The Lounge: 1/1/12 Part Two!
by danmerqury on Jan 1, 2012 10:37 PM PST
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I don't see how that could fail.
Especially if you diversify by purchasing Powerball tickets as well.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I may have to hire you as my new financial guy.
To be honest you couldn’t do much worse than the current guy……neither could a monkey throwing darts.
But seriously, folks....
A monkey throwing darts would be way more entertaining than me.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That's for the best.
Since you were there for so much of it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
by ozzman99 on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
WooHoo!
I actually stayed awake until the crossover to a new Lounge!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I think he's in trouble with the law.
Campaign financing or something?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
uh, I guess I missed it tuu?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I was just taking it in a different direction.
I knew who you meant.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Whut done yu expict?
I’s jes stoopid
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
at the hairdresser's?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
So roomy in here
why, I think I’ll just put my feets up.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
A special thank you to Bed for placing the song "Harold the Barrel" in my head for the rest of the night.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
I can fix that.
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
So I'm gonna stay and see how this all shakes out. But I'm going back to bed now.
might be back later.
I'm glad to have you for as long as you're happy here.
You’re the best, Bloom.
But seriously, folks....
'Night, LB.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
nighty nites LB
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to say "adieu" as well
See everyone tomorrow.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
ciao tutu
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
I'm hungry.
But getting to the kitchen means walking through the living room. And our friend is sleeping on the sofa.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Okay first I'm supposed to believe you have a friend....and second we're to believe you have a kitchen.
But seriously, folks....
Oh, we have a kitchen. Ozzwife is a chef.
The friend part… well, ok.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I knew she was a chef and you liked to eat
I was going for absurd and it worked as well as ever.
But seriously, folks....
people like me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
The voices in your head are not people.
And even they don’t like you.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
the voices love me for my beatific rulership
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
they do as I say
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Why would he ever be out in the first place? Everybody likes him.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
I'm one bad muthafucka
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
Like Richard Roundtree?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
ohhhh yeahhhhh
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone likes ranch dressing.
Or, at least no one hates it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
some don't like me
so, I’m more like a cheap ranch dressing
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
turkey bacon
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
I can believe the kitchen part
but not the friend part
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm so scared
oh wait. no I’m not
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
You should be. My terrorist cell has some exciting plans for 2012.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Did you have a Christmas party?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
Were there drunk women and mistletoe?
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
No women. Girls don't seem to like us.
There was mistletoe, but it got kinda awkward. A couple of guys kissed, others got jealous… it just wasn’t good for morale.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I thought all cells had beautiful spies like Anna Chapman
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
No, they're more like something out of a Picasso painting.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Then why would any straight guy join?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions
Why do you need dental if there are no women?
I wouldn’t even need toothpaste
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
Mostly it's guys with a toothache who just want to see a dentist.
But then they join our fantasy baseball league, and it’s hard to leave after that.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Interesting recruiting technique
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
You gotta find your target demographic, and then exploit it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You should make a movie with Brad Pitt
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
You can make him look like Charlize
Theron in that movie where she looked terrible. Tell him he’ll win an Oscar.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
"So Brad, I'm making this movie and I need you to play an ugly woman..."
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
He'll eat it up!
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
december 21?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
We're gonna blow up the world!
Well, we’re gonna put a cherry bomb inside of a globe. But the symbolism will blow your fucking mind.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
you know you're a music geek
when your big thing you’re looking forward to is watching a documentary on the making of Serge Gainsbourg’s “Histoire de Melody Nelson” LP.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
You know you're a photography geek when you're looking forward to Nikon's upcoming announcement of a camera you can't even dream of affording.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
4? Why do you have 4 golf bags?
And have you considered emptying one to hide that body?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I save one just for bodies I need to hide fast
and I have 4 because I’m a golf geek.
But seriously, folks....
Titleist!
Doesn’t that have something to do with golf?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
They make balls....that are expensive....I use them when people give them to me as gifts
that’s my standard gift from friends……golf balls…well, that and insider trading tips and BJ’s.
But seriously, folks....
me too
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
Wow. Yeah.
One of my friends dropped $2k on a camera because he thought he wanted to be a photog, then dropped it overboard in salt water while fishing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Haha! I'm neutral on Ashton.
The new camera will most likely be the D4, although they may announce the D800 instead. Both are sick, but the D4 is the one I really really want.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've seen that. There's another one involving a Nikon.
http://nikonrumors.com/2011/12/07/how-to-lose-1200-in-25-seconds.aspx/
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't really know.
I usually ignore cameras that don’t suit my needs. I don’t mean that to sound as obnoxious as it does. I can do some research, but I’m just not aware of things I don’t need.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I will say that I like the fact that NIkon makes an adapter for the 1 that allows the regular DSLR lenses to be used with it.
But I prefer a camera with a mirror.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm listening to "Melody" now
This guy’s pretty creepy
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
it's an astounding record
perhaps as funky as white people can be. The new reissue has all alternate versions of the tunes plus the doc i spoke of, but you have to have the music video that goes with it to really get the full impact of the story… it’s so ahead of its time for 1971.
Jean-Claude Vannier is a god to me.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
The French are funky....
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
Not even Debussy and Bizet?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
Platini, Zidane, Henry, Cantona....
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
Why do you need a stick?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
Chopsticks?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
It's easy. Just use your nostrils.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
I'm learning so much tonight
how to use chopsticks, that my choice to be a Raiders fan was a bad one and how to bury a body.
But seriously, folks....
I have no NFL team.
I guess I shouldn’t pick the Raiders.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
OldhamA was against drafting him
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
Many were....he and I debated it
I’ve been a big Newton guy from the start.
But seriously, folks....
I should be a big Newton guy from the start too
it sounds like.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
I have a sports crush on him
and he just had one of the all time great rookie seasons.
But seriously, folks....
I heard he had low WAR but high intangibles
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:26 PM PST up reply actions
Aye there's the rub
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
You can't just look at the stats.
You can only appreciate him if you watch him every day.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
But he only plays once a week
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
Yes I'm sure he wants to play two
every day
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
Is that a selling point?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
You'll feel right at home?
Actually, everyone talks about them losing Manning, but I heard they had like 7 defensive players go down with injuries this year too. And they have the #1 pick in the draft. They could bounce back strong next year. Maybe.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ya but they'll draft Jeremy Brown
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
I don't really see the comparison.
Powerhouse team with one of the greatest QBs to ever play the game?
Now I see the resemblance
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
yeah they are
they get down. If you want i can put a nice clean rip of the full 28 minute TV film for you on sendspace or whatever, just tell me if you want that. The new box set for some inexplicable reason does not have that, but I do.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
It sounds good but what's "sendspace'?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
just a free place to put large files
here, lemme do that for you sir… you’ll love this film if you love that album.
I REALLY love that record, it is maybe in my Top 10 ever.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
I have it on good authority that he's never seen 10 Segal movies....thank God
Just watch the one with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey 10 times.
But seriously, folks....
I do love that movie....Tommy Lee Jones is so over the top in it
and Busey is nutty as hell in it.
But seriously, folks....
I don't know what movie it is.
I’ve seen 1 Segal flick, and thankfully he died in the first half hour.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Why would anyone age a boob?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
How about salad on a stick?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
I love that movie
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
I liked that one
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Was Die Hard With a Vengeance higher than Live Free or Die Hard?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
Die Hard with a Vengeance would win that fight
It’s the Sam Jackson effect.
But seriously, folks....
That too
I guess there’s going to be a 5th one were John McClain battles old age.
But seriously, folks....
At first I thought you said John McCain
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:24 PM PST up reply actions
I enjoyed it
5 of the 6 Rocky movies are good….part 5 is a sin against God.
But seriously, folks....
There's a new Rocky movie?
Does Talia Shire play Rocky’s grandmother?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
Stallone and George Forman beat each other with their walkers.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
For 15 rounds?
Are the girls with the round cards old too?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
I laughed loudly
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
Wow! High praise.
Since you’ve heard Dara Puspita’s entire catalogue
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
yeah my pal is obsessed with Indonesian psych
so i heard Dara Puspita starting back in like 1986 or somewheres.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
That's awesome.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
OK I am upping this film for you
It’s an .mkv file (use VLC player), where someone took a super clean dub of the thing from the French TV archives and put the remastered audio with it so you get the real experience of it. I’ll put the link here when it’s done so stay tuned WC.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
Wow! Thanks!
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
wow i is stoked
The activist and radio personality Caroline Casey just FB friended me.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
yessir
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know who that is.
But if you’re happy, I’m happy. YAY!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I googled her. She looked like Stockard Channing when she was younger, but then better.
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions
Nobody. Her parents named her Susan Stockard and then she married some guy
named Channing and became an actress and voila
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by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
Aloha
The reason Athletics Nation is worthy of our time is the wonderful people on the site. You folks are a great bunch.
Be well, Brian
But seriously, folks....
Going to bed?
Good night, Brian. Sleep well and have a great day tomorrow!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Night Bed
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
nite bed!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
The e's are starting to look like a's.
It’s really frustrating, trying to read a word and then in the middle of it, you see Moose Costco’s face. Anyway, this is a sign that I should get some sleep, I think. I’m supposed to go on a 4 mile walk tomorrow. We’ll see about that. Good night!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
4 miles?
thats nothing
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
Night Ozz
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
OK, check your email, you should have that Serge link there now
Enjoy dude :)
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions
Awesome!!
Thanks so much!
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 2, 2012 3:18 AM PST up reply actions
Ok, am I not understanding the definition of meta?
Is it not when a thread drifts off the topic of baseball and onto other subjects?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's when comments break the fourth wall, in a way.
Not just when a thread drifts off into other subjects, but when it drifts off into talking about AN itself.
I'll post pictures soon
I’m amazed anyone could miss seeing me, the shirt I was wearing was ridiculously bright! :)
There's no crying in baseball!
such a good time
I’ll post pictures sometime today or tomorrow. but so awesome.
There's no crying in baseball!
I don't have cable. And as far as I can tell, they're all on ESPN.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Around here it probably would've been the Carolina game.
I could care less about Cocks.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Another one I don't care about.
I’d like to watch Stanford, and I wouldn’t mind watching Oregon.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
The high tomorrow will be 41 here.
I know not what to do.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It'll be in the mid-60s here
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Butrym is a terrible name.
No matter what the correct pronunciation may be, I’m gonna call him Butt Rim.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Or maybe Butt Rhyme.
I’ll try them both, see which one works better.
Butt Rim, Butt Rhyme, Butt Rim, Butt Rhyme, Butt Rim, Butt Rhyme, ……..
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd usually ne inclined to say that Spring Training would cheer you up.
But this year, I’m guessing it will be cause for even more rage.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Nah no other team invokes this amount of emotion from me
also I want them to totally suck this year, I’d only get angry with poor roster moves and like if they won 80 games
Poor roster moves?
Like the rumor that they’re trying to bring Crisp back?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You should move to the South.
These people mix ham and mayo and call it a salad.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Wasn't Ham Salad that guy in Star Wars?
Or, was it Hardware Wars?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
You mean the fat dude in the X-WIng fighter?
I don’t know his name.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
There was a late night short movie that was constantly on Channel 2 in the Bay Area, called Hardware Wars.
It was a spoof on Star Wars.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That's the one!
What a classic!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
My brother bought something off Craigslist.
He wants me to drive and pick it up tomorrow. I am scared.
I have lidocaine and a syrige in my bag.
I’d have to hit a vein if I stabbed someone with it, though.
This whole fight about meta makes me wonder...
When Loungers were chased out of recap threads with pitchforks and torches, did anyone put up a fight?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Seriously.
It’s not enough that we have to hide what we do. Nico has talked about banning the Lounge altogether (although he’s also said it won’t happen; still, the fact that they’d even consider it says a lot). But dare to suggest that meta get it’s own thread, even a thread that’s on the sidebar, and PT gets his panties in a bunch. Is there anything in the world that makes that guy happy?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
We used dolomite to layout where to dig footings.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
It's a white powder.
You sniff it, you don’t eat it.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Oh, yeah!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm learning so much about you, Tuu.
You’re in Iowa, right?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
The central Sierras of California.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I thank you, kind sir.♥
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
"the fact that they’d even consider it says a lot"
“they” are considering no such thing. As far as I know, this has never been discussed among any of the moderators as a serious idea, and if it were, it would be laughed down so quickly that it would disappear into the stupid idea drawer it came from.
There's no crying in baseball!
Hell, I like it too.
But it never ceases to amaze me when people complain about something they DON’T EVEN KNOW IS THERE. I don’t understand why some people hate the Lounge so much.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You know what frustrates me the most about him?
As angry and pessimistic as he is, when it comes to baseball, he’s usually right.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Heh, I'm pretty sure I've used that exact argument as well.
For all of his abrasiveness…he’s absolutely almost always right. Smart one, that guy.
He'll make one hell of a lawyer, if he isn't one already.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
My cousin passed the bar right before that big law firm in the Bay Area went belly up a few years ago.
She hit the job market just as 500 more experienced lawyers were looking for work.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah. Her only advantage was that she'd work cheap.
Ended up taking depositions for a firm that fights worker’s comp claims. Which is funny, because she generally sides with the workers. But hey, you gotta pay the bills.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You're supposed to pass the bar?
Damn. I stopped at it.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'm Irish
we never pass the bar.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Reminds me of 2 stories:
Jim Leyland once said, “The difference between Tony LaRussa and me is that Tony passed the bar, and I never pass a bar.”
Also, during WW2, SF was under a blackout order one night (ok, many nights, but I’m talking about one night in particular). An apartment was reported to have it’s lights on, so a police officer was sent to take care of it. The officer met an old lady, who said she wasn’t aware of the blackout. She turned out her lights and offered the officer a candle so that he could safely make his way back down to the street. He answered, “No thank you. I’m Irish. I’m used to falling down the stairs.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Truf
The finest mixture of the world’s refuse. My ancestors were thrown out of the tree for taking tuu many banana breaks.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I thought he had a federal government job in DC
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 2, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions
Well, that and the whole mob mentality.
Demands that people comment on their vote or their vote shouldn’t count. Kinda sounds like what they are claiming Nico did(and he may have, for all I know).
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
You say "mob mentality" like it's a bad thing
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 2, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, go figure.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Never really got into college FB, for some reason.
I think the last college game I’ve actually sat down and watched was the Matt Leinart Vince Young title game way back when.
Hi, dan!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I do, and I will begin watching at my earlliest convenience.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Good call.
I know I can never go wrong with your recommendations.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Sorry folks, I'm not in the best of moods tonight. I don't mean to bring the place down.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't know.
Just a general malaise. Thanks for asking, though.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You got me running,
goin’ out of my mind.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
If you're in the Lounge, you're already out of your mind.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
sigh
did you honestly miss the ELO reference? I must be getting old…:(
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I luv you♥!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Hopefully things will pick up
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Thanks.
I actually had a nice day. I slept in, surfed the web a little, got my paycheck, and the wife made an amazing dinner. I don’t know what’s wrong.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Absolutely.
We have a sofa or an air mattress. Your call.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Naw, I don't mind if I wake her up.
Grumpy Jennifer is funny. Although she’ll have to get used to the fact that I walk around the house in my underwear a lot.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
My entire family does that.
My mom freaked out when my dad’s brother was staying with us last year. It was weird.
Jennifer is used to wet rats on the sofa.☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
What? Good theme song, a Camaro, and a Cylon.
What more can you ask for?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Grace Park
sigh..
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Nope. Just 5-O
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Personally, I think she looked hotter in her flight suit than in a bikini.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't have cable. There ain't shit else to watch at that time.
And Ozzwife had the computer. What do you want me to do, read a book or something?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ozzwife has watched that show. I've never seen it.
I don’t think it was on here, though. Not sure, but I remember flipping through the channels and I don’t remember seeing it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah, those days happen
Sleep it off. Tomorrow will be a new day. I know what you mean… random days where you just feel a bit down.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Tomorrow I get to wake up before the sunrise.
But I’m gonna grab my camera and try something new. Let’s see if it works. On the other hand, I might have to let my friend borrow my car… and she’s a really awful driver.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
In 2012
can we make it illegal to say “swag” unless you mean a bag of free stuff? I don’t see that one stopping anytime soon.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
It's an iPhone app that people can't seem to get enough of.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's annoying.
Here it is. They claim that you can make all these different combos that give your photo a different look, but they all look the same. They all look like crappy 1970’s photos that were developed in a 1 hour lab and are rapidly decaying.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I can see the novelty for a short time.
But seriously, I have friends posting shit to their Facebook all damned day. I had to block a couple of people from my newsfeed because of it. Just go buy some C-41 film and ask the lab not to print it until the chemicals are used up.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
OK St.: 312 yds passing, 13 rushing.
Hey Stanford, just a thought… they’re probably not running the ball.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Stanford has had the ball for 35 minutes... out of 51 so far.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Damn it, Stanfoo.
Outgaining OK St., 522-325. More first downs, 24-11. TOP 39 min, to 17. But only up by 7 points.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
De'Anthony Thomas: 2 carries, 155 yards, 2 TD's.
Jesus. Not a bad day.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I saw the first one - he's ridiculously fast. Like Mike Vick fast.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm amused that for the last 13+ weeks the Denver media has been
all give Tebow a chance he can be a franchise QB and now I see
VicLombardi
Any chance Andrew Luck drops to 21 in the draft? Can we start a smear campaign?
PostBroncos
I can only imagine what Elway is thinking while watching Andrew Luck on third downs tonight.
But did he know he'd be drafting in the last third of the draft next year?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
ANyone who thought Tebow could be a franchise QB was smoking crack.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That has to go down as one of the worst draft picks ever.
Even worse than taking Alex Smith #1.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That and trading away a future 1 for the CB that they cut in the 2nd
were giant blunders on his part
The package Minnesota gave up for Herschel Walker was a terrible trade, too.
Didn’t they give up something like 5 1st round picks for him?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Just looked it up.
Minnesota gave up 5 players and 6 draft picks. That’s ridiculous. I wouldn’t give up that much for any 1 player.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's stupid, is what it is.
I hope, for the Raiders’ sake, that Palmer benefits from a full training camp next year.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Tebowdefender Defend Tebow
@VicLombardi You’re a joke. Tebow leads to the playoffs for the first time in years an you already want luck and have to rebuild?
yeah, that 6-22 in a 7-3 loss was some of the best leadership I've ever seen.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ha!
I meant attempts, but yeah. The only way you can credit Tebow with the Broncos wins is by suggesting that maybe the rest of the team, knowing how shitty he is, turned up their game to compensate.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You know, I laughed at Harbaugh for suggesting that Alex Smith should go to the Pro Bowl.
In the same conference as Rodgers, Brees, Vick, Stafford, and E. Manning? But shit, if Tebow made it…
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Have to assume one of the 3 are in the Super Bowl or beg off
he is going to go, then be replaced in the draft
sooooo....do these bowl games count for anything more than "the people's ovation and fame forever???
Lady Jesa
I heard that Clemson will get $20 mil for their bowl game.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah, there's a ton of money in college sports.
A few years ago, one of my friends who was a professor at Florida State was livid because the head football coach got a raise (his salary before the raise was something like $3 mil), while the school eliminated a few majors and a couple of departments.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Ton of money in football, basketball for the SEC ACC and Big East
pale in comparison probably but still bring in some serious dollars. The rest not so much.
When I went to UNM and they had a good basketball team, tickets were too expensive for students.
And they didn’t have any discounted student tickets, either. The cheapest seats were $35, and that was 15 years ago.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
There are a final rankings after the bowls, really only #1 matters
but schools can use their final rankings to try to sway recruits and such
I think I may go here shortly.
I got sucked into the Stanfoo game, and the Lounge. Damn you people for being funny, interesting, and all-around awesome!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I like it when I watch it, but I don't usually watch it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, I think you have to be a boy..
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Ride 'em girl!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Goodnight, Loungers
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Ok, quick dinner recap:
1st course: Spinach w/red onion, bosc pear, toasted pecans, foie gras shavings, and brown butter fig vinaigrette
2nd course: Cream Oyster Truffle Soup with garlic croute OR Soupe de Poisson with garlic croute and sriracha rouille (I skipped this one, as I don’t like oysters and the other soup smelled too fishy for my taste)
3rd course: Dijon Pork Tenderloin, oven roasted asparagus, and fried truffle potato puffs
4th course: New York Strip w/baby bellas, veal cheek black truffle sauce and fried rosemary polenta
Dessert: Caramel mousse with Anna’s almond thins and one chocolate amarena truffle
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Her and our best friend Theresa.
Theresa works every year on NYE for a family that does a really high-end dinner (typically 10-12 people, and they spend anywhere from $10k-20k on food; they also drink a ton of wine, and that’s not included in that cost, but as you can guess, it’s very expensive wine). Anyway, they often send some of the leftover ingredients home with Theresa. This year, we got black truffles, veal cheek, the soups, the foie gras, and the polenta.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
what's going on Loungers
I just banned all of you and then immediately reregistered you all with posters’ screennames from Lookout Landing, I hope you guys don’t mind. It was a lot of work but I figure the Mariners will probably finish ahead of the A’s this year and you guys don’t wanna be last-place bloggers.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
As long as I don't have to actually cheer for the M's, it's cool.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
well
your name is now Don’t_Run_on_51, so there may be no choice. Just ask T-Long.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 2, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
Is he an M's fan?
I figured the M’s would be fans of his, what with his sucking for the A’s and all.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
hahaha
no, it’ just a reference to that famous throw where Ichiro gunned down Long at 3rd with a laser beam from RF.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 2, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
hey buddy
(you are now EdgarIsGod11, hope that’s OK LOLOLOLOL)
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 2, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, to gonna go get some shuteye.
See you all tomorrow! Take care of yourselves and do something to put a smile on your face.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
sure, don't say hi to me :(
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 2, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
hi sweetie bones!!!!
{{hugs}}
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 2, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
Smart girl. It's no doubt just waiting for you to let your guard down.
Then it’ll pounce.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
You don't even have to hunt the dragons, they come to you.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm distracted by the internet.
Also, killing dragons.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I just wanted to make peace with them.
Also, possibly ride one. Apparently I’m just destined to kill them though. Free roaming game my ass.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Interesting. Personally I don't find the lore of that world very interesting. Each to their own.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Only the expensive ones.
I like the Bioware lore, but not the Elder Scrolls stuff.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
OMG.
This is the first time I have ever wanted a Kindle or Nook.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Now you just have to explain to me who Barnes & Noble are.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
The only bookstore chain in America that has still survived.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I'm actually optimistic for a little longer than that.
They’ve done an admirable job of fighting the tide and they’ve done a better job at adapting to the market trends than some other chains.
But yeah, they have a End of Days date and I’m sad. :( I like my brick and mortar stores.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Well. As "admirable" as any big box store can be, but... still.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I'll have you know that took years of dental work.
It’s fake! =P
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It was a step up from Cope saying "I'm not very good at this".
I was hoping for sex. Or dancing. Or a deep, meaningful discussion about pie.
I appreciate the effort though. ;-)
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I can do the sex and the dancing, but I'm not long for this world.
It’s back to work for me tomorrow.
I've heard about this.
Everyone goes back to work tomorrow. I’m not looking forward to next Monday when I enter the real working world. I’ve enjoyed my afternoon tv schedule too much for the past two years!
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I was already at work today.
I didn’t even realize other people had today as a holiday until there was no one at BART this morning and my coffee shop was closed and I couldn’t get my caffeine on. :(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
It was a bank holiday here.
Although we don’t shut the world down like you guys apparently do in the Bay area. Really, BART wasn’t running? And the coffee shop was closed? That’s a little strange.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
BART was actually normal schedule, thankfully.
Otherwise my ass woulda been LATE.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I love BART.
And I love the comfy fabric seats, all the “it’s UNSANITARY” people can bite me.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I loved those seats too.
If it wasn’t for the fact that you’d eat me alive and you hate men, Kyli, I’d be all over you.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I'm bitter. That's going to fuck up my naps.
And my bacteria collection.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
They are comfy
aren’t they talking about going to some plasticy shitty ones that are cleaner though?
I'mma survive the next plague because of those BART seats, dammit.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I did some online banking yesterday.....so even they weren't closed.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
BART was running, but there were, like, five commuters on the train.
Normally I’m booting people in the head for my train.
And my coffee shop just wanted to be cruel to me, I think. :( I had to walk a whole EXTRA HALF BLOCK to find ANOTHER coffee shop. D:
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Did you boot one of the five commuters in the head anyway?
And how far is a block?
The last time I tried to judge distance on a US city map I mistook “Oh it’s like 3 blocks away, that’ll take five minutes” for “Yeah it’s five miles away”.
L.A. is crazy.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yeah, some of the major cities like SF and LA have insaaaane city blocks.
I was in Berkeley. It took me about 35 seconds.
But it serves inferior mochas. >:(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
The third most liberal city in the US, apparently.
I’ve never been so I’ll take your word. In L.A. (at least on Wilshire Blvd) a city block is approximately FOREVER.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yep. Poor city planning in some areas.
Also, in terms of liberal cities, there’s Santa Cruz, and then there’s Everywhere Else.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I did not go to Santa Cruz.
I think I need to go back to Cali and visit them all.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I think I'd have to air mail myself.
Couldn’t afford a plane ticket.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Get yourself packed into the luggage of a US Olympic team this summer.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Don't they just pack swimming trunks, goggles and a tracksuit?
I don’t think I’d fit.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
"Oy, are you free on Thursday evening?!"
My friends. So polite. Also it’s 7am – it’s just rude to text me this early in the morning.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Texting before 9am for anything other than death or free booze is a capital offense.
Punch your friend in the junk.
Tell them an American said to, they’ll understand.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I don't think she'd appreciate that.
It’s my friend’s delightful wife.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Then the problem with junk-punching is...?
You should order take-out to their place. At 7am.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Well I don't know.
Does it hurt? I mean……..I imagine it would, but I have no experience in the matter.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
I don't think I'll be reporting back. She's mean.
It’s a suicide mission.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
My friend that is deployed in the middle east gives a fuck about the time when he texts
or messages me and I don’t blame him. He is the only one that gets a time of day pass.
That is a fair reason.
Also, astronauts who are in space. Because SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I was going to go for a run, but apparently it's monsoon season in Lancashire.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Isn't it always in England?
Hollywood tells me that it’s always raining. FOREVER.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
It rains a lot, yes. Especially in Lancashire.
The other side of the Pennines is reasonably dry (that’s the East side of the North), but yeah…..it’s grey and overcast most of the time.
It’s why I loved L.A. so much and why I got nostalgic when driving up to the Bay on the PCH (or THE 1, whatever) in fog.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
It's 1. Not The 1.
This blog is NorCal territory.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
PCH is cool too
but yes never add THE before the number lest you want to be thought of as a Southern Californian
That's never going to be a problem, what with the accent and all.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
People will assume you're faking it to get in a Kenneth Branagh movie.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Still people up here will assume you transplanted down there
and then you would get unwarranted scorn
Perhaps the scorn is warranted. I'm am British after all.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Yeah you guys are touchy about that.
Henceforth it shall be known as “That coastal road thingy” to save confusion and ire.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
The "The"/"Hella" divide is a very serious one.
Your solution works.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I never noticed either of these things
But now that you mention it, I guess no one says The 280 but they do say The 405
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 2, 2012 11:47 PM PST up reply actions
Not really. Most are just parking lots.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 3, 2012 12:29 AM PST up reply actions
I'm feeling very British right now.
What with you guys arguing about the names of Californian roads.
I’ll just sit quietly in the corner until you sort this mess out
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
We got some installed up here in a residential near me
and I went through it for the first time a few week back. People were so perplexed on who should go and who shouldn’t
Well over here the person on the right has the right of way.
So I guess it’s reversed for you guys? What with you driving on the wrong side of the road and all.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
How do you know if you're on the right?
Aren’t all cars on the left?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 3, 2012 12:30 AM PST up reply actions
Yes we drive on the left.
Several roads intersect at a roundabout. The roads on the right have the right of way.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
So how do college bands decide what they play during games?
’Cos they seem to play whatever the fuck they like.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Sometimes they play songs associated with their state, like Tennessee played "Hound Dog"
and Michigan State played “Get Ready”
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 3, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions
I really don't like holidays on Mondays just throws me off
especially when said holiday was on sunday.
I really like holidays on Mondays
It’s the working-on-Tuesdays part that I can’t stand.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
I know but this only happens in my warped
world when I am supreme ruler. As such I’d let you take time off whenever you wanted.
'blanket
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Do chickens have eyelids?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I dunno about others
but I’m sure glad I do! Else it would be hard to sleep
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Eyes wide shut?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
didn't care for that movie
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
I've never seen it.
it just seemed to fit here.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
hehehe yup
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
...doesn't surprise me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
I like most of his films
but that one just bugged me
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
too much :D
how are you tink?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
i'm okay. trying to get back into the swing of things. then i realized that starting on sat. we will have a houseguest for 10 days!
that means the routine will go right out the window again. ;)
also, how can you have “too much” fun?
Lady Jesa
ate a great meal with some really fun people
then I got to go to the club with my friend and they played LOTS of good music and I got to dance :D
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
and I didn't roll out of bed til 1
and I already need a nap
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
I'm looking out the window, watching my dog.
She started chasing wild turkeys. Then the tom turned on her and started chasing her back. Tiger came back to the house with her tail between her legs, BEGGING for me to let her in. Dogs are a riot!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Male turkey= tom
female turkey= hen.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
The toms are VERY protective of their harem.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
The beef stew is in the crock pot.
The house is smellin’ GOOD!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
wild turkey next week??
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
The Mrs has a problem with the prepping part...
She is a lot like LadyJ. Except she eats meat, just doesn’t like the killing part. The kids and I will have to take care of the details before she gets home.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
ahhhh got it ;)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
As long as the deed is done before she gets home, she is alright with it.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
you eat pork and chicken?
that list is shorter and easier to list
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
i eat pork, chicken, turkey, and some game birds but not all. i eat raw fish and cooked shrimp, lobster, and some shellfish.
that might be it but i’d have to think more about it.
Lady Jesa
I need some turkey again soon
hmm…maybe meatballs
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
Starting to look like dshwinski's thoughts on Miller playing next year.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
i am jumping up and down and screaming and running through the house. i am beyond psyched.
Lady Jesa
it's the last wheel of time book. and my name is going to be in it as a character of some sort.
Lady Jesa
holy crap!
thats great!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
ALRIGHT!
You be famous, girl.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
thanks all of you. i really am BEYOND FUCKING PSYCHED OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
plus, i NEVER WIN ANYTHING so this is MAJOR. yay 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jesa
Tired gigs is day-lounging
I’m not even going to try to catch up with the other threads I missed, just this one….anything exciting happen in the past few days?
There's no crying in baseball!
We signed Coco today.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
The rest is just a bunch of yuck
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
We had a good discussion on how not to refer to highways and theirs numbers
ie: not using THE before the number.
I did see that picture
I suddenly had an urge to check AN the other night, and low and behold, there was Rich Harden’s ass. I rec’d it.
There's no crying in baseball!
Thaits y we sa, " tern lift at thu big tree"
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
My Aunt when she lived in ZigZig OR actually used those type of directions once
I also had an ex who would routinely use cars as reference points, as if they would never be driven off.
Y haf cars thet runz?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
My dad used to give people direction,
and then say, " If you get lost, just stop and ask anyone where is the guy with all the Studebakers"
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Never use "the" before the number.
It’s such an LA thing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm bored.
I’ve been helping the kiddies with their math. What is basic to me, is a massive undertaking to them. Please give me patience! ( Now I know how dan, elcroata, etc feel when explaining things to me.)☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
It's important that they learn how valuable math can be later in life.
“Think of it this way. Your boss leaves his safe open, with the petty cash sitting in plain view. If there’s $10k in there, how much can you take before he notices money missing?”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Heehee!
We call that “business math”. They are learning to convert differing fraction to the least common denominator. Hard to explain to a 12 y. o. boy why he will possibly need this.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Ok, try this:
“Son, if you think this is hard for you, imagine how tough it is for the kids in your class whose parents aren’t as smart as me. If you learn this, you can charge those kids to teach them.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Twu words
“Fetal Alcohol”. Some days he gets it, and some days he doesn’t even no 1+1. :(
Ladies, please don’t drink when you’re pregnant.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Oh, that's really sad.
On a sidenote: when we moved into this apartment, our neighbor was out on her front stoop, smoking. We jokingly told her that we’d let her help us unload the truck. She leaned back and showed us her baby bump. When I told some co-workers that this pregnant woman was smoking, one of them said, “Oh, it’s no big deal if you smoke when you’re pregnant. It just means the baby might have asthma.” He and his wife are both smokers. This is the same guy who asked why Ozzwife and I didn’t have any kids. I told him that we didn’t feel financially secure enough to have a baby. He said, “Don’t worry about that. There are plenty of government programs to help you out.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Wow! Just wow!
I was lucky. I took off the first week after every child was born. Twice i was terminated for doing so. Both times I got a better job within a month.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm glad you found better jobs. It's really fucked up that they fired you for that.
Paternity leave is, IMO, as important as maternity leave.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
To me, family is the only reason I work anyway.
I figured it was important for me to help my wifey, and co-bond with the baby.
Hell, all jobs in construction are temporary to begin with.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Can I give you her #?
She needs to hear this.:)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Sure, I'll be happy to vouch for you.
Of course, if part of her complaint is that you spend too much time online, I might not be the best choice.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You have a point there
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
You just fried my brain.
Time for the zombies to take over.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Try this:
Take your salad and put it on top of e burger patty. Place patty and salad in between 2 halves of a hamburger bun. Eat and enjoy.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I understand completely.
You have my sincere condolences.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Swim for it, ozz!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm concerned about swimming through the Panama Canal.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, you could hitchhike to Arecanzass,
and smuggle yourself into Bed.’s luggage.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Why did you do that?
It’s been about 30 years since I’ve been there, at least on vacation. As a kid, we often flew to Fiji and Australia, and we passed through Honolulu.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I want to go everywhere.
You name it. Bali? Hell yes. Africa? In a heartbeat. Lebanon? Sure, why not? Kazakhstan? I’ll pack my bags. Afghanistan? Well, I gotta draw the like somewhere. But if the war ever ends, I’d go.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
In 2010 I went to Chicago for a little over 24 hours for one day at Lolla
I slept at Midway after the concerts and after tapas and sangria. It was really early in the morning, and got to my seat and passed out. I woke up and the plane was empty. Maybe 25 people on board. I unbuckled and started gathering my things. Turns out, we were still in the air. When we landed, the guy behind me asked if I was okay.
Clearly, flying isn't your thing.
It’s a long drive to Honolulu.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I like flying, just short distances. I'm too tall and fat. My knees are in the back of the seat in front of me.
I get claustrophobic. It’s hot.
I'm not tall and it's still uncomfortable for me.
I don’t get claustrophobic, but it is often too hot. The seats seem to be designed for discomfort. The food is expensive and terrible.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I fly Southwest so there isn't food.
I like flying from KCI because there isn’t much after the security check, but other airports have McDonald’s after. I am fat, duh, but you don’t see me hauling a Big Mac on board.
Being poor, I love Southwest
But one time I flew Frontier, and I felt like THAT was fancy.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Fuck it. My fat ass is bringing a double cheeseburger and fries.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I went to my favorite burger place and didn't order a burger.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I pick the salt of them too haha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
duh
I’m not a fan of the over use of salt
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
no shit
for that and a billion other reasons
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
and open up a restaurant!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
you have a good idea there 'blanket
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
I'll run the place
you can still be a nurse
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
I used to love flying.
Now I can tolerate it. But I still love it on the very rare occasions that I get to fly business or first.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's awfully quiet in here tonight.
Did everyone resolve not to Lounge in 2012?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
BTW
I was thinking about what you said about the 49ers saying “Who’s got it better than us?” And I suddenly marveled at the irony of a Cowboys fan feeling that another team is arrogant. Haha!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd like to note
that I’ve never called the Cowboys “America’s Team.” I’d be much more in favor of fewer national TV appearances, actually.
But yes, that is quite ironic. Touché.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Like his checkbook
Don’t like… pretty much everything else. But yeah, he is one cocky motherfucker.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
So I think I'll make a Twitter account
devoted to Ron Swanson quotes. There doesn’t really seem to be one that’s updated with any kind of regularity.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Every good username is taken
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Too long
I just went with SwansonQuotes. I can always change it. Getting stuff set up.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Here we go
I’ve posted a couple. I’ll set it up to go randomly throughout the day.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
One of the funniest TV characters on right now
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Watch an episode.
If that doesn’t do it, there’s nothing else I can do for you.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I will follow.
I think you have found a way to get me to log into Twitter on a daily basis. Congratulations, sir. Your Nobel Prize is on it’s way.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
hooray! my gf doesn't want to come to my 40th birthday party tomorrow (i think she's intimidated by the family heavy event). woo! sigh.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
I'm surprised, then.
I can see how that would be intimidating for a non-Indian, but a Desi should have no problem with it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
it's only been 6 weeks, but i don't get to choose my b'day or the fact that it's the 40th. such a cool girl
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
6 weeks is still early
maybe she wants to do a private celebration instead?
There's no crying in baseball!
she also said that she'd like slow things down (which i think is an allusion to not coming to dinner with the family) cuz only my rated-G-ness has slowed thing down so far
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
we also hung out 4 times week. tuesday i cooked her dinner. friday we saw the dragon tattoo movie. saturday night was new year's eve. sunday we went on a hike/adventure.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
ah, then "slowing down" might just refer to "not four times a week"
gotta give a girl a chance to catch her breath…. ;)
There's no crying in baseball!
Suddenly, you remind me of Michael Bolton from Office Space.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had a co-worker who said I reminded her of the main guy in that movie.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
oh, and fwiw...
from a female’s perspective, I don’t know that I’d do a big family thing with someone I’d only been seeing for 6 weeks, especially since it’s a landmark bday…so don’t read too much into it yet….
There's no crying in baseball!
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used more exclamation points than Gigs, because I love you more.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I don't need to use as many exclamation points....
I’m local, so all of mine will get to him. Some of yours might get lost in transit….
There's no crying in baseball!
Happy Birthday, stm.
You have the same birthday as my Mrs. I knew there was something special about you. If I don’t say it again tomorrow, you know why.☺
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
woo! horray mrs tu-tu! capricorns rule. seriously, we rule the world. muahahaha
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
She does rock my world!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
happy birthday!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least she's honest about it.
But I can understand your disappointment. Have you conveyed your feelings to her?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'm still not sure I understand what her full message is. She said that she'd call back later tonight.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Maybe it's because she wants to show up wearing nothing but a trench coat.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
from what i can gather, she doesn't want to end...just not come to a family dinner
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
But if she doesn't want to be around your family, that's not a great sign for the future.
Not to be Mr. Negativity, or anything.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
we were introduced by my cousin who was her business school classmate. eh, whatevs
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
Do we need a new thread, or are y'all okay with this one for a while longer?
There's no crying in baseball!
I love that show.
I’ve got Everybody Loves Raymond on, but muted.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I look at that Republican field and think, "Unless Obama nukes CA, he's pretty much guaranteed 4 more years."
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've seen every episode I think.
My friend Sam and I talk about it like the agents are our friends. We know the names of episodes. I just got my parents to start watching it. They are hooked.
I haven't seen any this season, and only a few last season, though.
I need to catch up.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had dinner with her tonight
You just need to move out here to see her.
There's no crying in baseball!
nope, no hat today
though I wore that hat another three or four times over the holidays…..it’s now back in it’s bag until next winter…
There's no crying in baseball!
I think you should get a shirt that says
“Shut up, it doesn’t hurt that bad.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Celebrity Smackdown
Honey Badger vs. Ron Swanson
Who wins?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
My BFF has a Russian-ish (I have yet to figure out what type it is) accent.
Listening to her say “Honey Badger don’t give a fuck” is one of the BEST things I’ve heard. Of course, I had just had a 3" tall drink called “Walk Me Down Sweet Jesus” that came with a shoulder holster.
I wanna try that
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
Beale St.
We ate at a placed named “Pig” and there were to-go windows at bars. There was dancing and singing and drinking and food.
I sooooooo wanna go there one day
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
And we ate at Hooter's TWICE instead of any good BBQ places.
Pig was really good, though. BBQ chicken nachos.
We were waiting in line at a concert, which is what we do.
It had been hours, so we went to the only place that didn’t have a line. Twice.
never been. i love the gibson factory in downtown memphis. it's a holy place to me
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
I loved eastern Tennessee.
About a year ago, we were going to move to the Greenville area. Up against the Smokey Mountains. Just beautiful!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Greenville is surprisingly nice.
It’s part of the upstate, which generally has a reputation for being hick country. But Greenville has the highest concentration of college grads in SC, and has some really lovely areas.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had so much fun in Memphis.
The Gibson factory was awesome.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I was in Memphis for about 22 hours. We waited in line for the concert
for eight of those. It was at the FedEx forum, so I got to see the outside of the factory but that’s it.
As soon as I drove into Cleveland, you could smell... failure and shame.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
She's an odd cat.
Born one place, grew up in another, sounds like something else. She’s the one that got married, but won’t tell me her husband’s real name (I internet stalked her and figured it out thought)
He's an important person and they have an open marriage.
He “dates” a model in the tabloids and is secretly married to her.
I'll bet the most secret part is that he's actually gay.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You've heard about the head of F1, right?
It’s old news, but it never gets less funny.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah.
The president or CEO or whatever was caught in a hotel room with hookers, and he was dressed as a Nazi,
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
my sister-in-law is russian....
she doesn’t swear much, so I don’t think she’d say "Honey Badger don’t give a fuck" for me, but I’m totally thinking about asking…..
There's no crying in baseball!
nope, not that either
my family is surprisingly tame. my real family, that is. my internet family is much more diverse in it’s extracurricular pursuits…. ;)
There's no crying in baseball!
I think Ron Swanson makes burgers out of honey badger.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
If you're thinking...
“I didn’t get Ozz anything for Xmas, and I have hundreds of dollars I have no idea how to spend,” here’s an idea:
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
[scrounges in pockets...turns them inside out]...uh, sorry, bro. next year i'll try harder.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
You don't even want it in Green 'n Gold?
For shame!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
It's FERARRI.
And red is a 49er color, so I’m cool with it.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I still have never seen anyone say that
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Denver
They have prayers on their side.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
thats true!
I didn’t think about the timing
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
So, what do the Raiders get?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
SO, you won't settle for British Racing Green?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
If it was a Lotus.
Ferrari’s must be red. Or maybe (MAYBE) black.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I thought you were talking about the phone.
You want the car?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
gf update. i think we're all good. it's just the family and landmark b'day thingy. we're gonna do a quick cocktail tomorrow and maybe something else later. whew.
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
poll question: who's life is more interesting? jennifer or elcroata?
the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust
Jennifer's is more fun to hear about, but elcroata's is the one I want to live.
No offense, Jennifer.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have to agree
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
+1
(isn’t this what I’m supposed to do instead of voting?)
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
heehee
Ok, I have to say elcroata, Sorry, Jennifer, but he does some cool stuff outdoors.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Are you calling me out?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Hi, LadyJ
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
i was glad that i made great time home even with that annoyance. what are they doing anyway?
Lady Jesa
honestly no idea, they shrunk all the lanes awhile back
I think they are trying to squeeze a new one in
fixed
“… on THE 680S…”
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
When you were 16. what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a race car driver. No, really.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I wanted to own a comic book/ baseball card store
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
I actually worked with two brothers at a shop
that looked and acted just like him
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Baseball player for the Oakland A's
seriously
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
When I was 10, I wanted to be Dwayne Murphy.
Or Joe Montana.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Hi friends
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 9:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Skyrim is ridiculous
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 9:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I'm glad I don't own a game console
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
Being overencumbered blows
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 10:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Just killed a dragon after raiding a dungeon
Ugh
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 10:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
go back inside use the first dead body as a chest
loot the dragon, take back home, return to dead body
Momma wants me to come to bed.
Goodnight all
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
nite 2/2
rawr
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
nite pie queen!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Jojo!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
So, crisp?
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 10:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Hot coco, red dick and reverse cowgill
We have our porno outfield.
Maybe they’ll all grow mustaches?
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 10:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
So what's hep cats
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 3, 2012 10:21 PM PST via mobile reply actions
well, there was a story on the news today
of an unexpected shortage of them…
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
in two days
it will be all better and you can go on munching them again!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
hello beautifuls
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
strangerdanger!
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
Curly!!
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
have you seen the new 3 stooges trailer??
The Three Stooges Trailer 2012 (HD 1080p)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
I actually have
And I kinda want to see it. I mean…we ARE in it.
Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli
exactly!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 3, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
Colin Wyers lives in Iowa, and is a registered Republican.
He mentioned on twitter that he didn’t vote. Whoops.
Thing is as much as they don't want to admit it Iowa is pretty irrelevant
in the grand scheme of things, Lamar Alexander anyone?
I love shopping online
found good enough hdmi cables for $3.28 each, no shipping. Really good reviews over the last 4 years about them too.
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
I can't believe how much they sell for in stores still
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 4, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
I got mine on amazon
I am very happy right now haha
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 4, 2012 12:30 AM PST up reply actions
Monoprice
"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer
by cuppingmaster on Jan 4, 2012 1:18 AM PST up reply actions
I'm trying to get into a reasonable sleeping pattern for next week.
Which means I can’t watch the Bowl games. =(
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Hola?
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 4, 2012 6:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions
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