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The Best Day of Baseball (Not so much A's-related, but Gio Did Twirl a Gem)


Holy *&^%$#@!)(*&^, If I told you in all seriousness, that on the very last day of the season, when Tampa Bay and Boston are tied for the Wild Card spot, that Tampa Bay would be losing 7-0 in the eighth, while Boston would be winning 3-2 at the same time, you would probably assume the Red Sox were going to snag the last postseason spot (rolling in with the Cardinals, who hung on to their 7-0 lead...oops spoiler alert!). in fact, in the space of about three minutes, Boston ended up losing, while Tampa Bay finished off the most unlikely of all comebacks, propelling themselves into October on the strength of the craziest hour of baseball I've ever seen.

The Yankees pinned an early 7-0 lead on the Rays (and in case Boston wants to whine about it, the Yankees didn't remove their starting lineup until the seventh inning, up 7-0). They were cruising in the spoiler role until the bottom of the eighth when a single, double, and HBP loaded the bases for Tampa Bay. Innocuous enough, right? The Rays, at this point, needed the equivalent of TWO grand slams to take the lead. They got a bases-loaded walk. And a bases-loaded HBP. And a sac fly. And a Longoria three-run homerun to close the gap to 7-6. Yet the Rays nearly lost; pinch-hitter DAN JOHNSON was down to the Rays final out and his final strike when he ghost-rode that baseball into the stands to tie the game and send us all into extra innings. 

Meanwhile, Jonathan Papelbon, who was heavily used yesterday, was set to close the final out for Boston against the Orioles. He would get two quick outs, and Baltimore looked all but done.

Meanwhile, back at Tampa Bay, Longoria saved the tie game, making a nifty play to tag out a Yankees' runner at third, and preventing the pinstripes from knocking Tampa Bay out.

All looked lost in Baltimore; until the O's managed to squeak out a two-out double. And then...something amazing happened. Another two-out double would tie the game, and a single would give the O's the walk off. 

Meanwhile, in the twelfth inning for Tampa Bay, Longoria came up again. I don't have to tell you what happened.

To quote MLB.com: "And just like that, the Red Sox suffered the worst September collapse in baseball history."

Meanwhile, up in Seattle, the A's were generous enough to let me watch a whole lot of other baseball games. Gio Gonzalez picked up career-high win #16 as he dominated the Mariners over 8 strong innings; Jai Miller's first homerun providing all of the run support that Gio would get, or need. This was truly the season that wasn't. So incredibly disappointing, so many dark days; yet we look on to 2012 with something like hope.

It's been a pleasure working for you.

And for old time's sake:

GHOST RIDE THAT VOLVO, DAN JOHNSON!

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Matsui goes to the Mariners and the A’s acquire Ichiro. So they open in Japan vs. each other, but for the opposite teams.

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

PS

tonight was just unbelievable, maybe the single wildest last-night-of-the-season in MLB history that I can think of. WOW.

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Honestly, that was the most fun I’ve had with baseball in about, oh say, five years.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAN. JOHNSON.

"I think what baseball projects, and what classical music needs, is the sense that one goes to a live event not to experience greatness, but to experience the possibility of greatness.... Not every game is great but what we go for is the chance that this particular game might be.' —David Lang

by King Richard on Sep 28, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh I so enjoyed listening to my hermanito shut out the Mariners

while checking in constantly on the Rays and Orioles dramatic wins!

“no postseason for boston, tra-la-la”

going to look for somewhere to watch Friday’s games. Go Rays! Go Tigers!

And I’ll dearly miss my A’s…

by OaklandSi on Sep 28, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that, plus "bwa-ha-ha"

I love how Ken Korach just said"blown save for Pepelbon"

by OaklandSi on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

inspires me to make up lyrics to Bosox fail to the tune

of ’who’s afraid of the big bad (sox)" tra-la-la-la-lah!

ack-A

by ak_A on Sep 28, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gio had great movement and location tonight.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pretty amazing reflexes, too

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 29, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had the A's on radio the whole time. Consecutive shutouts to end the season- Gold

To quote a wise ANer: Eat it Boston.
Talk to everyone in a few days.

by player20 on Sep 28, 2011 9:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've been distracted for the second half of the season

and not paying as much attention as I’d like, but everything the A’s go on a mini-streak and I think “What? the A’s are actually playing well now?” it always ends with, “Oh, we’re playing the Mariners again…”

Being wrong about something you’ve worked on is a blessing, not a curse, and people are so invested in being right that that gets lost. —Graham MacAree

by iglew on Sep 29, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does it have to be over?

:(

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Sep 28, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

mash – v. – to reduce to a soft pulpy state by beating or pressure
inter – v. – to deposit a dead body in a tomb
"That’s ******* scary." - The Copper & Blue, on Sharks prospect Brandon Mashinter

by SwisherThresher on Sep 28, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT BASEBALL.

Although I can’t wait to see the boys lift the trophy this season

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Sep 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ready for this season to be over. I need some time away from baseball now.

Although I would throw a fucking party if the Rays can eliminate the Yankees in the playoffs.

by ozzman99 on Sep 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN

That would be amazing.

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Sep 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative, Captain Ozzman......

It’s time for “Raiduz Football!”…………yay-ee-yay!

A’s win, Bo-Sux continue sucking, and good for Tampa….they pulled off an amazing comeback to sneak into the post-season. And what the fuck happened to “Hotlanta”? Jesus, what a meltdown by those guys as well. Man, poor Huddy must feel snakebit…..he pitched a hell of a game.


Let’s Go Oakland 2012 Baby!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a diehard Raiders fan, I agree. I also should learn who our starting QB is.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Jason Campbell....!

:-)

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a diehard A's fan I hope the Patriots wipe the Raiders off the fucking field.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   5 recs

ALright, then Mike.....

It’s on bitch!

“GO RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PATRIOTS ARE DEAD MOTHA@#$%^&!”

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brady, Welker, and no Nnamdi.

Yeah, have fun.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They lost to Buffalo at home, bro.

And we just handled the Jets like Charlie Sheen handles hookers….

But, I guess we’ll have to wait till Sunday, eh bro?

By the way, miss u and the whole AN crew….love all of u!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

How'd the Raiders do against Buffalo?

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knew you would go there

and I knew that loss would wake the Raiders up. Still, New England is going to come into The Black Hole and better have there big boy pants on cuz the Raiders ain’t no joke, compadre’. Trust me, Brady and Co. are not taking the Raiders lightly. I still have not seen any of the Raiders first three opponents handle Darren McFadden…..

Plus, I still love u! By the way, who is your NFL team, Mikey?

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

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by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SF.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niner fan, I get it.

How do you think your Niners stack up against the Eagles this weekend?

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 30, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the Pats-Bills game in Buffalo?

They took down the goalposts after the game because they were afraid the crowd would rush the field and pull them down themselves. They wouldn’t be afraid of that happening in Foxboro, right?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 29, 2011 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was in New England?

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 30, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to green your comment.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 29, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've only got 2 words to say to you, sir.

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by mikev on Sep 29, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Hmm. Needs more Mt. Davis.

That is the Coliseum of my youth right there. How I have missed it. Damn Raiders.

by player20 on Sep 29, 2011 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What a STUNNING view!

Like playing baseball in the fields of our youth.

"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."

by Tutu-late on Sep 30, 2011 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's a full stadium. sigh.

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't root for the LA Raiders

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by stm72 on Sep 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, then you ca resume rooting for The Oakland Raiduz!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So am I.

Well I have to for school, but I love the postseason too

Someday her tombstone will read,
"Here Lies MissOakland Barton. Hot baseball wife, beloved friend, defender of aprons." --Kyli

by MissOakland on Sep 28, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd turn this green myself if I could

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ infinity

the artist formerly known as inbillywetrust

by stm72 on Sep 30, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glass half-full:

We had a winning month at the end of a losing season, when most guys would throw in the towel, and without Anderson or Braden.

by ozzman99 on Sep 28, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pollyanna.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoes

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by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pass the duchy (?) on the left hand side.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard because most of the band were kids they had to change the lyrics but from what, I don't know.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just read up on it.

It was originally “Pass the Kutchie.” Alternatively, a dutchie is apparently a Jamaican pot (for cooking, not smoking), and passing to the left is socially unacceptable.

by ozzman99 on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a cooking pot, couldn't remember for sure. So they were passing pot.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That was freaking ridiculous.

On the way home in my car I was listening to the A’s on the radio in my car and flipping back and forth between Boston and Tampa Bays’ game on the At Bat app.

You're the boss. -Future Ed

by pam5981 on Sep 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god. Fucking REALLY, ESPN? REALLY?

The Tampa Bay walkoff was the #1 top 10 play, but the Orioles walkoff… err. BOSTON FUCKING LOSING… wasn’t #2?? Scutaro and Poopdroia turning a DP was #2?

FUCK. OFF.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

word, bro.

ESPN sucks my butt….and then Pennington takes over……..oh, too soon?

I joke, I joke…..love me some Money Penny!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great recap, BBG

I too look on to 2012 not with hope, but with something like it.

Meanwhile, for the lulz, check out Boston’s day-by-day playoff chances chart.

by Glorious Mundy on Sep 28, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sept 28 - The Cliff.

hahahahaha

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by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is AMAZING!

Click on the link, you guys…so awesome! It really puts the collapse into words.

"Oh who am I kidding? The A's and Giants could stage a pillow fight, and I'd still care who wins." -67Marquez

by baseballgirl on Sep 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

.
susanslusser Susan Slusser
Gio: “That was nice for the whole team. We’re all left with a big smile.” #Athletics

Think he’s talking about the A’s game, or the Rays game, or the O’s game? I’m gonna go with all of the above.

by whiteshoes40 on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a place to stretch out. Maybe take off my pants.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't want to ask, but yep.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been having an issue with my stalking neighbor.

She put up a bird feeder on her deck – right above my front door. So now I have a collection of bird seed in front of my door, and it’s going into my air conditioner and I’m tracking it into my apartment. My car is covered in bird shit, too. It boils my blood.

by Jennifer on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You came to the right person. I hate animals.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No pets allowed.

I’ve been sweeping the seed on my door down to her steps, and tonight I hosed off my door and sidewalk. It just want her to move the feeder 3 feet to the right.

by Jennifer on Sep 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's actually reasonable. Can you talk to her about it?

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could move it yourself, and leave a note explaining why.

Then lock your doors and windows.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've actually thought about doing two things:

1) climbing up the side of the building like King Kong, and cutting the feeder off the deck with a machete,
2) putting rat poisoning in with the bird seed

by Jennifer on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The birds shouldn't be punished. Your neighbor should!

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made a joke. Now you might want to hate me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously, she probably doesn't know how it's affecting you. If you can leave a note,

or talk to her, and explain that you understand her love for birds (even if you don’t) and just want the feeder moved so it doesn’t mess up your home, she should understand. If she doesn’t she’s either crazy or a bitch and you can complain to the landlord.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, but your neighbor probably doesn't even know it's a problem for you.

But I have a hard time speaking up too.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

I had an enjoyable run in with some ancient bitch at my sons school today. She sweats his sisters and actually (all adult, with full access to my son) keeps hasseling them about taking him out of school fifteen minutes early. It’s a transportation\work issue. Today I went in with my youngest daughter to get him early. The bitch actually questioned me. She won’t do it again.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a little scared of people. I understand and relate to animals much more.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't "relate" to them.

Tell them how it’s going to be as far as you’re concerned. It’s the same thing you do with animals.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't "relate" to them.

Tell them how it’s going to be as far as you’re concerned. It’s the same thing you do with animals.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is so not me.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

only because you choose it to be so!

Try it, you’ll like it!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this is how it's going to be alox! You might be a nice guy

but you ain’t no animal so just deal with it!

better? ;)

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go!

Roll with it….

It’ll feel good!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

breaking bad?

billy beane?

You're the boss. -Future Ed

by pam5981 on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Brother.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball, Baby!

AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.

by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Night ozz, so glad I finally ran into ya again.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBG thanks for the full summary of the night's events

I just got home and had no idea what happened. Appreciate you summing everything up!

by Billy Frijoles on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

this is just hilarious, D-Rays Bay is all over this


DJ’s home run to tie it hit a guy RIGHT IN THE STONES!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Sep 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about another angle? cuz you can't settle for just one


                                                            OUCHES!!

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friggin Awesome!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait.

It ricocheted THEN hit him. LOL

by Jennifer on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan. Johnson.

You're the boss. -Future Ed

by pam5981 on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan. Johnson.

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Sep 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAN.JOHNSON.

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by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh. Huddy.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

truly

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by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda kept him and paid him.

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by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVED Huddy.....soooooo much

that trade hurt my heart

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by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

me, too.

still never forgave Billy for that one.

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."

by Kyli on Sep 29, 2011 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

word.....

Huddy deserved better. The rookie closer just could not hang.

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scooter lost too.

Gotta take the bad with the good.

by 4-6-3 on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't care. Difference between him and huddy was that one was actually GOOD for us.

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My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR

by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

One negative to a great night of baseball

First player T-shirt I ever got was Huddy’s

by Jigglz on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Also: Dan Johnson

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 28, 2011 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan.Johnson.

AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.

by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Dan. Johnson.

Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!

by UrgentMirth on Sep 28, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

show off!!

;-)

AN Tailgate = Euphemism for food porn.

by Berry Jo on Sep 28, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it said Daniel Bryan for a second.

:-P Still, I love baseball.

if you beard, you are really like my dad. you're old!

- my Chinese fiancee. So cute...

by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Sep 29, 2011 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was so much fun

I’m checking the games at work. The Orioles and Red Sox are close, and then I see there’s a rain delay. I had given up on the Rays.

And then I check out ESPN to check out the Red Sox game and see the Rays have closed to within a run. But there’s two outs and Dan Johnson is coming to the plate, kind of chatting with the umpire between pitches. I was watching without sound, and so wasn’t sure at first I was watching Johnson hit the tying home run live.

From that point on, I was hooked.

Scutaro inexplicably doesn’t keep running on Crawford’s double, costing Boston a run.

The Yankees blow a golden scoring opportunity on a great Longoria play with runners at the corners and nobody out and some Yankee farmhand being stupid.

(It must be said that the Yankees weren’t doing the Sox any favors by pulling almost all of their good players.)

The Orioles keep threatening but can’t seem to score. The Red Sox can’t get an insurance run no matter what.

But Papelbon seems fine, until he suddenly chokes it up. O’s celebrate like they won the World Series. ESPN does seem to get a kick out of showing sad Sox fans.

Switch to Tampa. Longoria. Oh, he hit a double. What? The fence is about three feet off the ground down the line? I would say that’s unfair, but I’ve been to Fenway and its right field corner. Home run. Game over.

Bummed for Huddy and Scutaro. Otherwise, it was big fun.

by bear88 on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else notice how much the stands at Camden Yards looked like Fenway tonite?

Made that game just a bit more satisfying.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 28, 2011 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

no kidding...

loved the look on the on Sox fan who looked like he just pooped himself.

Hee-hee!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 28, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were one strike away from keeping the season going.

I wonder if Bill Buckner didn’t, in his heart of hearts, really enjoy the way this one turned out.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao! never too soon when it comes to the sawx.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, he caught a bouncing baby on CYE, he's good now.

if you beard, you are really like my dad. you're old!

- my Chinese fiancee. So cute...

by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Sep 29, 2011 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the last night of the regular season. Don't we deserve a lounge? I'm afraid I might lounge here and nobody wants that.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Just don't spill any birdseed....

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 28, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might leave a trail of birdseed so Chickie finds us.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would but I can't make them.

AN doesn’t like me like that.

also I’m going to sleep

Official Athletics Nation Rotating Tagline Editor - Pam liked my old sig better.
My thoughtful watermelon is easily mistook for an early American catapult.
DURRRR THEY’RE TOO OLD, BABIP IS TOO HIGH, TOO MANY Ks, DURRRRRR

by mikev on Sep 28, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you guys need one?

I got you if you do.

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do, hun. It may be slow, but in honor of game 162 we should have one.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 28, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, hold please

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking watch....

tapping foot…..

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 28, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

"The Red Sox players sat in the visitor's clubhouse silently; looking forlorn, trying to figure out where their season went horribly wrong.

But deep down, they all knew. It was the August night that the Athletics defeated them 15-2. They would go on to beat Oakland in the next day’s doubleheader; however a three- game sweep had been necessary. They had no idea at the time that from that point, the rest of their season was a ticking time bomb, ready to explode with each passing second."

by player20 on Sep 29, 2011 1:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Where is that from? I love it.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 29, 2011 3:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

nicely done.

...being a role model I probably wouldn't recommend eating dirt. But at the same time, I'm not trying to be a role model. I'm just trying to eat some dirt.

by attijah on Sep 29, 2011 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

Being wrong about something you’ve worked on is a blessing, not a curse, and people are so invested in being right that that gets lost. —Graham MacAree

by iglew on Sep 29, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

HERE IS A LOUNGE THREAD to keep you guys from Lounging in BBG's facemeltingly awesome recap


CLICK FOR PAPELBUM

"If we start getting into that sh*t, we might as well get out the plastic sheeting and have an orgy." --Gaijin Suketto

by emperor nobody on Sep 28, 2011 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Just how much would the Red Sox give up for Gio?

Pretty much everything, right? Not that I want that to happen, but you’ve gotta think the Red Sox will gut their whole system this winter for a top shelf starter (Felix, Josh Johnson, Gio, etc.)

by BWH on Sep 29, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

No, they won't.

Epstein reads the same books we do.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Sep 29, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they will.

Their problem is pitching. “Epstein reads the same books we do” implies I’m suggesting that trading for Felix or Gio would be irrational. It really wouldn’t be, given how awful their starting pitching is and given their resources. I do think they’ll be in hard on CJ Wilson, though.

by BWH on Sep 29, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gio top shelf starter?

I like Gio too. But if you’re going to raid MLB for a “top shelf starter” I don’t think he’s near the top of the list.

Is Felix available? If so, I’m sure they’d offer a lot.

by 4-6-3 on Sep 29, 2011 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I didn't say Gio was as good as Felix

but he’s still really really good. And he’s young and getting better. I imagine the Red Sox, with all their pitching woes, will take a good long look at Gio. Maybe give us a run for our money in the Harden bidding, too.

How’s that refusal to give up the PTBNL for Harden working out for them this morning? lol

by BWH on Sep 29, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet there were still <30k in the Trop last night.

Kinda sad.

Then again, so’s the Trop.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Sep 29, 2011 6:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.. It's All Over

As lousy as this season was, it’s still sad to see the A’s year come to an end; there is no replacement for the wonderful thing that is baseball. But it was a classic ending, with our best young pitcher hurling a gem, our closer getting three quick outs that seemed to constantly elude him as the season wound down. and a rookie outfielder belting a homer to right-center in a message of hope that yes, our rookies CAN hit.
Also, a classic ending to the entire regular season; the Red Sox, who seemed to have left their choke jobs behind, fall apart in September and hand over the Wild Card to a gritty Rays team (and I hate to say I told you so, but to all those people who denied that Boston’s pitching would hurt them….. well, I told you so); the Braves, who knew their only hope of a playoff spot was the Wild Card failing to capitalize and watching the Cardinals come in and snatch a playoff spot.
Yes, it was a crazy season, one that involved the Pirates making an unlikely run at the Division Crown before their usual decrepit fall, one that involved the Astros losing 106 games and putting together a horrendous season, one that involved the defending champion Giants finish 8 games behind Arizona and get hurt badly because of a terrible offense (I love you AZ), and one that involved a couple of things that we can always rely on: the Yankees will clinch a playoff berth; the Mariners hopes will be dashed; and the Cubs will continue to try to set a record for championship futility.
Well, that’s it. It wasn’t a good season for A’s fans; the dark horse contender turned into a .457 team; the young, dominating pitching turned into a second half struggle; and the stadium issues refused to be resolved. Nothing worked out, because no matter what bright spots you scrounge up, Vince Lombardi’s hard truth about sports, about life always comes up: Winning isn’t one thing: it’s everything.
But baseball is baseball, so you can always look forward to the future, know anything is possible, and utter that infamous phrase:
Just wait ’till next year…..

by Jason James on Sep 29, 2011 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

@ Jason James

“Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing!”

Or at least that’s my recollection of that particular quote…

Cheers!

"You're early, but hang around; we'll have a fight for you sooner or later."

-John "Blue Moon" Odom

by mrod on Sep 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoo hoo! baseball rules!! last night was so much fun, i can’t wait for today’s awesome-amazing, season-defining games!!!!!!!

(weird. i can’t seem to find any listings. my TV guide must be broken, can i borrow yours?)

by AV on Sep 29, 2011 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Only downside of the Red Sox collapse

is that its historic suckitude will undoubtedly fuel the Red Sox fanbase’s sense that the world revolves around their experience as fans. They’ll end up essentially bragging about how this September made them suffer more than any other baseball fans have ever suffered, and yet they’re still rooting for their team, which makes them superior to everyone else and means that everyone should root for the Sawks because they are awesome and their fans are the best, longest-suffering fans in sports.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Sep 29, 2011 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

It could also cause them to make poorer, more reactionary decisions

Besides, they are less insufferable when they haven’t won in awhile. All that happens anyways when they’re good, plus you have the added smugness of a WS win.

"I'll guarantee this: The A's will have a better season in 2012." - George Zimmer

by cuppingmaster on Sep 29, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy

You know, the first thing I thought of when Dan “F’ing” Johnson hit that ball out was that Ghost Ride video….

"RIP: UserID: 553"

by Masaryk on Sep 29, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

When will the stories begin, claiming the A's should have kept Dan Johnson,

the way they should have with Carlos Pena?

"Trying not to rec a "F**k the Giants" post is like trying not to look at boobs."

by Tutu-late on Sep 29, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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