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Nice pic, Dan
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:20 AM PST up reply actions
They use that photo
on the cover of Taylor’s ‘Introduction to Error Analysis’. It’s important to acknowledge the errors in your measurement…
Serious question.....How long does this meta war last and where are my keys?
But seriously, folks....
time to retreat to the predictable memes of Twitter
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:25 AM PST up reply actions
dunno. don't really care all that much.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 1:40 AM PST up reply actions
I agree it'll die down
but this has changed things for a lot of us……and you still haven’t told me where my keys are.
But seriously, folks....
Check the baby's crib
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Let's talk about Emil Brown like it's 2008!
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
It's a weird deal....My stepmom is Hawaiian too and she loves spam as well
and white guys just like my wife.
But seriously, folks....
Do you scramble well with eggs?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:48 AM PST up reply actions
another one on the way?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 AM PST up reply actions
Christ!.....I sure as hell hope not
this one is only a little over 5 weeks old
But seriously, folks....
get them all out of the way, I suppose
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 2:00 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe a couple of years from now
her body and my bank account need a little break.
But seriously, folks....
I do have a little thing for girls of that persuasion.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
A paper came out today about processed meats and cancer risk
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 AM PST up reply actions
It's only if you eat it daily
oh wait
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:32 AM PST up reply actions
She eats it at breakfast probably 3-4 times a week
I eat her a bit more if I’m lucky.
But seriously, folks....
Don't think there's any cancer risk there
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:34 AM PST up reply actions
me too
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:42 AM PST up reply actions
I think that's Saber_Boy's father
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:22 AM PST up reply actions
He should have kept it
He was piling on the followers left and right
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:24 AM PST up reply actions
The darker haired one
Not sure who she is
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:24 AM PST up reply actions
next to the toilet
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 AM PST up reply actions
Found the keys in my wife's purse and....wait...what...Bloom's cell number!
But seriously, folks....
I'm less tired now than I was an hour ago
I’d go for run but it’s about 15 degrees outside so instead I’ll have a cookie.
But seriously, folks....
that she's been eating someone else's Spam.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 1:41 AM PST up reply actions
drink milk after it?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:41 AM PST up reply actions
where is cope?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:47 AM PST up reply actions
pfft...hatred is a valid reason for marriage
Grandma married 6 out of 8 of her husbands out of hate.
But seriously, folks....
pfft....they got me and Mom got 20 years for killing him so it turned out fine.
But seriously, folks....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 AM PST up reply actions
hey sweetie
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:51 AM PST up reply actions
I've been around, just not much in here
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:53 AM PST up reply actions
My cat just stole a wheat thin, ran away to lick the salt off of it, and brought it back
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
Between both of my Grandma's they had....8 husbands total
only 7 of them died under mysterious circumstances….the 8th was just flat our murdered.
But seriously, folks....
Perhaps I should watch the special features on the Moneyball BD soon
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
Chinatown?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:58 AM PST up reply actions
How?
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 1:59 AM PST up reply actions
In that case, he should have a few to give away as gifts
And some marked bills
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 14, 2012 2:01 AM PST up reply actions
they had it on sale last Sat night/Sun morning presale for $5 for about an hour.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions
I've seen it twice now and I liked more the 2nd time
Miss Hawaii liked it too….mostly for the Pitt work out scenes I’m guessing.
But seriously, folks....
I've yet to see it and I probably won't.
I’d end up throwing things at the tv and cursing that Beane gave all our secrets away.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
One of these decades I'm going to figure this stuff out
most likely when my kids show me how.
But seriously, folks....
I'm an optimist
actually Sara will probably be better on PC’s by the time she’s 5 so maybe it won’t be that long.
But seriously, folks....
People tell me I seem more content than I've ever been
I feel like my life is where it should be and that’s a nice feeling.
But seriously, folks....
I'm going to follow your blue print this summer, see where it gets me.
I have to get a hottie to fall in love with me on my holiday, right?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It worked for me
my advice….go for the lady that once you see her you know you have to meet her.
But seriously, folks....
though I think I prefer you in purple.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions
...because I like you better in purple.
plus, then I got to watch you change.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:11 AM PST up reply actions
So dropping her off for a mani/pedi...did I say that right?
Lunch, shopping and then going dancing tonight and it looks like I’ll do it on no sleep.
But seriously, folks....
i can't believe i am awake. i think i had two hours of sleep last night. :(
how is s sleeping?
Lady Jesa
Thankfully she's slept really good tonight
and I didn’t want to go into bed and wake her which I normally do by accident.
But seriously, folks....
We have her in her little crib right next to ours
it’s just easier right now…..soon she’ll go to her crib in her room.
But seriously, folks....
We have it broken down where between when she goes to bed and 1am
I take care of her and then I get my sleep between 1 and 7 am while she’s on call.
But seriously, folks....
You're not the boss of me! =P
Also, NFL players don’t turn me on. I guess that’s my heterosexual side showing through.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I swear half of the Panthers fanbase would sleep with him/let him sleep with their wife.
But no.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I...will not predict this game.
Jesus may show up.
And besides, last year I was overconfident in Jesa’s team and they failed, so I think it would be bad form to predict them winning again.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:22 AM PST up reply actions
really, honestly, I AM FUCKING SCARED OUT OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I WILL SLEEP TONIGHT
Lady Jesa
Remember to breathe.
Your boys will be fine. Not that you’ll take my word for it.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:34 AM PST up reply actions
AN might be in the dumps but the Lounge tonight has been a hell of a lot of fun.
But seriously, folks....
.....yes.
Plus I was uber tired from my first week of work/the run I went on.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Soon I'm going to crash and crash hard
I need about 12 hours sleep and a day of doing nothing.
But seriously, folks....
I think I have a tour of Cambridge coming up.
Although I’m yet to leave my room and find out what’s happening.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Good evening, witch.
That’s a very nice greeting you have on.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:21 AM PST up reply actions
It is always nice to be thought of.
Gives bots strength.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:26 AM PST up reply actions
For what it's worth, the feeling's mutual.
I apologize again for the tardy posts. I have been really, really out of practice.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:33 AM PST up reply actions
So I see.
I think I kicked the hornet’s nest over on the offline side of things. So, I thought I might spend a bit of time here with you guys in safety while the buzzing subsides. Looking at the sidebar, however, I think I’ve stepped out of the fire and into the firepan.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:35 AM PST up reply actions
Oh. Yes, that, too, I suppose.
I am confident, however, that it is nothing you cannot handle.
And handle adeptly.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:42 AM PST up reply actions
You might be pleased to learn that I have been reading again.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:46 AM PST up reply actions
Get. Out.
That was my Solstice greeting for you!!!!!!
That is unbelievable! Well, not really. ‘Cause I read about it way back in October and donated and thought to myself, "Well, if anybody I know is going to get in, it’d be you." You have the right name.
That’s awesome. Congratulations.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:54 AM PST up reply actions
She does have a fantasy name.
And honestly that works whatever way you take it.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm largely jealous right now
I wish I had a better name
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
i want to be GREEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I WANT TO FIGHT IN THE LAST BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jesa
That would be incredible.
Man, I want to read the next one now.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
I did one last year before getting a job.
It’s something that needs to happen every now and then when new developments occur
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
i like to do that once a year. i'm strange.
but now we need to PREPARE FOR THE FINAL BOOK. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jesa
I am more than a little frightened at this prospect.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:11 AM PST up reply actions
I'll have to get used the weirdness again.
Case in point: Today, I received one of my Holiday Thank You Cards—the one I wrote to myself. And the last two sentences my past self wrote to my then-future-self reads, “Some bonds are unbreakable. Embrace them.”
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:20 AM PST up reply actions
Not nearly as happy as you must be.
Tell me, does fatherhood clash with dead sexiness or does it enhance it?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:27 AM PST up reply actions
okay, I suppose. Lots of rejection in my life lately.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:25 AM PST up reply actions
yeah. probably before baseball season starts.
but…I just got kicked out of my house, and the prevailing attitude is that I should go to West County, get a place where I can have a dog.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:35 AM PST up reply actions
some apartments, but thinking house in West County.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:40 AM PST up reply actions
it would. with a hot tub and a wood burning stove.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:48 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, I really want to reference a scene from Hugo right now.
But I won’t.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:02 AM PST up reply actions
You might really like that one.
Even if it might bring tears.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:13 AM PST up reply actions
Bloomie, have you considered a career in country western music?
Because, good grief.
The SR place?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:38 AM PST up reply actions
yup. he decided to move his girlfriend back in.
[sigh]
And the way he told me….he started it off, “Well, she’s decided not to renew my lease…” His lease. He is not leaving….
[she owns the house]
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:39 AM PST up reply actions
If you're working 60 hours a week I'm sure you can afford some place else, right?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
true. It's more the hassle of moving, Pip.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 AM PST up reply actions
Moving is the worst ill laid upon mankind
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Excuse my language, witch, but....
fuck moving.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:48 AM PST up reply actions
My advice Bloom...just give all your stuff to my ex
it worked for me on my move.
But seriously, folks....
Whoa!
TWO jobs?! That’s a development from the last time we spoke! That’s terrific, bloomie!
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:32 AM PST up reply actions
Bravo!
Is it rewarding work?
Or at least enjoyable?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:36 AM PST up reply actions
Holy crap, that's perfect for you!
I presume it’s a permanent position? I really really hope it is.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:40 AM PST up reply actions
Huzzah!
I now have a justification for the drinking.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:44 AM PST up reply actions
it is an excellent job. I love it and, yes, you're right, it's perfect for me and I'm perfect for it.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 AM PST up reply actions
Good. Good.
So perhaps the impending move is meant to be a natural progression to a more bloomy kind of place in the grand scheme of things.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:50 AM PST up reply actions
Of course.
I haven’t been here to administer polar bear chin scratches.
Who’s a good boy?! Who’s my jolly, happy, (looks at carpet) excitable good boy!!"
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:30 AM PST up reply actions
Forgive me. Responses are quite slow.
Out of practice.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:30 AM PST up reply actions
I was surprised in Moneyball how much I liked Jonah Hill...he was really good.
But seriously, folks....
I think he looks good and healthy
and it’s not easy losing that kind of wait so I take my hat off to him.
But seriously, folks....
I have ways to make you sleep, but being xthousand miles away most of them are impossible.
I could probably start reading a history text book to you though. That’d be sure to send you off to slumberland.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm sick...I like history text books especially the ones from Texas...who knew Jesus fought beside George Washington against that evil Brit from the Mel Gibson movie.
But seriously, folks....
I love history text books too, but they send most ppl to sleep.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm sure it's very rewarding in it's own way.
I just wouldn’t care enough about the kids to try and reach them.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Well, I'm sure plenty of people like that still teach....they suck at it though.
But seriously, folks....
I was taught by many of them.
I’m just self aware enough to know that I’d be hurting the kids so why bother going down the teaching path.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
How is it having your friend here?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
horrific. also, good. at times. it's just a straaaaaaaange brew right now. last night was one of the worst nights of my life.
Lady Jesa
Oh no! Oh, good. Oh no!!
Let me know if you want to talk
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Always available for you.
Also, I would like to attend a pie mob if we can get one together soon. I haven’t seen important people in too long.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
i just can't type it now, but will probably say more soon. right now i just want to think about FOOTBALL. :( :) :( :) ♥
Lady Jesa
Well you have my FB account. Feel free to message me.
Although UM is probably a better bet.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I went to a place and asked for a facial....I was a little surprised what I ended up getting.
But seriously, folks....
This sounds like something Ron Rivera would have said last season.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm weening myself off the stuff.
Also, diet ‘sodas’ are awful.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I got hooked in college
I was off of them but I need them now especially since I don’t drink coffee.
But seriously, folks....
The ppl that I'm staying with might like me too much.
I can never get away with just a passing word, I always have to stop for a conv.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
People are still up?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
hi ya!
I loved your suggestion in iglew’s post.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:42 AM PST up reply actions
I made suggestions?
I was mostly just upset
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
you did real good with the newcomers post welcoming thingie.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:48 AM PST up reply actions
Oh! Yeah.
I certainly didn’t invent the idea. It is a good way to bring newbies into the posting circle though. It would be kinda cool if it were actually implemented here,
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
I thought you sounded like you knew what the hell you were talking about. I was impressed, and confused as to who stole your screenname and password.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 2:51 AM PST up reply actions
Every now and then I stop futzing about and try to say something intelligent.
And I did know what I was talking about. At least, I had absorbed enough from people who do know what they’re talking about to pass it on and make it seem like I knew what I was talking about.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
How are you doing this fine (?) evening?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
hh!
I haven’t seen you round these parts in a while
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Yes yes.
Tumbleweeds gotta keep tumbling along.
How’s things?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 AM PST up reply actions
Similar.
Work’s work. Life’s life. Had a good break over the holidays though. It’s actually kind of nice to be back into the general routine.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
You know, I'm still enjoying the memory of that coli diary post you wrote.
Thanks for that, by the way.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:51 AM PST up reply actions
Haha, thanks!
I do slam poetry (which generally doesn’t lend itself well to this sort of forum), and it was fun to spew a bit in that vein about the A’s, even if it was in a drunken manner.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
The hell it doesn't!
It is really really fun to watch people just lay it down.
I don’t have the right rhythm for words but I love watching other people do their thing. Whenever you feel it build up, feel free to unburden yourself here. You’d have at least one fan.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 2:57 AM PST up reply actions
It's appreciated.
I’ve had some experiences where the written versions don’t carry the same meaning as when I speak it.
Case in point: I got into the advanced poetry writing class at my college as a freshman (hard to do), so I was all excited, but everyone was real critical of my writing during the critiquing periods. However, at the end, when we were supposed to read it to the class, everyone was like “oh, THAT’S how it was supposed to read? I didn’t get that at all! That’s much better!”
So pretty much I’ve internalized that I have no idea how to communicate poetry in writing, but do a pretty decent job of it when speaking. But if people actually like it here, maybe I will consider doing a bit more (maybe even non-drunkenly!)
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Oh, we'd love that.
And I say ‘we’ with certainty. I’m also perusing the meta threads and seeing some old names. And while I didn’t start posting long after the hey-day, I remember back to a time when stats pieces weren’t the only hugely rec’d posts. There was some incredible stuff by Apricot and FreeSeatUpgrade. Tons of word nerds still here though. So you’d definitely have an appreciative audience.
As to the translation from the page to the voice, well, I reckon it takes a bit of imagination to feel the words pour down, doesn’t it? The nitwits from your freshman class form, as stat-brethren are fond of saying, a small sample size. Disregard them.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:10 AM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
Very good points. And nothing convinces me like statistical arguments and SSS references, so consider me sold!
No promises, but I’ll see what may come as the season progresses
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Of course. Of course.
Nothing forced.
Just know you have an audience.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:14 AM PST up reply actions
Would you want to see something now?
I have a (non-A’s related) thing I wrote recently and I can never tell how new poems feel.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Ok. Offered without disclaimers.
Sometimes, I think you’re a whirlwind. Rough-hewn. Shipwrecked. Blindingly beautiful. What have you done to my body?
It is deep-set, distended, heavily breathing. Sulfur and purity and a slow ache that refuses to fade to black. I think I’m breaking. I’m making the best of it. I’m making the worst of it. I’m not sure exactly what “it” I’m supposed to be making something of. I no longer believe I’m immortal. You saw to that with one too many strolls across my eyelashes. The tension’s too heavy. What have you done to my body?
It is ground up cynicism, stitched photographs, skyscrapers and charcoal. And you kiss back too hard. Pursed Lips and Deep Breathes, the finish a death dance. We’re ripping off a band-aid, we’re taking shots. What have you done to my mind?
It is brutal, melted plastic, regret. Sandpaper and countdowns a night that lingers out of curiosity. I think I’m cracking. Spidery fingers in the asphalt. I’m unflinchingly meta. I’m tightly wound. I’m unwound. I’m frayed. I’m afraid. This is a problem. What have you done to my mind?
It is quivering, gasoline, drunk on bad decisions. I’m sorry I cut you I walk like foreboding I wonder if I’ll live to see marriage I cannot resist the vulnerable hunch of your shoulder I retract my apology. You never told me you were a hellcat. I would have run sooner. But still. right. to. you. I think I’m slipping.
You hurt like an engagement ring. A summer lawn, jumping through sprinklers where the rainbows are almost palpable. You hurt like divinity.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
{applause}
Well done!!
The second to the last stanza, UM. Jeez.
Really well done.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:06 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks!
It’s a common occurrence to really like new poems you write, mainly because they’re new, so it helps to share them a bit. It makes you look at them from a different viewpoint, which helps you seem them clearer I think.
I appreciate your receptiveness, definitely.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
You're most welcome!
I will keep coming back to this again and again, I’m sure. As it is, some phrases are just so cool to sit and hang around.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:39 AM PST up reply actions
And as always, thanks a million for sharing.
AN’s talent never fails to amaze me.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:10 AM PST up reply actions
I might be getting a little loopy....I see Mr. Hand and he's talking to me about the weather.
But seriously, folks....
I'm pretty sure Belichick considers himself a god....
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
My boss is pretty cool so I could probably book the day off and have a long weekend.
My bank, however, aren’t cool.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Well banks are evil.
But they’re also smart. They know I can’t afford the plane tickets.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Meh, it's not worth getting worked up over.
Although I’ll look into coming over in the summer. Depends how my calender falls and if I can live off beans and noodles for long enough to save up.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
The Prestige:
Batman vs Wolverine (with a minor role for Tesla).
No wonder it was so good.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Honestly she's not really my type, but I can see why others find her attractive.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
See, I really shouldn't comment, ever.
Any comment I make gets taken out of proportion and used to beat me.
Put it this way: the ex that broke my heart was blonde.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Then it was a girl born in Mexico.....cool chick
and then off to college…and farm girls from Kansas and a stunner from Africa.
But seriously, folks....
mine have been almost exclusively blonde.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 3:03 AM PST up reply actions
Outside of that hooker in Reno and it turns out she was a he
no blondes in…..years for me.
But seriously, folks....
Hmm, I guess me too actually.
Weird how your first love doesn’t always end up being your “type”
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Is there a 'type'?
I mean besides someone that I think is cute and I can have a conv with I don’t look for much more.
If they make my heart skip a beat then that’s a bonus.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Well, "type" in the sense of a "describe what a reasonably attractive girl looks like to you"
Doesn’t mean that that’s what you exclusively go for or that it’s what is even most attractive to you in practice.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Oh. Well I guess my type is 'cute' rather than 'sexy'.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Well there you go then.
Smart helps too.
So being in Cambridge I should have some luck….
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Oh smart is huge
it’s who they are as a person that’s the most important thing.
But seriously, folks....
She looked nothing like my wife that's for sure
my wife looks more like a young Tia Carrera.
But seriously, folks....
Most do
and my wife is way too hot to be with a goofball like me…..be funny boys….it works.
But seriously, folks....
Hmmmm, I appear to be rocking this checklist.
There must be a kicker.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I guess I'm boyishly handsome (at a pinch)....and I have A job...
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I think it happens when it's meant to
It took me until I was 36 before I met the one.
But seriously, folks....
of course I preferred the film Hannah Does Her Sisters.....I saw it on Cinemax
But seriously, folks....
You're father to Edward Scissorhands, aren't you?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:22 AM PST up reply actions
Boy that poor kid.....must have been rough during his teen years when he began to feel shall we say frisky?
But seriously, folks....
Oh yes.
Hedges were probably well-maintained though.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:28 AM PST up reply actions
You wore out the Who's the Boss videos, didn't you?
At least the bits with Alyssa Milano in them.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:31 AM PST up reply actions
Ha!....she had a kid recently too I think
and Barry Zito was not involved….I think.
But seriously, folks....
For once, I don't care if your team wins.
So I hope it does.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:30 AM PST up reply actions
The Bed character is going to be so much funnier when Oz takes over the role in March.
But seriously, folks....
Remember folks....AN is worth fighting for but kraut is pretty good when it's free.
But seriously, folks....
Craigslist?....isn't that where Senators go to post nude photos and pick up hookers they plan to kill?
But seriously, folks....
Wait, that's restricted to Senators?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Thank God(dess), we didn't have Twitter in the days when Kennedy boys were in office.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:43 AM PST up reply actions
My favorite LBJ story....he had bells put on the doors so he knew when Lady Bird was coming.
But seriously, folks....
It's really interesting that the philanderers did the most philanthropy.
Both in and out of office.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:48 AM PST up reply actions
They want to give and receive love no matter what form it comes in
but the form with breasts is best.
But seriously, folks....
Another difference with those across the aisle.
Seems like so many instances this past decade of conservatives involved in indiscretions involving the love that dare not speak its name.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:53 AM PST up reply actions
The kind of love you get in a men's airport bathroom....not that there's anything wrong with that.
But seriously, folks....
Hahaha!
Oh brother. Weird that the most vocal opponents of gay rights are the leaders who find themselves in uniquely embarrassing scandals.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:59 AM PST up reply actions
Also, I thought for sure your response would include a reference to Phil Collins.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:54 AM PST up reply actions
That's better.
I can now be sure that you’re not atti.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 3:59 AM PST up reply actions
Strange.
This may explain why my feet taste like toothpaste.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
So it turns out the song Final Countdown was a lie....there have been others since.
But seriously, folks....
I don't know about you but when I want to shop for maxi pads I prefer to do so at Walgreens
But seriously, folks....
My wife does....she watches that show
I will say this…..if I was single and played in the NBA I’d boom shocka walka Kim 10 ways to Sunday.
But seriously, folks....
So I gather it's not a good time.
Best of luck to you.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:09 AM PST up reply actions
Just feeling really blah this morning.
I’ve actually had a good first week at work.
But I’ve been kept busy, so I’ve not had to think about the fact that all my friends are hundreds of miles away and I have NOTHING to do on the weekend.
Although all my friends are in committed relationships, so I at least avoid being the third wheel for a time. And I’m jealous of that.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Ah, the new job in the new city.
Hear your call perfectly. First weeks are always difficult. And I have nothing more substantial to say except that time does make it somewhat better. About the rest, I am afraid, Bed is right. If you shun a city, it will shun back. Best thing to do is to jump in and see what you like.
Are the coworkers friendly? Maybe start there.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:33 AM PST up reply actions
It's literally just me and my boss (and he's out half the time) in an out of the way office.
So yeah, socialising with colleagues isn’t really an option.
As for the rest well we’ll see. I’m going to explore Cambridge in a few minutes.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Well, as far places to be stuck in, that's a very good place.
Smart people without the snobbery of Oxford, no?
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:43 AM PST up reply actions
I don't know. I'm a Northerner.
I try to stay away from the elite types.
So far the people I’ve met have been…..so-so. Not particularly nice, but not ‘stab you in the back’.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Erm, my team is barely supported where I live.
No chance there’s a Blackburn Rovers Pub in Cambridge.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Short of getting Cope to move to Cambridge, I'm out of options.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:59 AM PST up reply actions
Each of you could serve as the other's wet blanket.
And he’d enjoy the weather.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:02 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, well pass along the best wishes if you see him elsewhere, will you?
Cope, if you’re reading this: Have a perfectly ordinary, bacon-filled, panache-less non-birthday. I hope Tebow decapitates himself trying to throw a forward pass causing you to spray a boring, birthday beverage out of your nose.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:08 AM PST up reply actions
'Wet blanket'?
You’re going to have to explain this one.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Cope hates his own QB more than I do
he cracks me up with some of his stuff.
But seriously, folks....
You ever get the feeling that you're destined to be miserable and alone?
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Are you putting yourself out there?
Life doesn’t come to you…..you have to go out there and take it.
But seriously, folks....
It's a cliche but you just have to keep hitting that wall until you knock it down.
But seriously, folks....
This is corny but it's most important that you love yourself
and then most likely others will follow.
But seriously, folks....
That's just to keep me distracted.
The big problem is that I wake up alone all the time and I’m sick of it.
Btw I’m not paying any of you guys for the therapy you’re providing. Just thought I’d get that out there at this stage. =P
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
So you need a lady?
Does it have to be a long term deal? Sometimes it’s nice to play the field a bit.
But seriously, folks....
I'm geared towards the long term thing.
I don’t get much satisfaction out of playing the field.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I prefer a long term play as well
but sometimes you have to get the love that you can.
But seriously, folks....
It takes practice
I was awful until about 21 or so and I worked at it….the main thing is confidence and as I said being funny and nice.
But seriously, folks....
Two is enough
of course it should be said I’ve never picked up an English women….maybe it’s different.
But seriously, folks....
I can't say I'm a particular fan.
Although that’s probably because I’m bitter at this stage.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Besides one, I've never longed for any of them once the relationship has ended.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
"Act as if ye have faith and faith shall be granted to you.
Another words, fake it ’till you make it." – Leo McGarry, West Wing, Season 2, Episode 1
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:52 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm, was it 'granted' or was it 'given?'
Stupid brain.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:22 AM PST up reply actions
I think you've discovered why the Lounge was first built.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:08 AM PST up reply actions
Mmhmm.
Built so he could amuse and comfort us and we him.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:12 AM PST up reply actions
It was a place after the game to hang out and BS
and this was back when Bloom was on hours a day and I was here all the time and Pam and mikev were here….things have changed…..now I hit it hard and then go away for weeks and Bloom is busy and Pam is AWOL and well, you know what happened to Mike.
But seriously, folks....
I am just catching up to the mikev part today actually.
But I agree wholeheartedly that the place itself means nothing without the people.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:15 AM PST up reply actions
And all of us are fond of the group that first greeted us when we walked in.
So many different folks for me. But Bloomie was the first to ever say hello to me.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:17 AM PST up reply actions
I lurked for about a year
and the two people who made me join were Bloom and Nico….which is why this sucks so much for me.
But seriously, folks....
hmmm...maybe I should go on a power trip!
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 4:24 AM PST up reply actions
Don't I know it
actually with all the bombs I’ve thrown at Nico and iglew today I expect to get another email from Nico.
But seriously, folks....
At least he'd be reaching out to you this way.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
I answered the lock out he sent me right away
and I was in the wrong so after my 30 minute hissy fit I got over it.
But seriously, folks....
Sounds like the mature course of action
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Mmhmm.
It’s not fun when adults are having words.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:25 AM PST up reply actions
As long as we have Jonah,
we’ll be fine.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:40 AM PST up reply actions
Yep....a lot of folks are gone
and some of us got busy….I won’t be here at all during the summer.
But seriously, folks....
People have to juggle quite a lot of things.
But hopefully, everyone finds time and has the desire to drop by once in a while a say hey. Not to mention that the lounge especially is very tightly knit and connected in non-AN media as well as in the physical world. So it wouldn’t be terribly difficult to keep in touch.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:23 AM PST up reply actions
It's harder for me since I live in Arkansas
so I can’t tailgate or go to the get togethers…..AN has really helped me keep my interest in the A’s and it’s because I like to hang out with you guys.
But seriously, folks....
Sure.
I’ve said it before. Without the triumvirate of Bloom, Bed and Ozz, we’d never break over a couple hundred comments per night. I remember my first summer and fall we used to get up to fifteen hundred comments before eleven. And that’s when I’d show up.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:27 AM PST up reply actions
I do hope the community will be enough of an appeal in itself to prevent full and total breakdwon
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
That would be full and total breakdown.
You can’t start all over here. Not with the history and not with the quality of the A’s right now.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
It would be hard
the ball is in Nico’s court….I hope he gets that but I worry he doesn’t.
But seriously, folks....
In whatever capacity I can manage, I'll be here.
I can’t speak for anyone else. Except probably dan. Yeah, it’ll be the two of us laughing our heads off at a sequence of zero’s and one’s.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:36 AM PST up reply actions
I guess Dan is out as a mod but he's in for now as a FP writer
when you lose Dan you’re in trouble because that’s a level headed smart kid right there.
But seriously, folks....
I'm still not sure whether that's a compliment or not.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
She probably only likes him 'cos he's a hobbit.
And again that’s a whole ‘awww he’s so cute and adorable’ thing.
It’s tough to go from that to ‘wow I want to have his children’. Or at least that’s what I’ve found.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It also gets you into the 'Friends Zone'.
Which is death.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Pure death
If I want to be with a woman I go for it right away….once you’re a buddy it’s over.
But seriously, folks....
You also become the shoulder to cry on when their
dick of a boyfriend breaks their heart over the course of the relationship.
[shudders]
I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Not when you like the girl.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I find that hard to do here.
For some reason.
Might be just me, though.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:13 AM PST up reply actions
AN helped me through a couple of rough spots
I like it because I can just let my mind go to whatever goofy place it wants and you people haven’t thrown me out yet so I guess it’s cool.
But seriously, folks....
AN's always been a nocturnal destination for me.
I came for the stats and stayed for the people.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:24 AM PST up reply actions
I just assumed we were all 57 year old white guys
living in our parents basement.
But seriously, folks....
I'm not entirely sure that Shoes doesn't fall under that description.
But the rest have been verified by eye witnesses.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
What the hell.....you know I always wanted to date a Russian girl.....never happened for me though.
But seriously, folks....
Alright, it's sleep time for me.
Goodnight Oldham, hh and Bed.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
Pleasant dreams, UM.
Have a good weekend.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:41 AM PST up reply actions
Why I'm supposed to get up in 24 minutes....I can't believe Sara slept all night.
But seriously, folks....
Oh I see.
Well yeah, but good luck having a conversation with music blaring.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I mean, I'm as enthusiastic as the next guy about the prospect of women without clothes.
But it’s not a crowd experience for me.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:57 AM PST up reply actions
That and it's all a tease with no payoff....I never did get it.
and to be honest…..I like a different kind of lady.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah but Miss Hawaii loves her French Toast and I want this to be her special day.
But seriously, folks....
Then you're just wasting bandwidth 'cos your mind was already made up.
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE BANNED!
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
'Cause he knows I'm a vegetarian.
He’s being polite.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 4:58 AM PST up reply actions
That's the price I pay for hanging out in the lounge.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:03 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, this is nowhere near the worse case.
Let me just say, proceed with caution when you google something G_S has said.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:10 AM PST up reply actions
Oh goodness
I’ve posted at least 20,000 worse things than my meat post…but yeah G_S can knock it out of the park…..We The Mont’
But seriously, folks....
I believe it does.
Name’s Head. Murray Head.
I got beat up a lot in grade school.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 14, 2012 5:09 AM PST up reply actions
I am NOT pink.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Fun as always, bed.
Have a good football weekend.
by harensheir15 on Jan 14, 2012 5:17 AM PST up reply actions
I think I'll be heading out now.
Bloomie, I’m sorry it’s a mixed bag right now but I’m thrilled about the job. Really really. I don’t doubt that, three months from now, our conversation will be as different and seem as ancient as the one three months ago does now. Time will make fools of us all. Fortunately, in the lounge, we’ll find people who’ll laugh at us and with us.
Therefore, considering my reading of the last few hours, I mean this more tonight than I have at all other nights combined: To your good health, AN! {drains mug} Goodnight.
i was hoping for a snow game, too. :(
also, i’m very worried. gronk’s last fb post this morning noted that he is “outside colorado springs, co.” now i love my gronk, but he isn’t noted as being the smartest man. he’d better be in foxboro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jesa
It's hours until I can get my Tebow on.
Gotta wait for the Saints to probably beat the 49ers first. :(
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It'll be 1am. I'm a 9-5 worker bee now. I'll probably fall asleep.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Indeed.
I’ve had a busy day exploring Cambridge today and I’m probably going for a run in a second.
That’s about all the energy I have these days.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Thanks. I'm sorry that I have to root against your team today.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Tebowmania runs wild on you?
The dude just winz.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Pfft. You'll be crying in your beer tonight.
Tebow is on a mission.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Even your stat boys (which don't translate to the NFL at all) think he's awesome.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Not perfectly, no.
They’re in their infancy, compared to baseball stats. But they exist, and they work.
Just like Tebow when he fails to read a defense
and just loops around the backfield hoping a WR breaks free.
Only if I get to make an actual crea.....
Y’know what, I should probably go get that shower before I get myself banned. ;-)
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'd love to.
The US Govt isn’t so hot on the idea though.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
How soon before football time is "almost" then?
An hour isn’t good enough?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Five minutes is the universally accepted standard of 'almost'.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
So refresh my memory
1 British minute = 1.8 American minutes or something?
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Unreasonable
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Or slower.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
It's pie.
Therefore, it is delicious.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
should i be worried that the boys went out almost two hours ago to "procure various meats"?
i thought they were only going up the street.
Lady Jesa
You can never have too many pig pits.
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
by UrgentMirth on Jan 14, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe they're just taking their time and selecting the right one.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Ok, I'm off to secure my spot.
Enjoy the games everyone!
Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!
so far i see about 5 lbs of pork loin chops, 3 lb of steak, and 15 aidells sausage
i also see two frozen boxes—one of 24 “lobster kisses” and one of 72(!) mini quiches. WTF.
Lady Jesa
Frank Caliendo and Donald Trump
What are “Two people who should stay the fuck off my TV”, Alex?
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
I don't think Alex Smith is good enough to make this game get out of hand.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
No I clearly hate the Niners (except Smith) and hope they change their name
when the go to Santa Clara just to irk all the SF natives.
What should they change it to?
I think the Santa Clara Chips has a certain something to it.
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Are there gold miners left in San Francisco?
What about the Cherries, to reflect the Valley of Heart’s Delight history?
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Indeed.
The Santa Clara Intellectual Properties?
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Well I guess when the Saints O-line is allowed to hold, Brees looks good.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
please do
I want to see tebow go down, hard
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 14, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
i'm so stressed out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jesa
I was ust getting ready to say - this game is making me nervous. SHIT
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
no. it'll start and if it's on this channel they'll switch over. Might have it on an alternate channel
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
It is on a different station they won't delay kickoff
as is it will go off later then normal for pregame shit
Vernon Davis is awesome. Alex Smith is still shit.
Hopefully this is a FG for the win job.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
With five turnovers this game shouldn't have been close.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
That's an amazing play call!
Although Brees still has the damn 2 minute drill.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Don't fucking review the play. It's a TD. Hurry the fuck up.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Saw that handoff coming a mile away. Predictable offence is predictable.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
This is good news
Logan Mankins and Patrick Chung were both active for Saturday night’s game for the Patriots.
Alright!
Great defense, 49ers!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Cope - get out of my head!!! I just got finished saying that's what they needed to do!!!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
This has really ruined my day. No doubt the Patriots will win too to really kick me when I'm down.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Taking a survey for school. Here is one of the questions:
Which of the food items below do you feel contain the most harmful ingredients from a fast food restaurant?
- hamburger (i.e., E. coli, CO2, saturated fat, cholesterol)
- eggs (i.e., Salmonella, cholesterol)
- chicken (arsenic)
- fish (mercury)
- diet soda (aspartame
Well. That just ruined my day.
Diet soda
The others aren’t necessarily contaminated, it’s just a possibility.
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
And yes, I drink it every single day
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
Wow! That was a bullet!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Game not over yet........but odds were all picking the Saints.
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
The doctor at work is sicker than the patients.
He’s barfing and shivering. I’m not going to get sick, fucker.
Even at the horribly inflated ticket prices
I bet people who were there felt like they got their money’s worth.
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
Well, there's a start
I love AN and I will damn f@$king well fight to stay here -- Kyli
by Englishmajor on Jan 14, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
It's getting to the point where I hope the Broncos suck forever.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Ah fuck, the Broncos clearly have no idea how to stop this godawful offence.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Which kinda shocks me a bit, I didn't think the Pats would have it this easy.
They really miss Dawk back there
I'll watch the next drive. If there's no improvement I'm off.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
wow
and I never thought the game was over. you could just feel the 49ers were gonna win
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 14, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
Good lord officials are bad.
The ball hits the floor then moves.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'll have some of whatever the officials are smokin' then please.
Absolute bullshit call. No consistency at all in this league.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Remember. according to the NFL, Brady can do no wrong
Starting with the Tuck Rule game (Jeez – it’s been 10 years now).
Hit him right in the letters.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That guy on one team, caught the pass thrown by that guy on the other team.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
The guy with the "-ski" on the end?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
gronkowsky....just heard his name. Don't usually watch this team.
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
This is only the 3rd football game I've watched all year.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
So
I was wondering if the Raiders would have been faring any better than the Broncos?
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If Schaub was still playing, sure.
I kinda like the Texans. But rooting for a team led by TJ Yates? That’s a recipe for disaster.
And we thought OUR offense was bad.
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This offensive line is getting ABUSED!
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Like Tebow, or not, it's hard to do anything, when the other team has 3-4 guys in your backfield at the snap.
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Aw, no way!
Stabler’s last year in Oakland was horrible. Art Shell even admitted that it wasn’t Ken’s fault. You can’t throw the ball from flat on your back all season. Are you telling me Tebow needs to block as well as QB?
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I'm saying until teams respect his ability to throw the ball
there will more often then not be more men in the box to block
Maybe. But they aren't doing much pass-blocking either.
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Kuper was a huge loss and Clady has regressed horribly
I very much dislike Frankin on the edge as he gets torched by speed rushers
That was awesome!
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He just man-handles these smaller DBs
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More like,...
BRANDON ALLEN!!!
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Really. If you miss, they have 98 yards to go.
6Xs
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It is gonna be the shits, if Oakalnd signs Bartolo on Tuesday....
(which is the same day as my Colon-oscopy).
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I take the "pill" at 1PM on Monday!!
With the fluid meds all afternoon.:)
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He went right.
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4 shots at it from the 3.
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