Lounge and the World Lounges With You: 1.6.2012
by emperor nobody on Jan 6, 2012 7:20 PM PST
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And soon you will smile
love will be here
dreams left behind
now are near
live them well
there's no need to regret
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It could be a few
I’m busy this weekend so I’ll have to do all my damage tonight.
But seriously, folks....
Arkansas Weather Update.
It was perfect here today in the Natural State……68 and sunny.
But seriously, folks....
I'll take it
last winter was brutal so a nice mild winter would be fine with me.
But seriously, folks....
I enrolled a kid today from MN - she laughed when I asked her how she liked the warm weather!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
You'd have to pay me 5 times what I make to live and work in Minnesota.
I just couldn’t handle those winters.
But seriously, folks....
me either.....I am such a bad mom - I only took my dtr to the snow once - when my dad drove!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
The first time Miss Hawaii came to Arkansas it was during a blizzard
and surprisingly she didn’t just get right back on the plane back to Oahu.
But seriously, folks....
If I hurry - I could go to the hot dog joint with awesome Mac 'n' cheese. Good food.....super bad for you!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
I already put down 5 slices of pizza today so I'll have to hold off on the hot dog.
I have two hot dog joints in town that I like and I may have to find a way to sneak over to one on Sunday.
But seriously, folks....
this one is kinda new....but serves Saag's so they taste swell!!!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
I just spent maybe 6 hours on a fANpost
I wish I had that kind of focus in other areas of m… SQUIRREL!
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Anybody have any advice on a good mountain bike to buy?
My knee is telling me to make the switch from running to biking.
But seriously, folks....
got it. $600 should be plenty. just find something that's comfy for your frame and focus on getting good components. don't get entry level components. i've always had good luck with trek's or specialized's.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
i've done my fair share of mtn biking living in SF, but i'm in the market for a road bike now. tired of falling off my bike.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
.
click me for specialized rockhopper details
i used to own a version of this bike
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Yeah that can get a little old.
I used to bike quite a bit but the last few years I really got into running and kind of gave it up.
But seriously, folks....
i love biking more than running, so i support the change over
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
I'm going to run in a marathon in March and that will be about it for me.
I’ll still run a bit but no more 35 mile weeks.
But seriously, folks....
5 miles a day keeps the love handles away.
I do love that feeling you get after a run….I just feel so alive.
But seriously, folks....
I get a big time high off of running
especially when I do it in the morning.
But seriously, folks....
Okay I'm on guard duty until 1 so hopefully Cobra won't attack in the next 3 hours.
Then it’s hopefully sweet, sweet sleep.
But seriously, folks....
I'm in this "vintage" stage in my life... Been looking up a lot of stuff.
Stumbled upon Felicia Atkins from 1958. Whoa. They don’t make ’em like they used to.
I look like I'm wearing a sweater, but that's just my back hair.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Actually, my back hair is patchy.
It looks more like a mangy dog.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm looking at every Miss February trying to find her name.
(Some of them are WOW. Old Playboy was classy. I totally don’t consider that looking at porn.)
I just did a google search.
No sweaters, no uggs, just boobs.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, I see that she's wearing a sweater.
But it’s not really what I’m paying attention to.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, I have my own too.
But they’re not as nice as hers.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Without looking up her measurements, I wonder what her bra size was.
I’m gonna guess 38DD.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
WOOP WOOP!
I’m actually pretty good at that game, believe it or not. And it’s not even naked boobs. I can usually guess clothed boobs too.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm not a fan of stick-thin women, personally
So yeah… looking back at images of feminine beauty… a lot has changed, sadly.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Well, I like them all too
I’m a fat guy. I just have a personal guideline to date women with bigger boobs than me.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
by YonYonson on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Back in the '50's, Life magazine published an article on the ideal American woman.
She was a size 14, excercised on a trampoline, held 3-4 dinner parties per week, was planning to study French, had 2 kids, and got married at 16.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I talk to 16 year olds regularly for work
No. fucking. way. would I ever want to marry one. Then again, they didn’t have Jersey Shore in the 50s, so they were probably a little more mature. But still, no.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I agree, never.
Of course, I’m also 36, so that’s creepy on my part (marrying a 16 year old, that is). But back then, you know the attitude was that a woman’s place was in the home. So they might as well start early, right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I deal with 16 year olds every day.....none of them are married that I know of
But seriously, folks....
It's Arkasas, right?
Easiest way to tell if they’re married is to ask them if they have any siblings.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I heard there's baseball talk around here somewhere. I try to avoid it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's tough....there's not much to say about this team
and while I admire those folks who are writing positive fanposts I think they’re dead wrong…the A’s are going to stink next year.
But seriously, folks....
Not true. Coco says they'll be good.
Like the Clippers.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'll give the A's 3 more years
if they stink and are still stuck in Oakland going cheap in 2015 I might have to give up.
But seriously, folks....
I don't know that I'd ever give up.
But I will be bitterly disappointed if things never change.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I won't become a fan of another team
I’ll just stop caring about baseball…I’ve pretty much done this with the Kings and the NBA.
But seriously, folks....
I gave up on the Warriors after all the crap with Webber and Sprewell.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Webber was part of the Kings golden age
I couldn’t stand him until he was on my team….he’s still kind of a goofball though.
But seriously, folks....
I remember listening to an A's game shortly after Webber was traded.
The Bullets game was delayed because of “moisture on the court.” As soon as Bill King heard that, he said, “Is Chris Webber crying again?”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You ban Bed. and you'll have to ban like 50 other ANers
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I could never ban Bed. He makes me laugh way too much.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If they do ban me I'm sure all those folks who left for FK would come back.
But seriously, folks....
Hate to break it to you, buddy... but it's not all about you.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If you ban all the "Beds" it should come to around 138 names or so by this point.
But seriously, folks....
Your next name should be FutonBrian.
Or King Bed. Or Sofa King Bed.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Nah....this is my last AN name
I only like to run jokes into the ground for two years not three.
But seriously, folks....
You have to keep trying to come up with new stuff.
It’s the main thing besides you fine folks that I enjoy about AN.
But seriously, folks....
You mean you can't skate by on the same act for 20 years?
Jerry Seinfeld disagrees.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
He does have a persona at this point
and while I’m sure he has new material folks want to see him yak about laundry and what not.
But seriously, folks....
my ads mirror the sites I've visited......strange?
i think not. Scary? a little bit
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
No wonder I get so many ads for Justin Bieber albums...
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I so hope that some day, there's a man named Richard Beaver who gets appointed to the Supreme Court.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Jennifer has been right on her music links for me so I'll give the show a watch.
But seriously, folks....
I heard a singer recently that I thought you'd like, but I can't remember who it was.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That's what I'm here for.
It was either a man or a woman, and I heard them on the radio. That narrows it down, right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I do need some new music
well, either that or they need to clone younger versions of Phil Collins and Tom Petty.
But seriously, folks....
Actually I've added a lot of new music since I met Miss Hawaii
and Jennifer gave me her links.
But seriously, folks....
I love how the Warriors have a player not outrageously taller than me
I wasn’t yet a fan in the Muggsy Bogues era of Warriors basketball.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I assume you mean Nate Robinson.
I love how he’ll make more money this year than I’ll make in my entire life.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah, it's tough to get over that
It’s really sad when teams DFA players with bad contracts. Like, hey, we’re going to pay you $500,000 to NOT play baseball for us. Fuck Aaron Rowand.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
What's funny is they'll pay a guy to not play for them...
But other times, they’ll play a crappy player just because he has a big contract. If you’re on the hook either way, doesn’t it make sense to play the best player?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
True, at least get some value out of the sunk cost
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'm in slacks and a polo.
I’m also voting Republican and keeping folks down.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah!!! That's the sentiment....
I used to do both….drove a Volvo and listened to NPR. Annnnnnd voted – yup! – you guessed it.
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I drive a Subaru, listen to NPR, and...
Well, you’re friends with me on the FB. You surely know how I vote.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Volvo + NPR = Democrat
Truck + Gun rack = Republican
Beater + Tin foil hats = Ron Paul Voter.
But seriously, folks....
And if anyone wants to flag me on that one....
IT’S A JOKE….read the sig line.
But seriously, folks....
I think we have some kind of lounge immunity or something.
Who would do that in here!!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
pfff....I know for a fact I got flagged in the lounge
and most of my biggest fights have been in the lounge.
But seriously, folks....
I owned a DeLorean for a few years.
Had to sell it because I couldn’t fit my gun rack in it.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Truf
Did you hear that GM is recalling ALL of the Chevy Volts. I gather they are having overheating problems in the battery compartment. Not good.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
You'd think they would have noticed the fires during testing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It weirds me out when I see a Subaru with a Nikki Haley bumper sticker.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Me?
Definitely. Short, fat, slow, white. I am like the polar opposite of Lebron James.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'm the brown Danny Devito, but without the funny jokes.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Playmates in the 50s and 60s had awesome names.
Melba Ogle. Nancy Jo Hooper. Sally Duberson. Virginia Gordon. Myrna Weber.
I bet they're all in the same nursing home now.
Sipping coffee, reminiscing, tripping over their boobs.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Really?
Wow. I mean, of course they’d be old, but I’m surprised that a lot of them aren’t still alive.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I shouldn't say that.
In the case of Melinda Windsor, they used pseudonyms so no one knows where they went.
I wonder if a lot of them use pseudonyms.
I’d guess yes.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Oddly, it actually was.
But Flatty McChesterson changed her name.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
from wiki
Unfortunately some Playmates do not live beyond that age. Tiffany Sloan (35 – cause unknown), Jayne Mansfield (34 – car accident), Linné Ahlstrand (30 – cancer), Paige Young (30 – overdose sleeping pills), Claudia Jennings (29 – car accident), Tonya Crews (28 – car accident), Elisa Bridges (28 – drug overdose), Sue Williams (23 – suicide), Willy Rey (23 – overdose sleeping pills), Carol Willis (20 or 22 – car accident) and Dorothy Stratten (20 – murdered by her husband) all died young.
I think there have been 1 or 2 others since then.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
by ozzman99 on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I want to see the first playmate with three boobs.☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
She was in their "Girls of Chernobyl" special.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
by ozzman99 on Jan 6, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Drew Barrymore?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I don't want to see that. I'm just surprised.
Of course, Traci Lords started making pornos when she was like 15.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I saw most of her work in bad Cinemax movies in the 90's
they were best with the sound turned off.
But seriously, folks....
She is not.
I was wondering if you could be charged with necrophilia and pedophilia at the same time with this case.
Yeah, but she's from Austin. So that's probably legit.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have a feeling you know all about Ms. Johnson
perhaps you gave it some study at one time.
But seriously, folks....
Easy to floss.☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Debra Jensen was my favorite.
Around 1978 I believe
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Who...whoo....whoooo...whoooooo
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I can't tell you how many times I thought about her that year.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It could be more than 37 million.
I was 18, after all.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Goodnight, BerryJo!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
When i comes to checkers, I'm one heck of a Yahtzee player.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
When it comes to the Raiders, I'm one heck of a 49ers fan.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'll probably be at the movies or something
I’m on a football break until the Conference Championship games.
But seriously, folks....
I could see the Niners beating the Saints.
Probably won’t happen, but…it could.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I don't see it but whoever wins is fine by me.
Unlike a lot of Raiders fans I don’t hate the 49ers.
But seriously, folks....
Fair enough
I’m sure the Chiefs enjoyed that Super Bowl they won in 1970 and the Chargers love that one the won in….wait never.
But seriously, folks....
I became a football fan after watching the 49ers lose to Pittsburgh, oddly enough.
That was the first time I watched a football game from beginning to end.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Hey, LB!
How are you today?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm okay.
Seems kind of dead in here for a Friday.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah.
I actually went over to the A’s MLB site for a while. Just to say hello to some old buddies of mine.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Am I in trouble?
Is my action ban-worthy?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Seriously?
One of the guys over there is from Santa Rosa….just saying
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
It's just a way for me to force you to contact me.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if nico's in his North Berkeley house, talking to paintings in the hallway...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
lol!
no, not seriously.
I was pretending to be nico.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
The guy from Santa Rosa said that AN was the second site he goes to when he gets home.
I figured the first site was a porno site.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
something involving poop, most likely.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
He lives in Santa Rosa tuu?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
the people that live there are all degenerates.
They’re into poop porn.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
ew! That's disgusting
I thought you were talking about Chickie.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I was actually telling them to come to AN to read the articles by dan, and elcroata, etc.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
ah....that has no interest for me
I like high paid veteran players which is why I root for the A’s
But seriously, folks....
I was surprised they signed him to a 2 year deal
but it’ll be nice knowing one of the outfielders names.
But seriously, folks....
If I don't spread the word, I'm doing a disservice to mankind
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
except I'm not sure any of them will continue posting here...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
I did.
SCOTT BROSIUS!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
My mind is really slow tonight.
I think I’ll just shut up.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I think he's not alone.
but that’s a huge loss.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
It is
I’m a big fan and I told him so as I felt like he was leaving.
Soon it’ll just be me and Cope here alone talking about Tebow.
But seriously, folks....
so sad.
but then nico will come in and boss you around for a couple three hours…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
Well....Nico has always been nice to me
which is why this whole thing made me sad.
But seriously, folks....
he was good to me, til he became the overlord.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
One thing is for sure the loss of Mike and Pam
has made the lounge a much quieter place.
But seriously, folks....
Yes. He seems like a really good egg
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Because of the boobie talk you instigated?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I can't blame her there.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
'Night, ozz!
ozz….ozzz….ozzzzz….ozzzzzz
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Just Jennifer's indepth research
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
still catching up
I think I need to do some google searching now to see some of these images….
There's no crying in baseball!
What size do you wear?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
3-1/2" of solid manmeat.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Wouldn't it be easier if they just din't wear a bra?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm just talking about in the bedroom.
Seems like you girls cause us a lot of work.☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
heeheeheee
I was just kidding! I do know what you wonderful ladies do for us.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
One time a guy at work found a PB&J under lady's boob.
I’ve found and earring and some M&Ms in my cleavage.
It's where I like my thing held
To start with, that is
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Wasn't he the sheriff in Blazing Saddles?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
cleavage little
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
THATS the guy!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
weird how his nickname was tiny boobs
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
ITS TWOO! ITS TWOOO!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
still one of my all time favorite movies
I LOVE madeline kahn
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
She was awesome!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
chickie brought me mac 'n' cheese
I’m about to go heat it up. nom nom nom nom
There's no crying in baseball!
We actually keep reserve water in each bathroom, for when the power goes out.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Water go down the hole!!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
by Tutu-late on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
pee in the bathtub drain
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
did you check to see if anyone turned it off at the entrance to the house?
There's no crying in baseball!
um, no. but I dunno where the water main is...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
ask a neighbor to see if theirs is out too?
or call the water company and see if its out in the area
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
check this map
(map)
that will tell you where your water is coming from. then go there and make sure there is still water there.
There's no crying in baseball!
who are you and why won't you marry me?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
hi, I'm gigs, and I only marry douchebags.
you are not a douchebag, thus out of my league.
There's no crying in baseball!
I'll cheat on you if that'll convince you.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
you don't want to die, so I wouldn't recommend cheating
I’ve gotten much better at swinging a baseball bat over the years…..
There's no crying in baseball!
also, I've started wearing Lucky jeans that are flattering to my crotch.
It’s only a matter of time before I become a douchebag.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
oh, no, please....
guys, don’t wear too tight jeans…..we women like for somethings to be kept a mystery — you don’t need to outline it for us……
There's no crying in baseball!
(btw, I can't find anywhere on any website where they would report a water outage)
so you might be best off either checking with a neighbor, waiting until morning, or calling someone tomorrow….
There's no crying in baseball!
yeah...going over to the neighbor's at 11pm doesn't sound appealing...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
tomorrow morning sounds good.
in the meantime, don’t flush, drink bottled or filtered water, or drink sodas.
There's no crying in baseball!
I need to cook and clean and shit.
huh. This is going to present a problem…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, but...I'm kinda trying to get fired anyhow, so...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
oh wait, are you at work?
shit, if it’s work, it’s totally worth calling the boss at midnight to report the issue. it’s a hygene thing. sanitation for the residents.
There's no crying in baseball!
ohhh work. got it now
fuck. its not your dime, call the water company and have them send someone out. at least it will be interesting
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
combination of the low-flush toilet
that keeps running and the breaker.
The breaker kept flipping off (and you couldn’t tell because it’s a tricky one that looks like it’s on when it’s off) and the toilet keeps running. It’s causing a water short, I guess…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
WooHoo! I'm glad it was a quick fix.
I don’t know how handy you are, Bloom, but to reset a breaker, you have to flip them to the off position, then to on. When they trip, they only go the the neutral, ‘middle" position. They won’t reset until you flip them totally off.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Talk to Jennifer.
She can explain how to sponge bathe.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
What do they call it now?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night....
oh wait, no I didn’t…..
There's no crying in baseball!
Well, or city water?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Check the breakers first.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Not on a private well system?
Sorry. Ignore me. Everyone in my family does.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
probably am...it could just be breaker?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Always look at the easiest fix first.
There can also be mice in the wellhouse. They can crawl through a dime-sized hole. I had one stupidly get between the powerfeed relays. Fried his ass big time. Of course, we were out of also.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
hahaha you people crack me up
and I have some playboys from the the 60s. Catalogs are way worse nowadays
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
I'm tellin ya
machete and a pith helmet. I have experience [shivers]
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
If you caught between the Moon and New York City
I know it’s crazy but it’s true…you’re in a soft rock song.
But seriously, folks....
you are more than 5 minutes from me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
is that what the dixie chicks are called now?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
And a SPANKIN' good time was had by all
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
anytime pie queen ;)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
If there is creese in the pussy, I don't want
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Or...*cheese*
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I ate a little bit right after you left, and I'll eat the rest tomorrow....
(we are still talking about mac ‘n’ cheese, right???)
There's no crying in baseball!
thats for us to know
and them to figure out!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
MP3 player perfection
Beethoven’s Number 5 in C Minor followed by I love Rocky Road by Weird Al.
But seriously, folks....
Makes you want some ice cream. eh?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I just had some Chocolate Chip.
With Peanut Butter M&Ms on top. YUMMMMY
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
In my 3 years on AN I think my favorite two things were the creation of the CT Threads/Lounge
and the Sock Puppet Wars.
But seriously, folks....
Goodnight, everyone!
We get to do some clearing and burning tomorrow
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
So what have we learned?
We learned the cops will soon be knocking on Jennifer’s door, that Chickie will bring you mac and cheese, that Bloom has water issues but he loves pussy, that I have a burning desire to see Roy Clark and his banjo, that Tutu likes to burn things and Oz is a hater.
But seriously, folks....
that stuff is naaaaaaaasty
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
My parents have a shooting range at their house.
Today random people showed up with guns. I got scared.
I'll tell you a little secret about this house.
There is a loaded gun behind every door. I’ve had to use one of the guns once in my entire life, and they gave me one fucking bullet like I’m Barney Fife.
Our very own Jennifer Oakley!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That's the news and I am outta here!
Be well everyone and I’ll see you down the line.
But seriously, folks....
nite sexy!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm.
Well…you guys know that I moved in with my buddy up here because he and his girlfriend split up, right?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
anyhow, they basically got back together again before I moved in.
But she had already rented a place.
It’s been a year.
She’s kind of a terrible person. I don’t wanna be near her. I think the feeling is mutual. But they want their own space.
I feel bad for my buddy. She looks and acts like the creature from Where the Wild Things Are…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
The meat alone should last for a couple of months.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I haven't converted my old house into my woodshop yet.
It has a kitchen, bath, woodstove, and your choice of three bedrooms. Of course, the sound of the shop equipment might be a problem….☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I've been in my apartment 3 days since December 19.
You want it? It’s sad and lonely when I’m not busting my ass with school
at least i hope it's something out
if not, i’ve got chest pain and I’ve probalyl had a heart attack.l
si.
I went to Kaiser Walnut Creek when I was 23, convinced I was dying.
It was too much Snapple Iced Tea and really good marijuana.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
I saw a guy in ER who had gotten some Paraquat laced marijuana.
He was a putrid color of green. There was a lot of that going around in the late ’70s
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
wait, isn't that the day we come back from reno?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
February, not January
although now that I look, it’s a Thursday night. I thought it was a Wednesday night…..
There's no crying in baseball!
ohh
didn’t notice that part haha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
John Fogerty will make you happy again, no worries.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
you're taking curmudgeon to a whole other level.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
he's being a contrarian. who's monkeyball? who's John Fogerty? Who's Jesus?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
me neither
and when I do go somewhere, I’ll always come back, because this place is like my crack.
There's no crying in baseball!
I know I told you I'd be true...but Jenny got a big ol' butt...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
eww
bristol
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions
its just the name I'm not liking right now ;)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
well, I wouldn't have called her that, but...
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
mine is more dark, hairy and slightly damp
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
You missed my stalking of the Really Terrible Doctor a few nights ago.
He likes to pen reviews on Amazon. He’s a CCR fan.
too much time on his hands. He should start drinking.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
He's not allowed to practice in Ohio or AZ.
Or at our hospital. I had a hand in that part, thankyouverymuch.
chickie
you didn’t tell me that 25% of the proceeds from the tattoo expo goes to children’s hospital oakland…..
see, now I’m even more tempted…….
There's no crying in baseball!
"I got this devil tattoo for the children."
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
Oooh. Speaking of the devil.
A review a pt gave the Really Terrible Doctor said: "he’s an ass hole and needs to go back to his daddy in hell"
I love that
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
LOL
that is too cool
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
I didn't know that either
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
I don't mind sick kids
I don’t have to hear them yell and scream in the stores
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
I know
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:13 AM PST up reply actions
muhahaha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
plus it was a bit easier
since there is an access hole to your brain now
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:15 AM PST up reply actions
yes, please
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
So I bought Pony Express for work tonight.
It’s not as strong as it used to be, but it still smells like liquid crank.
nope
thats what they call my penis
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
ponies are kinda big...relatively speaking...
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
ha!
good story to go along with that?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
Not really.
Watching PBS with mom. These elephants are mating. One takes off running, dragging his dick behind him.
hehehehehe
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
um, gigs?
are you talking about a zebra’s junk?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions
yes
we were at the wild animal park. and the zebra was right there. and it’s hard to just look away. because it’s…wow….
There's no crying in baseball!
[blinks]
if only your college professors could see you now.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
it was on a date
let’s just say, he may have been a little intimidated by it….
oh wait, he always had problems….
There's no crying in baseball!
you pick winners. I guess I should take it as a good sign...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
I already did give up
I’m joining a convent this year. It will be one with the MLB Network.
There's no crying in baseball!
oh yeah, well, at least it's not just a flat out rejection of me.
Sister Gigs.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
don't worry, I'm not really going to a convent
I like boys way too much to give them up.
There's no crying in baseball!
you could always be a priest
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
I'll clarify
I like men too much to give them up.
There is a minimum age requirement for the gigs ride.
There's no crying in baseball!
just sayin
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions
that's why they called Mozart Pinto in Animal House. Spotted Dick.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions
Animal House was filmed on my college campus
I gave the 20th (?) Anniversary Tour around campus. It was awesome.
There's no crying in baseball!
oh shit!
thats too cool!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
Raccoon have THE BEST penis.
I have a weird family.
I’ll tell this before being asked. My brother is a fur trader, and he skinned a raccoon. He cut the penis out and put it on the kitchen cabinet. I didn’t know what it was (google it, you will be shocked), so I picked it up and inspected it. I was not the only one who was confused. At least they didn’t tell ME it was a tooth pick.
hahaha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:32 AM PST up reply actions
knowing your family
that doesn’t surprise me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions
A few years ago, I went downstairs
and there were dozen of small, furry animals skinned and hanging on tiny, body shaped coat hangers from the ceiling.
lol geeze
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
One time we had a bobcat in our freezer.
It was roadkill. Someone wanted to make a rug out of it. It was not me.
was it staring at you every time you opened to door?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
No, it was in a garbage bag.
But we have geese and ducks and turkeys that are not bagged. I don’t even open the freezer anymore. It’s too scary.
well, I am kinda short
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
let me grab some popcorn
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:26 AM PST up reply actions
they tried to get me to do 4H when I was in OK too
I laughed at them. they didn’t like that
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:29 AM PST up reply actions
it's coffee. From the Thanksgiving Coffee Company, in Eureka.
They used to make it where it was like 10 times stronger than normal coffee. It was quite literally dangerous. You could only find it like in Long’s, and even then, it was…sporadic.
You COULD not sleep on it. Even Chickie.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions
I have to make one for monday
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions
(I have my price)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
nope
for a party
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
you do??
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
woohoo!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
AND YES I MEAN MY PURSE, NOT ANYWHERE ELSE!!!!
(that’s in case mikev is lurking) ;)
There's no crying in baseball!
I think he just touched himself
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
huh
there is one in SF
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
you sleep?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
stoopid non-nocturnal drug court schedule...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions
no, not drug court. tat's a grown up, go to a dinner party and you can talk about it kind of job.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:47 AM PST up reply actions
maybe.
Angela asked me to live with her.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
I hate it here. I'll leave. Right now.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
.....[sigh]
actually, I wouldn’t. I would be very, very, very tempted, though.
The kids would be alone.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
well, definitely not for them.
I get gigs. They get molested. That’s not a good trade off at all for them.
And…not really for me, either. Lots of guilt.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
CHICKIE!!!!!!!!!!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/fbh/2786573791.html
There's no crying in baseball!
huh
I like that one. too bad its in san rafael. I’ll see what happens though
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
oooooooh
my mom got me a gift certificate to cupcake decorating classes for xmas!
There's no crying in baseball!
you get to take home a dozen cupcakes at the end of the class!
I’m thinking I’ll sign up for a class a day or two before an AN party, and then just steal the cupcakes from a few other classmates and call it good…
There's no crying in baseball!
where is it?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:54 AM PST up reply actions
on university ave in berkeley
they have lots of classes, but I want to do the cupcake one. or the cookie one. oooooh, choices……
There's no crying in baseball!
oh, I know that place well
those classes are expensive
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions
that's why I'll do just one class.
the gift certificate is enough for one class.
There's no crying in baseball!
let me know how good they are
it better be very good for the prices they charge
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
well, I'll bring the cupcakes to an AN party, so you'll get to try them out yourself
There's no crying in baseball!
nice!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
san rafael isn't that far away
10 minutes from my place, which we learned is 5 minutes from your place…..
There's no crying in baseball!
its more about the gas, $5 toll and traffic
for a part time job. if it pays enough to cover that and then some, yeah
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:51 AM PST up reply actions
hopefully
and quickly haha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
ooooooh, I did not know that
tells you how often I read my stinkin’ fastrak statement…..
There's no crying in baseball!
excuses, excuses......
it takes me 35 minutes to get to work, and I pay round trip $4.50 for the bus on top of gas expenses…….and cupcakes would be way cooler…..
There's no crying in baseball!
like, right now?
I’m thinking about bedtime, not juice time…..
but yes, I do enjoy jamba juice
There's no crying in baseball!
well, that's good, cause I ain't inviting you.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 12:55 AM PST up reply actions
dammit
my printer don’t work
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:56 AM PST up reply actions
I'll print an extra one, wrap it around the bottle of tiramisu liqueor
There's no crying in baseball!
Okay, I think I need to go ice my head one last time, and then call it bedtime
night night everyone!
There's no crying in baseball!
nite pie queen!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 12:59 AM PST up reply actions
you are talking to the guy that enjoys food more than sex
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:02 AM PST up reply actions
god I love that show
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 AM PST up reply actions
I've never heard of them
I love it
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
oh yes
they are really well made for non expensive bakeware
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
ok, I'm really liking this site
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 AM PST up reply actions
recipegirl
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 AM PST up reply actions
I'm looking at my porn!
…oh recipegirl. you know how I like it….
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:15 AM PST up reply actions
I don't eat seafood
so I’d have no idea how they would turn out haha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
There's this place in Nashville I go to every single time I'm there.
They have quesadillas with this creamy cilantro dip. And THE BEST tortilla soup.
ooooooo
I looooove cilantro
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 AM PST up reply actions
I bet
I just travel to AN parties for it hehe
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 AM PST up reply actions
and, here we go
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/amys-cilantro-cream-sauce/
does this sound close?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 AM PST up reply actions
I looooove that
and I make a really good one
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 AM PST up reply actions
There is a place in the town I go to school in...
that has amazing food. My study group tries to get together there, usually on Tuesdays. I don’t usually like tomatillo salsa, but there’s is damn good. Just the right amount of heat. And the HOT salsa is still good, and I don’t like really spicy things. I get something with a “special sauce” on it. I told the girls, if I found out the special sauce was some guy jizzing on my plate before it came out… I’d ask for seconds.
I was
here tonight and found olives stuffed with habaneros…
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
We grow our own peppers, etc for salsa.
One year my dad thought he’d try habaneros instead of the regular kind. The same amount. It was hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
haha
yeah, I tend to make my salsas on the milder side since so many don’t like the heat as much as I do
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 AM PST up reply actions
huh
never tried making sour cream
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 AM PST up reply actions
woo!
I still need to do that!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 AM PST up reply actions
It was so fucking good.
My mom fed it to my uncle, but he’s picky. He would not have ate it if we told him it was homemade. So we put it in a sour cream container and no one knew the difference. But it DOES taste different. Richer.
yeah, the big issue is
its really hard to find pasteurized stuff here. everything is ultra
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 AM PST up reply actions
From the comments:
FYI, I made this just the other day using ultra-pasteurized cream (couldn’t find it any other way), and it turned out perfect. After only 12 hours it was already thick. I gave it the full 24 on the counter, and then after another 24 in the fridge, the top was extremely thick, like the consistency of whipped butter. But once I stirred it together, it was heavenly. Creamy, delicious, and all the people at my early Cinco de Mayo shindig last night were impressed that I’d made sour cream. Thanks!
I really need to try that
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 AM PST up reply actions
ooo ok
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 AM PST up reply actions
I'm lusting over this one
http://www.recipegirl.com/2008/07/31/caramel-apple-bars/
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:17 AM PST up reply actions
stoopid meds. As a doctor, I advise you to stop taking them.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 AM PST up reply actions
[unzips pants]
I’m here to fix the cable.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 AM PST up reply actions
how are you?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 AM PST up reply actions
I'm good
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 AM PST up reply actions
yup yup!
I cook almost every weekend for myself here.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 AM PST up reply actions
Since no one wants to talk at this un-godly hour....
I’ll go fix the family breakfast, and start the brushing. Its a “no burn day” again, but at least we can get the piles ready.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
it takes way longer than you think too. sorry, but you're on to bigger and better things
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
It does.
Mostly packed, just got to decide about the last few items – like my tv and my PS3.
I’m moving again in a month too. It’s a ridiculous situation.
And thanks. I’m not sold on that yet, but we’ll see how Monday goes.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
it's good to be skeptical of new things. i think too many people confuse motion with progress. only progress is progress. that being said, you didn't sound too happy before and you're now in the game.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Yeah I'm just nervous I think.
It’s progress ‘cos it’s an actual job, rather than stocking shelves, but it still doesn’t use my degree (although I fear I’ll never use it).
It’s just the distance I’m having to travel – I’ve had a few touching meetings/cards from my friends. Putting what I have here into perspective. Gonna miss it.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
just keep an open mind and soon you'll have new memories to commemorate. same thing when i left home to move to new york city. i hated it at first but within two weeks, i was comfy and made the best.
7 years later i hated leaving new york to move back home. such is life man.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
In other news, I've found my pre-workout 'music'.
I say ‘music’, it’s several speeches. One by Ed Reed to the Canes class of ‘11 and pretty much anything Al Golden says. I think I’d run through a wall for that dude – and I’m the biggest lone wolf there is when it comes to team sports (well I’m a team player, but I motivate myself).
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I need Indian food in my body, stat.
I have naan cravings. :(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Gordon Biersch BBQ burger = most delicious thing.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Romans 16:16
Greet one another with a holy kiss.
xoxoxoxo
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If I were a Falcons fan, I'd be really embarrassed by how they played today.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I only got to see bits and pieces.
Ozzwife wanted to watch bull riding. Now she’s watching The Bachelor.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Just for the record, I'm the one who started the "Bacon makes everything better" thing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Genius marketing from the Denver people giving out orange towels
totally makes the Terrible Towels blend in
A better marketing technique would be to start hyping Tebow.
I worry that people don’t know who he is.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
So... my aunt is a pt at work
She took a turn for the worse this morning… if there’s a God, he won’t make her suffer any more tonight. Dr. Asshole is her doctor. He teared up this morning talking to my mom about my aunt dying.. And he’s been going out of the way to make me feel better today.
I was the one who had to call my mom and tell her to come in immediately.
That was a rough conversation. I’m used to my mom having to break bad news to me. Does that mean I am now a grown up?
I'd like to think my family is comforted by my being here today.
I can explain things to them in “easy” terms and I don’t BS them. I know the good drugs to ask them to give her. The nurses give her better care.
I had to break it to my mom when my cousin died.
That was terrible.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Awww, sorry.
Luckily for me, I don’t have such problems. Maybe if, say, the Cowboys were playing the Lions or Seahawks or Giants.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
my boys play the winner of this game next week. i'm already a wreck. (also, hi dr. k. BOOBIES.)
Lady Jesa
Then I guess you need to cheer for Tebow.
Although I would think you’d want a rematch with the Steelers.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I think McD is happier being an OC without Tebow than being an HC with Tebow.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Once a Tebow lead Denver is eliminated I only have Houston left.
Now if Quinn comes in and leads them to a win that changes everything
I was glad DET lost.
Fuck them and their coach and their dirty players.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Couldn't have been as boring as the Giants-Falcons game today.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Harrison hit him low, Denver fans calling it dirty play
but guess what when you outlaw high hits this is a result
70% or less Big Ben is probably not better then 100% Batch
also why is Allen just blitzing like mad on pass downs
Ok so far.
Currently under a foreign duvet watching the game on my laptop in an alien house.
You?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
is it warm there?
i’m surrounded by my boys who have now devised a pro-tebow song and are singing it loudly.
Lady Jesa
Nope, it's England.
Hollywood has it right, it’s always cold and overcast.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Aw that's very sweet. I'll take you up on that challenge when I'm not so exhausted. ;-)
How is your bff from NY? Did you manage to finish that project in time so you’re free to entertain?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
i've completed 2 hours of said project. :( are you in your new home?
we are having fun. the boys are pleased to all be making fun of me at once. :(
Lady Jesa
I'm in the place I'll be staying for the next month - then I have to move again.
Is this a big American thing? I’m thinking chips, dip, beer etc?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Ha, fair enough. Glad you're enjoying yourself. =)
Even if they’re teasing you about Tebowmania. ;-)
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
now we are arguing about what to get on pizza. but it is all in good fun. :)
i’m sorry you have to move again in a month. :(
Lady Jesa
I'm sorry that I can't just find a nice Cali girl and marry her.
I’ll live with the house moving – it’s just the way it’s fallen.
So what are you having on the pizza??!
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
lol. we are still arguing. i think we might end up with two or three?
and are you just marrying for a green card? ;)
Lady Jesa
Love ppl that can't decide on a pizza.
Let me know what you decide to have.
Erm, judging by my trip to Cali last year I’d be marrying her ‘cos she’s hawt. The Green Card would help too. =P
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
(wait, who did you meet last year????)
i think the decision is pepperoni and mushroom for one and then PINEAPPLE (yes) with bacon, ham and onion on the other.
Lady Jesa
Nobody in particular.
There were just lots of hawt Cali girls. I think there’s something in the water.
I would prefer the Pineapple pizza of those two.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I feel like I've been watching this game for 10 minutes.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
does anyone know of a discount for warriors tix? i'm thinking of bringing blais to a game this week.
Lady Jesa
The Rock has come back to [insert name of city here]?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Unbelievable, Pittsburgh.
Gee, when Tebow throws, he throws deep. So let’s play man coverage and bring our safeties up. Fucking genius.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
the real sin is that with the new over time rules, the steelers shoulda been playing a prevent style defense. the field goal means nothing. the big play on the other hand.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
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