The Lounge: The last New Year's Day... ever!
by YonYonson on Jan 1, 2012 5:53 PM PST
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Mine, thanks to Hungry Hungry Homer, is to kick at least 5 percent more butt in 2012.
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Fuck the Giants!
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
by YonYonson on Jan 1, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I haven't seen a closeup
Not sure if I want to.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I turned the game off with 2 minutes to go and I haven't caught any of the post game stuff yet
I had to go take a walk. Hue Jackson is awful as a game coach…..Tom Cable got fired for going 8-8 and at least he didn’t make one of the worst trades in NFL history.
But seriously, folks....
this
The whole coaching staff needs to go after this abomination of a season.
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Our wonderful DC should be deported....I'm down on Jackson but my guess is he's back.
But seriously, folks....
Bresnahan should've been fired after the Lions game - at the latest
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It's quite slippery out there
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I was watching the Patriots game with Jesa and Gus today
New England fell 21-0… and then came back to win. Clearly Dallas is just going for a dramatic comeback… right?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yeah well at least your team wins
my team last won when I was in the 4th grade.
But seriously, folks....
nah....I don't hate the Patriots...I admire how they go about their business
I only hate the Broncos and the Chiefs.
But seriously, folks....
Can the Cowboys borrow Brady?
Please?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Can Belichick come with him?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'd sell my soul if I had one for Belichick and Brady to come to the Raiders.
But seriously, folks....
I think most of us knew this outside of some defensive coordinators
he’s a fullback who lines up at quarterback.
But seriously, folks....
Matt Flynn is going to make some money of his performance today
they said on TV he’s a FA….not sure since I don’t totally trust what the guys on TV say anymore.
But seriously, folks....
Has anyone had a luckier career arc?
Backup at SC. Backup in New England. Gets a big contract for one season of work.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yeah I don't know if the Packers need the tag for someone else or not
Green Bay is in position to be good for years to come.
But seriously, folks....
I'll be up on the off-season stuff soon
my team has to play the FA market since we have no draft picks to speak of.
But seriously, folks....
I want the Raiders to hire an actual GM and let him decide everyone's fate
but not matter what Chuck Bresnahan must go.
But seriously, folks....
The only good news is now I don't have to watch the damn Raiders until September.
But seriously, folks....
Terrance Newman is playing like he did
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Mark Sanchez.....you're a backup....Matt Flynn....480 yards and 6 TD's...sure why not?
Tim Tebow…..you’ll be great doing college football on TV…..Drew Brees….you’re amazing
But seriously, folks....
My former BFF was in love with jimmy graham.
I hate him now. I’d root for the Saints it he wasn’t there.
He's a stud.....there are some really good young TE's in the game right now.
But seriously, folks....
when you said "hernandez is really good too"....i thought you were saying there was someone else. ;)
Lady Jesa
Yeah...I'd like to just have one.
It would also be nice if McFadden could stay healthy and the Bengals would take Pick Six Palmer back.
But seriously, folks....
Oh Gronk easy
he’s the better player….he’s perfect for that offense and he’s only going to get better.
But seriously, folks....
The Cowboys are hard to figure out....on paper it should work but it never seems to.
But seriously, folks....
Dallas is down 21-0 at halftime
The defense looks like the Pats’
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
My team's defense didn't cause a team that came in with 7 wins to punt once in the entire game.
But at least we set the all time penalty record.
But seriously, folks....
I've never had a woman flip me off. What's it like?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
I usually deserved it.....but once or twice it was pretty hot as I knew it would lead to making up if you know what I mean.
But seriously, folks....
Yes I do.
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
Bittery masturbating?
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Hydrofluoric acid
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I loved that out of the top 8 all time penalized teams 6 of them were Raiders teams.
But seriously, folks....
Sounds like PT
Maybe we just found their new GM
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
His press conferences would amuse me
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
Did we sign him?
(it kinda does)
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
talking to him, no it doesn't if you want to find out what you have
between Cowgill, Mitchell, Reddick, Taylor, and Allen
Billy already said Taylor starts at AAA
Probably same with Mitchell.
It’s a way of converting cash into prospects, circumventing the draft
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Mitchell won't be healthy anyway just saying he is in the mix once he is
But how, Ross won’t fetch anything better then a Ladendorf down the line imp
Ok fine
He’s a way we hit the salary floor
We can’t pay all our players in pesos.
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Which starters are available
That are reasonable?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oswalt has no reason to come here
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Shouldn't they avert their eyes?
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
That would be my advice
I won’t pretend I watched a lot of Giants games last year so I can’t say how good he may or may not be but I’m at the point where I want to see the A’s play the kids.
But seriously, folks....
Hello friends
I see you driving
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:05 PM PST via mobile reply actions
You too y²!
How’d you celebrate?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Drank with strangers
And one friend.
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Hey yi
I see you driving
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and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Er, meant "you"
How was your nye?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
FKin' Raiders
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yes fucking raiders
Also if I was the Pats or Ravens I would be upset that the Steelers get a bye week too.
I think I'm going to print out Chuck Bresnahan's face and chip golf balls at it.
But seriously, folks....
If I had a son who was potty-training, I'd use his face as a piss target
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Pump yer brakes, Ric Flair
Still a big comeback :-P
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 7:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Where the hell was this team in the first half?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
~
townsendradio
I’ve heard from a little birdie that the entire @RAIDERS defensive coaching staff was fired after the game. We’ll see tomorrow @957thegame
Even Rod Woodson?....hmm that would be a surprise
What I want to know is who is in charge of the team….does Hue get to make these calls?
But seriously, folks....
It's going to be an interesting off-season.
What big time DC would want to coach under Jackson who has to be on thin ice.
But seriously, folks....
If Mark doesn't hire an actual GM this team is screwed.
The thing is no one and I mean no one has a clue what Mark is going to do.
But seriously, folks....
That is just it, no one has any idea what is going through his head.
Hell tomorrow morning he could be like I’m selling the team.
My understanding is that his Mom is the one who "owns" their share of the club
but that’s the thing the Raiders were Al’s little kingdom and clearly there wasn’t a good plan in place for his death.
But seriously, folks....
Right...when Mrs. Davis dies the whole thing could get messy
the Raiders are either going to have to move in with the 49ers or someone in LA will buy them is my guess.
But seriously, folks....
If I'm Bloom I go back to being a Bengals fan....the uniforms are hideous but their future is brighter than the Raiders
Especially since they have our picks.
But seriously, folks....
It probably speaks poorly of me that I get more angry and fired up over the Raiders than anything happening in politics at the moment.
But seriously, folks....
Sean Lee will be a Pro Bowler next year
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
wtf first I'm hearing of this
D_VanDyke8 DeMarcus Van Dyke
Say a prayer for the fan that fell out of the stands after the game.
Doesn't sound too bad
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Andrew Bailey's twitter picture
Is now him in a Red Sox cap. That’s not fun to see.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yeah
I imagine I’d be pretty excited to go from a tugboat to a cruise ship.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
If I was a player I'd want to play for either the Yanks or the Sox.....you know you have a chance every year.
and those teams pay top dollar which is most important thing to a player.
But seriously, folks....
And yet Cliff Lee chose the Phillies
tko bira, masturbira -- Croatian proverb quoted by elcroata
by WaddellCanseco on Jan 1, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Making us wait eight years for their next album - assholes
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Now it's time to begin Raiders withdrawls.....as much as they kill me I'll miss the hell out of watching them play.
But seriously, folks....
I can easily do without more games like today's travesty
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I know but I still love them even though I know they'll always break my heart.
But seriously, folks....
Okay I will......I'm going to quit my job and live my dream as an exotic dancer.
But seriously, folks....
Maybe I should start playing Madden again so my Raiders could be good somewhere.
But seriously, folks....
New faces in
Miami, Jacksonville, Indianapolis, San Diego, Tampa Bay, St. Louis and maybe Kansas City.
But seriously, folks....
I can see Romeo getting a shot there after the way they finished
Caldwell stays in Indy and Morris is a coin flip for me in TB, the rest I agree with.
Caldwell will depend on what they do with Manning.....I think Morris a DOA.
But seriously, folks....
That's where he's best suited
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Didn't see this comment, haha
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○......so that's how that works.....and yes I've been here for 3 years.
But seriously, folks....
I have a full sized keyboard hooked into my laptop.....it makes life easier.
But seriously, folks....
Many of my friends and family are Cowboys fans so I'm rooting for them
but I can’t make myself watch football at the moment….I need a little break.
But seriously, folks....
Mobile site is borked?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Nm
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
When I refresh
It only half loads. But when I hit reply to a comment the comment page loads fine, then the lounge loads fine. Odd.
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Uh no
More like my friend wrote
RAIDERS LEAD THE DENVER BRONCOS TO AFC WEST TITLE, PLAYOFFS DESPITE TIM TEBOW
OK, now I'm gonna have to go puke
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
Seriously...Tebow was 6-22 for 60 yards and a pick he did nothing today to lead the Broncos anywhere.
But seriously, folks....
He convinced Jesus to make the Raiders play the way they did, so the Donkeys wouldn't have to try too hard
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I'll be rooting for pure evil...aka Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers to rock the Flyin' Tebows next week.
But seriously, folks....
I'm pretty sure Tebow's gonna get his ass kicked by the Steelers D.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That's true.
But I think when you have Tebow as your QB, there’s only so much you can do offensively, so the opposing defense should have an easier week of preparation.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
The hate that Tebow riles up in people makes me smile.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
He punted with his ass?
No wonder it only went 26 yards.
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Hey, 26 yards is pretty good if you're punting with your ass.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You'd be surprised at all the things one can do with one's ass.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yup
It’ll be interesting to see what happens in the offseason. I’ve accepted this.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yup
Not entirely sure how I feel about it, but he’ll be back.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Maybe he'll finally get some sense
Fire Garrett and hire Cowher. I can dream, though.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
I'd like that too
I just prefer Cowher. Garrett’s playcalling has been… meh. Pretty sure half of his playbook is comprised of screen passes.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
My only concern with Cowher is passion
he’s been out for awhile now so you wonder how much he really wants it.
But seriously, folks....
Mike SIngletary would probably like another shot at HC.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I haven't watched them much this year.
What do they need to do in the draft?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
CB or O-lineman
If Costa is the starting center next year, they’re fucked.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Niners need OL's too.
At least one guard. Davis isn’t working out. And obviously a QB.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have heard good things about Davis this season
You mean Snyder/Rachal, right?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Snyder has played well when healthy.
Davis, from what I’ve seen, is ok as a run blocker, but not good at pass blocking.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
He's also in his second pro year
And has shown improvement. Gotta give him at least 3 seasons, no?
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I guess that's fair.
Thing is, the 49ers offense has very little room for error. If teams load up the box to stop Gore, their only chance is to protect Smith and give him time to find a receiver. He needs as much time as he can get, because he can be maddeningly slow to get rid of the ball.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
To whom it may concern.....if you want to create a Lounge Nation.....I'm all in.
But seriously, folks....
by Bed. on Jan 1, 2012 8:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, no.
I doubt they’d survive the fall, leaving me with less competition.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well, I did mostly block when I played ball.
mostly I watched from the sideline and looked tough.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, well while you were busy getting some, I was looking at Victoria's Secret catalogs.
So, pretty much the same.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
He'll teach you how to ass punt
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Appropriate for the lounge
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by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 8:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I REALLY don't like this.
Man, AN is falling apart really fast.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It really is
the whole thing is sad but it’s getting obvious change is needed.
But seriously, folks....
If it wasn't for the Lounge, I'd probably be gone.
I want to give Nico the benefit of the doubt here, but I’m really concerned that his leadership is bad for AN.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I've been a big Nico fan for 3 years but he's just plain wrong
and he keeps making it worse.
But seriously, folks....
Bloomie was furious (at N***) over on FK last night
Never seen him like that about anything. He did tone down the worst of it (Edit feature!!). He’s surely done as a front page guy over here but leaving the Lounge…I don’t know why he’d even consider that.
I agree, Complete Stranger.
The Lounge rules all.
Oh, and nice to meetcha!
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
These votes are silly
it’s obvious the boys in charge are going to do whatever they want and many folks are going to move on or not be around as much.
But seriously, folks....
Nico's two-week plan is mainly running away and letting the problem fester while he's gone
I don’t normally say this about people, but FUCK HIM.
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Go find a stranger.
No go outside and have him head upwind of you. Now have him piss.
That’s what it amounts to.
Read his update at the top of his "modest proposal" thread
He’s walking away from AN for two weeks. Mike is still banned, though.
I’d like to suggest that after the two weeks are up, he should just stay away – permanently.
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I don't guess anyone wants to summarize?
I can’t put myself through reading it all.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Mike is still banned....Nico is going to punt for 2 weeks....meta won't be allowed outside of overflow threads.
But seriously, folks....
mike is unbanned according to danbot
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I got a Nico letter once...I got a little pissy and then moved on as I was in the wrong.
But seriously, folks....
What pissed me off is that I supposedly insulted Grover.
Grover didn’t think it was an insult at all, but Nico flagged it anyway. And really, I don’t think what I said was an insult.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I got hit for flagging Berry Jo all the time for being too nice.
and now I no longer flag anyone so it was all for the best.
But seriously, folks....
If someone makes me laugh they're golden
heck Mike ticked me off many times but he also made me laugh so I support him.
But seriously, folks....
Mike can be abrasive, but I don't think he's ever malicious.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I mostly agree
I hope he comes back if he wants to. I feel the same way about DFA as well.
But seriously, folks....
DFA is still banned as far as I know
I’m pretty sure he would not be interested in returning without wholesale changes in AN management.
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I understand that
It would probably help if I left AN as well for his return.
But seriously, folks....
isn't the maligned person the one that usually flags stuff?
or if it’s an OBVIOUS violation.
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
Grover and I were arguing about the return on the Haren trade.
And I asked him if he was being deliberately obtuse. Now I admit, that’s not a nice thing to say, but in all honesty, do you think it’s flag-worthy?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Well - since I never flag anyone - I don't know. i think it's technically against the CGVs??
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Personally, I wouldn't flag it.
If it was out of the blue? Maybe a warning, but not a strike. But in the middle of a heated argument? Nah.
Yes, I agree.
And we were in the middle of a heated argument. I’ll admit, it wasn’t the right thing to say. I was getting frustrated that he was repeating the same thing, essentially, without actually refuting anything I said. ANyway, not the point. The point is, I was pissed that I got a strike.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Let's see....I've quit twice
and taken 4 AN breaks…..of course I tend to be dramatic.
But seriously, folks....
Also, that's just slapping a band-aid on the problem.
Mike’s ban was a symptom of a bigger problem.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I agree with Bed....I don't think it's gonna work. Not sure it's needed. Meta is gonna be around whatever the "rules" are
the only thing that will work is self-policing I think – that’s what was put into place and it seemed to be OK. Banning should perhaps be by committee?
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I did not read Elcroata's thread.....tooo long. I didn't get why he was banned in the first place.
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
It's a personal thing at this point
I only skimmed that thread and it still took an hour.
But seriously, folks....
You don't remember the Giants dousing Parcells after winning the SB back in the mid-80's?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
And yeah, sorry Yon.
Ozzwife is a Cowboys fan, so I was cheering for your guys.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I was prepared for it
They’ve really, really, really, really sucked on national TV this year.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Cowboys lost
good, I hate ’em.
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Sorry to all the'boys supporters in this thread
Between the meta and the farking Raiders, I’m not a happy little PhD at the moment.
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I understand
We can all come together in our collective hate of the football universe, right?
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
No, I'm pretty happy about football right now.
I’m sorry.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's been a long time since you 49er fans had reason to be happy
so congrats and good luck in the playoffs.
But seriously, folks....
Thanks!
They’re probably gonna face NO in 2 weeks, so they’ll need all the luck they can get.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I can dream, can't I?
He’d look great in a 49ers uniform. As long as he doesn’t wear a SF Giants hat during press conferences like Alex Fucking Smith.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I wouldn't mind the 49ers as much
but hearing “Who’s got it better than us?” got old really fucking quick. I’m guessing this isn’t a problem where you live.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
And I am happy for the true 49ers fans
I just wouldn’t mind if they were one and done :-).
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
You might get your wish.
Unless the defensive Smiths can get in Brees’ face early and often.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Not much, but there are more 49ers fans here than you might think.
Before the Panthers came along, the 49ers were really popular in this area. So the older generation still likes them.
The “Who’s got it better than us?” thing I kinda like, though, because instead of focusing on all the things that could go wrong, they focus on what they have going for them.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
There are Raiders fans everywhere I've ever been
I joined one of the clubs in KC it was fun since that town hates the Raiders more than the Nazis.
But seriously, folks....
Well I'm happy that some of us here get to have playoff football
I know SF went through some pretty crappy years. Enjoy it.
And I couldn’t help but reply “Green Bay!” whenever I heard “Who’s got it better than us?”
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Well yeah.
And NE, NO, and Baltimore. But that’s beside the point. Harbaugh needed to give the team some confidence. I don’t take it as an arrogant chant, but I’m obviously biased. I take it not as “We’re better than everyone else,” but rather as “If we play our game, we can play with anyone.” And I think that’s true.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
A lot of fans took it as the former
But it was pretty cool to see the job Harbaugh did. Took basically the same team as Singletary.
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all?" — Vin Scully
Yeah, the talent was already there.
A new QB would be nice, though.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah the Carolinas sucks for Redskins/Cowboys etc fans.
"Nah, you look like Elijah Wood." - danmerqury
Hate? HATE?
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Forget about that.
Alvin and the Chipmunks made so much money that they made Alvin 3: Chipwrecked. GAAAAAH.
Here is what I have to say....
Fuck all of this fucking bullshit…….The Raiders Defense can kiss my ass, what a fucking god awful day…….I am so tired and worn out with sports right now, I’m ready to tell them all to just go to hell…..
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
He's a FA....we're locked into Pick Six Palmer for next year
I sure hope McFadden can get a new foot though.
But seriously, folks....
Yep...Just like Harden....when he plays he is awesome...he was having an MVP type season.....then DONE!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
I hate to say this, but I have a weird feeling that the 49ers might not re-sign Gore.
If they don’t, he’d be a good fit for the Raiders.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I dontr really have a probelm with Carson Palmer....I dont have a problem with our offense...
But goddammit how as a defensive player in this league, with the crowd going nuts after you damn near caused a safety on the kickoff and pinned the team at the one inch line do you then let them pick up 20 f’n yards on the very next play and then just let them march right down the field…..Jesus!!!
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
That's when I figured they had just quit
Seriously – 20 yard pass, then a 40 yard draw play on first and 20 (WTF), then a 40+ yard TD pass.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
but ... BUT...
HE LED HIS TEAM TO THE AFC WEST TITLE
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
I don't think GB's is as bad as most people think.
It’s not great, but it’s not horrible either. I’d say it’s a little below average.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah.
But 1000 passing yards and 10 TD’s between 2 QB’s in 1 game? Wow. That’s what it’ll be like when NO and GB face off in the NFC Championship Game.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It amazes me that someone will give him a fat contract based on 1 game.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
But it will
to be fair I’ve heard a lot of teams liked Flynn even before today.
But seriously, folks....
Oh, I'm sure it will happen.
I really don’t know anything about Flynn, except that he might be better than Alex Smith.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
That's a long list
although hey AS did what he was asked to do this season and it worked.
But seriously, folks....
Mostly.
But more recently, other teams are keying in on the run and trying to force Smith to beat them. He managed to do it against the Rams, and just barely against the Seahawks. He failed against the Ravens and Cards. He holds on to the ball too long, and he isn’t accurate enough.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Oh I wouldn't want him as my QB
and if the 49ers can get a better QB in the off-season I’m sure they’ll do it.
But seriously, folks....
that was horrible
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
Nope.
Palmer’s the QB for the foreseeable future, for better or for worse. And for what it’s worth, I think he’ll do better with a full training camp under his belt.
I hope he will but I'm not a fan.
The main thing I want is an actual GM but we’ll have to see how it goes.
But seriously, folks....
Well it means that we only gave up one pick for him since we didnt make the playoffs...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
Three weeks ago would've been better
But yeah.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
I saw a uhaul parked outside the coliseum..Im hoping that it was full of his shit...
There is no A in OFFENSE!!
what happened? If you don't mind talking about it. Did not see the game. got a puppy instead!
AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.
Congrats on the puppy....the Raiders D was beyond awful...didn't make the Chargers punt once.
But seriously, folks....
Nope....they did throw a pick, miss a FG and turn the ball over on downs but no punts.
But seriously, folks....
The Raiders' game plan was something like this:
Play well for 10 minutes. Play badly for 20 minutes. Repeat until you lose.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
Someone farted in our BART car on the way back from the game
It was the appropriate ending to the day.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
He who denied it supplied it
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
here is the text
townsendradio
I’ve heard from a little birdie that the entire @RAIDERS defensive coaching staff was fired after the game. We’ll see tomorrow @957thegame
That and having McClain cover Calvin Johnson during the Lions game also not a good idea
the Raiders D is one of the worst in the NFL.
But seriously, folks....
They had 'backers trying to cover receivers today, too
Obviously, since it worked so well before, let’s try it again.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
omg keep grasping at straws tebowites
Speaking of Orton – it doesn’t help that he gave the Chiefs the entire playbook. I don’t know if any other eyeballs noticed, but that Chiefs defense knew exactly where and what the offense was doing. The secondary in particular which would look at a formation and immediately head off into the intended route (prior to the snap).
The Tebow thing is strange it's not even about football anymore really.
I don’t hate the kid I just don’t think he’s any good.
But seriously, folks....
Hi, I watched 3 quarters of the Raiders game
and then fell into a coma.
I am glad Bresnahan is fired, even if they should have done that weeks and weeks ago.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
Nah - just tie him to a tank car on the next UP train leaving Oakland.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
I had a class with him at UNM.
We never met, there were 150 people or so in the class.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
brutal
Even though I hate the Donkeys, that’s awful.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
One time we had a boy come in with he foot partially severed.
The accepting doctor asked for a photo to see what he was going to be dealing with. I had to send the photos on my phone, and ended up keeping the photo. I almost went apeshit when I found out my phone automatically deletes photos after a certain period of time.
Has a small child ever accidentally gotten hold of your phone and started snooping through the pics?
’Cuz that would be a hilarious and awesome lesson in privacy for small children.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I believe in lessons that require extensive therapy.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Why do I always look at things I tell myself I'm not going to look at.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
But the only thing I hate more than men is naked men. :(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
I'm you from an alternate dimension.
Similar worlds, except in my timeline, Billy Beane took the scholarship instead of the money, the Giants moved to Tampa, and every Friday in America is Liquor and Chocolate Day.
Then I got involved in a space-time accident with Patrick Stewart and a box of antacids, and now I’m trapped here.
….so yeah I think I’m still hungover from last night.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on Jan 1, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha! I *knew* my parents were lying when they said I wasn't adopted.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
You may hate us, but all us men here luv you.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Man pelts
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
It's less of a dealbreaker than the 'is a man' thing.
Chest hair is awesome, though.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Because the negative reviews never speak to you again?
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Angie's list!
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
So I learned today that my unibrow had great value.
It hid my Neanderthal brow bone.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I trimmed it up and shaved off the area in the middle.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's the closest I'll ever get to a girl sitting on my face, so...
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Atouk zug-zug Lana
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
So if the world is truly ending this year
What do you need to do?
I’ve got a pretty long list.
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
It arrived yesterday
I gave brief thought to the idea of ditching my nye plans to be forever alone with skyrim.
I’m glad I didn’t
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:31 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
This is true
I’m trying to maintain my larger, in life aspirations.
Those will all go away once I start playing.
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I have a phobia of end-of-the-world prophecies.
I’m totally going to have to spend this year with my hands over my ears unless I want to up my valium intake, aren’t I?
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
Hooray more valium!
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I can see this will be the start of a beautiful friendship.
And probably some misdemeanor drug trafficking across state borders.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
No worries.
The whole theory is based on the thought that the Mayan calendar ends this year. Which it might not even do. And even if it does, so what? Our calendar ends every year, on December 31st, and the world doesn’t end.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I worry for the Mayans. They don't have a B&N to go to in order to buy a new calendar, what shall they do? :(
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
They'll hit up the calendar store in the mall that opens every year around Thanksgiving.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I had my annual check up last week....it turns out I suffer from male pattern baldness....I know...I was shocked too.
But seriously, folks....
I'm hiding by wearing lots of hats and my membership in the Whig Party helps too.
But seriously, folks....
Remember to dump out a little shampoo every time you shower.
And it might not hurt to get some hair from a friend to leave in the drain.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
My wife actually loves my head shaved
I’m down to the 1/8 inch cut all over.
But seriously, folks....
I shave mine bald.
Ozzwife fought me on it for years, but once I started, she won’t let me grow it back. Which is fine, because I wouldn’t anyway.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
The wife told me before I shaved that I had a funny-shaped head.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Thats funny.
I look at your picture, and you remind me of someone. I just can’t put a finger on it….
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Naw...
I’m thinking more like Pat Boone
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Could be
Or Michelle Bachman. Hey, Ozz, suck on a corndog for me!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That should be a chili dog, down at the Tastee Freeze
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
Well, your picture is of a longhaired,
Pale-faced brunette..
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
And if so,
can she play 3rd base?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
If she can bat AND play 3rd as well as Kouz...
SIGN HER UP!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Luckily my head is smooth on the parts that no longer have hair.
And this part continues to grow by the hour.
But seriously, folks....
Oh good.
There’s a wikihow for ‘How to Overcome a Fear of 2012’.
How helpful.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
do NOT be afraid
see my comment below, nothing whatsoever to fear.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
Are those tribbles on his chest?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'd have to agree
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, whatever
I’m done baking. its sit on my ass time now, so screw off :)
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
Her and Kyli?
Break out the popcorn!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
oh, and I don't make cakes
cookies, pie, cheesecake, brownies – but not cake
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
cakes are so yesterday
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
you didn't get the text?
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
I told you last time to get on the road and come
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
meet us in reno on the 20th
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
I heard a story on Latino USA about that tonight
Some Guatemalan experts on Mayan civilization, who said that there’s absolutely nothing about the world ending in the Mayan calendar and everyone needs to chill out.
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
Also, the Mayans were not a dark and negative people.
If they associated anything with the end of the calendar, it would likely have been something good.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
this
it’s just the end of the last epoch, or “baktun,” as they termed it — after which they proscribed no further history back when their calendar was made centuries and centuries ago. This is not necessarily the equivalent of the “end of the world,” that’s just the Western penchant for sensationalistic posturing where sober rendering of facts is required. If it bleeds, it leads. Apocalypse sells.
I interpret it as being that the Maya didn’t see linear history beyond the end of 2012 because they couldn’t have conceived of things becoming more and more non-linear and accelerated, as we have seen in our lifetimes leading up to the end of this year. I think their calendar doesn’t “end” so much as indicate the onset of a kind of obsolescence for calendars and what we perceive as linear time in general.
People interested in this topic should check out Terrence McKenna’s “Timewave Zero” and Novelty theories, which are mathematical constructs based on what would or could be considered “events of novelty” throughout known Human history and how they seem to form a pattern of greater and greater duplicative (but ever-condensing) repetition over history…. his calculations (he died about 12 years ago) coincide with the end of the 13th baktun of the Maya almost to the day, at which time McKenna calculated that an event of supreme or utmost novelty would be due to occur which would be transformative in a way or ways our linear & narrow reality-perceptions would have no or little frame of reference to immediately accommodate.
What that event or events might be is anyone’s guess, ranging from ET contact to solar flares immolating us to who knows what.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
I know
It’s total bs, just thought it’d be fun convo
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Total BS is my bread and butter on AN
anything for a laugh or to start a conversation…..me being dead sexy is the truth though.
But seriously, folks....
Oh, I didn't think anything else
One of the experts said something like “Hey, maybe folks in the US could start being concerned about climate change instead of exploiting our culture for doomsday scenarios.”
Scott Hatteberg, English major.
see my comment above
Apocalypse sells, esp. to mortals such as we.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
he can't last long, whatever he thinks
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
Admirable!
Ozzwife plans to run 2 5K’s and a 10K this year.
I want to lose 30 lbs, and I want my photo business to generate 6 figure gross revenues.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Honestly if 2012 is half as good as 2011 I'm cool.
Healthy family, happy at work….life is sweet.
But seriously, folks....
YAY!
Although if the Raiders won a couple more games, you probably wouldn’t complain.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Yeah.....my teams are killing me
but today my kid kept cooing the entire 1st half and I was just enamored by the whole thing…..as much as I love my Raiders it doesn’t hurt as much as it did when I was a kid.
But seriously, folks....
It really does change your life.
I’m just glad I didn’t wait much longer as I can’t imagine having an infant at 45 or so….no sleep is tough enough at 37.
But seriously, folks....
Me no rich
and besides I’m having a blast even though I’m close to being part of the walking dead.
But seriously, folks....
I thought you were the 1%.
It’s ironic that a guy named Bed isn’t getting enough sleep.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I hope to be in the 1% one day
and I need some rest badly but I’ll get it soon…I hope.
But seriously, folks....
Yeah, once she's married.
Say, another 25 years or so?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Hi, LB!
Anything that gets you to stay. You and the others in the lounge are what keeps me going.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Here goes nothing
Hello, skyrim
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 9:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I think total in the first 4 Elder Scrolls Games I put in close to 600 hours
I hope to play part 5 one day.
But seriously, folks....
See, as you get older, this changes.
You have to be more concerned that your gas turns into a liquid…
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'm passed that....
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I've come to the conclusion that regardless of what the hell happens out there in the world,
nothing can harm us in our little lounge bubble.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 9:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Just like television shows.
You gotta deal with the re-runs a while until the new shit comes out after the holidays.
I'm willing to juggle for your amusement to get you to stay.
I can also offer up Oz as your plaything.
But seriously, folks....
...can we get some smokes for him from the ABers?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
You would rather suck down poison than spend time with me.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I subscribe to the fast food theory of sex.
Work fast, serve as many as possible.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
huh
I’m doing something wrong then
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
I was never good at math.
Does that make you a royal bitch, or a fucking bitch?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Is that even a real country?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Ah
’cause I always thought it was just something John Candy made up to sell his movie
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I'll think aboot it
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
how had Hungry Hungry Homer helped Yon Yonson?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
read what Yon wrote up top when he posted this.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
What's the impetus for the question?
(downloading updates)
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku.
by noava22 on Jan 1, 2012 10:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Geeze one day down on the new year and I already broke my resolution
anybody know where I can bury a body?
But seriously, folks....
damn it, how'd he escape the lava pit is what I wanna know...
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
I told you to get some sharks with fricking lasers on their heads.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I'd want a million for it in the 90's and a billion for it in the 60's
also can I use some footage from Independence Day to make my point?
But seriously, folks....
Dr. Evil was the only reason I loved those movies
I kept rooting for him to beat Austin.
But seriously, folks....
mmmm
hot wings
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
yes please!
and extra hot sauce
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
"And the priest announces the bans in front of the congregation..."
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
We need his prayers right aboot now.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Connie Mack, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
When the Yankees come, thy will be done…
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
No kidding!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That is hilarious.
You’re so gullible. It’s endearing.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I told someone important to fuck off
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
The Giants?
REC’D!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
by Tutu-late on Jan 1, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
yes!
FUCK THE GNATS
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I do that every single day
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Why not use the old theory about hiding things in plain sight?
Leave the body on your sofa.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I mixed too many CNS depressants once,
and I could feel myself dying in my parents living room chair.
that must have been fun :P
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
Every day, upon getting out of bed.
Right before I take a vicodin.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Of course I'm in Arkansas....I'll just say it was a hunting accident
my 27th in the last year.
But seriously, folks....
We aim to please
Please aim
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
My grandma used to have the a sign up by her pool that read,
“We don’t swim in your stool, so please don’t pee in our pool.”
Shoot on sight!
But what are Canadians doing in Arkansas? Hell, what are Americans doing in Arkansas?
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Maybe, but it is effective.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
You can drink a whole lot more beer while holding a fishing pole.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I have that down pat.
You tie a weight and a bobber on the line, but leave off the hook and sushi. That way, the fish won’t bother you drinking.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I don't do much well
but I can hit any target with a rifle
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
You sex pistol, you!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
I don't own a gun.....I might be the only person in the state who doesn't
but I enjoy shooting them at my friends house.
But seriously, folks....
It's fun
for some reason I’m good with pistols and shooting pool even though I don’t do it much….I think it’s because it’s kind of like putting.
But seriously, folks....
I got a B in geometry, you'd think I'd be at least ok.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
So, you're one of those "stathead" guys.
You know, the ones that are screwing up everything.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That wouldn't be a bad way to teach it, though.
You know, when kids say “When am I ever gonna use this?” You, as the teacher, could say “Every Friday night at the shitty bar you hang out at, trying to drink away your miserable, dead end life.”
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I read this as.."of huger melons"
doctorK is in my head.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
We don't need you. Buster's got a degree in business.
Well, it’s in 17th Century Agrarian business, but it’s essentially the same thing. Now, tell me, do you fear an uprising?
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
Come on over!
I am one of the Range Safety Officers at the local range. We can have a lot of fun.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Thanks!
Pretty sure they have places to shoot guns in SC, though. Southerners love their guns. In fact, there’s still a law on the books requiring men to carry guns to church in case of Indian attack.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Probably
I mostly like it here but there are things that drive me nuts as a Californian.
But seriously, folks....
Why, suh!
Whatevah do you mean?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
People here refer to the Civil War as "the unpleasantness."
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Oh tell me about it
The Stars and Bars are everywhere in this state….it’s the one thing I really don’t like about Arkansas.
But seriously, folks....
It's funny to me that they are such ardent supporters of the South in the Civil War, and then also claim to be patriots.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
You mean like the Founding Fathers?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That's different.
It’s ok to revolt against a bunch of crumpet-eating nancy boys.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
Its only different when you win.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Well sure, the victor writes the history.
But there are big differences.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
No there isn't
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Sure there are.
The Founding Fathers were looking to create a nation with a completely different form of government, for one thing. Also, the Southern states had the same legal status as the Northern states, while the colonies were treated differently from England itself.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
It's weird. Southerners buy into the myths they've created about themselves, and then they try to live up to them.
In the end, they end up as caricatures.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
I killed a group of ninjas once. with a machete.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Brandon Allen killed a group of ninjas just by shouting at them.
"The Lord has blessed us with birthday cake!"
OH SHIT. It when wrong, Bed.
She put the body in the freezer, then set the house on fire. The freezer was the only thing left.
Bloomie said he has already gotten rid of a body.
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Jersey boy, Necro has a song called "Dead Body Disposal" where he waxes poetically upon the subject.
It’s actually quite informative.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
The only radio station I get is KUBB Country
Do you think it’ll be on there?
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
sometimes words just don't belong together.
by Leopold Bloom on Jan 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
bazinga
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
It seems all the net names are odd to me....but I'm old and stuck in the past.
But seriously, folks....
The possiblities boggle the mind
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
Enough for me
‘night, y’all.
A couple of simple and supple delights can bring out a smile in every straight man (and some chicks too)!
Goodnight drK!
Sweet dreams of BOOBIES!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
BOOBIES!
hey little girl
…want a cookie?
by ChickenStanley on Jan 1, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
OK, I just banned all of you and then reinstated you under each other's screen names.
So Bloom is now gigs, Dan is now Chicken, Tutu is now Jennifer and Bed is now everybody.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
B-but...
I throw up at the sight of blood!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
That was quick!
"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."-anonymous
"i guess i just like beer"-stm
wait til he goes to put some music on
and finds all his Porcupine Tree albums have been mysteriously replaced with Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys… man is he gonna be bewildered.
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
by emperor nobody on Jan 1, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahaha, I love this pic
Death seed
blind man's greed
poets starve and children bleed
nothing he's got
he really needs
21st Century schizoid man.
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