicians, too.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had a Pittsburgh Pirates like winning percentage
to be fair I never came close to managing anything so I can’t get much of the blame.
My favorite thing was I did some speech writing…..that I really loved.
But seriously, folks....
Ooh, that sounds like fun.
I would try to write a speech that rhymes, just to see if anyone notices.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Or it would be fun to try to work in famous phrases from movies.
“And I told my son, ‘I am your father.’”
“And she just looked at me and said, ‘Play it, Sam.’”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
But you can call your wife a cunt any time the mic is on, right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Depends on how much you hate half your shit.
Since that’s what she’ll be taking.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I know you don't value modern metrics.
But if you did, you’d say that Larkin was a bit better offensively, but Trammell was a lot better defensively.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yes, with Larkin having a slight edge.
I was a huge Alan Trammell fan as a kid.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Trammell/Whitaker was one of the best middle infield combos I've ever seen.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Actually, THE best.
Or at least the most fun to watch.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Two crazy rumors....Gruden is coming back to Oakland....sure....and the Raiders are going to sigh Matt Flynn....sure part 2
But seriously, folks....
I would have brought him back but our new rookie GM is getting to make his play.
I don’t have good feelings about it in my gut.
But seriously, folks....
I feel bad for the next coach.
He’s coming into a bad situation, what with the lack of high draft picks.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I still think talent wise the Raiders are even footing with the rest of the division.
My biggest concern as I said above is rookie owner + rookie GM + rookie head coach = uh-oh.
But seriously, folks....
It took Jed York what, 10 years to figure out how to hire a HC?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah that has turned out pretty well for the 49ers.
I want a veteran offensive minded head coach but I doubt it’ll happen.
I’d also like to see them go get an established DC and move to the 3-4.
But seriously, folks....
I like the 3-4.
I think it makes a lot more sense in this age of pass-first offenses. Plus, LB’s have become so strong and fast that they’re often as good against the run as DL’s.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm a 4-3 guy at heart but I think 3-4 would work better for their talent.
Seymour is a great 3-4 DL and Kelly could be a nice NT.
But seriously, folks....
I just feel that effective D these days requires speed more than size.
Hell, it seems like DL’s are used almost as blockers nowadays, opening holes for the LB’s.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I think it depends on what division you play in as well.
The AFC West is a run first division outside of San Diego.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, but I think a 3-4 can be very effective against the run, too.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s what Baltimore and Pittsburgh run, is it not?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yes
I’m not saying it can’t. As I said I’m for the Raiders switching to the 3-4. If I was building a team from scratch I’d build a 4-3 team but that doesn’t mean I’m right.
But seriously, folks....
Fair enough.
Personally, I’d build a team around the OL on offense and the front 7 on D, but I’d go with a 3-4. Still, I think success ultimately depends on controlling the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd avoid throwing my franchise QB out there until I have the guys to protect him
I don’t want to David Carr his career.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
David Carr wasn't accurate enough
so even with a good line I doubt he would have been a good QB.
If you wait for a QB when there’s one on the board you’ll most likely be waiting to win for years.
But seriously, folks....
I'd use FA to add depth
but I’d try to get most of my starters through the draft.
But seriously, folks....
I like all women and BEER!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I can see your point.
But it seems like QB’s are hard to find and usually take awhile to develop. So I’d be willing to spend for one.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It depends
Newton and Dalton look like hits right out of the box but I concede it depends on the talent coming out the year you draft.
But seriously, folks....
That's true.
I guess a lot also depends on how they’re coached. Nolan and Singletary pretty much ruined Alex Smith, I think. And I still say that Kordell Stewart should’ve been great, damn it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
and now fans in Jacksonville...all 4 of them get to enjoy that baloney as their HC.
But seriously, folks....
and I'd never draft a running back or WR in the first 2 rounds
and I’d never give a RB a second contract.
But seriously, folks....
Nope, not worth it.
Too many good players at both positions available in the mid rounds.
Speaking of, are you familiar with NFL rules regarding compensation for FA’s?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Somewhat on the compensation front.
I know for instance that the Raiders should get a 3rd round pick for Nnamdi.
But seriously, folks....
If I understand the rules correctly, the 49ers get nothing if they lose Gore and Alex Smith, right?
Since Gore is in his 7th year and Smith in his 6th?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I want to say there's no compensation after their 4th year, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah but Nnamdi was well past his 4th year
it’s also possible the rules have changed with the last CBA.
But seriously, folks....
Ah, could be.
If they can get compensated, I’m ok with letting them walk. Gore is a terrific player, but he’s bound to be nearing his effective end. And Smith isn’t a long-term answer.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Didn't Gore just sign a new deal?
They’d lose all the bonus money wouldn’t they?
But seriously, folks....
I thought he re-signed earlier this season but you know the team better than I do.
But seriously, folks....
I recall hearing something about him postponing contract talks until after the season.
But it’s possible that I’m wrong. That almost happened once.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ah, thanks.
Cool, I can live with him being back next year. If he falters, Hunter seems capable.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've seen people wearing their gear.
But I live in the South.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
The Panthers are big where you are right?
The Cam Newton run should be fun to root for.
But seriously, folks....
Most folks here are Cowboys fans but because of McFadden I see a fair amount of Raiders stuff
of course there are Raiders fans everywhere.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, it doesn't hurt that they have probably the best uniforms in the all of pro sports.
And that they have a reputation for being tough as shit.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Certain types of people are just drawn to the Raiders....the renegade thing.
But seriously, folks....
Yes, but it's funny. Most of them seem to be so staid in real life.
Maybe that’s how they act out their aggression.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
and the Raiders haven't really been THE RAIDERS since the late 80's
even the good Gruden/Callahan teams weren’t all that rough they were just solid.
But seriously, folks....
True, they really left that style of play behind.
You know, SIngletary likes smashmouth football. Maybe they should hire him…
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah, and the 49ers.
Apparently before the Panthers came along, the 49ers were huge here. But in the last 10 years or so, a lot of Northerners have started wintering here. So you actually see mostly Pats, Giants and Jets fans around here, along with a fair number of Ravens and Steelers fans. I’d say the Panthers are probably the 6th most popular team in this area.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
There are Steelers, Packers, Cowboys, Giants, Raiders and Browns fans no matter where you are.
The Patriots are like the 49ers were in the 80’s in that they have a lot of recent fans because of all the success but we’ll see if it lasts.
But seriously, folks....
But around here, there are a lot of people from the NE area.
Seriously, there are so many snowbirds that someone started a website called gobacktoohio.com.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have some friends who drove down to Jacksonville to go to a game.
But they weren’t Jaguars fans. I don’t think they have a favorite NFL team. Actually, I think they went because drinking far from home is more fun than drinking near home. The wife got so drunk that on the way back, she rolled down the window and puked all over the side of her husband’s truck. His white truck. Owned by a man with OCD issues when it comes to cleanliness.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ok, it's nigh-night time.
Take care, folks. Talk atcha later!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I think you mean goodnight, Brian...since it was just you and me here.
Sleep well, Oz.
But seriously, folks....
I suggest following the main quest as far as getting the full unrelenting shout
then go do your own thing. This way you have a pretty useful shout and have started random dragon attacks.
Hey, if you're into Skyrimjobs, that's up to you. I'm not judging.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I wanted to spend some of my time with my real family.:)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I guess we'll let you slide for that. This time, anyway.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Schottenheimer's to Tampa?
Marty is great until the playoffs….not as sold on Brian even though he went to KU for a year.
But seriously, folks....
I was going through a box in the garage and I found about 10 360 games I never played.
I keep buying these games and then never find time to play them.
But seriously, folks....
I've stared it down, but it's not rebuilding itself yet
I just got home though, so I’m giving myself a break before I tackle it again….
There's no crying in baseball!
mostly good
I still have random moments of sharp pain, but they don’t seem to last long. It still hurts whenever I sleep on my back, which is only a problem if I roll onto my back in the middle of the night….which I do frequently….so I don’t sleep well….sigh….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
have you tried making a pillow fort against your body?
I had to do that for a month or so when my shoulder was all messed up
last night I had six pillows surrounding my head
this morning I had one pillow on the bed, and five on the floor.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
I usually have two
although one is getting flattened, so I either need a third one, or get new pillows. I love new pillows….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
so, you're a fluffer, eh?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Yikes!
I’ve been trying to follow along, but can’t keep up! Sounds like you are doing ok, so that’s good!
no worries
I kept it kinda hush hush for a while — it’s the second cyst removed (had another one taken out in September). I’m wearing cute hats to work this week to cover the spot, so at least that’s a good thing. :)
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
I need another springy hat, one that I can change teh design of each day so that I can wear it all year long
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
ooooooh, green and gold flowers!!!
♥♥♥
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know.....we might need to reboot the Lounge.
I’d happily go back to DLD’s as more folks would enter those.
But seriously, folks....
He was with Rod Brooks midday for many years
in which he spent the time campaigning to be the next coach or to fix players
Back in the late 80's I liked Tim Roye in Sacramento
he was sharp and didn’t do much schtick.
But seriously, folks....
he's a great radio play by play guy. he's no grant napear though.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
I guess the 2 points the Falcons scored against the Giants put Mularkey over the top to get the Jaguars job.
But seriously, folks....
falcon should fire mike smith and hire jeff fisher. mike smith can't get them over the hump. i'd rather coach matt ryan than sam bradford.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
You know I'm starting to think my Jets vs Falcons Super Bowl pick might not happen.
But seriously, folks....
I have this odd urge to get back into basketball
but I have no desire to watch Kings games as they stink and I can’t take another bad team.
But seriously, folks....
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Polls are reporting that Athletics Nation finished 4th in the New Hampshire Republican Primary tonight.
There’s no report if AN’s campaign will go on to South Carolina where rumors of several love children have dogged the candidate.
But seriously, folks....
AN South Carolina spokesman Ozzman99 had this to say about the rumors
“What can I say….we’re very slutty and we like to get around.”
But seriously, folks....
I was just joking since I come to an A's blog and talk about the Raiders so much.
But seriously, folks....
Ugh. Headache coming on.
Me and the pain meds are going to go have a little party in my bed. Good night all!
There's no crying in baseball!
night lynn!
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 10, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
I had Moneyball on in the background while I was doing Daddy stuff
and damn it…..that movie is starting to make me love the Oakland A’s again.
But seriously, folks....
When I was a kid I either wanted to be a cowboy, an astronaut or an insurance adjuster.
But seriously, folks....
My new plan is to sleep when I'm dead so I should get a nice rest sometime next week.
But seriously, folks....
You know what I miss the most about college?
Long philosophical discussions about things that don’t really matter that go all night…..well, that and the sex.
But seriously, folks....
I sure wish that college at a state school and job training
for kids who don’t want to go to college was free or darn cheap for students coming out of High School.
I can’t understand why we’ve allowed college to become so damn expensive. We put kids deep into debt after they pay for school and that just isn’t right.
But seriously, folks....
The way things are going I figure I have to put away $5000 a year to pay for her college
and that’s if she goes to a good college…..a great college and I’m screwed.
But seriously, folks....
An Ivy League school and they'll just have to kill me for the life insurance money to pay for it.
But seriously, folks....
Little known fact....The U.S. Constitution was written on the back of a cocktail napkin.
But seriously, folks....
After years of studying this stuff I really don't care for Thomas Jefferson much.
He was brilliant but kind of a prick.
But seriously, folks....
My favorite color is blue but I'll only use pens with black ink.
I’m pretty sure this means I’m gay.
But seriously, folks....
or that I resent my mother and want to kill my father....or the other way around.
But seriously, folks....
It could also mean I think black looks better on the paper....nah....I want to kill Dad.
But seriously, folks....
Serious question.....is there any logical reason to be against Gay Marriage?
Shouldn’t conservatives want more people to be married and having a family?
But seriously, folks....
My little princess is very fussy tonight.
I think it’s going to be a long day.
But seriously, folks....
One thing is for sure I'm going to have to break out some Diet Cokes to make it through the day.
But seriously, folks....
I sure hope a lot of the people who seem to have left AN come on back once the season starts.
We need everybody to get through the upcoming season.
But seriously, folks....
The 2 dollars I spent on this back scratcher might be the best money I've ever spent.
But seriously, folks....
Next I'll talk about the 13 bucks I spent on my ear hair trimmer.
Then it’s on to earned income tax credit debate.
But seriously, folks....
I can't decide if I should try to go back to sleep for two hours or just stay up.
Where’s my magic 8 ball?
But seriously, folks....
As excited as I am for the return of Mad Men in March I'm just as excited about the return of Justified this month.
I want to be Raylan Givens when I grow up.
But seriously, folks....
I hit my head getting out of the car this morning
I should just go home, it’s going to be one of those days….
There's no crying in baseball!
Added bonus:
Every time you fart, you can just blame it on the bubble wrap. Of course, you’re also gonna have to breathe it in; no sharing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Speaking of farts, I think my cat just farted. It smells like used fish.
What ever happened to the dude with the farty dog?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Is there a place you can buy used fish?
Kinda taking the whole recycling thingy tuu far.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
They don't call it "used" anymore. Now it's "pre-owned."
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Pre-owned by a little old lady,
who only ate it on Fridays.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Better than pre-owned by a frat guy.
Who ate it in frozen stick form for lunch on Friday, only to regurgitate it Saturday morning after marinating it in tequila all night.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I can't wait until this Lounge thread is old enough to drive.
I could use some help running errands.
But seriously, folks....
I just got an email at work from someone named Jane "giggles" Smith
(first and last names changed)
Should I start including my screen name in my email sig?
There's no crying in baseball!
For working with students?
I think Jane “spits fire at stupid people” Smith is probably going to serve you better.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
I do not understand having blood drawn.
I could pay characters from SyFy channel movies way less to STAB ME AND SUCK THE LIFE FORCE FROM MY BODY.
On the upside, I found the thin line between passing out and not passing out.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
If you stuck a needle in me right now the only thing that would come out would be Diet Coke.
But seriously, folks....
Getting blood drawn never bothered me.
I guess blood doesn’t matter when you don’t have a soul.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You know what sucks?
When you have a craving for a certain dish (say… oh, I don’t know, General Tso’s), so you order some from a restaurant you don’t normally order from, and it turns out to be terrible. So disappointing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Another rumor I heard is that the A's are signing Prince Fielder's gardener.
But seriously, folks....
Good call. That guy can rake.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
by ozzman99 on Jan 11, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It's looking like the character of Bed might be recast.
My demand to only have blue M&M’s in my dressing room and that no one could look me in the eye when I walked past them has not gone over well with management.
But seriously, folks....
pfft....the baseball scenes in the movie are the most baseball she's ever seen
my guess is she liked the scenes were Pitt works out.
But seriously, folks....
She rented it for me since she didn't know I had already seen it.
I watched it again late last night as I was taking care of Miss Fussy and I liked it more the second time.
But seriously, folks....
I liked it the 1st time, but maybe I'll watch it again.
In fact, I’ll buy it and watch it instead of watching the real games this year.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I still think they could of cut 10 minutes out of the movie as it does drag a bit in parts.
I don’t care about the parts that aren’t factual or 100% correct because it’s a movie it’s there to be entertaining.
But seriously, folks....
I'm gonna steal a page from Bed's book and do a top 10 list.
Top 10 sports cars (there are no objective criteria here, just what I like):
1. 1957 Corvette
2. Ferrari 250
3. Ferrari 365 GTB
4. Laborghini Murcielago
5. Porsche 356
6. BMW M3 E46
7. Ferrari 458 Italia
8. 2012 Corvette ZO6
9 Porsche Carrera GT
10. McLaren F1
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I love my car....it's fun to drive
I’d love to have a 65 Mustang someday. I don’t know any of the cars on your list but I’m not really a car guy.
But seriously, folks....
Shockingly, I've never driven any of the cars on my list. But I want them.
And I mean no offense to your Mustang, which by all accounts, is one hell of a car.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have no doubt it's not one of the Top 10 sports cars of all time
I doubt I’ll ever be able to afford anything on that list.
But seriously, folks....
Me neither.
But I plan to steal at least 3 of them at some point. After that, I’ll have 3 strikes, so I’ll spend the rest of my life pleasuring my cell mate.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm really hoping they've created co-ed prisons by then.
Also, I hope my cell mate is Mila Kunis.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't care what she got arrested for.
I’d be her bitch any day.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
1964 R-3 Avanti
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I liked Pitch Black....and uh......hmm....I've seen some of the Fast & Furious movies.
But seriously, folks....
As long as they put up a new lounge every few days so there's a place for Oz to crack me up I'll stick with AN.
But seriously, folks....
I mostly do to, but I hit up some of the FP stories from time to time.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I get my football information while reading about politics.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'll keep posting them for y'all
I think there might be a couple others who will also post some from time to time
There's no crying in baseball!
Then what's in your pants must be tasty.
We’re both so damn tired so beans and sausage was quick and easy.
But seriously, folks....
Top 10 sitcoms:
1. I Love Lucy
2. M*A*S*H*
3. Benson
4. Parks & Rec
5. Friends
6. Doby GIllis
7. The Burns & Allen Show
8. The Odd Couple
9. The Wonder Years
10. The Big Bang Theory
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've done this list...maybe more than once....my list was different.
I’m glad to see someone else doing the lists…..I was out of ideas.
But seriously, folks....
Apparently, so am I. If I'm doing lists you've done many times.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I think I've done at least 150 of them so you're bound to hit some of the ones I've done.
and many of them are about movies, TV and pop culture stuff.
But seriously, folks....
My problem is that it's hard for me to name 10 of anything.
I just don’t know much about much.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I love to rank things and make lists.....many history folks are like this
and for about 20 years I was a pop culture junkie but I’m clueless on anything recent.
But seriously, folks....
I don't usually rank things.
I pick the one that’s the best, and screw the rest.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I can do a top 10 list on almost anything that I have some knowledge on.
The list might be garbage but then so are most of my opinions.
But seriously, folks....
Exactly
and with me I don’t expect anyone to have the same opinions that I do.
But seriously, folks....
I expect everyone to have the same opinions I do.
It reaffirms my beliefs and makes me feel better about myself.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
This is my only one so I'll take your word on that.
It always cracks me up when people thinks their opinion is more right than someone else’s.
But seriously, folks....
Everyone knows that unless you agree with me, you're wrong.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't even agree with myself half the time.
and when it comes to baseball I concede there are people on AN that know a lot more about it than I do.
But seriously, folks....
There is a distinct lack of How I Met Your Mother on that list.
I am disappoint.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I dare you to pick one show to bump from my list to replace with HIMYM.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Also, the writing is way better on HIMYM.
I like TBBT a lot, don’t get me wrong, but I have to get my HIMYM fix Or Else.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
For me the big missing piece is Cheers
but it’s his list not mine. Many of the shows on his list I’ve never seen so I can’t judge.
But seriously, folks....
Mmm, Cheers.
Good call. Maybe I can bump The Wonder Years for Cheers.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Cheers is my number 1
Winnie Cooper would be mad if you dropped The Wonder Years though.
But seriously, folks....
I don't know what that is.....it was some thing about a math book she wrote for kids.
But seriously, folks....
Ah...I've seen some of it but never more than a few minutes
it’s on in syndication on like 14 channels on my DirecTV.
But seriously, folks....
Elizabeth Berkley
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I AM COMING BACK THE NEXT DAY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SO SO SO SO SO WRONG.
YOU HAVE JUST LOST ALL YOUR CREDIBILITY EVER.
GONE.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
LOOKING GOOD
The tweets from the Owner’s Meetings have all the players in conference, incl. the “Blue Ribbon” committee.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
Whatever is best for the team I guess
from a selfish stand point I have to admit I have no desire to travel to San Jose to watch them but that isn’t important at all.
But seriously, folks....
I'm a selfish bitch and I don't care.
Viva la Oakland!
(I actually held this opinion as well when I was living in the South Bay, so I don’t feel bad about it)
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
San Jose is too far from Arkansas. Oakland is just right.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well that and I have friends and family near Oakland so it's a place I enjoy.
San Jose has never done much for me when I’ve been there and I don’t know anyone who lives there so it’s not a good deal for me.
But seriously, folks....
I'll go at least once to see the new park
but I’d go more if they stay in Oakland.
But seriously, folks....
Yes....I'm sure that's been on their minds
As always I’ll see most of my A’s games in KC and Dallas although since my Uncle in Dallas died I imagine we’ll hit KC more.
But seriously, folks....
I don't think I'll even get the MLB package this year for DirecTV.
We’ll be gone for the summer and by the time we get home the A’s will be 57 games out of 1st place.
But seriously, folks....
Well, they had permission to build in Fremont, look how that turned out
If MLB agrees to let the team move, I think it’s 90% of the battle. Maybe 95% if the Giants are bought off. But it’s not a done deal.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Somehow, even in this economy, I think they'll find plenty of corporate sponsors.
Maybe they should talk to PG&E. I hear they have a bunch of money they were supposed to spend on gas pipeline maintenance just sitting around.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't know enough about the financial situation to know what to say.
All my friends in California are basically looking to get out for the most part because things are bad.
But seriously, folks....
New slogan: See the A's offense explode!
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
Top 10 meals I've ever eaten:
1. My mother’s goat pulao
2. Ozzwife’s Herbs de Provence short ribs
3. Ozzwife’s Cuban pork loin
4. The pork chop at High Cotton
5. The chicken paillard at 5 Loaves
6. Ozzwife’s gumbo
7. The lamb shank at Table 10
8. The duck confit club and garlic &blue cheese fries at the Tattooed Moose
9. Pernil
10. Ozzwife’s charmoula leg of lamb
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Parks & Rec.
Sorry about the poor quality, but here you go.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm not a fan of the head writer.
But a couple of my friends love the show.
But seriously, folks....
Yep
I don’t think we watch any sitcoms at the moment.
My wife is watching season 1 of Mad Men right now to see if she likes it.
But seriously, folks....
It's my favorite show currently on TV
1. Mad Men
2. Breaking Bad
3. Justified
4. No Reservations
5. PTI
and I like Person of Interest….that’s about it.
But seriously, folks....
I don't know #3-5.
Well, I know #4, but I’ve never watched it. I don’t like Anthony Bourdain.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
PTI is the Kornheiser and Wilbon on ESPN
and I love Bourdain….Justiified is a cool show about a US Marshall on FX based on a Elmore Leonard character.
But seriously, folks....
I heard Eastbound & Down is good.
I know, not related to anything you just said.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had Netflix but I never used it
so I dumped it….I use the On Demand thing and we still go to Hastings to rent movies.
But seriously, folks....
I've never heard of Hastings.
There’s a Blockbuster around the corner from here. I don’t know how they get enough business to stay open.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
All our Blockbusters closed
Hastings is a book/music/DVD/video games/coffee shop.
But seriously, folks....
That's only a part time gig.
Mostly I’m a squire for a dragon slayer.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Walkin' down the street, shootin' people that I meet, fully loaded Tommy gun.
Here comes the deputy, try fuckin’ gettin’ me, gotta fuckin’ get up and run.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Don't get me wrong, I can get down with a good burger.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Your list looks good to me
When it comes to food I’m pretty simple….I’ve gone out for fancy dinners and it’s fun but I like pretty basic stuff.
But seriously, folks....
I just like good food. I don't care if it's fancy or not.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
My main complaint at fancy joints is they don't give you enough food
and I’m not even really a big eater.
But seriously, folks....
Depends on where, but yeah.
That’s why you get apps and ’zerts.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, Brad Pitt said it was a dump after he turned down all that money from the Red Sox.
But seriously, folks....
What they don't tell you is that he said Fenway was a rat trap.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've been to both....Fenway was cool but it's easier to see a game in Oakland
if you’re just there for the baseball the Coliseum ain’t half bad.
But seriously, folks....
You'll have a blast.
I’m so glad I went and I went to Yankee Stadium before they opened the new one…it wasn’t as charming.
But seriously, folks....
I wish I'd gone to Tiger Stadium, but I missed my chance.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I went there too.....it needed to be torn down.
It had it’s charms but it was kind of dumpy too.
But seriously, folks....
Honestly, I'd be there more for the history than the baseball.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That's why I went
I went there I think 2 years before it closed….I’ve gone on these baseball trips a couple of times where you hit several stadiums….it’s fun.
But seriously, folks....
I want to do that some day.
I hope this summer I can afford to drive around the southeast and hit a bunch of minor league games.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd love to spend a season just following the A's around.
Maybe write a book….In Bed with the Oakland A’s.
But seriously, folks....
Nah....I only get pissed at playoff losses for the A's
and that would be blast to do no matter how bad they were.
But seriously, folks....
Let me know when you're ready to do it.
I’ll sell a kidney and join you.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I should have done it with the year I had off
instead I fell in love got married and had a kid.
But seriously, folks....
Why would I sell my own kidney?
What if the other one fails?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Since you appear to have an ample stock in reserve,
I don’t see what the problem is.
by el campysino on Jan 11, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
Naw. I fully expect to dump my wife when she gets old and find myself a young gold digger.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Probably a young, blonde Giants fan.
THAT’S YOUR KIND OF FICKLE, SIR.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Just sayin', across the Bay is where all the gold diggers are.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Where's Chickie?
Has he heard that Zooey Deschanel is getting divorced?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Unti this very moment, I had no idea Demi Lovato was a singer.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't feel that my life is any richer for knowing that.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You know who Demi Lovato is. That's something.
And it should be.
LIKE I’M MADE OF GLAAAAASS LIKE I’M MADE OF PAPERRRR.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I had heard her name in the past, but only knew that she was a celeb of some sort.
I assumed she was an actress.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
She was. She started out as a Disney channel actress.
Then she moved on to singing, as the Disney pop-culture-factory ladies often do.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Well, and because she went into treatment for an eating disorder + emotional issues and thought it wouldn't be healthy to get back in front of the camera.
She’s released a couple albums.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
The People's Choice Awards are stupid.
Lea Michele is funnier than Tina Fey, Jane Lynch, and Kaley Cuoco? Um, no.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Good call.
But I don’t have command of the remote control tonight.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Luckily we have 4 TV's
My wife has control of the big room so that DVR is loaded with Kardashians.
But seriously, folks....
I have no interest in them.
We have 1 TV and no cable.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have control of the DVR in my office so it's loaded with hardcore porn and Raiders game film.
But seriously, folks....
I'm at the point I'd rather watch game film
in fact I’d pay big money to watch coaches film…..that is the only way to really see football.
But seriously, folks....
Ok, Maroon 5 over Red Hot Chili Peppers?
You’re fired, America.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Is there a 3rd choice?
I’ve liked a few Chili Peppers songs but the only thing Maroon 5 makes me feel is the urge to change the radio station.
But seriously, folks....
You'd vote for Coldplay.
They were a choice. Can’t remember the rest. In a couple of years, no one else will either.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I would vote for Coldplay although their most recent album is their worst.
It has about 5 good songs and the rest is filler at best.
But seriously, folks....
That Moves Like Jagger song is one of the worst things ever.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ooh, tough one.
There are a lot that I hate. If I had to pick just one, maybe the one that did that Fly Like a G6 song.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If you don't know their name then you must not hate them that much.
It is is a tough one….I want to pick someone who isn’t just some one hit wonder though.
But seriously, folks....
Ok.
I can’t stand Mariah Carey. Maybe more than Celine Dion, even.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Wait, maybe Toby Keith.
Although that hatred wouldn’t be limited to musical reasons. He’s just a douche.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Hmm.....I've never heard Toby Keith...not a country music fan....Mariah Carey I thought was hot at one time
Celine Dion is bland.
But seriously, folks....
AC/DC has some fun songs...kind of pop metal.
Men at Work….don’t they only have two songs?
But seriously, folks....
The walls start shakin', the earth was quakin',
My mind was achin’, and we ate bacon and you,
shook me all night long!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I respect the fact that they've had success but I hate Tyler's voice
and like I said I didn’t want to pick some no name little band and Aerosmith is one of the biggest bands of all time.
But seriously, folks....
Hmm, there's a thought.
1. The Beatles
2. Led Zep
3. Black Sabbath
4. Pink Floyd
5. Metallica
6. Primus
7. The Grateful Dead
8. AC/DC
9. Cream
10. The Jimi Hendrix Experience
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't love any of those bands
but I like one of them….I like Clapton’s stuff away from Cream more than his stuff in it…..you’re a big time classic rock fan that’s for sure.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't have more metal on there.
Live and learn (about yourself).
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
School starts next week.
Let’s see:
1) I have to be AT clinicals at 0600.
2) I’ve been getting up at 1430 every day.
3) I don’t have my homework done.
4) I don’t have my reading done.
5) I don’t have my uniform patches sewn on.
I don’t want to go back.
I went to be at 2100 a few nights ago.
Got up at 0500 and 0800. Then I went back to bed and slept until 1400. Then I got up, then went back to bed and slept until 1630. This is not a schedule of a productive person.
Just keep reminding yourself:
“It could be worse. It could be me trying to shoot a watermelon out of my coochie.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Claustrophobia might be a problem for the baby
Delivery rooms aren’t all that cramped, are they?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
You're in Arkansas. You had your baby in a barn, right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I am okay if I just go in and just get shit done.
But I can’t just stand in there letting the room fill up. The group of 15 were in the med room last semester and the teacher noticed my panic. She let me stand in the hallway and listen to report.
I'm still amazed I didn't pass out
I was so tense but it all worked out….the drugs for both of us helped.
But seriously, folks....
I focused on her face
I would have passed out if I had been doing your job.
But seriously, folks....
My BFF, Nurse Sam, is having a baby in April
She doesn’t want anyone to look at her vag. She wants to put a fenestrated drape over everything but the babies head when it comes out.
We're all scared of that
I still can’t get over how something so big comes out of something so small.
But seriously, folks....
I can understand that
My mom was an RN and my dad was an MD. My mother worked up until about her seventh month of pregnancy with her first baby, and she had the baby at the hospital where she and my dad were working. So she was embarrassed to get into the delivery room and realize that she knew every single person there. She was even less pleased when the doctor said she was a couple of hours away from serious labor, and he, my dad, and the intern set up a poker game on the other bed in the room.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
I will admit, we folk in the medical field are some sadistic bastards.
One day I took lunch orders as we were coding someone. Chest compressions. “Hey, we’re getting Subway, what does everyone want?” type of stuff. We have to talk about all that stuff and makes jokes, or else we’d all kill ourselves in the parking lot before we got home.
Cool, can I get a girl?
And if you’re not here in 30 minutes, she’s free right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
No it's not but the profession you're entering into isn't known for easy hours.
But seriously, folks....
I've been watching a lot of old Paul Newman movies.
“Message in a Bottle” is on TV now. I can’t watch it. Too sad.
I might see if Miss Hawaii wants to start watching old movies....I think we've seen every current one on DVD now.
But seriously, folks....
Going from Newman to Redford.....I took the most evil woman I ever dated to that movie.
But seriously, folks....
Sampson and Delilah is on...
Hedy Lamarr was awesome. And very smart
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I had 4 Mt. Dews before 0900 on Saturday.
I didn’t sleep the night before and I was working a 16. The next day I got to work at 0700 and left at 0300.
Well folks, I think I need to go find something more to eat.
Fucking crappy food.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Maybe, but not now.
I’ll see ya tomorrow, buddy. Have a good night!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Would someone go get my wallet out of my purse?
The wind is blowing, making it feel like 18 degrees. I also think it is snowing.
I need to set this Lounge thread up with my financial guy to set up a retirement plan for it.
But seriously, folks....
I have been in a Paul dream land this week.
It’s been a nice vacation from life. I wish it would have started sooner, because now I need to do homework.
He might be the least evil Broncos fan ever.
and he knows his football even though I like to disagree with him just to give him a hard time.
But seriously, folks....
Pretty much......I'm so gigged up on Diet Coke I'm good for another hour or so.
Soon I’m going to crash hard though.
But seriously, folks....
I think I've had more soda in the 11 days of 2012 thus far than I had in the last six months of 2011....
my soda addiction has returned….
There's no crying in baseball!
I was off Diet Coke until my girl came around
now it’s the only thing keeping me alive.
But seriously, folks....
It does look yummy
I love hard salami wrapped around a black olive stuffed with cream cheese.
But seriously, folks....
It does.....my Grandma always said Brian if you're going to have salami have it hard.
But seriously, folks....
Grandma also said always bet on black, hit on 16 and never trust the Swedish.
But seriously, folks....
my former coworkers used to call me Jenny from the Cube
I hate cubicles….
There's no crying in baseball!
Jenny from the Ark
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 11, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I tried to get that number when I lived in Oregon
the phone company said it was permanently blocked so that they couldn’t give it out in any area code
There's no crying in baseball!
Real name: Leopold Bloom
Real number : 555-765-4321
Real address : 123 No Way
Bumfuck, Arkansas
But seriously, folks....
5! 5! 5! 5!
Let’s sing a song of five!
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
Have we ever had a 5 day lounge before?
That banning thing sure has helped the site.
But seriously, folks....
No truth to the rumor that the lounge is where they send people in the witness protection program.
But seriously, folks....
So, seems like nothing definite happened on the stadium front
according to Marine Layer quoting MLB.com. The blue-ribbon panel made a presentation to the executive committee.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
It's the January doldrums
Even if the weather is more like October, the days are still short.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
It's dark here at about 2pm
and for the first time it’s getting really cold.
But seriously, folks....
Thankfully ours are in our garage.
It’s been a mild winter so far but I feel revenge coming soon.
But seriously, folks....
I need a full-time staff of three
Maid, cook, and business manager. Then I could manage the rest of my life, I think.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
That would work....now all I need is a lot of money.....good thing I'm a public school teacher.
But seriously, folks....
there's big money in education, or so I hear....
where it is, I don’t exactly know
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 11, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
It's not coming my way that's for sure but I mostly teach to get the summer off.
But seriously, folks....
I'm scared for this weekend....
We’ve had 2 deaths at work. The third is just around the corner. It will probably be my aunt, since she made a totally 180 in her condition. They are talking about discharging her. Sunday I had to call my mom and tell her she was going to die.
I hope no deaths for my family this year....we had two big ones last year
it really was awful.
But seriously, folks....
Wow. That must have been horrible.
I had to tell my mom that my little brother and his wife had been seriously hurt in a car crash. It was not pleasant, especially since the only information that I could get out of the nurse who called me was that they were in the ICU, and could I give them information on my sister-in-law’s next of kin? (They’re both fine now.)
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
It was your heart on the line, I really fucked it up this time didn't I my dear?
But seriously, folks....
True story.
BFF Grits and BFF Brownie watched the World Cup with Mumford and Sons. I was passed out by the port-a-potties. I was pissed when I woke up.
All you need to know is Bruce Willis is dead the whole time
and it’s been so long since I saw that movie I can’t remember the ending.
But seriously, folks....
So what you're saying is you only have misty watercolor memories of it?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Or laugh. It's pretty sappy.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
The worst part of being a parent?
I can’t do the dingo ate my baby joke anymore without making people uncomfortable.
But seriously, folks....
I found a porkchop shaped bib at a store one time.
I brought it home for one of our kids, and I thought the Mrs was going to shoot me.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I think Miss Hawaii and I will make for a good team
she’s got that overprotective thing going and I’m wondering when we should let the kid start driving.
But seriously, folks....
I had to learn on an old Ford truck.
4-speed non-syncro manual w/ twu speed rear axle. Talk about jumping into the fire!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
When I learned to drive my stepdad kept me in a parking lot for 19 hours learning how to park
and then my Dad gave me the keys and took me out on Watt Ave during rush hour.
But seriously, folks....
Sink, or swim!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
This is what I want to get Nurse Sam's baby.

She wanted a shirt that read, “When in doubt, pull out.”
by Jennifer on Jan 11, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I like it!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I just do a twu-hair, Al Davis comb over.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
We all thought Al's do was bad, until we saw his son's
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
I can recommend a good surgeon
she took care of some of my hair in a flash…
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jan 11, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
On my knee surgery they shaved my entire leg....I felt like a swimmer or Tootsie.
But seriously, folks....
When I have mine knee surgery, I'm thinking of having them just transplant the hair to my scalp.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Or, "my" knee surgery....
(fixed for the grammar police)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Those grammar police bastards haven't gotten me yet!
Oh damn here they come!
But seriously, folks....
I was teaching present-tense verbs to the kiddies today
How they change with singular and plural subjects. I think it fried my brain a little.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I napped through most of my classes today and then just gave out random F's.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, the kids rat on me tuu their mom when I start dropping the "F" bombs around.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Well if I dropped an F bomb at school I'd have a lot more time to Lounge that's for sure.
But seriously, folks....
okay, I think I need to shut this computer down and go read until I fall asleep
good night lounge!
There's no crying in baseball!
Goodnight, giggs♥
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Goodnight, gigs.
I hope your book is more entertaining than we were tonight….well, I guess it would have to be.
But seriously, folks....
Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Duran Duran tonight.....hmm...I might have gotten that wrong.
But seriously, folks....
Goodnight, AN!
I have to get up early to start my handicap ramp into the house. I better finish it before going under the knife
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Nighty night!
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Soon all lounge's will last 3 weeks and just be the 7 of us saying hello and goodbye to each other.
But seriously, folks....
So I guess Future Ed and attijah have started their own law firm to defend pigeons.
But seriously, folks....
Dewey, Pouponem, and Howe?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
The Art of the cinema
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
I was surprised he took such a small role until I realized that the director was the same guy from Capote.
But seriously, folks....
So are we going to have a party when this thread goes off to college?
I’ll bring the ice and the dead sexy.
But seriously, folks....
Is this the Arkansas Long Goodbye?
We have that in Minnesota as well.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
and I'm out for tonight
Time for the real party people to show up….
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 11, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
heh just stumbled upon this in my RSS
My 65-year-old mom is playing Skyrim. This is what she tells me.
Hugs!

(this is Tuck, the empathetic turtle from the Wonder Pets, who always asks politely if he can give the animal they’re rescuing a hug….my great-nieces turned me on to this show.)
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I miss when the lounge had people in it.....
fortunately students are back and classes start soon so I’ll be disappearing anyways….
There's no crying in baseball!
The Lounge didn't usually have that many people in the middle of the day, right?
But we have to have some place to hide from the meta, and the stadium trolls.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Sad that you've cottoned on to that so quickly, but true
The bit where they pay you is pretty good, though.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Peeks, or pees?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
I only [poop]
thankyouverymuch
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
I guess that's why you rarely see chicken kidneys on a menu
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
this is true
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
hi pie queen!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
This day needs more pie
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
all days need more pie
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
PIE MOB?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
my class was just canceled.
guess I can go for pie earlier.
OH WAIT! I can go see MUPPETS!!!!! KYLI, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!
There's no crying in baseball!
oh yeah, huh...
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
You wanna come?
text me, I’ll pick up your ticket before they sell out
There's no crying in baseball!
omg, I just spit water all over my keyboard....
@DALLASBRADEN209
Just landed N Hawaii. Pretty sure I just saw @kurtsuzuki N nothing but a sea shell bra and a grass skirt eating a spam sandwich. Aloha Zook!
There's no crying in baseball!
haha I just read that too
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
My aunt keeps trying to die. She's pissed it's not happening.
Twice she has been close to death. Now she’s setting up, eating soup and bitching at people. Dr. Asshole’s response: “What the fuck?”
lets hope
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 12, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
All I know is this lounge just joined AARP and pulled it's pants up to it's nipples.
But seriously, folks....
My Disabled Person Placard just arrived.
I’ve started to carve my false teeth.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
duh, we have a nurse here with us
plus plenty of food (thanks Chickie)
It’s like a tornado shelter, we’re totally safe! {hears the winds rattling at the doors}
There's no crying in baseball!
It just needs to get fixed.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
given how sensitive the users are to past actions taken, you'd think the powers at be would be more concerned about appearances. i guess i'm wrong.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
That's a shame, dan.
We can’t repair the relationships until it happens. I do appreciate everyone’s efforts behind the scenes, to resolve this. I know you, iglew, Bloomie, BBG, and others, have been working hard to make it happen.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Thanks.
I’ve just hit my breaking point, I think. Not sure how much I’ll be involved in non-Lounge AN from here on out.
This
dan, elcroata, and so many others have done a great service in spreading their knowledge to those of us who don’t know the nuances.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Thanks.
If I had to pick one thing that I wanted to do when I started at the front page, it was to bring knowledge from the “inner stat circle” (fangraphs, THT, Tango, etc) to a more mainstream audience.
You take complicated ideas and make them easier to understand.
That makes you a successful writer.
But seriously, folks....
Exactly. I lot of us aren't stupid, we just don't have the knowledge/education to analyze the way you can.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
pfft....I'm stupid...it's all about RBI's and grit for me, baby!
and of course you’re exactly right, Tutu.
But seriously, folks....
I can build one hell of a handicap ramp for those of us getting old.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'll have one on display in about a week.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'll hope for the best
best advice I could give Nico is be honest and just let it all hang out.
But seriously, folks....
Well, pull your pants off,...
and grab a brew! The guac is in the fridge.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
A dark conspiracy of silence has gripped the Athletics Nation.....well, not really.
But seriously, folks....
I always liked Nancy Drew better.
Maggie Lawson is a cutie.♥
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
In the words of mikev
I’D HITTER!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Yep. That's her.
Next door neighbor type cutie.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
She reminds me a lot of Elizabeth Shue, in that regard.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I did tuu.
I told the Mrs that she was going to be a star, when we saw her in a Burger King ad
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
But who will make us new ones with the mods dropping like flies? D:
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Okay, off to see if I got a parking ticket today.
I hope you all are still here later tonight when I return!
There's no crying in baseball!
I just can't wait for the meta wars on the Raiders blog
it’ll involve knife fights and looting and Sons of Blanda being wrong about everything.
But seriously, folks....
1,167 posts in this thread and only 937 of them are by me.
I think we can get this puppy up to 1,500 posts by July or 10 pm if I stick around.
But seriously, folks....
Pacific, or Central?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
See? This is the type of compromise that needs tu happen!
If we can do this, why can’t AN?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Hell, both will involve BEER and popcorn!
I’m in.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I went into a gift shop yesterday, looking for a card for my 3-year-old niece
I’d always felt sorry for the people who owned it as I passed it by — selling greeting cards, ceramic figurines, and scented soaps doesn’t seem like a recipe for success when there are chain stores selling the same stuff and much more within a few blocks. Then once I got inside, I felt less guilty as the clerk barely acknowledged me when I came up to the register. However, I digress. Among the pomegranate soaps and Precious Moments, there was a shelf of gifts for the sports fan with mugs and shot glasses for all the local teams, and Holy Toledo, a dusty pile of six or seven Bill King bottle openers. I would have told the clerk she should put them in the front window with a sign “AS HEARD IN THE HIT MOVIE MONEYBALL”, if she hadn’t ignored me.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
Fish fillets, and tater tots!
With your choice of BEER or wine. Dinner of champions!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm very happy that the two leading candidates at this moment to be the next Raiders head coach are bald.
But seriously, folks....
Mark doesn't want anyone competing with him for Most Awesome Hair in the Front Office
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Annie Lennox, and Sinead O'Conner?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
and Sinead O' Conner I always avoided looking at so I can't comment too much on her haircut.
But seriously, folks....
You got that right! scarry!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
ok...go ahead and ruin my joke.
See if I care.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
So there's a new movie starring Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton....you would have to pay me $5,000 to see that film.
But seriously, folks....
Heh
BMcCarthy32 Brandon McCarthy
Ever feel like Hollywood has made a movie just for you? Well that’s how I feel about ‘Joyful Noise’.
51 minutes ago
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
At the Movies with Miss Hawaii and Bed recommends Blackthorn with Sam Shepard.
Interesting western with some great cinematography.
But seriously, folks....
The best western I've seen lately, was Crossfire Trail.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Sam Sheppard is an awesome actor. I'll put Blackthorn on my list.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
The question is, how best to accomplish that?
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
I really don't know but it seems obvious to me something has to happen.
I don’t believe anything that is being put out there right now and the jokey attitude doesn’t help.
But seriously, folks....
It's too late to save AN. It was too late as soon as SBN started.
It’s not too late to save the lounge community.
You know where to go and what to do. Plus, you can change your name whenever you want from the admin panel without having to start a new account.
There are only 13 heterositeual AN loungers left. You’re an endangered breed in this country.
elcroata is cooler than you are.
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jan 12, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
But I'd miss all the "jokes" to serious questions.
It’s like he’s lost his mind or something.
But seriously, folks....
Heterositeual.....Ha!....that's funny, G_S
Hmm….well, I have always been a little bi……wait, what are we talking about again?
But seriously, folks....
So are snow leopards. AND SNOW LEOPARDS ARE AWESOME.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I may very well have to make a migration
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Other things to do in a hole
Take a nap, eat worms, try to climb out, think about how to bring peace to the Middle East, do the Dougie and think about meta on AN.
But seriously, folks....
I'd like to make a request that a new Lounge be put up as soon as it's convenient for someone to do so.
This thing is pretty full.
But seriously, folks....
I have a fun day at the dentist tomorrow....she's going to sand my wood dentures for me.
But seriously, folks....
I am not able to commit to a course of action re ROCK at this point of time and neither endorse nor shun said ROCK vis a vis my comment
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Kyli! Got my Moneyball DVD in the mail today.
Now I know what I shall do this weekend!
by whiteshoes40 on Jan 12, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
I liked it more the second time I saw it.
One thing is for sure I know now not to draft a player if his girlfriend is only a 6.
But seriously, folks....
I've only seen it once and need to see it again to really figure out how I feel about it.
Honestly, after one viewing, I didn’t quite see why critics were drooling all over it. But I saw something (in the Chronicle, maybe?) that said that those who enjoyed the movie the most were those who knew the least about baseball/the actual stuff that happened. Probably not always the case, but seems to be consistent with my experience.
by whiteshoes40 on Jan 12, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
I love it because the Coliseum is like my significant other and it brings up all the feelings of baseball and the A's that I want to bottle up and wear like perfume so I never have to feel alone again.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I missed the last "a" the first time I read this.
I was going to say “wow, I missed quite the something on my first viewing”
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Ha!.....yeah if the player is dating a 6 year old I'm passing on drafting him.
But seriously, folks....
...
….
….
yeah, maybe not.
But I definitely will watch it! :D
by whiteshoes40 on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
You're not even going to warm it up first?
That’s pretty heartless.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Does this mean it finally snowed in Tahoe?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
So...Don't worry be happy...the worst music video with Robin Williams in it of the 80's or all time?
But seriously, folks....
Tuu, tuu-late:(
I have to go to bed
(notice I didn’t use the “.”)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Oh, I got back just in time!
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
by Englishmajor on Jan 12, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions

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